"Sir?"
The captain took his wallet from his pocket. It was well filled with greenbacks, from which he took several ten-dollar bills--five or six of them, at least.
"I will pay you," said he.
"I don"t ask any pay for this, sir. I am willing to do you a favor for nothing."
"Hold your tongue, you fool! A favor?" sneered the eccentric. "Do you think I would ask a little monkey like you to do me a favor?"
"I won"t call it a favor, sir."
"Better not. There! take that," and Captain Shivernock shoved the bills he had taken from his wallet into Donald"s hand.
"No, sir! I can"t take all that, if I do anything," protested the skipper, amazed at the generosity of his pa.s.senger. The captain, with a sudden spring, grasped a short boat-hook which lay between the rail and the wash-board.
"Put that money into your pocket, or I"ll smash your head; and you won"t be the first man I"ve killed, either," said the violent pa.s.senger.
Donald did not find the money hard to take on its own merits, and he considerately obeyed the savage order. His pride, which revolted at the idea of being paid for a slight service rendered to a neighbor, was effectually conquered. He put the money in his pocket; but as soon as the captain laid down the boat-hook, he took it out to count it, and found there was fifty dollars. He deposited it carefully in his wallet.
"You don"t mean to pay me all that money for this little job?" said he.
"Do you think I don"t know what I mean?" snarled the pa.s.senger.
"I suppose you do, sir."
"You suppose I do!" sneered the cynic. "You know I do."
"Fifty dollars is a great deal of money for such a little job."
"That"s none of your business. Don John, you"ve got a tongue in your head!" said Captain Shivernock, pointing his finger at the skipper, and glowering upon him as though he was charging him with some heinous crime.
"I am aware of it, sir," replied Donald.
"Do you know what a tongue is for?" demanded the captain.
"It is of great a.s.sistance to one in talking."
"Don"t equivocate, you sick monkey. Do you know what a tongue is for?"
"Yes, sir."
"What"s a tongue for?"
"To talk with, and--"
"That"s enough! I thought you would say so. You are an ignorant whelp."
"Isn"t the tongue to talk with?"
"No!" roared the pa.s.senger.
"What is it for, then?" asked Donald, who did not know whether to be alarmed or amused at the manner of his violent companion.
"It"s to keep still with, you canting little monkey! And that"s what I want you to do with your tongue," replied Captain Shivernock.
"I don"t think I understand you, sir."
"I don"t think you do. How could you, when I haven"t told you what I mean. Listen to me." The eccentric paused, and fixed his gaze earnestly upon the skipper.
"Have you seen me this morning?" demanded he.
"Of course I have."
"No, you haven"t!"
"I really thought I had."
"Thought"s a fool, and you"re another! You haven"t seen me. If anybody in Belfast asks you if you have seen me, tell "em you haven"t."
"If the tongue isn"t to talk with, it isn"t to tell a lie with," added Donald.
"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed the captain; "you"ve got me there."
He produced his wallet again, and took a ten-dollar bill from the roll it contained, which he tendered to Donald.
"What"s that for?" asked the skipper.
"Put it in your pocket, or I"ll mash your empty skull!"
Donald placed it with the other bills in his wallet, more than ever amazed at the conduct of his singular pa.s.senger.
"I never allow anyone to get ahead of me without paying for my own stupidity. Do you go to Sunday School, and church, and missionary meetings?" asked the captain, with a sneer.
"I do, sir."
"I thought so. You are a sick monkey. You don"t let your tongue tell a lie."
"No, sir; I don"t mean to tell a lie, if I can help it, and I generally can."
"You walk in the strait and narrow way which leads to the meeting-house.
I don"t. All right! Broad is the way! But one thing is certain, Don John, you haven"t seen me to-day."
"But I have," persisted Donald.
"I say you have not; don"t contradict me, if you want to take that head of yours home with you. n.o.body will ask whether you have seen me or not; so that if a lie is likely to choke you, keep still with your tongue."
"I am not to say that I have seen you on the island?" queried Donald.