He filled and lit his pipe, to soothe his humour. But he forgot that the clergy of Plymouth do not as a rule smoke clay pipes in the public streets, and the attention he excited puzzled and angered him yet further. He set it down to his threadbare coat and rustic boots.
It was in no sweet mood that he strode up Hoe Terrace, eyeing the numbers above the doors, and halted at length to knock out his pipe before a house with an unpainted area-railing, to which a small boy in ragged knickerbockers was engaged in attaching with a string the tail of a protesting puppy.
"I shouldn"t do that if I were you," said Parson Jack, rapping the bowl of his pipe against his boot-heel.
"I don"t suppose you would," retorted the small boy. "But then there"s some parsons wouldn"t smoke a clay."
Before Parson Jack could discover a repartee the door opened and a young man with a weak chin and bright yellow boots came out laughing, followed by a good-looking girl, who turned on the step to close the door behind her. Although in black, she was outrageously over-dressed. An enormous black feather nodded above her "picture" hat, and with one hand she held up her skirt, revealing a white embroidered petticoat deplorably stained with mud.
In the act of turning she caught sight of the small boy, and at once began to rate him.
"Haven"t I told you fifty times to let that dog alone? Go indoors this instant and get yourself cleaned! For my part, I don"t know what Tillotson means, letting you out of school so early."
"I haven"t been to school," the boy announced, catching at a dirty sheet of newspaper which fluttered against the railing, and nonchalantly folding it into a c.o.c.ked hat.
"Your mumps have been all right for a week. There"s not the slightest risk of infection, and you know it. You don"t tell me you"ve persuaded mother--"
"I haven"t said a word to her," the boy interrupted. "It isn"t mumps; it"s these breeches. If you can"t find time to darn "em, I"m not going to school till somebody can."
The young man t.i.ttered, and the girl--with a toss of her head and a glance at Parson Jack, who was pretending to tie his boot-lace--accepted defeat.
"Where did you pick up that puppy?" asked Parson Jack, after watching the pair up the street.
"What"s that to you?"
"Nothing at all; only I"m a judge of wire-haired terriers, and he has a touch of breed somewhere. Well, if you won"t answer that question, I"ll try you with another. Is that Gertrude--or Ada?" He nodded up the street.
"That"s Ada. Gertrude is indoors, tr.i.m.m.i.n.g a hat. You seem to know a heap about us."
"Not much; but I"m going to call and find out more if I can. You"re Richard, I suppose?"
"d.i.c.k, for short. Ring the bell, if you like, and I"ll run round and open the door. Only don"t say I didn"t warn you." This sounded like an absurd echo of the lawyer, and set Parson Jack smiling. "We don"t subscribe to anything, or take any truck in parsons; and the slavey has a whitlow on her finger, and mother"s having fits over the cooking.
But come in, if you want to."
"Thank you, I will."
While Parson Jack ascended to the front door and rang at the bell, d.i.c.k skipped down the area steps, and presently opened to him with a mock start of surprise. "Beg your pardon," said he, "but I took you for the rates, or the broker"s man." He winked as he ushered in the visitor.
The running click of a sewing-machine sounded above stairs, and up from the bas.e.m.e.nt floated an aroma of fried onions, and filled the pa.s.sage.
"First turning to the right!" admonished the boy, and stepping past him, to the head of the bas.e.m.e.nt stairs, called down: "Mother! I say, mother, here"s a gentleman to see you!"
"Then," came the answer, "tell Gerty to step down and find out what he wants. I"m busy."
Parson Jack discreetly shut the door, and fell to studying the not over-clean drawing-room, which was tricked out with muslin draperies, cheap j.a.panese fans, photographs--mostly of officers in the uniform of the Royal Marines--and such artistic trifles as painted tambourines, sabots, drain-pipes, and milking-stools. In one wicker-chair--the wicker daubed with royal-red enamel--lay a banjo; in another was curled a sleeping terrier--indubitable mother of the puppy outside. Near the door stood a piano with a comic opera score on the music-rest, open at No. 12, "I"m a Cheery Fusileery--O!" and on its rosewood top an ash-tray full of cigarette-ends and a shaded lamp the base of which needed wiping.
The terrier awoke, yawned, and was waddling down from its couch to make friends, when Master d.i.c.k returned.
"Mother wants to know who you are and what"s your business.
Gerty wouldn"t come down when she heard you weren"t Jack Phillips."
"Then tell your mother that I am your uncle, John Flood. That will satisfy her, perhaps."
"Whe--ew!" d.i.c.k took him in from top to toe, in a long incredulous stare; but turned and went without another word.
It may have been five minutes before the door opened and Mrs. Flood entered, with an air nicely balanced between curiosity, _hauteur_, and injured innocence--a shabby-genteel woman, in a widow"s cap and a black cashmere gown which had been too near the frying-pan.
"Good morning."
Mrs. Flood bowed stiffly, not to say stonily, folded her wrists accurately in front of her, over her waistband, and waited.
"I am John Flood, you know--poor Lionel"s brother. I have just come from Cudmore & Cudmore"s, the solicitors, to talk with you, if I may, about this will. It seems that I have a legacy, but beyond this I know nothing, and indeed until Messrs. Cudmore wrote I wasn"t even aware of an illness."
Mrs. Flood"s eyes seemed to answer, if such a thing could be said in a ladylike way, that he might tell that to the Marines. But, without relenting their hostility, she took occasion to mop them.
"It was a cruel will," she murmured. "My husband and I had differences; in fact, we have lived apart for many years. Still--" She broke off.
"You know, of course, that he went wrong--took to living with natives and adopted their horrible ways--in the end, I believe, turned Hindu."
"G.o.d bless my soul! But he used to write regularly--up to the end."
"No doubt." The two words were full of spiteful meaning, though what that meaning was Parson Jack could not guess.
"His letters gave no hint of--of this."
Again Mrs. Flood"s bitter smile gave him--politely--the lie.
"He drank, too," she went on, after a cold pause. "I had always supposed it was the one thing those natives didn"t do. We thought of contesting the will on the ground of undue influence and his mind being gone."
"Did Lionel leave them much, then?"
""Them"?" she queried.
"His friends over there--the natives."
"He left nothing but this legacy of five thousand pounds, and the residue in equal shares to his poor family." Here her handkerchief came into play again. "Only, as it turns out, there isn"t any residue-- scarcely a penny more when all is realised--except the pension, of course." Unmasking her batteries with sudden spite, she added, "Even between you I couldn"t be robbed of _that!_"
Parson Jack controlled himself. He was genuinely sorry for the woman.
But either cheek showed a red spot and his voice shook a little as he answered, "This is a trifle gratuitous, then--your talk about undue influence."
"The proof of the pudding is in the eating," replied Mrs. Flood, with a small and vicious t.i.tter; not because she believed him to be guilty or that it would do any good, but simply because her instinct told her it would hurt.
"That seems to close the discussion." Parson Jack bowed with honest, if clumsy, dignity. "I am sorry, madam, for what you have told me; but my regrets had better be expressed to Major Bromham."
"_Regrets_, indeed!" sniffed Mrs. Flood.
And these were the last words he ever heard from her. A minute later he found himself in the street, walking towards the Hoe and drawing deep breaths as his lungs felt the sea-breeze. He had not the least notion of his direction; but as he went he muttered to himself; and for a parson"s his words sounded deplorably like swearing.
"Hi! hi!" called a shrill voice behind him. He swung right about and found himself frowning down upon Master d.i.c.k.
"How did you like it?" inquired that youngster, panting. "She"s a caution, the mater; but it wasn"t a patch on what I"ve heard her promise to give you if ever she sets eyes on you."