He grinned at them all. "One at a time, boys, and not so fast. I used to be a newspaperman myself. How about coming up to my place?"
A few minutes later they were trying to find places to sit down in Pinero"s messy bed-living room, and lighting his cigars. Pinero looked around and beamed. "What"ll it be, boys? Scotch or Bourbon?" When that was taken care of he got down to business. "Now boys, what do you want to know?"
"Lay it on the line, doc. Have you got something, or haven"t you?"
"Most a.s.suredly I have something, my young friend."
"Then tell us how it works. That guff you handed the profs won"t get you anywhere now."
"Please, my dear fellow. It is my invention. I expect to make some money with it. Would you have me give it away to the first person who asks for it?"
"See here, doc, you"ve got to give us something if you expect to get a break in the morning papers. What do you use? A crystal ball?"
"No, not quite. Would you like to see my apparatus?"
"Sure. Now we"re getting somewhere."
He ushered them into an adjoining room, and waved his hand. "There it is, boys." The ma.s.s equipment that met their eyes vaguely resembled a medico"s office X-ray gear. Beyond the obvious fact that it used electrical power, and that some of the dials were calibrated in familiar terms, a casual inspection gave no clue to its actual use.
"What"s the principle, doc?"
Pinero pursed his lips and considered. "No doubt you are all familiar with the truism that life is electrical in nature. Well, that truism isn"t worth a d.a.m.n, but it will help to give you an idea of the principle. You have also been told that time is a fourth dimension. Maybe you believe it, perhaps not. It has been said so many times that it has ceased to have any meaning. It is simply a cliche that wind bags use to impress fools. But I want you to try to visualize it now, and try to feel it emotionally."
He stepped up to one of the reporters. "Suppose we take you as an example.
Your name is Rogers, is it not? Very well, Rogers, you are a s.p.a.ce-time event having duration four ways. You are not quite six feet tall, you are about twenty inches wide and perhaps ten inches thick. In time, there stretches behind you more of this s.p.a.ce-time event, reaching to, perhaps, 1905, of which we see a cross section here at right angles to the time axis, and as thick as the present. At the far end is a baby, smelling of sour milk and drooling its breakfast on its bib. At the other end lies, perhaps, an old man some place in the 1980s. Imagine this s.p.a.ce-time event, which we call Rogers, as a long pink worm, continuous through the years. It stretches past us here in 1939, and the cross section we see appears as a single, discreet body. But that is illusion. There is physical continuity to this pink worm, enduring through the years. As a matter of fact, there is physical continuity in this concept to the entire race, for these pink worms branch off from other pink worms. In this fashion the race is like a vine whose branches intertwine and send out shoots. Only by taking a cross section of the vine would we fall into the error of believing that the shootlets were discreet individuals."
He paused and looked around at their faces. One of them, a dour, hard-bitten chap, put in a word.
"That"s all very pretty, Pinero, if true, but where does that get you?"
Pinero favored him with an unresentful smile. "Patience, my friend. I asked you to think of life as electrical. Now think of our long, pink worm as a conductor of electricity. You have heard, perhaps, of the fact that electrical engineers can, by certain measurements, predict the exact location of a break in a transatlantic cable without ever leaving the sh.o.r.e. I do the same with our pink worms. By applying my instruments to the cross section here in this room I can tell where the break occurs; that is to say, where death takes place. Or, if you like, I can reverse the connections and tell you the date of your birth. But that is uninteresting; you already know it."
The dour individual sneered. "I"ve caught you, doc. If what you say about the race being like a vine of pink worms is true, you can"t tell birthdays, because the connection with the race is continuous at birth. Your electrical conductor reaches on back through the mother into a man"s remotest ancestors."
Pinero beamed. "True, and clever, my friend. But you have pushed a.n.a.logy too far. It is not done in the precise manner in which one measures the length of an electrical conductor. In some ways it is more like measuring the length of a long corridor by bouncing an echo off the far end. At birth there is a sort of twist in the corridor, and, by proper calibration, I can detect the echo from that twist."
"Let"s see you prove it!"
"Certainly, my dear friend. Will you be a subject?"
One of the others spoke up. "He"s called your bluff, Luke. Put up or shut up."
"I"m game. What do I do?"
"First write the date of your birth on a sheet of paper, and hand it to one of your colleagues."
Luke complied. "Now what?"
"Remove your outer clothing and step upon these scales. Now tell me, were you ever very much thinner, or very much fatter, than you are now? No? What did you weigh at birth? Ten pounds? A fine bouncing baby boy. They don"t come so big anymore."
"What is all this flubdubbery?"
"I am trying to approximate the average cross section of our long pink conductor, my dear Luke. Now will you seat yourself here? Then place this electrode in your mouth. No, it will not hurt you; the voltage is quite low, less than one micro-volt, but I must have a good connection." The doctor left him and went behind his apparatus, where he lowered a hood over his head before touching his controls. Some of the exposed dials came to life and a low humming came from the machine. It stopped and the doctor popped out of his little hideway.
"I get sometime in February, 1902. Who has the piece of paper with the date?"
It was produced and unfolded. The custodian read, "February 22, 1902."
The stillness that followed was broken by a voice from the edge of the little group, "Doc, can I have another drink?"
The tension relaxed, and several spoke at once: "Try it on me, doc." "Me first, doc; I"m an orphan and really want to know." "How about it, doc?
Give us all a little loose play."
He smilingly complied, ducking in and out of the hood like a gopher from its hole. When they all had twin slips of paper to prove the doctor"s skill, Luke broke a long silence.
"How about showing how you predict death, Pinero?"
No one answered. Several of them nudged Luke forward. "Go ahead, smart guy.
You asked for it." He allowed himself to be seated in the chair. Pinero changed some of the switches, then entered the hood. When the humming ceased he came out, rubbing his hands briskly together.
"Well, thats all there is to see, boys. Got enough for a story?"
"Hey, what about the prediction? When does Luke get his "thirty"?"
Luke faced him. "Yes, how about it?"
Pinero looked pained. "Gentlemen, I am surprised at you. I give that information for a fee. Besides, it is a professional confidence. I never tell anyone but the client who consults me."
"I don"t mind. Go ahead and tell them."
"I am very sorry. I really must refuse. I only agreed to show you how; not to give the results."
Luke ground the b.u.t.t of his cigarette into the floor. "It"s a hoax, boys.
He probably looked up the age of every reporter in town just to be ready to pull this. It won"t wash, Pinero."
Pinero gazed at him sadly. "Are you married, my friend?"
"No."
"Do you have anyone dependent on you? Any close relatives?"
"No. Why? Do you want to adopt me?"
Pinero shook his head. "I am very sorry for you, my dear Luke. You will die before tomorrow."
DEATH PUNCHES TIME CLOCK.