A young Briton in the deck-chair next to mine rose and walked off abruptly, while I fumbled for a coin, ashamed to meet the collector"s eye.
"Hullo!" Mr. Olstein grinned at me. "Our friend"s in a hurry to dodge the subscription list."
But the young Briton turned and intercepted the collector as he moved towards the next group.
"It"s _your_ sovereign," said I, "that seems to be overlooked."
Mr. Olstein saw it at his elbow and re-pocketed it. "Well, if he hasn"t the sense to pick it up, I"ve some more than to whistle him back.
But that"ll show you the sort of fool we send out to compete with Germans and suchlike. It"s enough to make a man ashamed of his country."
This happened on a Sat.u.r.day morning, and in the afternoon we attended the sports--a depressing ceremony. The performers went through their contests, so to speak, with bated breath and a self-consciousness which, try as we might, poisoned our applause and made it insufferably patronising. Their backers would pluck up heart and encourage them loudly with Whitechapel catch-words, and anon would hush their voices in uneasy shame. Our collector, brave by fits in his dignity as steward, would catch the eye of a saloon-deck pa.s.senger and shrink behind the enormous rosette which some wag had pinned upon him.
Next day I made an opportunity to speak with him, after service.
It needed no pressing to extract his story, and he told it with entire simplicity. He was a c.o.c.kney, and by trade had been a baker in Bermondsey. "A wearing trade," he said. "The most of us die before forty. You"d be surprised." But he had started with a sound const.i.tution, and somehow persuaded himself, in spite of warnings, that he was immune. At thirty-two he had married. "A deal later than most,"
he explained--and had scarcely been married three months before lung trouble declared itself. "I had a few pounds put by, having married so late; and it seemed a duty to Emily to give myself every chance: so we packed up almost at once and started for South Africa. It was a wrench to her, but the voyage out did us both all the good in the world, she being in a delicate state of health, and the room in Bermondsey not fit for a woman in that condition." The baby was born in Cape Town, five months after their landing. "But they"ve no employment for bakers out there," he a.s.sured me. "We found trade very low altogether, and what I picked up wasn"t any healthier than in London. Emily disliked the place, too; though she"d have stayed gladly if it had been doing me any good. And so back we"re going. There"s one thing: I"m safe of work.
My old employer in Bermondsey has promised that all right. And the child, you see, sir, won"t suffer. There"s no consumption, that I know of, in either of our families; and Emily, you may be sure, will see he"s not brought up to be a baker."
He announced it in the most matter-of-fact way. He was going back to England to die--to die speedily--and he knew it. "I should like you to see our baby, sir," he added. "He weighs extraordinary, for his age.
My wife comes from the North of England--a very big-boned family; and he"s British, every ounce of him, though he _was_ born in South Africa."
But the wife took a chill on entering the Bay, and remained below with the child; nor was it until the day we sighted England that I saw the whole family together.
We were to pick up the Eddystone; and as this was calculated to happen at sunset, or a little after, the usual sweepstake on the saloon-deck aroused a little more than the usual excitement. For the first glimpse, whether of lighthouse or light, would give the prize to the nearest guesser. If we antic.i.p.ated sunset, the clearness of the weather would decide between two pretty close shots: if we ran it fine, the lamp (which carries for seventeen miles and more) might upset those who staked on daylight even at that distance from the mark. Our guesses had been tabulated, and the paper pinned up in the smoking-room.
They allowed a margin of some twenty-five knots on the twenty-four hours" run--ranging, as nearly as I can recollect, from three hundred and thirty-five to three hundred and sixty; and the date being the last week of March, and sunset falling close on half-past six, a whole nebula of guesses surrounded that hour, one or two divided only by a few seconds.
A strong head-wind met us in the Channel, and the backers of daylight had almost given up hope; but it dropped in the late afternoon, and by the log we were evidently in for a close finish. Mr. Olstein had set his watch by the ship"s chronometer, and consulted it from minute to minute. He stood by me, binocular in hand, and grew paler with excitement as sunset drew on and the minutes scored off the guesses one by one from the list. His guess was among the last, but not actually the last by half a dozen.
We had reached a point when five minutes disposed of no less than nine guesses. The weather was dull: no one could tell precisely if the sun had sunk or not. We were certainly within twenty miles of the rock, and by the Nautical Almanack, unless our chronometer erred, the light ought to flash out within sixty seconds. If within forty the man sang out from the crow"s-nest, Mr. Olstein would lose; after forty he had a whole minute and a half for a clear win.
The forty seconds pa.s.sed. Mr. Olstein drew a long breath of relief.
"But why the devil don"t they light up?" he demanded after a moment.
"I call you to witness what the time is by our chronometer. I"ll have it tested as soon as I step ash.o.r.e, and if it"s wrong I"ll complain to the Company; if it"s not, I"ll send the Trinity House a letter"ll lay those lighthouse fellows by the heels! Punctuality, sir, in the case of shipping--life or death--"
The cry of the man in the crow"s-nest mingled with ours as a spark touched the north-eastern horizon almost ahead of us--trembled and died--shone out, as it seemed, more steadily--and again was quenched.
Mr. Olstein slapped his thigh. He had won something like ten pounds and was a joyous millionaire. "That makes twice in four voyages," he proclaimed.
I congratulated him and strode forward. A group of third-cla.s.s pa.s.sengers had gathered by the starboard bow. They, too, had heard the cry. To all appearance they might have been an ordinary Whitechapel crowd, and even now they scarcely lifted their voices; but they whispered and pointed.
"The Eddystone!"
I singled out my friend the baker. Before I could reach him he had broken from the group. I hailed him. Without seeming to hear, he disappeared down the fore-companion. But by and by he emerged again, and with a baby in his arms. Evidently he had torn it from its cot.
His wife followed, weak and protesting.
The child, too, raised a wail of querulous protest; but he hugged it to him, and running to the ship"s side held it aloft.
"England, baby!"
It turned its head, seeking the pillow or its mother; and would not look, but broke into fresh and louder wailing.
"England!"
He hugged it afresh. G.o.d knows of what feeling sprang the tears that fell on its face and baptized it. But he hushed his voice, and, lifting the child again, coaxed it to look--coaxed it with tears streaming now, and with a thrill that would not be denied--
"England, baby--England!"
JOHN AND THE GHOSTS.
In the kingdom of Illyria there lived, not long ago, a poor wood-cutter with three sons, who in time went forth to seek their fortunes. At the end of three years they returned by agreement, to compare their progress in the world. The eldest had become a lawyer, and the second a merchant, and each of these had won riches and friends; but John, the youngest, who had enlisted in the army, could only show a cork leg and a medal.
"You have made a bad business of it," said his brothers. "Your medal is worthless except to a collector of such things, and your leg a positive disadvantage. Fortunately we have influence, and since you are our brother we must see what we can do for you."
Now the King of Illyria lived at that time in his capital, in a brick palace at the end of the great park. He kept this park open to all, and allowed no one to build in it. But the richest citizens, who were so fond of their ruler that they could not live out of his sight, had their houses just beyond the park, in the rear of the Palace, on a piece of ground which they called Palace Gardens. The name was a little misleading, for the true gardens lay in front of the Palace, where children of all cla.s.ses played among the trees and flower-beds and artificial ponds, and the King sat and watched them, because he took delight in children, and because the sight of them cheered his only daughter, who had fallen into a deep melancholy. But the rich citizens clung to it, for it gave a pleasant neighbourly air to their roadway, and showed what friendliness there was between the monarch of Illyria and his people.
At either end you entered the roadway (if you were allowed) by an iron gate, and each gate had a sentry-box beside it, and a tall beadle, and a notice-board to save him the trouble of explanation. The notice ran--
PRIVATE.--_The Beadle has orders to refuse admittance to all Waggons, Tradesmen"s Carts, Hackney Coaches, Donkeys, Beggars, Disorderly Characters, or Persons carrying Burdens_.
A sedentary life had told so severely upon one of the two beadles that he could no longer enter his box with dignity or read his newspaper there with any comfort. He resigned, and John obtained the post by his brothers" interest, in spite of his cork leg.
He had now a bright green suit with scarlet pipings, a gold-laced hat, a fashionable address, and very little to do. But the army had taught him to be active, and for lack of anything better he fell into deep thinking. This came near to bringing him into trouble. One evening he looked out of his sentry-box and saw a mild and somewhat sad-featured old gentleman approaching the gate.
"No admittance," said John.
"Tut, tut!" said the old gentleman. "I"m the King."
John looked at the face on his medal, and sure enough there was a resemblance. "But, all the same, your Majesty carries a burden,"--here he pointed to the notice-board,--"and the folks along this road are mighty particular."
The King smiled and then sighed heavily.
"It"s about the Princess, my daughter," said he; "she has not smiled for a whole year."
"I"ll warrant I"d make her," said John.
"I"ll warrant you could not," said the King. "She will never smile again until she is married."
"Then," answered John, "speaking in a humble way, as becomes me, why the d.i.c.kens alive don"t you marry her up and get done with it?"
The King shook his head.
"There"s a condition attached," said he. "Maybe you have heard of the famous haunted house in Puns"nby Square?"
"I"ve always gone by the spelling, and p.r.o.nounced it Ponsonby," said John.