"They were going to strip me, were they," he said to himself, as he pulled a small roll of bills from the vest pocket of his dress suit.
"Well, not quite. Let me see. I had nineteen dollars with me. Now I have five, ten, and ten are twenty, and five are twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, and two are thirty, thirty-one. And some change. That"s not stripping, anyway."
He laughed again as he pulled two cards from his pocket and saw his memoranda of dresses.
"Good thought. I"d better read them over, for the morning paper may contain some description, and I"d like to make good. "Mrs. Paton, wht.
slk." white silk. "Mrs. Mull, d. t." d. t.? What does d. t. stand for?
d. t.? I can"t think of anything but delirium tremens, but that"s not it. D. t. Dark--dark what? Dark trous--No. Dark tresses? Not that, either. Dark--trousseau? Hardly that. She"s just married, but she didn"t have her whole trousseau on. Dark--? Search me, I don"t know. "Mrs. B."
Mrs. Brown, "l. d." Long dress? Lawn dress? No, lavender dress, I remember. This cipher is worse than the one in the "Gold Bug." I wish I had written it out."
Some of the things he could interpret and some he could not, but he could remember none when he took his eyes away from the card.
He found his wife waiting for him in the breakfast room, dressed in a blue tea-gown, and she looked so charming that he could not refrain from taking two kisses from her red lips. She put her arms around his neck and took one of them back again.
"How are you this morning? Did you have a good time at the dance?"
"Oh, so-so," Tom answered. "I"ve had better."
"Breakfast is ready. Now tell me all about it while we eat."
"Well, it was just like all others. Same people there, dressed about the same. I was in hopes you would read about it in the morning paper and let me off. That would give you a better account of it than I can."
"But I want to hear about it from your point of view. Did anything of any special importance happen? Whom did you dance with?"
There was a sharp questioning look in Mrs. Porter"s eyes, that Tom, if he noticed it at all, took in a masculine way to indicate a touch of jealousy.
"No, nothing of any note. I danced with about the same people I do usually. Mrs. DeBruler, I think."
"You think? That"s complimentary to her. How was she dressed?"
"Oh, ah; (mentally) "bl. slk." Blue silk or black silk, which was it?
(Aloud) Blue silk, I think."
"Blue silk! My, she oughtn"t to wear blue. What"s that card you have in your hand, your program?"
"Yes, I wanted to see whom else I danced with."
"Oh, let me see," Mrs. Porter exclaimed.
"Well, it is--that is, I was just looking for my program. I can"t find it. I must have lost it."
"Oh, that is too bad. I wanted to see it. Did you dance many dances?"
"No, not many. Just a few people we are under obligations to."
"How late did you stay?" Mrs. Porter asked, as she pa.s.sed him his second cup of coffee.
"About midnight, I think."
"Oh, where were you after that? You didn"t get home until after one."
"M"m, my, this coffee"s hot! One? Did you say one? The clock must have been striking half-past eleven."
"No, I am sure it was after one, because I laid awake for a while and heard it strike two."
"May be you are right. I did not look. But lots of people were still there when I left. Do you like the two-step better than the waltz?"
"Yes, I do. But that was on Sunday--after twelve o"clock. Weren"t you ashamed to dance on Sunday?"
"I think I like the waltz better. The waltz is to the two-step what the minuet is to the jig. Don"t you think so now? Young Mrs. Black is a splendid waltzer. Next to you, she is about the best."
"Well, I do not care to be compared with her. And I hope you didn"t dance with her. She, divorced and married again, and not twenty-four yet!"
"I don"t see as much harm in a young woman being divorced as an old one."
"I do. They ought to live together long enough to know if their troubles are real."
"Hers were."
"I always thought Mr. Hughes was real nice. Did you find your program?"
"No, I must have lost it."
They rose from the breakfast table and went, arm in arm, to the sitting-room. They divided the morning paper and sat in silence for a while. Tom went over the first page, read the prospects for war between Russia and j.a.pan, then the European despatches, and then came to the page with the city news. He glanced carelessly over it, seeing little to attract him. By and by his eyes returned to a column that he had pa.s.sed because calamities did not interest him, something about an explosion.
When he came to it the second time his eyes fell on one of the subheadings and it made him catch his breath. He read the headlines from the top.
"Great Heavens!" he said to himself, and shot a glance at his wife from the corners of his eyes. "Lord, I am in for it."
The heading that he saw was:
_Terrific Explosion at a Ball._ _Panic Barely Averted._ _Mrs. Tad-Wallington"s Dance Interrupted._ _Fire Ensued, but no Great Damage Done._ _Many of the Women Fainted._
He then read the article through to see if there was any loop-hole, but found that the explosion had occurred, perhaps, before he was five squares away--about a quarter of ten, in fact. And he had admitted to his wife that he had stayed there until late at night!
"She mustn"t see this page," he said to himself. "I must get it out of here and burn it."
He glanced at his wife again. She was reading her sheet interestedly. He separated the part that contained the city news and was preparing to smuggle it from the room under his coat.
"Here is the account of the dance," she exclaimed, looking up, "and you need not tell me any more--"
"The what!"
"The dance, and I can read all--"
"Did we get two papers this morning?" Tom stammered, feeling cold about the heart.
"No, I have the society sheet, and it tells what everybody wore--Why, what is the matter with you, Tom? You look sick. You are not sick, are you, Tom?" she asked, rising and coming over to him.
"No, no, I am not sick. I am all right. Go on and read the description of the dresses; that will relieve me more than anything else. I"ll not have to think it all up."