I pushed inside, smiling a little, cynically, and climbed the stairs to the second floor. The first apartment on the right was 2-C. The door opened just as I got to it, and Annette Byers put her head out and said with excitement in her voice, "You made really good-"
The rest of it snapped off when she got a look at me; the excitement gave way to confusion, froze her in the half-open doorway. I had time to move up on her, wedge my shoulder against the door before she could decide to jump back and slam it in my face. She let out a little bleat and tried to kick me as I crowded her inside. I caught her arms, gave her a shove to get clear of her. Then I nudged the door closed with my heel.
"I"ll start screaming," she said. Shaky bravado, the kind without anything to back it up. Her eyes were frightened now. "These walls are paper thin, and I"ve got a neighbor who"s a cop."
That last part was a lie. I said, "Go ahead. Be my guest."
"Who the h.e.l.l do you think you are-"
"We both know who I am, Ms. Byers. And why I"m here. The reason"s on the table over there."
In spite of herself she glanced to her left. The apartment was a studio, and the kitchenette and dining area were over that way. The briefcase sat on the dinette table, its lid raised. I couldn"t see inside from where I was, but then I didn"t need to.
"I don"t know what you"re talking about," she said.
She hadn"t been back long; she still wore the heavy coat and the head covering, a wool stocking cap that completely hid her blond hair. Her cheeks were flushed- the cold night, money l.u.s.t, now fear. She was attractive enough in a too-ripe way, intelligent enough to hold down a job with a downtown travel service, and immoral enough to have been in trouble with the San Francisco police before this. She was twenty-three, divorced, and evidently a crankhead: she"d been arrested once for possession and once for trying to sell a small quant.i.ty of methamphetamine to an undercover cop.
"Counting the cash, right?" I said.
"...What?"
"What you were doing when I rang the bell. Fifty thousand in fifties and hundreds. It"s all there, according to plan."
"I don"t know what you"re talking about."
"You said that already."
I moved a little to get a better scan of the studio. Her phone was on a breakfast bar that separated the kitchenette from the living room, one of those cordless types with a built-in answering machine. The gadget beside it was clearly a portable ca.s.sette player. She hadn"t bothered to put it away before she went out; there"d been no reason to, or so she"d have thought then. The tape would still be inside.
I looked at her again. "I"ve got to admit, you"re a pretty good driver. Reckless as h.e.l.l, though, the way you went flying out of the park on a red light. You came close to a collision with another car."
"I don"t know what-" She broke off and backed away a couple of paces, her hand rubbing the side of her face, her tongue making little flicks between her lips. It was sinking in now, how it had all gone wrong, how much trouble she was in. "You couldn"t have followed me. I know you didn"t."
"That"s right, I couldn"t and I didn"t."
"Then how-?"
"Think about it. You"ll figure it out."
A little silence. And, "Oh G.o.d, you knew about me all along."
"About you, the plan, everything."
"How? How could you? I don"t-"
The downstairs bell made a sudden racket.
Her gaze jerked past me toward the intercom unit next to the door. She sucked in her lower lip, began to gnaw on it.
"You know who it is," I said. "Don"t use the intercom, just the door release."
She did what I told her, moving slowly. I went the other way, first to the breakfast bar, where I popped the tape out of the ca.s.sette player and slipped it into my pocket, then to the dinette table. I lowered the lid on the briefcase, snapped the catches. I had the case in my hand when she turned to face me again.
She said, "What are you going to do with the money?"
"Give it back to its rightful owner."
"Jay. It belongs to him."
I didn"t say anything to that.
"You better not try to keep it for yourself," she said. "You don"t have any right to that money...."
"You dumb kid," I said disgustedly, "neither do you."
She quit looking at me. When she started to open the door I told her no, wait for his knock. She stood with her back to me, shoulders hunched. She was no longer afraid; dull resignation had taken over. For her, I thought, the money was the only thing that had ever mattered.
Knuckles rapped on the door. She opened it without any hesitation, and he blew in, talking fast the way he did when he was keyed up. "Oh, baby, baby, we did it, we pulled it off," and he grabbed her and started to pull her against him. That was when he saw me.
"h.e.l.lo, Cohalan," I said.
He went rigid for three or four seconds, his eyes popped wide, then disentangled himself from the woman and stood gawping at me. His mouth worked but nothing came out. Manic as h.e.l.l in his office, all nerves and talking a blue streak, but now he was speechless. Lies were easy for him; the truth would have to be dragged out.
I told him to close the door. He did it, automatically, and turned snarling on Annette Byers. "You let him follow you home!"
"I didn"t," she said. "He already knew about me. He knows everything."
"No, you"re lying..."
"You were so G.o.dd.a.m.n smart, you had it all figured out. You didn"t fool him for a minute."
"Shut up." His eyes shifted to me. "Don"t listen to her. She"s the one who"s been blackmailing me-"
"Knock it off, Cohalan," I said. "n.o.body"s been blackmailing you. You"re the shakedown artist here, you and Annette- a fancy little scheme to get your wife"s money. You couldn"t just grab the whole bundle from her, and you couldn"t get any of it by divorcing her because a spouse"s inheritance isn"t community property in this state. So you cooked up the phony blackmail scam. What were the two of you planning to do with the full hundred thousand? Run off somewhere together? Buy a load of crank for resale, try for an even bigger score?"
"You see?" Annette Byers said bitterly. "You see, smart guy? He knows everything."
Cohalan shook his head. He"d gotten over his initial shock; now he looked stricken, and his nerves were acting up again. His hands had begun repeating that scoop-shovel trick at his sides. "You believed me, I know you did."
"Wrong," I said. "I didn"t believe you. I"m a better actor than you, is all. Your story didn"t sound right from the first. Too elaborate, full of improbabilities. Fifty thousand is too big a blackmail bite for any crime short of homicide, and you swore to me- your wife, too- you weren"t guilty of a major felony. Blackmailers seldom work in big bites anyway. They bleed their victims slow and steady, in small bites, to keep them from throwing the hook. We just didn"t believe it, either of us."
"We? Jesus, you mean... you and Carolyn...?"
"That"s right. Your wife"s my client, Cohalan, not you- that"s why I never asked you for a retainer. She showed up at my office right after you did the first time; if she hadn"t, I"d probably have gone to her. She"d been suspicious all along, but she gave you the benefit of the doubt until you hit her with the fifty-thousand-dollar sum. She figured you might be having an affair, too, and it didn"t take me long to find out about Annette. You never had any idea you were being followed, did you? Once I knew about her, it was easy enough to put the rest of it together, including the funny business with the money drop tonight. And here we are."
"d.a.m.n you," he said, but there was no heat in the words. "You and that frigid b.i.t.c.h both."
He wasn"t talking about Annette Byers, but she took the opportunity to dig into him again. "Smart guy. Big genius. I told you to just take the money and we"d run with it, didn"t I?"
"Shut up."
"Don"t tell me to shut up, you son of-"
"Don"t say it. I"ll slap you silly if you say it."
"You won"t slap anybody," I said. "Not as long as I"m around."
He wiped his mouth on the sleeve of his jacket. "What"re you going to do?"
"What do you think I"m going to do?"
"You can"t go to the police. You don"t have any proof, it"s your word against ours."
"Wrong again." I showed him the voice-activated recorder I"d had hidden in my pocket all evening. High-tech, state-of-the-art equipment, courtesy of George Agonistes, fellow P.I. and electronics expert. "Everything that was said in your office and in this room tonight is on here. I"ve also got the ca.s.sette tape Annette played when she called earlier. Voice prints will prove the m.u.f.fled voice on it is yours, that you were talking to yourself on the phone, giving yourself orders and directions. If your wife wants to press charges, she"ll have more than enough evidence to put the two of you away."
"She won"t press charges," he said. "Not Carolyn."
"Maybe not, if you return the rest of her money. What you and baby here haven"t already blown."
He sleeved his mouth again. "I suppose you intend to take the briefcase straight to her."
"You suppose right.
"I could stop you," he said, as if he were trying to convince himself. "I"m as big as you, younger- I could take it away from you."
I repocketed the recorder. I could have showed him the .38, but I grinned at him instead. "Go ahead and try. Or else move away from the door. You"ve got five seconds to make up your mind."
He moved in three, as I started toward him. Sideways, clear of both me and the door. Annette Byers let out a sharp, scornful laugh, and he whirled on her- somebody his own size to face off against. "Shut your stupid mouth!" he yelled at her.
"Shut yours, big man. You and your brilliant ideas."
"G.o.dd.a.m.n you..."
I went out and closed the door against their vicious, whining voices.
Outside, the fog had thickened to a near drizzle, slicking the pavement and turning the lines of parked cars along both curbs into two-dimensional black shapes. Parking was at such a premium in this neighborhood, there was now a car, dark and silent, double-parked across the street. I walked quickly to California. n.o.body, police included, had bothered my wheels in the bus zone. I locked the briefcase in the trunk, let myself inside. A quick call to Carolyn Cohalan to let her know I was coming, a short ride out to her house by the zoo to deliver the fifty thousand, and I"d finished for the night.
Only she didn"t answer her phone.
Funny. When I"d called her earlier from the park, she"d said she would wait for my next call. No reason for her to leave the house in the interim. Unless- Christ!
I heaved out of the car and ran back down Locust Street. The darkened vehicle was still double-parked across from Annette Byers" building. I swung into the foyer, jammed my finger against the bell b.u.t.ton for 2-C and left it there. No response. I rattled the door- latched tight- and then began jabbing b.u.t.tons on all the other mailboxes. The intercom crackled; somebody"s voice said, "Who the h.e.l.l is that?" I said, "Police emergency, buzz me in." Nothing, nothing, and then finally the door release sounded; I hit the door hard and lunged into the lobby.
I was at the foot of the stairs when the first shot echoed from above. Two more in swift succession, a fourth as I was pounding up to the second-floor landing.
Querulous voices, the sound of a door banging open somewhere, and I was at 2-C. The door there was shut but not latched; I kicked it open, hanging back with the .38 in my hand for self-protection. But there was no need. It was over by then. Too late and all over.
All three of them were on the floor. Cohalan on his back next to the couch, blood obscuring his face, not moving. Annette Byers sprawled b.l.o.o.d.y and moaning by the dinette table. And Carolyn Cohalan sitting with her back against a wall, a long-barreled .22 on the carpet nearby, weeping in deep, broken sobs.
I leaned hard on the doorjamb, the stink of cordite in my nostrils, my throat full of bile. Telling myself it was not my fault, there was no way I could have known it wasn"t the money but paying them back that mattered to her- the big payoff, the biggest bite there is. Telling myself I could"ve done nothing to prevent this, and remembering what I"d been thinking in the car earlier about how I lived for cases like this, how I liked this one a whole lot...
Les Roberts.
The Gathering of the Klan.
LES ROBERTS has had several careers, both as Hollywood producer (the original producer of Hollywood Squares), screenwriter (The Man From U.N.C.L.E.), restaurant critic, and now full-time crime novelist. From the critical and public acclaim he"s received, it"s doubtful he"ll be changing careers anytime soon. His latest Milan Jacovich novel was cited by People magazine as "the page-turner of the week" and offers further evidence that the Milan novels are among the most unique and important in contemporary crime fiction. Roberts is equally good in the shorter form, as "The Gathering of the Klan," first published in The Shamus Game, ill.u.s.trates.
The Gathering of the Klan.
Les Roberts.
Just about the biggest controversy to hit Cleveland since the old Browns released Bernie Kozar in mid-season back in the early nineties was the announcement that our African American mayor had granted a permit for a rally outside the Cleveland Convention Center on a Sunday afternoon in August to an out-of-town contingent of the Ku Klux Klan.
Probably no one was as surprised as the klunks, klowns and kleagles themselves; their usual M.O. was to apply for a permit in some northern city and then sue for the right to free speech when the permit was denied. They had acc.u.mulated quite a comfortable little nest egg from collecting such judgments in towns in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Minnesota over the last several years, and they were probably planning on collecting big from liberal and heavily black-populated Cleveland.
Everyone was mad at the mayor. The police department"s union, the black community, the city council and the county commissioners, all of his many political enemies and rivals, and most of the media had taken the opportunity to try to shoot him down. Everyone was terrified that Cleveland would once again become a national laughingstock, to say nothing of the genuine fear that one hastily hurled racial slur or one thrown beer can could set off a riot that would see the city go up in flames.
The mayor pleaded that his hands were tied and talked a lot about the First Amendment, and begged the citizenry to behave itself and not give the national media any sound bites with which to tarnish the image that Cleveland had taken such pains to rebuild and polish over the past twenty years.
I try to stay out of politics; as the sole owner of a small business- Milan Security, which I christened after my own first name, Milan, since my surname is almost impossible for many people to p.r.o.nounce- supplying industrial security and private investigations, I have enough to do just trying to keep solvent. My natural dislike and loathing for anyone promoting racial hatred made me follow the story closely in the newspapers, but I had no intention of getting involved in it one way or the other.
Until Earl Roy Ruttenberg, the regional president and exalted Grand Dragon of a southern Ohio branch of the Klan, walked into my office five days before the rally, wanting to hire me as his personal bodyguard for the weekend of the rally.
He was close to fifty, some forty pounds overweight, slightly balding, and had a complexion like four-day-old cottage cheese. He came in flanked by two over-muscled young men who were twenty years younger; both had bad hair and Elvis sideburns and UP WITH WHITE PEOPLE T-shirts, and looked as though they were totally ignorant of even the whereabouts of the nearest dentist. One of them had a girlish, soulful look like Paul McCartney. Ruttenberg sat in one of my client"s chairs, but his two trained orangutans positioned themselves on either side of the door.
I listened to his offer of a two-day job as his bodyguard and turned him down flat.
"I"m truly sorry to hear that, Mr. Jacovich," he said, his accent that blend of Southern and Midwestern that you hear down near the Kentucky-Ohio border and which is referred to as "briar," after the somewhat disdainful sobriquet "briarhopper."
"Sorry," I said.
"I"ve asked around, believe me, gotten lots of recommendations, and you"re definitely my first choice."
"I can"t imagine why," I said. "First of all, I"m Catholic, and secondly, I despise everything you stand for and I have nothing but contempt for the line of s.h.i.t you"re trying to sell."
Ruttenberg smiled easily. "A lot of people feel that way."
"Maybe you should go find a bodyguard that doesn"t."
"You"re not saying that you"d like to see me dead, are you?"