"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, and seated himself.
Minna left the pinochle game to attend upon them. She was plump and pink-faced, with thick yellow hair neatly done. A broad white ap.r.o.n protected her dress of light blue.
"A stein of Pilsener, Minna," said Dave, "and for the boy, let"s see.
How would you like, a nice cold bottle of pop, Doctor?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. "Strawberry pop."
Herman looked up from his game, though in the midst of warm utterance in his native tongue at the immediate perverse fall of the cards.
"I guess you git the young one a big gla.s.s milk, mamma--yes? Better than pop for young ones. Pop is belly wash."
"Yes, ma"am," said Wilbur to Minna, though he would have preferred the pop by reason of its colour and its vivacious p.r.i.c.kling; and you could have milk at home.
"And I tell you, Minna," said Dave. "Bread and b.u.t.ter and cheese, lots of it, rye bread and pumpernickel and Schweitzerkase and some pickles and radishes, _nicht wahr_?"
"Yes," said Minna, "all!" and moved on to the bar. But Dave detained her.
"Minna!"
She stopped and turned back to him.
"You will?"
"_Sprechen sie Deutsch_, Minna?"
"_Ja_--yes--why not? I should think I do. I always could. Why couldn"t I?"
She went on her mission, grumbling pettishly. Why shouldn"t she speak her own language? What did the man think? He must be a joker!
"Mamma!" Herman called again. "Git also the young one some that _apfel kuchen_. You make it awful good."
"Yes," called Minna from the bar. "I git it. For why wouldn"t I speak my own language, I like to know?"
Dave Cowan"s jest was smouldering faintly within her. She returned presently with the stein of beer and a gla.s.s of milk, and went, still muttering, for the food that had been commanded. She returned with this, setting bread and b.u.t.ter and cheese before them, and a blue plate whose extensive area was all but covered with apple cake, but now she no longer muttered in bewilderment. She confronted the jester, hands upon hips, her doll eyes shining with triumph.
"Hah! Now, mister, I ask you something good like you ask me. You git ready! _Sprechen sie English_?"
Dave Cowan affected to be overcome with confusion, while Minna laughed loud and long at her sally. Herman laughed with her, his head back and huge red beard lifted from his chest.
"She got you that time, mister!" he called to Dave. "Mamma"s a bright one, give her a minute so she gits herself on the spot!"
"_Ja! Sprechen sie English_?" taunted Minna again, for a second relish of her repartee. Effusively, in her triumph, she patted the cheek of the Wilbur twin. "_Ja_! I could easy enough give your poppa as good like he sent, yes? _Sprechen sie English, nicht wahr_?"
Again her bulk trembled with honest mirth, and while this endured she went to the ice box and brought a bone for Frank, the dog. Frank fell upon it with noisy gurgles.
Dave Cowan affected further confusion at each repet.i.tion of Minna"s stinging retort; acted it so convincingly that the victor at length relented and brought a plate of cookies to the table.
"I show you who is it should be foolish in the head!" she told him triumphantly.
"You got me, Minna--I admit it."
The victim pretended to be downcast, and ate his bread and cheese dejectedly. Minna went to another table to tell over the choice bit.
The Wilbur twin ate bread and cheese and looked with interest about the room. The tables and woodwork were dark, the walls and ceiling also low in tone. But there were some fine decorative notes that stood brightly out. On one wall was a lovely gold-framed picture in which a young woman of great beauty held back a sumptuous curtain revealing a castle on the Rhine set above a sunny terrace of grapevines. On the opposite wall was a richly coloured picture of a superb brewery. It was many stories in height; smoke issued from its chimneys, and before it stood a large truck to which were hitched two splendid horses. The truck was being loaded with the brewery"s enlivening product. The brewery was red, the truck yellow, the horses gray, and the workmen were clad in blue, and above all was a flawless sky of blue. It was a spirited picture, and the Wilbur twin was instantly enamoured of it. He wished he might have seen this yesterday, when he was rich. Maybe Mr. Vielhaber would have sold it. He thought regretfully of Winona"s delight at receiving the beautiful thing to hang on the wall of the parlour, a fit companion piece to the lion picture. But he had spent his money, and this lovely thing could never be Winona"s.
Discussion of world affairs still went forward between Rapp, Senior, and the _Advance_ editor. Even in that day the cost of living was said to be excessive, and Rapp, Senior, though accounting for its rise by the iniquity of the interests, submitted that the cost of women"s finery was what kept the world poor.
"It"s women"s tomfool dressing keeps us all down. Look what they pay for their silks and satins and kickshaws and silly furbelows! That"s where the bulk of our money goes: bonnets and high-heeled slippers and fancy cloaks. Take the money spent for women"s foolish truck and see what you"d have!" Rapp, Senior, gazed about him, looking for contradiction.
"He"s right," said Dave Cowan. "He"s got the truth of it. But, my Lord!
Did you ever think what women would be without all that stuff? Look what it does for "em! Would you have "em look like us? Would you have a beautiful woman wear a cheap suit of clothes like Rapp"s got on, and a hat bought two years ago? Not in a thousand years! We dress "em up that way because we like "em that way."
Rapp, Senior, dusted the lapel of his coat, tugged at his waistcoat to straighten it, and closely regarded a hat that he had supposed beyond criticism.
"That"s all right," he said, "but look where it gets us!"
Presently the discussion ended--Rapp, Senior, still on the note of pessimism and in the fell clutch of the interests--for the debaters must go blamelessly home to their suppers. Only the mayor remained at his game with Herman, his gray, shaven old face bent above his cards while he muttered at them resentfully. Dave Cowan ate his bread and cheese with relish and invoked another stein of beer from Minna, who vindictively flung her jest at him again as she brought it.
The Wilbur twin had eaten his apple cake and was now eating the cookies, taking care to drop no crumbs on the sanded floor. After many cookies dusk fell and he heard the church bells ring for evening worship. But no one heeded them. The game drew to an excited finish, while Dave Cowan, his pipe lighted, mused absently and from time to time quoted bits of verse softly to himself:
Enchanted ports we, too, shall touch; Cadiz or Cameroon--
The game ended with an explosion of rage from the mayor. The cards had continued perverse for him. He pushed his soft black hat back from his rumpled crest of gray hair and commanded Minna Vielhaber to break a munic.i.p.al ordinance which had received his official sanction. Herman cheerily combed his red beard and scoffed at his late opponent.
"It makes dark," Minna reminded him. "You should have light."
Herman lighted two lamps suspended above the tables. Then he addressed the Wilbur twin, now skillfully prolonging the last of his cookies.
"Well, young one, you like your bread and cheese and milk and cookies and apfel kuchen, so? Well, I tell you--come here. I show you something fine."
He went to the front room, where the bar was, and the Wilbur twin expectantly followed. He had learned that these good people produced all manner of delights. But this was nothing to eat. The light from the lamps shone over the part.i.tion between back room and front, and there in a s.p.a.cious cage beside the wall was a monkey, a small, sad-eyed creature with an aged, wrinkled face all but human. He crouched in a corner and had been piling wisps of straw upon his reverend head.
"Gee, gosh!" exclaimed the Wilbur twin, for he had expected nothing so rare as this.
The monkey at sight of Herman became animated, leaping again and again the length of the cage and thrusting between its bars a hairy forearm and a little, pinkish, human hand.
"You like him, hey?" said Herman.
"Gee, gosh!" again exclaimed the Wilbur twin in sheer delight.
"It"s Emil his name is," said Herman. "You want out, Emil, hey?"
He unclasped the catch of a door, and Emil leaped to the crook of his arm, where he nestled, one hand securely grasping a fold of Herman"s beard.
"Ouch, now, don"t pull them whiskers!" warned Herman. "See how he knows his good friend! But he shake hands like a gentleman. Emil, shake hands nicely with this young one." The monkey timidly extended a paw and the entranced Wilbur shook it. "Come," said Herman. "I let you give him something."
They went to the back room, Emil still stoutly grasping the beard of his protector.