"Oh, dear--oh, dear--oh, dear! Have _you_ come home?" wailed the familiar, shrill little voice.
Sheepishly the Senior Surgeon picked up his rod-case. The noises in his head were crashing like cracked bells. Desperately with a boisterous irritability he sought to cover also the lurching pound-pound-pound of his heart.
"What in h.e.l.l are you rigged out like that for?" he demanded stormily.
With equal storminess the Little Girl protested the question.
"Peach said I could!" she attested pa.s.sionately. "Peach said I could!
She did! She did! I tell you I didn"t want her to marry us--that day! I was afraid, I was! I cried, I did! I had a convulsion! They thought it was stockings! So Peach said if it would make me feel any gooderer, I could be the cruel new step-mother. And she"d be the unloved offspring--with her hair braided all yellow fluffikins down her back!"
"Where _is_--Miss Malgregor?" asked the Senior Surgeon sharply.
Irrelevantly the Little Girl sank down on the gravel walk and began to gather up her scattered dishes.
"And it"s fun to go to bed--now," she confided amiably. ""Cause every night I put Peach to bed at eight o"clock and she"s so naughty always I have to stay with her! And then all of a sudden it"s morning--like going through a black room without knowing it!"
"I said--where _is_ Miss Malgregor?" repeated the Senior Surgeon with increasing sharpness.
Thriftily the Little Girl bent down to lap a bubble of cream from the broken pitcher.
"Oh, she"s out in the summer house with the Wall Paper Man," she mumbled indifferently.
CHAPTER IX
Altogether jerkily the Senior Surgeon started up the walk for his own perfectly formal and respectable brown stone mansion. Deep down in his lurching heart he felt a sudden most inordinate desire to reach that brown stone mansion just as quickly as possible. But abruptly even to himself he swerved off instead at the yellow sa.s.safras tree and plunged quite wildly through a ma.s.s of broken sods towards the rickety, no-account cedar summer house.
Startled by the crackle and thud of his approach the two young figures in the summer house jumped precipitously to their feet, and limply untwining their arms from each other"s necks stood surveying the Senior Surgeon in unspeakable consternation,--the White Linen Nurse and a blue overalled lad most unconscionably mated in radiant youth and agonized confusion.
"Oh, my Lord, Sir!" gasped the White Linen Nurse. "Oh, my Lord, Sir! I wasn"t looking for _you_--for another week!"
"Evidently not!" said the Senior Surgeon incisively. "This is the second time this evening that I"ve been led to infer that my home-coming was distinctly inopportune!"
Very slowly, very methodically, he put down first his precious rod-case and then his grip. His brain seemed fairly foaming with blood and confusion. Along the swelling veins of his arms a dozen primitive instincts went surging to his fists.
Then quite brazenly before his eyes the White Linen Nurse reached out and took the lad"s hand again.
"Oh, forgive me, Dr. Faber!" she faltered. "This is my brother!"
"Your _brother?--what?--eh?_" choked the Senior Surgeon. Bluntly he reached out and crushed the young fellow"s fingers in his own. "Glad to see you, Son!" he muttered with a sickish sort of grin, and turning abruptly, picked up his baggage again and started for the big house.
Half a step behind him his White Linen Bride followed softly.
At the edge of the piazza he turned for an instant and eyed her a bit quizzically. With her big credulous blue eyes, and her great mop of yellow hair braided childishly down her back, she looked inestimably more juvenile and innocent than his own little shrewd-faced six-year-old whom he had just left domestically ensconced in the middle of the broad gravel path.
"For Heaven"s sake, Miss Malgregor," he asked. "For Heaven"s sake--why didn"t you tell me that the Wall Paper Man was your--brother?"
Very contritely the White Linen Nurse"s chin went burrowing down into the soft collar of her dress and as bashfully as a child one finger came stealing up to the edge of her red, red lips.
"I was afraid you"d think I was--cheeky--having any of my family come and live with us--so soon," she murmured almost inaudibly.
"Well, what did you think I"d think you were--if he wasn"t your brother?" asked the Senior Surgeon sardonically.
"Very--economical, I hoped!" beamed the White Linen Nurse.
"All the same!" snapped the Senior Surgeon, with an irrelevance surprising even to himself. "All the same do you think it sounds quite right and proper for a child to call her--step-mother--"Peach"?"
Again the White Linen Nurse"s chin went burrowing down into the soft collar of her dress. "I don"t suppose it is--usual," she admitted reluctantly. "The children next door, I notice, call theirs--"Cross-Patch.""
With a gesture of impatience the Senior Surgeon proceeded up the steps,--yanked open the old-fashioned shuttered door, and burst quite breathlessly and unprepared upon his most amazingly reconstructed house. All in one single second chintzes,--muslins,--pale blonde maples,--riotous canary birds,--stormed revolutionary upon his outraged eyes. Reeling back utterly aghast before the sight, he stood there staring dumbly for an instant at what he considered,--and rightly too,--the absolute wreck of his black walnut home.
"It looks like--h.e.l.l!" he muttered feebly.
"Yes, _isn"t_ it sweet?" conceded the White Linen Nurse with unmistakable joyousness. "And your library--" Triumphantly she threw back the door to his grim work-shop.
"Good G.o.d!" stammered the Senior Surgeon. "You"ve made it--pink!"
Rapturously the White Linen Nurse began to clasp and unclasp her hands.
"I knew you"d love it!" she said.
Half dazed with bewilderment the Senior Surgeon started to brush an imaginary haze from his eyes but paused mid-way in the gesture and pointed back instead to a dapper little hall-table that seemed to be exhausting its entire blonde strength in holding up a slender green vase with a single pink rose in it. Like a caged animal buffeting for escape against each successive bar that incased it, the man"s frenzied irritation hurled itself hopefully against this one more chance for explosive exit.
"What--have--you--done--with the big--black--escritoire that stood--there?" he demanded accusingly.
"Escritoire?--Escritoire?" worried the White Linen Nurse. "Why--why--I"m afraid I must have mislaid it."
"Mislaid it?" thundered the Senior Surgeon. "Mislaid it? It weighed three hundred pounds!"
"Oh, it did?" questioned the White Linen Nurse with great, blue-eyed interest. Still mulling apparently over the fascinating weight of the escritoire she climbed up suddenly into a chair and with the fluffy broom-shaped end of her extraordinarily long braid of hair went angling wildy off into s.p.a.ce after an illusive cobweb.
Faster and faster the Senior Surgeon"s temper began to search for a new point of exit.
"What do you suppose the--servants think of you?" he stormed. "Running round like that with your hair in a pig-tail like a--kid?"
"Servants?" cooed the White Linen Nurse. "Servants?" Very quietly she jumped down from the chair and came and stood looking up into the Senior Surgeon"s hectic face. "Why, there aren"t any servants," she explained patiently. "I"ve dismissed every one of them. We"re doing our own work now!"
"Doing "our own work"?" gasped the Senior Surgeon.
Quite worriedly the White Linen Nurse stepped back a little. "Why, wasn"t that right?" she pleaded. "Wasn"t it right? Why, I thought people always did their own work when they were first married!" With sudden apprehensiveness she glanced round over her shoulder at the hall clock, and darting out through a side door, returned almost instantly with a fierce-looking knife.
"I"m so late now and everything," she confided. "Could you peel the potatoes for me?"
"No, I couldn"t!" said the Senior Surgeon shortly. Equally shortly he turned on his heel, and reaching out once more for his rod-case and grip went on up the stairs to his own room.
One of the pleasantest things about arriving home very late in the afternoon is the excuse it gives you for loafing in your own room while other people are getting supper. No existent domestic sound in the whole twenty-four hours is as soothing at the end of a long journey as the sound of other people getting supper.