"You have just left the side of a young lady," I continued, "towards whom I was led (very unintentionally) into the appearance of an offence.
To speak to herself would be only to renew her embarra.s.sment, and I seize the occasion of making my apology, and declaring my respect, to one of my own s.e.x who is her friend, and perhaps," I added, with a bow, "her natural protector."
"You are a countryman of mine; I know it!" he cried: "I am sure of it by your delicacy to a lady. You do her no more than justice. I was introduced to her the other night at tea, in the apartment of some people, friends of mine; and meeting her again this morning, I could not do less than carry her easel for her. My dear sir, what is your name?"
I was disappointed to find he had so little bond with my young lady; and but that it was I who had sought the acquaintance, might have been tempted to retreat. At the same time, something in the stranger"s eye engaged me.
"My name," said I, "is Loudon Dodd; I am a student of sculpture here from Muskegon."
"Of sculpture?" he cried, as though that would have been his last conjecture. "Mine is James Pinkerton; I am delighted to have the pleasure of your acquaintance."
"Pinkerton!" it was now my turn to exclaim. "Are you Broken-Stool Pinkerton?"
He admitted his ident.i.ty with a laugh of boyish delight; and indeed any young man in the quarter might have been proud to own a sobriquet thus gallantly acquired.
In order to explain the name, I must here digress into a chapter of the history of manners in the nineteenth century, very well worth commemoration for its own sake. In some of the studios at that date, the hazing of new pupils was both barbarous and obscene. Two incidents, following one on the heels of the other tended to produce an advance in civilization by the means (as so commonly happens) of a pa.s.sing appeal to savage standards. The first was the arrival of a little gentleman from Armenia. He had a fez upon his head and (what n.o.body counted on) a dagger in his pocket. The hazing was set about in the customary style, and, perhaps in virtue of the victim"s head-gear, even more boisterously than usual. He bore it at first with an inviting patience; but upon one of the students proceeding to an unpardonable freedom, plucked out his knife and suddenly plunged it in the belly of the jester. This gentleman, I am pleased to say, pa.s.sed months upon a bed of sickness, before he was in a position to resume his studies. The second incident was that which had earned Pinkerton his reputation. In a crowded studio, while some very filthy brutalities were being practised on a trembling debutant, a tall, pale fellow sprang from his stool and (without the smallest preface or explanation) sang out, "All English and Americans to clear the shop!" Our race is brutal, but not filthy; and the summons was n.o.bly responded to. Every Anglo-Saxon student seized his stool; in a moment the studio was full of b.l.o.o.d.y c.o.xcombs, the French fleeing in disorder for the door, the victim liberated and amazed. In this feat of arms, both English-speaking nations covered themselves with glory; but I am proud to claim the author of the whole for an American, and a patriotic American at that, being the same gentleman who had subsequently to be held down in the bottom of a box during a performance of _L"Oncle Sam_, sobbing at intervals, "My country! O my country!"
While yet another (my new acquaintance, Pinkerton) was supposed to have made the most conspicuous figure in the actual battle. At one blow, he had broken his own stool, and sent the largest of his opponents back foremost through what we used to call a "conscientious nude." It appears that, in the continuation of his flight, this fallen warrior issued on the boulevard still framed in the burst canvas.
It will be understood how much talk the incident aroused in the students" quarter, and that I was highly gratified to make the acquaintance of my famous countryman. It chanced I was to see more of the quixotic side of his character before the morning was done; for as we continued to stroll together, I found myself near the studio of a young Frenchman whose work I had promised to examine, and in the fashion of the quarter carried up Pinkerton along with me. Some of my comrades of this date were pretty obnoxious fellows. I could almost always admire and respect the grown-up pract.i.tioners of art in Paris; but many of those who were still in a state of pupilage were sorry specimens, so much so that I used often to wonder where the painters came from, and where the brutes of students went to. A similar mystery hangs over the intermediate stages of the medical profession, and must have perplexed the least observant. The ruffian, at least, whom I now carried Pinkerton to visit, was one of the most c.r.a.pulous in the quarter. He turned out for our delectation a huge "crust" (as we used to call it) of St.
Stephen, wallowing in red upon his belly in an exhausted receiver, and a crowd of Hebrews in blue, green, and yellow, pelting him--apparently with buns; and while we gazed upon this contrivance, regaled us with a piece of his own recent biography, of which his mind was still very full, and which he seemed to fancy, represented him in a heroic posture.
I was one of those cosmopolitan Americans, who accept the world (whether at home or abroad) as they find it, and whose favourite part is that of the spectator; yet even I was listening with ill-suppressed disgust, when I was aware of a violent plucking at my sleeve.
"Is he saying he kicked her down stairs?" asked Pinkerton, white as St.
Stephen.
"Yes," said I: "his discarded mistress; and then he pelted her with stones. I suppose that"s what gave him the idea for his picture. He has just been alleging the pathetic excuse that she was old enough to be his mother."
Something like a sob broke from Pinkerton. "Tell him," he gasped--"I can"t speak this language, though I understand a little; I never had any proper education--tell him I"m going to punch his head."
"For G.o.d"s sake, do nothing of the sort!" I cried. "They don"t understand that sort of thing here." And I tried to bundle him out.
"Tell him first what we think of him," he objected. "Let me tell him what he looks in the eyes of a pure-minded American"
"Leave that to me," said I, thrusting Pinkerton clear through the door.
"Qu"est-ce qu"il a?"[1] inquired the student.
[1] "What"s the matter with him?"
"Monsieur se sent mal au coeur d"avoir trop regarde votre croute,"[2]
said I, and made my escape, scarce with dignity, at Pinkerton"s heels.
[2] "The gentleman is sick at his stomach from having looked too long at your daub."
"What did you say to him?" he asked.
"The only thing that he could feel," was my reply.
After this scene, the freedom with which I had ejected my new acquaintance, and the precipitation with which I had followed him, the least I could do was to propose luncheon. I have forgot the name of the place to which I led him, nothing loath; it was on the far side of the Luxembourg at least, with a garden behind, where we were speedily set face to face at table, and began to dig into each other"s history and character, like terriers after rabbits, according to the approved fashion of youth.
Pinkerton"s parents were from the old country; there too, I incidentally gathered, he had himself been born, though it was a circ.u.mstance he seemed p.r.o.ne to forget. Whether he had run away, or his father had turned him out, I never fathomed; but about the age of twelve, he was thrown upon his own resources. A travelling tin-type photographer picked him up, like a haw out of a hedgerow, on a wayside in New Jersey; took a fancy to the urchin; carried him on with him in his wandering life; taught him all he knew himself--to take tin-types (as well as I can make out) and doubt the Scriptures; and died at last in Ohio at the corner of a road. "He was a grand specimen," cried Pinkerton; "I wish you could have seen him, Mr. Dodd. He had an appearance of magnanimity that used to remind me of the patriarchs." On the death of this random protector, the boy inherited the plant and continued the business. "It was a life I could have chosen, Mr. Dodd!" he cried. "I have been in all the finest scenes of that magnificent continent that we were born to be the heirs of. I wish you could see my collection of tin-types; I wish I had them here. They were taken for my own pleasure and to be a memento; and they show Nature in her grandest as well as her gentlest moments." As he tramped the Western States and Territories, taking tin-types, the boy was continually getting hold of books, good, bad, and indifferent, popular and abstruse, from the novels of Sylva.n.u.s Cobb to Euclid"s Elements, both of which I found (to my almost equal wonder) he had managed to peruse: he was taking stock by the way, of the people, the products, and the country, with an eye unusually observant and a memory unusually retentive; and he was collecting for himself a body of magnanimous and semi-intellectual nonsense, which he supposed to be the natural thoughts and to contain the whole duty of the born American.
To be pure-minded, to be patriotic, to get culture and money with both hands and with the same irrational fervour--these appeared to be the chief articles of his creed. In later days (not of course upon this first occasion) I would sometimes ask him why; and he had his answer pat. "To build up the type!" he would cry. "We"re all committed to that; we"re all under bond to fulfil the American Type! Loudon, the hope of the world is there. If we fail, like these old feudal monarchies, what is left?"
The trade of a tin-typer proved too narrow for the lad"s ambition; it was insusceptible of expansion, he explained, it was not truly modern; and by a sudden conversion of front, he became a railroad-scalper. The principles of this trade I never clearly understood; but its essence appears to be to cheat the railroads out of their due fare. "I threw my whole soul into it; I grudged myself food and sleep while I was at it; the most practised hands admitted I had caught on to the idea in a month and revolutionised the practice inside of a year," he said. "And there"s interest in it, too. It"s amusing to pick out some one going by, make up your mind about his character and tastes, dash out of the office and hit him flying with an offer of the very place he wants to go to. I don"t think there was a scalper on the continent made fewer blunders. But I took it only as a stage. I was saving every dollar; I was looking ahead. I knew what I wanted--wealth, education, a refined home, and a conscientious, cultured lady for a wife; for, Mr. Dodd"--this with a formidable outcry--"every man is bound to marry above him: if the woman"s not the man"s superior, I brand it as mere sensuality. There was my idea, at least. That was what I was saving for; and enough, too! But it isn"t every man, I know that--it"s far from every man--could do what I did: close up the livest agency in Saint Jo, where he was coining dollars by the pot, set out alone, without a friend or a word of French, and settle down here to spend his capital learning art."
"Was it an old taste?" I asked him, "or a sudden fancy?"
"Neither, Mr. Dodd," he admitted. "Of course I had learned in my tin-typing excursions to glory and exult in the works of G.o.d. But it wasn"t that. I just said to myself, What is most wanted in my age and country? More culture and more art, I said; and I chose the best place, saved my money, and came here to get them."
The whole att.i.tude of this young man warmed and shamed me. He had more fire in his little toe than I had in my whole carcase; he was stuffed to bursting with the manly virtues; thrift and courage glowed in him; and even if his artistic vocation seemed (to one of my exclusive tenets) not quite clear, who could predict what might be accomplished by a creature so full-blooded and so inspired with animal and intellectual energy? So, when he proposed that I should come and see his work (one of the regular stages of a Latin Quarter friendship), I followed him with interest and hope.
He lodged parsimoniously at the top of a tall house near the Observatory, in a bare room, princ.i.p.ally furnished with his own trunks and papered with his own despicable studies. No man has less taste for disagreeable duties than myself; perhaps there is only one subject on which I cannot flatter a man without a blush; but upon that, upon all that touches art, my sincerity is Roman. Once and twice I made the circuit of his walls in silence, spying in every corner for some spark of merit; he, meanwhile, following close at my heels, reading the verdict in my face with furtive glances, presenting some fresh study for my inspection with undisguised anxiety, and (after it had been silently weighed in the balances and found wanting) whisking it away with an open gesture of despair. By the time the second round was completed, we were both extremely depressed.
"O!" he groaned, breaking the long silence, "it"s quite unnecessary you should speak!"
"Do you want me to be frank with you? I think you are wasting time,"
said I.
"You don"t see any promise?" he inquired, beguiled by some return of hope, and turning upon me the embarra.s.sing brightness of his eye. "Not in this still-life here, of the melon? One fellow thought it good."
It was the least I could do to give the melon a more particular examination; which, when I had done, I could but shake my head. "I am truly sorry, Pinkerton," said I, "but I can"t advise you to persevere."
He seemed to recover his fort.i.tude at the moment, rebounding from disappointment like a man of india-rubber. "Well," said he stoutly, "I don"t know that I"m surprised. But I"ll go on with the course; and throw my whole soul into it, too. You mustn"t think the time is lost. It"s all culture; it will help me to extend my relations when I get back home; it may fit me for a position on one of the ill.u.s.trateds; and then I can always turn dealer," he said, uttering the monstrous proposition, which was enough to shake the Latin Quarter to the dust, with entire simplicity. "It"s all experience, besides;" he continued, "and it seems to me there"s a tendency to underrate experience, both as net profit and investment. Never mind. That"s done with. But it took courage for you to say what you did, and I"ll never forget it. Here"s my hand, Mr. Dodd.
I"m not your equal in culture or talent--"
"You know nothing about that," I interrupted. "I have seen your work, but you haven"t seen mine.
"No more I have," he cried; "and let"s go see it at once! But I know you are away up. I can feel it here."
To say truth, I was almost ashamed to introduce him to my studio--my work, whether absolutely good or bad, being so vastly superior to his.
But his spirits were now quite restored; and he amazed me, on the way, with his light-hearted talk and new projects. So that I began at last to understand how matters lay: that this was not an artist who had been deprived of the practice of his single art; but only a business man of very extended interests, informed (perhaps something of the most suddenly) that one investment out of twenty had gone wrong.
As a matter of fact besides (although I never suspected it) he was already seeking consolation with another of the muses, and pleasing himself with the notion that he would repay me for my sincerity, cement our friendship, and (at one and the same blow) restore my estimation of his talents. Several times already, when I had been speaking of myself, he had pulled out a writing-pad and scribbled a brief note; and now, when we entered the studio, I saw it in his hand again, and the pencil go to his mouth, as he cast a comprehensive glance round the uncomfortable building.
"Are you going to make a sketch of it?" I could not help asking, as I unveiled the Genius of Muskegon.
"Ah, that"s my secret," said he. "Never you mind. A mouse can help a lion."
He walked round my statue and had the design explained to him. I had represented Muskegon as a young, almost a stripling, mother, with something of an Indian type; the babe upon her knees was winged, to indicate our soaring future; and her seat was a medley of sculptured fragments, Greek, Roman, and Gothic, to remind us of the older worlds from which we trace our generation.
"Now, does this satisfy you, Mr. Dodd?" he inquired, as soon as I had explained to him the main features of the design.
"Well," I said, "the fellows seem to think it"s not a bad bonne femme for a beginner. I don"t think it"s entirely bad myself. Here is the best point; it builds up best from here. No, it seems to me it has a kind of merit," I admitted; "but I mean to do better."
"Ah, that"s the word!" cried Pinkerton. "There"s the word I love!" and he scribbled in his pad.
"What in creation ails you?" I inquired. "It"s the most commonplace expression in the English language."
"Better and better!" chuckled Pinkerton. "The unconsciousness of genius.