"We OUGHT to have peas in our shoes," he said. But we did not think so.
We knew what a very little stone in your boot will do, let alone peas.
Of course we knew the way to go to Canterbury, because the old Pilgrims"
Road runs just above our house. It is a very pretty road, narrow, and often shady. It is nice for walking, but carts do not like it because it is rough and rutty; so there is gra.s.s growing in patches on it.
I have said that it was a fine day, which means that it was not raining, but the sun did not shine all the time.
"Tis well, O Knight," said Alice, "that the orb of day shines not in undi--what"s-its-name?--splendour."
"Thou sayest sooth, Plain Pilgrim," replied Oswald. "Tis jolly warm even as it is."
"I wish I wasn"t two people," Noel said, "it seems to make me hotter. I think I"ll be a Reeve or something."
But we would not let him, and we explained that if he hadn"t been so beastly particular Alice would have been half of him, and he had only himself to thank if being all of a Nun-Priest made him hot.
But it WAS warm certainly, and it was some time since we"d gone so far in boots. Yet when H. O. complained we did our duty as pilgrims and made him shut up. He did as soon as Alice said that about whining and grizzling being below the dignity of a Manciple.
It was so warm that the Prioress and the wife of Bath gave up walking with their arms round each other in their usual silly way (Albert"s uncle calls it Laura Matildaing), and the Doctor and Mr Bath had to take their jackets off and carry them.
I am sure if an artist or a photographer, or any person who liked pilgrims, had seen us he would have been very pleased. The paper c.o.c.kle-sh.e.l.ls were first-rate, but it was awkward having them on the top of the staffs, because they got in your way when you wanted the staff to use as a walking-stick.
We stepped out like a man all of us, and kept it up as well as we could in book-talk, and at first all was merry as a dinner-bell; but presently Oswald, who was the "very perfect gentle knight", could not help noticing that one of us was growing very silent and rather pale, like people are when they have eaten something that disagrees with them before they are quite sure of the fell truth.
So he said, "What"s up, Dentist, old man?" quite kindly and like a perfect knight, though, of course, he was annoyed with Denny. It is sickening when people turn pale in the middle of a game and everything is spoiled, and you have to go home, and tell the spoiler how sorry you are that he is knocked up, and pretend not to mind about the game being spoiled.
Denny said, "Nothing", but Oswald knew better.
Then Alice said, "Let"s rest a bit, Oswald, it IS hot."
"Sir Oswald, if you please, Plain Pilgrim," returned her brother dignifiedly. "Remember I"m a knight."
So then we sat down and had lunch, and Denny looked better. We played adverbs, and twenty questions, and apprenticing your son, for a bit in the shade, and then d.i.c.ky said it was time to set sail if we meant to make the port of Canterbury that night. Of course, pilgrims reck not of ports, but d.i.c.ky never does play the game thoughtfully.
We went on. I believe we should have got to Canterbury all right and quite early, only Denny got paler and paler, and presently Oswald saw, beyond any doubt, that he was beginning to walk lame.
"Shoes hurt you, Dentist?" he said, still with kind striving cheerfulness.
"Not much--it"s all right," returned the other.
So on we went--but we were all a bit tired now--and the sun was hotter and hotter; the clouds had gone away. We had to begin to sing to keep up our spirits. We sang "The British Grenadiers" and "John Brown"s Body", which is grand to march to, and a lot of others. We were just starting on "Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are marching", when Denny stopped short. He stood first on one foot and then on the other, and suddenly screwed up his face and put his knuckles in his eyes and sat down on a heap of stones by the roadside. When we pulled his hands down he was actually crying. The author does not wish to say it is babyish to cry.
"Whatever is up?" we all asked, and Daisy and Dora petted him to get him to say, but he only went on howling, and said it was nothing, only would we go on and leave him, and call for him as we came back.
Oswald thought very likely something had given Denny the stomach-ache, and he did not like to say so before all of us, so he sent the others away and told them to walk on a bit.
Then he said, "Now, Denny, don"t be a young a.s.s. What is it? Is it stomach-ache?"
And Denny stopped crying to say "No!" as loud as he could.
"Well, then," Oswald said, "look here, you"re spoiling the whole thing.
Don"t be a jackape, Denny. What is it?"
"You won"t tell the others if I tell you?"
"Not if you say not," Oswald answered in kindly tones.
"Well, it"s my shoes."
"Take them off, man."
"You won"t laugh?"
"NO!" cried Oswald, so impatiently that the others looked back to see why he was shouting. He waved them away, and with humble gentleness began to undo the black-tape sandals.
Denny let him, crying hard all the time.
When Oswald had got off the first shoe the mystery was made plain to him.
"Well! Of all the--" he said in proper indignation.
Denny quailed--though he said he did not--but then he doesn"t know what quailing is, and if Denny did not quail then Oswald does not know what quailing is either.
For when Oswald took the shoe off he naturally chucked it down and gave it a kick, and a lot of little pinky yellow things rolled out. And Oswald look closer at the interesting sight. And the little things were SPLIT peas.
"Perhaps you"ll tell me," said the gentle knight, with the politeness of despair, "why on earth you"ve played the goat like this?"
"Oh, don"t be angry," Denny said; and now his shoes were off, he curled and uncurled his toes and stopped crying. "I KNEW pilgrims put peas in their shoes--and--oh, I wish you wouldn"t laugh!"
"I"m not," said Oswald, still with bitter politeness.
"I didn"t want to tell you I was going to, because I wanted to be better than all of you, and I thought if you knew I was going to you"d want to too, and you wouldn"t when I said it first. So I just put some peas in my pocket and dropped one or two at a time into my shoes when you weren"t looking."
In his secret heart Oswald said, "Greedy young a.s.s." For it IS greedy to want to have more of anything than other people, even goodness.
Outwardly Oswald said nothing.
"You see"--Denny went on--"I do want to be good. And if pilgriming is to do you good, you ought to do it properly. I shouldn"t mind being hurt in my feet if it would make me good for ever and ever. And besides, I wanted to play the game thoroughly. You always say I don"t."
The breast of the kind Oswald was touched by these last words.
"I think you"re quite good enough," he said. "I"ll fetch back the others--no, they won"t laugh."
And we all went back to Denny, and the girls made a fuss with him. But Oswald and d.i.c.ky were grave and stood aloof. They were old enough to see that being good was all very well, but after all you had to get the boy home somehow.
When they said this, as agreeably as they could, Denny said--
"It"s all right--someone will give me a lift."