_Hau._ Softly, you d.a.m.n"d Rogue, not a Word of my Prowess aloud.
_Salerimente_, I shall be put to fight when I am sober, shall I, for your d.a.m.n"d prating, ye Rascal?
_Euph._ I am glad you have that good Quality.
[_Olinda_ speaking to _Gload_, pushes him to speak.
_Glo._ Ay, Madam-- my Master-- has many more: But if you please to tell him his Rival"s Name--
_Hau._ I"ll have your Ears for this, Sirrah, the next time I"m soundly drunk, and you know that won"t be long.
[Aside.
Lord, Madam, my Man knows not what he says.
Ye Rascal, say I have no Courage-- or I will drink my self to the Miracle of Valour, and exercise it all on thee.
_Glo._ I know what I do, Sir, you had Courage this Morning, is the Fit over?
_Hau._ Have I not slept since, you Rogue, have I not?
_Glo._ I have a trick to save your Honour, Sir, and therefore I will stand in"t you have Courage.
_Hau._ A Pox of your Trick, the Rogue knows I dare not chastise him now, for fear they should think I have Valour.
_Glo._ Madam, my Master"s modest, but tell him who "tis he must fight with--
_Hau._ Oh, for a Tun of Rhenish-- that I might abundantly beat thee--
_Euph._ Your Rival"s Name"s _Alonzo_, Sir.
_Hau._ Oh the Devil, a thundring Name too; but will this same-- _Alonzo_ make no allowance for necessity?-- I vow "tis pure necessity in me to marry you: the old Men being agreed upon the Matter, I am but an Instrument-- alas, not I, [Crys.
A very Tool, as they say, so I am.
_Glo._ Lord, Sir, why do you cry? I meant no harm.
_Hau._ No harm, you Rascal-- to say I am valiant.
_Glo._ Why, yes, Sir, and if you would say so too, at worst "twas but getting Don _Lovis_ to have fought for you; you know that"s a small courtesy to a Friend.
_Hau._ Faith, now thou art in the right; he"ll do his Business for him, I"ll warrant him.
[Wipes his Eyes.
Nay then, Madam, I have Courage, and will to this Don-- this _Alonzo_ you speak of; and if he do not resign you, and consign you too, I"ll make him; yes, make him, do ye see-- If _Lovis_ should refuse me now-- [Aside.
_Glo._ Shaw, Sir, he makes nothing to kill a Man, ten or twenty.
_Euph._ Well, since you are so resolv"d, my Brother will tell you where to find this _Alonzo_; and tell him, I must marry you to day, for I am resolv"d not to lie alone tonight.
_Hau._ What would not a Man do for so kind a Mistress?
_Euph._ Well, get you about it strait then, lest my Father"s coming prevent it.
[Exeunt _Euphemia_ and _Olinda_.
_Hau._ I am gone-- but if _Lovis_ should fail--
_Glo._ He would beat you, if he thought you doubted him.
_Hau._ I"ll keep my Fears then to my self. [Go out.
SCENE II. _The Street._
Enter _Hippolyta_ drest like a Man, with a Paper.
_Hip._ Thus I dare look abroad again: Methinks I am not what I was, My Soul too is all Man; Where dwells no Tenderness, no womanish Pa.s.sions.
I cannot sigh, nor weep, nor think of Love, But as a foolish Dream that"s gone and past.
Revenge has took possession of my Soul, And drove those Shadows thence; and shows me now Love, in so poor, so despicable a Shape, So quite devested of his Artful Beauty, That I"m asham"d I ever was his Votary.
Well, here"s my Challenge to _Antonio_; But how to get it to him is the Question.
Base as he is, he"ll not refuse to come, And since he never saw the wrong"d _Alonzo_, Sure I may pa.s.s for him. Who"s here?--
Enter _Haunce_ and _Gload_. She stands aside.
_Hau._ _Gload_, if it were possible I could be sober, and valiant at once, I should now be provok"d to exercise it: for I cannot find _Lovis_, and then how I shall come off, the Lord knows. And then again, for letting the Lady go, whom I rescu"d in the Grove this Morning.
_Glo._ Should I disobey a Lady, Sir? for she commanded me to let her go so soon as she came into the Gate. And, Sir, look, here comes Don _Lovis_.
Enter _Lovis_ and _Alonzo_.
_Hau._ Oh, Brother _Lovis_, where the Devil have you been all this Day?
I stay"d for you to go with me to your Sister"s, as long as Flesh and Blood could forbear.
_Lov._ Why, have you been there without me?
_Hau._ Yes, marry have I, Sir.
_Alon._ I am undone then-- [Aside.
_Hau._ I needed no Recommendation mun, for when I came they were all as well acquainted with me-- I never saw them before; but by the way, they are all no wiser than they should be, except your Sister, who is the pretty"st loving, sweet Rogue--
_Alon._ How"s this?
_Lov._ But have you seen my Sister?
_Hau._ Seen her! yes, and will marry her too mun before Night, an she were a thousand Sisters-- but harkye, _Lovis_, the business is this-- you must know that before I marry her, I am to seek out a certain Fellow, they call-- they call _Alonzo_, ay, ay, _Alonzo_-- a Pox on him, a troublesome Rascal they say he is; and his leave, it seems, must be askt to marry your Sister.
_Lov._ Well, Sir, and what if he will not give you leave?
_Hau._ Why then, you must know I am to get him very well favour"dly beaten.
_Alon._ Sure this is the c.o.xcomb himself.
_Hau._ Now for your Sister"s sake, who loves me, poor thing, I will not run the danger of beating him my self, but must desire that small courtesy of thee.