d.i.c.k made the journey homeward alone, and as rapidly as the conveyances of the day would permit. As he drew near home his conduct in going back without Grandison took on a more serious aspect than it had borne at any previous time, and although he had prepared the colonel by a letter sent several days ahead, there was still the prospect of a bad quarter of an hour with him; not, indeed, that his father would upbraid him, but he was likely to make searching inquiries. And notwithstanding the vein of quiet recklessness that had carried d.i.c.k through his preposterous scheme, he was a very poor liar, having rarely had occasion or inclination to tell anything but the truth. Any reluctance to meet his father was more than offset, however, by a stronger force drawing him homeward, for Charity Lomax must long since have returned from her visit to her aunt in Tennessee.
d.i.c.k got off easier than he had expected. He told a straight story, and a truthful one, so far as it went.
The colonel raged at first, but rage soon subsided into anger, and anger moderated into annoyance, and annoyance into a sort of garrulous sense of injury. The colonel thought he had been hardly used; he had trusted this negro, and he had broken faith. Yet, after all, he did not blame Grandison so much as he did the abolitionists, who were undoubtedly at the bottom of it.
As for Charity Lomax, d.i.c.k told her, privately of course, that he had run his father"s man, Grandison, off to Canada, and left him there.
"Oh, d.i.c.k," she had said with shuddering alarm, "what have you done? If they knew it they "d send you to the penitentiary, like they did that Yankee."
"But they don"t know it," he had replied seriously; adding, with an injured tone, "you don"t seem to appreciate my heroism like you did that of the Yankee; perhaps it "s because I was n"t caught and sent to the penitentiary. I thought you wanted me to do it."
"Why, d.i.c.k Owens!" she exclaimed. "You know I never dreamed of any such outrageous proceeding.
"But I presume I "ll have to marry you," she concluded, after some insistence on d.i.c.k"s part, "if only to take care of you. You are too reckless for anything; and a man who goes chasing all over the North, being entertained by New York and Boston society and having negroes to throw away, needs some one to look after him."
"It "s a most remarkable thing," replied d.i.c.k fervently, "that your views correspond exactly with my profoundest convictions. It proves beyond question that we were made for one another."
They were married three weeks later. As each of them had just returned from a journey, they spent their honeymoon at home.
A week after the wedding they were seated, one afternoon, on the piazza of the colonel"s house, where d.i.c.k had taken his bride, when a negro from the yard ran down the lane and threw open the big gate for the colonel"s buggy to enter. The colonel was not alone. Beside him, ragged and travel-stained, bowed with weariness, and upon his face a haggard look that told of hardship and privation, sat the lost Grandison.
The colonel alighted at the steps.
"Take the lines, Tom," he said to the man who had opened the gate, "and drive round to the barn. Help Grandison down,--poor devil, he "s so stiff he can hardly move!--and get a tub of water and wash him and rub him down, and feed him, and give him a big drink of whiskey, and then let him come round and see his young master and his new mistress."
The colonel"s face wore an expression compounded of joy and indignation,--joy at the restoration of a valuable piece of property; indignation for reasons he proceeded to state.
"It "s astounding, the depths of depravity the human heart is capable of! I was coming along the road three miles away, when I heard some one call me from the roadside. I pulled up the mare, and who should come out of the woods but Grandison. The poor n.i.g.g.e.r could hardly crawl along, with the help of a broken limb. I was never more astonished in my life.
You could have knocked me down with a feather. He seemed pretty far gone,--he could hardly talk above a whisper,--and I had to give him a mouthful of whiskey to brace him up so he could tell his story. It "s just as I thought from the beginning, d.i.c.k; Grandison had no notion of running away; he knew when he was well off, and where his friends were.
All the persuasions of abolition liars and runaway n.i.g.g.e.rs did not move him. But the desperation of those fanatics knew no bounds; their guilty consciences gave them no rest. They got the notion somehow that Grandison belonged to a n.i.g.g.e.r-catcher, and had been brought North as a spy to help capture ungrateful runaway servants. They actually kidnaped him--just think of it!--and gagged him and bound him and threw him rudely into a wagon, and carried him into the gloomy depths of a Canadian forest, and locked him in a lonely hut, and fed him on bread and water for three weeks. One of the scoundrels wanted to kill him, and persuaded the others that it ought to be done; but they got to quarreling about how they should do it, and before they had their minds made up Grandison escaped, and, keeping his back steadily to the North Star, made his way, after suffering incredible hardships, back to the old plantation, back to his master, his friends, and his home. Why, it "s as good as one of Scott"s novels! Mr. Simms or some other one of our Southern authors ought to write it up."
"Don"t you think, sir," suggested d.i.c.k, who had calmly smoked his cigar throughout the colonel"s animated recital, "that that kidnaping yarn sounds a little improbable? Is n"t there some more likely explanation?"
"Nonsense, d.i.c.k; it "s the gospel truth! Those infernal abolitionists are capable of anything--everything! Just think of their locking the poor, faithful n.i.g.g.e.r up, beating him, kicking him, depriving him of his liberty, keeping him on bread and water for three long, lonesome weeks, and he all the time pining for the old plantation!"
There were almost tears in the colonel"s eyes at the picture of Grandison"s sufferings that he conjured up. d.i.c.k still professed to be slightly skeptical, and met Charity"s severely questioning eye with bland unconsciousness.
The colonel killed the fatted calf for Grandison, and for two or three weeks the returned wanderer"s life was a slave"s dream of pleasure. His fame spread throughout the county, and the colonel gave him a permanent place among the house servants, where he could always have him conveniently at hand to relate his adventures to admiring visitors.
About three weeks after Grandison"s return the colonel"s faith in sable humanity was rudely shaken, and its foundations almost broken up. He came near losing his belief in the fidelity of the negro to his master,--the servile virtue most highly prized and most sedulously cultivated by the colonel and his kind. One Monday morning Grandison was missing. And not only Grandison, but his wife, Betty the maid; his mother, aunt Eunice; his father, uncle Ike; his brothers, Tom and John, and his little sister Elsie, were likewise absent from the plantation; and a hurried search and inquiry in the neighborhood resulted in no information as to their whereabouts. So much valuable property could not be lost without an effort to recover it, and the wholesale nature of the transaction carried consternation to the hearts of those whose ledgers were chiefly bound in black. Extremely energetic measures were taken by the colonel and his friends. The fugitives were traced, and followed from point to point, on their northward run through Ohio. Several times the hunters were close upon their heels, but the magnitude of the escaping party begot unusual vigilance on the part of those who sympathized with the fugitives, and strangely enough, the underground railroad seemed to have had its tracks cleared and signals set for this particular train. Once, twice, the colonel thought he had them, but they slipped through his fingers.
One last glimpse he caught of his vanishing property, as he stood, accompanied by a United States marshal, on a wharf at a port on the south sh.o.r.e of Lake Erie. On the stern of a small steamboat which was receding rapidly from the wharf, with her nose pointing toward Canada, there stood a group of familiar dark faces, and the look they cast backward was not one of longing for the fleshpots of Egypt. The colonel saw Grandison point him out to one of the crew of the vessel, who waved his hand derisively toward the colonel. The latter shook his fist impotently--and the incident was closed.
Uncle Wellington"s Wives
I
Uncle Wellington Braboy was so deeply absorbed in thought as he walked slowly homeward from the weekly meeting of the Union League, that he let his pipe go out, a fact of which he remained oblivious until he had reached the little frame house in the suburbs of Patesville, where he lived with aunt Milly, his wife. On this particular occasion the club had been addressed by a visiting brother from the North, Professor Patterson, a tall, well-formed mulatto, who wore a perfectly fitting suit of broadcloth, a shiny silk hat, and linen of dazzling whiteness,--in short, a gentleman of such distinguished appearance that the doors and windows of the offices and stores on Front Street were filled with curious observers as he pa.s.sed through that thoroughfare in the early part of the day. This polished stranger was a traveling organizer of Masonic lodges, but he also claimed to be a high officer in the Union League, and had been invited to lecture before the local chapter of that organization at Patesville.
The lecture had been largely attended, and uncle* Wellington Braboy had occupied a seat just in front of the platform. The subject of the lecture was "The Mental, Moral, Physical, Political, Social, and Financial Improvement of the Negro Race in America," a theme much dwelt upon, with slight variations, by colored orators. For to this struggling people, then as now, the problem of their uncertain present and their doubtful future was the chief concern of life. The period was the hopeful one. The Federal Government retained some vestige of authority in the South, and the newly emanc.i.p.ated race cherished the delusion that under the Const.i.tution, that enduring rock on which our liberties are founded, and under the equal laws it purported to guarantee, they would enter upon the era of freedom and opportunity which their Northern friends had inaugurated with such solemn sanctions. The speaker pictured in eloquent language the state of ideal equality and happiness enjoyed by colored people at the North: how they sent their children to school with the white children; how they sat by white people in the churches and theatres, ate with them in the public restaurants, and buried their dead in the same cemeteries. The professor waxed eloquent with the development of his theme, and, as a finishing touch to an alluring picture, a.s.sured the excited audience that the intermarriage of the races was common, and that he himself had espoused a white woman.
Uncle Wellington Braboy was a deeply interested listener. He had heard something of these facts before, but his information had always come in such vague and questionable shape that he had paid little attention to it. He knew that the Yankees had freed the slaves, and that runaway negroes had always gone to the North to seek liberty; any such equality, however, as the visiting brother had depicted, was more than uncle Wellington had ever conceived as actually existing anywhere in the world. At first he felt inclined to doubt the truth of the speaker"s statements; but the cut of his clothes, the eloquence of his language, and the flowing length of his whiskers, were so far superior to anything uncle Wellington had ever met among the colored people of his native State, that he felt irresistibly impelled to the conviction that nothing less than the advantages claimed for the North by the visiting brother could have produced such an exquisite flower of civilization. Any lingering doubts uncle Wellington may have felt were entirely dispelled by the courtly bow and cordial grasp of the hand with which the visiting brother acknowledged the congratulations showered upon him by the audience at the close of his address.
The more uncle Wellington"s mind dwelt upon the professor"s speech, the more attractive seemed the picture of Northern life presented. Uncle Wellington possessed in large measure the imaginative faculty so freely bestowed by nature upon the race from which the darker half of his blood was drawn. He had indulged in occasional day-dreams of an ideal state of social equality, but his wildest flights of fancy had never located it nearer than heaven, and he had felt some misgivings about its practical working even there. Its desirability he had never doubted, and the speech of the evening before had given a local habitation and a name to the forms his imagination had bodied forth. Giving full rein to his fancy, he saw in the North a land flowing with milk and honey,--a land peopled by n.o.ble men and beautiful women, among whom colored men and women moved with the ease and grace of acknowledged right. Then he placed himself in the foreground of the picture. What a fine figure he would have made in the world if he had been born at the free North! He imagined himself dressed like the professor, and pa.s.sing the contribution-box in a white church; and most pleasant of his dreams, and the hardest to realize as possible, was that of the gracious white lady he might have called wife. Uncle Wellington was a mulatto, and his features were those of his white father, though tinged with the hue of his mother"s race; and as he lifted the kerosene lamp at evening, and took a long look at his image in the little mirror over the mantelpiece, he said to himself that he was a very good-looking man, and could have adorned a much higher sphere in life than that in which the accident of birth had placed him. He fell asleep and dreamed that he lived in a two-story brick house, with a s.p.a.cious flower garden in front, the whole inclosed by a high iron fence; that he kept a carriage and servants, and never did a stroke of work. This was the highest style of living in Patesville, and he could conceive of nothing finer.
Uncle Wellington slept later than usual the next morning, and the sunlight was pouring in at the open window of the bedroom, when his dreams were interrupted by the voice of his wife, in tones meant to be harsh, but which no ordinary degree of pa.s.sion could rob of their native unctuousness.
"Git up f"m dere, you lazy, good-fuh-nuffin" n.i.g.g.e.r! Is you gwine ter sleep all de mawnin"? I "s ti"ed er dis yer runnin" "roun" all night an"
den sleepin" all day. You won"t git dat tater patch hoed ovuh ter-day "less"n you git up f"m dere an" git at it."
Uncle Wellington rolled over, yawned cavernously, stretched himself, and with a muttered protest got out of bed and put on his clothes. Aunt Milly had prepared a smoking breakfast of hominy and fried bacon, the odor of which was very grateful to his nostrils.
"Is breakfus" done ready?" he inquired, tentatively, as he came into the kitchen and glanced at the table.
"No, it ain"t ready, an" "t ain"t gwine ter be ready "tel you tote dat wood an" water in," replied aunt Milly severely, as she poured two teacups of boiling water on two tablespoonfuls of ground coffee.
Uncle Wellington went down to the spring and got a pail of water, after which he brought in some oak logs for the fire place and some lightwood for kindling. Then he drew a chair towards the table and started to sit down.
"Wonduh what "s de matter wid you dis mawnin" anyhow," remarked aunt Milly. "You must "a" be"n up ter some devilment las" night, fer yo"
recommemb"ance is so po" dat you fus" fergit ter git up, an" den fergit ter wash yo" face an" hands fo" you set down ter de table. I don" "low n.o.body ter eat at my table dat a-way."
"I don" see no use "n washin" "em so much," replied Wellington wearily.
"Dey gits dirty ag"in right off, an" den you got ter wash "em ovuh ag"in; it "s jes" pilin" up wuk what don" fetch in nuffin". De dirt don"
show nohow, "n" I don" see no advantage in bein" black, ef you got to keep on washin" yo" face "n" han"s jes" lack w"ite folks." He nevertheless performed his ablutions in a perfunctory way, and resumed his seat at the breakfast-table.
"Ole "oman," he asked, after the edge of his appet.i.te had been taken off, "how would you lack ter live at de Norf?"
"I dunno nuffin" "bout de Norf," replied aunt Milly. "It "s hard "nuff ter git erlong heah, whar we knows all erbout it."
"De brother what "dressed de meetin" las" night say dat de wages at de Norf is twicet ez big ez dey is heah."
"You could make a sight mo" wages heah ef you "d "ten" ter yo" wuk better," replied aunt Milly.
Uncle Wellington ignored this personality, and continued, "An" he say de cullud folks got all de privileges er de w"ite folks,--dat dey chillen goes ter school tergedder, dat dey sets on same seats in chu"ch, an"
sarves on jury, "n" rides on de kyars an" steamboats wid de w"ite folks, an" eats at de fus" table."
"Dat "u"d suit you," chuckled aunt Milly, "an" you "d stay dere fer de secon" table, too. How dis man know "bout all dis yer foolis"ness?" she asked incredulously.
"He come f"m de Norf," said uncle Wellington, "an" he "speunced it all hisse"f."