[Ill.u.s.tration: CORONA"S PLAN]
"Well," said the builder, after a silence,--"well, I"ve seen worse."
"Thank you," said Corona, faintly.
"How does she set?" asked the builder.
"Who set?" said Corona, a little wildly. She could think of nothing that set but hens.
"Why, the house. Where"s the points o" compa.s.s?"
"I hadn"t thought of those," said Corona.
"And the chimney," suggested the builder. "Where"s your chimneys?"
"I didn"t put in any chimneys," said Corona.
"Where did you count on your stairs?" pursued the builder.
"Stairs? I--forgot the stairs."
"That"s natural," said Mr. Timbers. "Had a plan brought me once without an entry or a window to it. It wasn"t a woman did it, neither. It was a widower, in the noospaper line. What"s your scale?"
"Scale?" asked Corona, without animation.
"Scale of feet. Proportions."
"Oh! I didn"t have any scales, but I thought about forty feet front would do. I have but five hundred dollars. A small house must answer."
The builder smiled. He said he would show her some plans. He took a book from his table and opened at a plate representing a small, snug cottage, not uncomely. It stood in a flourishing apple-orchard, and a much larger house appeared dimly in the distance, upon a hill. The cottage was what is called a "story-and-half" and contained six rooms. The plan was drawn with the beauty of science.
"There," said Mr. Timbers, "I know a lady built one of those upon her brother-in-law"s land. He give her the land, and she just put up the cottage, and they was all as pleasant as pease about it. That"s about what I"d recommend to you, if you don"t object to the name of it."
"What is the matter with the name?" asked Corona.
"Why," said the builder, hesitating, "it is called the Old Maid"s House--in the _book_."
"Mr. Timbers," said Corona, with decision, "why should we seek further than the truth? I will have that house. Pray, draw me the plan at once."
DISTICHS
BY JOHN HAY
I
Wisely a woman prefers to a lover a man who neglects her.
This one may love her some day, some day the lover will not.
II
There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, When they seem going they come: Diplomates, women, and crabs.
III
Pleasures too hastily tasted grow sweeter in fond recollection, As the pomegranate plucked green ripens far over the sea.
IV
As the meek beasts in the Garden came flocking for Adam to name them, Men for a t.i.tle to-day crawl to the feet of a king.
V
What is a first love worth, except to prepare for a second?
What does the second love bring? Only regret for the first.
VI
Health was wooed by the Romans in groves of the laurel and myrtle.
Happy and long are the lives brightened by glory and love.
VII
Wine is like rain: when it falls on the mire it but makes it the fouler, But when it strikes the good soil wakes it to beauty and bloom.
VIII
Break not the rose; its fragrance and beauty are surely sufficient: Resting contented with these, never a thorn shall you feel.
IX
When you break up housekeeping, you learn the extent of your treasures; Till he begins to reform, no one can number his sins.
X
Maidens! why should you worry in choosing whom you shall marry?
Choose whom you may, you will find you have got somebody else.