P.S. Oh, I hope it wasn"t wrong, but in your ulster pocket, when I went to put it away, I found a bottle of something that smelt as though it had been forgotten.--I threw it out.
It was this letter that drew the only definite message from the itinerant bridegroom.
"Kindly refrain from rummaging in my ulster pockets," wrote the Senior Surgeon quite briefly. "The "thing" you threw out happened to be the cerebellum and medulla of an extremely eminent English Theologian!"
"Even so,--it was sour," telegraphed the White Linen Nurse in a perfect agony of remorse and humiliation.
The telegram took an Indian with a birch canoe two days to deliver, and cost the Senior Surgeon twelve dollars. Just impulsively the Senior Surgeon decided to make no further comments on domestic affairs,--at that particular range.
Very fortunately for this impulse the White Linen Nurse"s second letter concerned itself almost entirely with matters quite extraneous to the home.
"Dear Dr. Faber," the second letter ran.
DEAR DR. FABER,
Somehow I don"t seem to care so much just now about being the biggest person in the house. Something awful has happened. Zillah Forsyth is dead. Really dead, I mean. And she died in great heroism. You remember Zillah Forsyth, don"t you? She was one of my room-mates,--not the gooder one, you know,--not the swell,--that was Helene Churchill. But Zillah?
Oh you know! Zillah was the one you sent out on that Fractured Elbow case. It was a Yale student, you remember? And there was some trouble about kissing,--and she got sent home? And now everybody"s crying because Zillah _can"t_ kiss anybody any more! Isn"t everything the limit? Well, it wasn"t a fractured Yale student she got sent out on this time. If it had been, she might have been living yet. What they sent her out on this time was a Senile Dementia,--an old lady more than eighty years old. And they were in a sanitarium or something like that. And there was a fire in the night. And the old lady just up and positively refused to escape. And Zillah had to push her and shove her and yank her and carry her--out the window--along the gutters--round the chimneys.
And the old lady bit Zillah right through the hand,--but Zillah wouldn"t let go. And the old lady tried to drown Zillah under a bursted water tank,--but Zillah wouldn"t let go. And everybody hollered to Zillah to cut loose and save herself,--but Zillah wouldn"t let go. And a wall fell, and everything, and oh, it was awful,--but Zillah never let go.
And the old lady that wasn"t any good to any one,--not even herself, got saved of course. But Zillah? Oh, Zillah got hurt bad, sir! We saw her at the hospital, Helene and I. She sent for us about something. Oh, it was awful! Not a thing about her that you"d know except just her great solemn eyes mooning out at you through a gob of white cotton, and her red mouth lipping sort of twitchy at the edge of a bandage. Oh it was awful! But Zillah didn"t seem to care so much. There was a new Interne there,--a j.a.panese, and I guess she was sort of taken with him. "But my G.o.d, Zillah," I said, "_your_ life was worth more than that old dame"s!"
"Shut your noise!" says Zillah. "It was my job. And there"s no kick coming." Helene burst right out crying, she did. "Shut _your_ noise, too!" says Zillah, just as cool as you please. "Bah! There"s other lives and other chances!"
"Oh, you do believe that now?" cries Helene. "Oh, you do believe that now,--what the Bible promises you?" That was when Zillah shrugged her shoulders so funny,--the little way she had. Gee, but her eyes were big!
"I don"t pretend to know--what--your old Bible says," she choked. "It was--the Yale feller--who was tellin" me."
That"s all, Dr. Faber. It was her shrugging her shoulders so funny that brought on the hemorrhage.
Oh, we had an awful time, sir, going home in the carriage,--Helene and I. We both cried, of course, because Zillah was dead, but after we got through crying for that, Helene kept right on crying because she couldn"t understand why a brave girl like Zillah _had_ to be dead. Gee!
But Helene takes things hard. Ladies do, I guess.
I hope you"re having a pleasant spree.
Oh, I forgot to tell you that one of the wall-paperers is living here at the house with us just now. We use him so much it"s truly a good deal more convenient. And he"s a real nice young fellow, and he plays the piano finely, and he comes from up my way. And it seemed more neighborly anyway. It"s so large in the house at night, just now, and so creaky in the garden.
With kindest regards, good-by for now, from RAE.
P.S.
Don"t tell your guide or _any one!_ But Helene sent Zillah"s mother a check for fifteen hundred dollars. I saw it with my own eyes. And all Zillah asked for that day was just a little blue serge suit. It seems she"d promised her kid sister a little blue serge suit for July. And it sort of worried her.
Helene sent the little blue serge suit too! And a hat! The hat had bluebells on it. Do you think when you come home--if I haven"t spent too much money on wall-papers--that I could have a blue hat with bluebells on it? Excuse me for bothering you--but you forgot to leave me enough money.
It was some indefinite, pleasant time on Thursday, the twenty-fifth of June, that the Senior Surgeon received this second letter.
It was Friday the twenty-sixth of June, exactly at dawn, that the Senior Surgeon started homeward.
n.o.body looks very well in the dawn. Certainly the Senior Surgeon didn"t.
Heavily as a man wading through a bog of dreams, he stumbled out of his cabin into the morning. Under his drowsy, brooding eyes appalling shadows circled. Behind his sunburn,--deeper than his tan, something sinister and uncanny lurked wanly like the pallor of a soul.
Yet the Senior Surgeon had been most blamelessly abed and asleep since griddle-cake time the previous evening.
Only the mountains and the forest and the lake had been out all night.
For seventy miles of Canadian wilderness only the mountains and the forest and the lake stood actually convicted of having been out all night. Dank and white with its vaporous vigil the listless lake kindled wanly to the new day"s breeze. Blue with cold a precipitous mountain peak lurched craggedly home through a rift in the fog. Drenched with mist, bedraggled with dew, a green-feathered pine tree lay guzzling insatiably at a leaf-brown pool. Monotonous as a sob the waiting birch canoe slosh-sloshed against the beach.
There was no romantic smell of red roses in this June landscape. Just tobacco smoke, and the faint reminiscent fragrance of fried trout, and the mournful, sizzling, pungent consciousness of a camp-fire quenched for a whole year with a tinful of wet coffee grounds.
Gliding out cautiously into the lake as though the mere splash of a paddle might shatter the whole gla.s.sy surface, the Indian Guide propounded the question that was uppermost in his mind.
"Cutting your trip a bit short this year,--ain"t you, Boss?" quizzed the Indian guide.
Out from his m.u.f.fling mackinaw collar the Senior Surgeon parried the question with an amazingly novel sense of embarra.s.sment.
"Oh, I don"t know," he answered with studied lightness. "There are one or two things at home that are bothering me a little."
"A woman, eh?" said the Indian Guide laconically.
"A woman?" thundered the Senior Surgeon. "A--woman? Oh, ye G.o.ds! No!
It"s wall paper!"
Then suddenly and unexpectedly in the midst of his pa.s.sionate refutation the Senior Surgeon burst out laughing,--boisterously, hilariously like a crazy school-boy. Bluntly from an overhanging ledge of rock the echo of his laugh came mocking back at him. Down from some unvisioned mountain fastness the echo of that echo came wafting faintly to him.
The Senior Surgeon"s laugh was made of teeth and tongue and palate and a purely convulsive physical impulse. But the echo"s laugh was a phantasy of mist and dawn and inestimable balsam-scented s.p.a.ces where little green ferns and little brown beasties and soft-breasted birdlings frolicked eternally in pristine sweetness.
Seven miles further down the lake, at the beginning of the rapids, the Indian Guide spoke again. Racking the canoe between two rocks,--paddling, panting, pushing, sweating, the Indian Guide lifted his voice high,--piercing, above the swirling roar of waters.
"Eh, Boss!" shouted the Indian Guide. "I ain"t never heard you laugh before!"
Neither man spoke again more than once or twice during the long, strenuous hours that were left to them.
The Indian Guide was very busy in his stolid mind trying to figure out just how many rows of potatoes could be planted fruitfully between his front door and his cow-shed. I don"t know what the Senior Surgeon was trying to figure out.
It was just four days later from a rolling, musty-cushioned hack that the Senior Surgeon disembarked at his own front gate.
Even though a man likes home no better than he likes--tea, few men would deny the soothing effect of home at the end of a long fussy railroad journey. Five o"clock, also, of a late June afternoon is a peculiarly wonderful time to be arriving home,--especially if that home has a garden around it so that you are thereby not rushed precipitously upon the house itself, as upon a cup without a saucer, but can toy visually with the whole effect before you quench your thirst with the actual draught.
Very, very deliberately, with his clumsy rod-case in one hand, and his heavy grip in the other, the Senior Surgeon started up the long, broad gravel path to the house. For a man walking as slow as he was, his heart was beating most extraordinarily fast. He was not accustomed to heart-palpitation. The symptom worried him a trifle. Incidentally also his lungs felt strangely stifled with the scent of June. Close at his right an effulgent white and gold syringa bush flaunted its cloying sweetness into his senses. Close at his left a riotous bloom of phlox clamored red-blue-purple-lavender-pink into his dazzled vision.
Multi-colored pansies tiptoed velvet-footed across the gra.s.s. In soft murky mystery a flame-tinted smoke tree loomed up here and there like a faintly rouged ghost. Over everything, under everything, through everything, lurked a certain strange, novel, vibrating consciousness of _occupancy_. Bees in the rose bushes! Bobolinks in the trees! A woman"s work-basket in the curve of the hammock! A doll"s tea set sprawling cheerfully in the middle of the broad gravel path!
It was not until the Senior Surgeon had actually stepped into the tiny cream pitcher that he noticed the presence of the doll"s tea set.
It was what the Senior Surgeon said as he stepped out of the cream pitcher that summoned the amazing apparition from a ragged green hole in the privet hedge. Startlingly white, startlingly professional,--dress, cap, ap.r.o.n and all,--a miniature white linen nurse sprang suddenly out at him like a tricky dwarf in a moving picture show. Just at that particular moment the Senior Surgeon"s nerves were in no condition to wrestle with apparitions. Simultaneously as the clumsy rod-case dropped from his hand, the expression of enthusiasm dropped from the face of the miniature white linen nurse.