"Who set her afire?" replied Laud, in rather hollow tones.
"You did, you miserable spindle-shanks!"
"I didn"t set her afire, Don John," protested Laud.
"Yes, you did! I can prove it, and I will prove it, too."
"You are excited, Don John. You don"t know what you are talking about."
"I think I do, and I"ll bet you"ll understand it, too, if there is any law left in the State of Maine."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean what I say, and say what I mean."
"I haven"t been near the Maud."
"Yes, you have! Didn"t I see you sneaking across the wharf? Didn"t I see your mainsail alongside the pier? You can"t humbug me. I know a pint of soft soap from a pound of cheese," rattled Donald, who could talk very fast when he was both excited and enraged; and Laud"s tongue was no match for his member.
"I tell you, I haven"t been near the Maud."
"Don"t tell me! I saw it all; I have two eyes that I wouldn"t sell for two cents apiece; and I"ll put you over the road at a two-forty gait."
Laud saw that it was no use to argue the point, and he held his peace, till the boat-builder had exhausted his rhetoric, and his stock of expletives.
"What did you do it for, Laud?" asked he, at last, in a comparatively quiet tone.
"I have told you a dozen times I didn"t do it," replied the accused.
"You talk so fast I can"t get a word in edgeways."
"It"s no use for you to deny it," added Don John.
"Do you think I"d burn your yacht?"
"Yes, I do; and I know you tried to do it. If I hadn"t been over by the shop, you would have done it."
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"I didn"t do it, I repeat. Do you think I would lie about it? Do you think I have no sense of honor about me!"
"Confound your honor!" sneered Donald.
"Don"t insult me. When you a.s.sail my honor, you touch me in a tender place."
"In a soft place, and that"s in your head."
"Be careful, Don John. I advise you not to wake a sleeping lion."
"A sleeping jacka.s.s!"
"I claim to be a gentleman, and my honor is my capital stock in life."
"You have a very small capital to work on, then."
"I warn you to be cautious, Don John. My honor is all I have to rest upon in this world."
"It"s a broken reed. I wouldn"t give a cent"s worth of mola.s.ses candy for the honor of a fellow who would destroy the property of another, because he got mad with him."
In spite of his repeated warnings, Laud Cavendish was very forbearing, though Donald kept the boat-hook where it would be serviceable in an emergency.
"No, Don John, I did not set the Maud afire. Though you went back on me this afternoon, and served me a mean and shabby trick, I wouldn"t do such a thing as burn your property."
"Who went back on you?" demanded Donald.
"You did; when you could have saved me from being driven out of the garden, you took the trouble to say, you did not invite me," replied Laud, reproachfully.
"I didn"t invite you; and I had no right to invite you."
"No matter for that; if you had just said that your friend, Mr.
Cavendish, had come in with you it would have been all right."
"My friend, Mr. Cavendish!" repeated Donald, sarcastically. "I didn"t know I had any such friend."
"I didn"t expect that of you, after what I had done for you, Don John."
"Spill her on that tack! You never did anything for me."
"I took that boat off your hands, and I suppose you got a commission for selling her. Wasn"t that doing something for you?"
"No!" protested Donald.
"I have always used you well, and done more for you than you know of.
You wouldn"t have got the job to build the Maud if it hadn"t been for me. I spoke a good word for you to Mr. Rodman," whined Laud.
"You!" exclaimed Donald, disgusted with this ridiculous pretension. "If you said anything to Mr. Rodman about it, I wonder he didn"t give the job to somebody else."
"You think I have no influence, but you are mistaken; and if you insist on quarrelling with me, you will find out, when it is too late, what folks think of me."
"They think you are a ninny; and when they know what you did to-night, they will believe you are a knave," replied Donald. "You didn"t cover your tracks so that I couldn"t find them; and I can prove all I say. I didn"t think you were such a rascal before."
"You won"t make anything out of that sort of talk with me, Don John,"
said Laud, mildly. "You provoke me to throw you overboard, but I don"t want to hurt you."
"I"ll risk your throwing me overboard. I can take care of myself."
"I said I didn"t want to hurt you, and I don"t. I didn"t set your boat afire; I wouldn"t do such a thing."
"You can tell that to Squire Peters to-morrow."