Capt. G. Thank you, Jack. It"s a kind lie, but it"s the blackest you"ve told for some time. I know what I"m doing, and I"m going into it with my eyes open. Old man, I can"t help it. What would you do if you were in my place?
Capt. M. (Aside.) "Couldn"t conceive any woman getting permanently between me and the Regiment. (Aloud.) "Can"t say. "Very likely I should do no better. I"m sorry for you--awf"ly sorry--but "if them"s your sentiments," I believe, I really do, that you are acting wisely.
Capt. G. Do you? I hope you do. (In a whisper.) Jack, be very sure of yourself before you marry. I"m an ungrateful ruffian to say this, but marriage--even as good a marriage as mine has been--hampers a man"s work, it cripples his sword-arm, and oh, it plays h.e.l.l with his notions of duty. Sometimes--good and sweet as she is--sometimes I could wish that I had kept my freedom--No, I don"t mean that exactly.
Mrs. G. (Coming down veranda.) What are you wagging your head over, Pip?
Capt. M. (Turning quickly.) Me, as usual. The old sermon. Your husband is recommending me to get married. "Never saw such a one-ideaed man.
Mrs. G. Well, why don"t you? I dare say you would make some woman very happy.
Capt. G. There"s the Law and the Prophets, Jack. Never mind the Regiment. Make a woman happy. (Aside.) O Lord!
Capt. M. We"ll see. I must be off to make a Troop Cook desperately unhappy. I won"t have the wily Hussar fed on Government Bullock Train shinbones--(Hastily.) Surely black ants can"t be good for The Brigadier.
He"s picking em off the matting and eating "em. Here, Senor Comandante Don Grubbynose, come and talk to me. (Lifts G. JUNIOR in his arms.) "Want my watch? You won"t be able to put it into your mouth, but you can try. (G. JUNIOR drops watch, breaking dial and hands.)
Mrs. G. Oh, Captain Mafflin, I am so sorry! Jack, you bad, bad little villain. Ahhh!
Capt. M. It"s not the least consequence, I a.s.sure you. He"d treat the world in the same way if he could get it into his hands. Everything"s made to be played, with and broken, isn"t it, young "un?
Mrs. G. Mafflin didn"t at all like his watch being broken, though he was too polite to say so. It was entirely his fault for giving it to the child. Dem little puds are werry, werry feeble, aren"t dey, by Jack-in-de-box? (To G.) What did he want to see you for?
Capt. G. Regimental shop as usual.
Mrs. G. The Regiment! Always the Regiment. On my word, I sometimes feel jealous of Mafflin.
Capt. G. (Wearily.) Poor old Jack? I don"t think you need. Isn"t it time for The Butcha to have his nap? Bring a chair out here, dear. I"ve got some thing to talk over with you.
THIS IS THE END OF THE STORY OF THE GADSBYS
VOLUME VIII from MINE OWN PEOPLE
Bimi Namgay Doola The Recrudescence Of Imray Moti Guj--Mutineer
BIMI
THE orangoutang in the big iron cage lashed to the sheep-pen began the discussion. The night was stiflingly hot, and as Hans Breitmann and I pa.s.sed him, dragging our bedding to the fore-peak of the steamer, he roused himself and chattered obscenely. He had been caught somewhere in the Malayan Archipelago, and was going to England to be exhibited at a shilling a head. For four days he had struggled, yelled, and wrenched at the heavy iron bars of his prison without ceasing, and had nearly slain a Lascar incautious enough to come within reach of the great hairy paw.
"It would be well for you, mine friend, if you was a liddle seasick,"
said Hans Breitmann, pausing by the cage. "You haf too much Ego in your Cosmos."
The orangoutang"s arm slid out negligently from between the bars. No one would have believed that it would make a sudden snake-like rush at the German"s breast. The thin silk of the sleeping-suit tore out: Hans stepped back unconcernedly, to pluck a banana from a bunch hanging close to one of the boats.
"Too much Ego," said he, peeling the fruit and offering it to the caged devil, who was rending the silk to tatters.
Then we laid out our bedding in the bows, among the sleeping Lascars, to catch any breeze that the pace of the ship might give us. The sea was like smoky oil, except where it turned to fire under our forefoot and whirled back into the dark in smears of dull flame. There was a thunderstorm some miles away: we could see the glimmer of the lightning.
The ship"s cow, distressed by the heat and the smell of the ape-beast in the cage, lowed unhappily from time to time in exactly the same key as the lookout man at the bows answered the hourly call from the bridge.
The trampling tune of the engines was very distinct, and the jarring of the ash-lift, as it was tipped into the sea, hurt the procession of hushed noise. Hans lay down by my side and lighted a good-night cigar.
This was naturally the beginning of conversation. He owned a voice as soothing as the wash of the sea, and stores of experiences as vast as the sea itself; for his business in life was to wander up and down the world, collecting orchids and wild beasts and ethnological specimens for German and American dealers. I watched the glowing end of his cigar wax and wane in the gloom, as the sentences rose and fell, till I was nearly asleep. The orangoutang, troubled by some dream of the forests of his freedom, began to yell like a soul in purgatory, and to wrench madly at the bars of the cage.
"If he was out now dere would not be much of us left hereabouts," said Hans, lazily. "He screams good. See, now, how I shall tame him when he stops himself."
There was a pause in the outcry, and from Hans" mouth came an imitation of a snake"s hiss, so perfect that I almost sprung to my feet. The sustained murderous sound ran along the deck, and the wrenching at the bars ceased. The orangoutang was quaking in an ecstasy of pure terror.
"Dot stop him," said Hans. "I learned dot trick in Mogoung Tanjong when I was collecting liddle monkeys for some peoples in Berlin. Efery one in der world is afraid of der monkeys except der snake. So I blay snake against monkey, and he keep quite still. Dere was too much Ego in his Cosmos. Dot is der soul-custom of monkeys. Are you asleep, or will you listen, and I will tell a dale dot you shall not pelief?"
"There"s no tale in the wide world that I can"t believe," I said.
"If you have learned pelief you haf learned somedings. Now I shall try your pelief. Good! When I was collecting dose liddle monkeys--it was in "79 or "80, und I was in der islands of der Archipelago--over dere in der dark"--he pointed southward to New Guinea generally--"Mein Gott! I would sooner collect life red devils than liddle monkeys. When dey do not bite off your thumbs dey are always dying from nostalgia--homesick--for dey haf der imperfect soul, which is midway arrested in defelopment--und too much Ego. I was dere for nearly a year, und dere I found a man dot was called Bertran. He was a Frenchman, und he was a goot man--naturalist to the bone. Dey said he was an escaped convict, but he was a naturalist, und dot was enough for me. He would call all her life beasts from der forests, und dey would come. I said he was St. Francis of a.s.sisi in a new dransmigration produced, und he laughed und said he had never preach to der fishes. He sold dem for trepang--beche-de-mer.
"Und dot man, who was king of beasts-tamer men, he had in der house shush such anoder as dot devil-animal in der cage--a great orangoutang dot thought he was a man. He haf found him when he was a child--der orangoutang--und he was child and brother and opera comique all round to Bertran. He had his room in dot house--not a cage, but a room--mit a bed and sheets, and he would go to bed and get up in der morning and smoke his cigar und eat his dinner mit Bertran, und walk mit him hand-in-hand, which was most horrible. Herr Gott! I haf seen dot beast throw himself back in his chair and laugh when Bertran haf made fun of me. He was not a beast; he was a man, and he talked to Bertran, und Bertran comprehended, for I have seen dem. Und he was always politeful to me except when I talk too long to Bertran und say nodings at all to him.
Den he would pull me away--dis great, dark devil, mit his enormous paws shush as if I was a child. He was not a beast, he was a man. Dis I saw pefore I know him three months, und Bertran he haf saw the same; and Bimi, der orangoutang, haf understood us both, mit his cigar between his big-dog teeth und der blue gum.
"I was dere a year, dere und at dere oder islands--somedimes for monkeys and somedimes for b.u.t.terflies und orchits. One time Bertran says to me dot he will be married, because he ha.s.s found a girl dot was goot, and he inquire if this marrying idea was right. I would not say, pecause it was not me dot was going to be married. Den he go off courting der girl--she was a half-caste French girl--very pretty. Haf you got a new light for my cigar? Oof! Very pretty. Only I say "Haf you thought of Bimi? If he pulls me away when I talk to you, what will he do to your wife? He will pull her in pieces. If I was you, Bertran, I would gif my wife for wedding present der stuff figure of Bimi." By dot time I bad learned somedings about der monkey peoples. "Shoot him?" says Bertran.
"He is your beast," I said; "if he was mine he would be shot now."
"Den I felt at der back of my neck der fingers of Bimi. Mein Gott! I tell you dot he talked through dose fingers. It was der deaf-and-dumb alphabet all gomplete. He slide his hairy arm round my neck, and he tilt up my chin and look into my face, shust to see if I understood his talk so well as he understood mine.
""See now dere!" says Bertran, "und you would shoot him while he is cuddling you? Dot is der Teuton ingrate!"
"But I knew dot I had made Bimi a life"s enemy, pecause his fingers haf talk murder through the back of my neck. Next dime I see Bimi dere was a pistol in my belt, und he touch it once, and I open de breech to show him it was loaded. He haf seen der liddle monkeys killed in der woods, and he understood.
"So Bertran he was married, and he forgot clean about Bimi dot was skippin" alone on the beach mit der haf of a human soul in his belly.
I was see him skip, und he took a big bough und thrash der sand till he haf made a great hole like a grave. So I says to Bertran "For any sakes, kill Bimi. He is mad mit der jealousy."
"Bertran haf said: "He is not mad at all. He haf obey and love my wife, und if she speaks he will get her slippers," und he looked at his wife across der room. She was a very pretty girl.
"Den I said to him: "Dost thou pretend to know monkeys und dis beast dot is lashing himself mad upon der sands, pecause you do not talk to him?
Shoot him when he comes to der house, for he haf der light in his eyes dot means killing--und killing." Bimi come to der house, but dere was no light in his eyes. It was all put away, cunning--so cunning--und he fetch der girl her slippers, and Bertran turn to me und say: "Dost thou know him in nine months more dan I haf known him in twelve years? Shall a child stab his fader? I have fed him, und he was my child. Do not speak this nonsense to my wife or to me any more."
"Dot next day Bertran came to my house to help me make some wood cases for der specimens, und he tell me dot he haf left his wife a liddle while mit Bimi in der garden. Den I finish my cases quick, und I say: "Let us go to your house und get a trink." He laugh und say: "Come along, dry mans."
"His wife was not in der garden, und Bimi did not come when Bertran called. Und his wife did not come when he called, und he knocked at her bedroom door und dot was shut tight-locked. Den he looked at me, und his face was white. I broke down der door mit my shoulder, und der thatch of der roof was torn into a great hole, und der sun came in upon der floor.
Haf you ever seen paper in der waste-basket, or cards at whist on der table scattered? Dere was no wife dot could be seen. I tell you dere was noddings in dot room dot might be a woman. Dere was stuff on der floor, und dot was all. I looked at dese things und I was very sick; but Bertran looked a little longer at what was upon the floor und der walls, und der hole in der thatch. Den he pegan to laugh, soft and low, und I know und thank G.o.d dot he was mad. He nefer cried, he nefer prayed. He stood still in der doorway und laugh to himself. Den he said: "She haf locked herself in dis room, and he haf torn up der thatch. Fi donc. Dot is so. We will mend der thatch und wait for Bimi. He will surely come."
"I tell you we waited ten days in dot house, after der room was made into a room again, and once or twice we saw Bimi comin" a liddle way from der woods. He was afraid pecause he haf done wrong. Bertran called him when he was come to look on the tenth day, und Bimi come skipping along der beach und making noises, mit a long piece of Nack hair in his hands. Den Bertran laugh and say, "Fi donc" shust as if it was a gla.s.s broken upon der table; und Bimi come nearer, und Bertran was honey-sweet in his voice and laughed to himself. For three days he made love to Bimi, pecause Bimi would not let himself be touched Den Bimi come to dinner at der same table mit us, und der hair on his hands was all black und thick mit--mit what had dried on his hands. Bertran gave him sangaree till Bimi was drunk and stupid, und den--"
Hans paused to puff at his cigar.
"And then?" said I.