"Has it not another name, sir? A short or a long one, more or less syllables!"
"Camelopard. A polysyllabic word, certainly," said Algernon, looking with a puzzled expression at the laughers behind; and almost imagining it possible that he could have made an error, he repeated, "Camel-le-o-pard. Yes, it is a polysyllable"--as, indeed, he had added an unnecessary syllable.
"Most a.s.suredly," said the showman, looking daggers at his suffocating sister. "May I ask you to describe the creature?"
"Seventeen feet from the crown to the hoof, but falls off behind," said the accurate Mr. Dusautoy; "beautiful tawny colour."
"Nearly as good as a Lion," added Gilbert; but Algernon, fancying the game was by way of giving useful instruction to the children, went on in full swing. "Handsomely mottled with darker brown; a ruminating animal; so gentle that in spite of its size, none of my little friends need be alarmed at its vicinity. Inhabits the African deserts, but may be bred in more temperate lat.i.tudes. I myself saw an individual in the Jardin des Plantes, which was popularly said never to bend its neck to the ground, but I consider this a vulgar delusion, for on offering it food, it mildly inclined its head."
"Let us hope the present specimen is equally condescending," said Mr.
Ferrars.
"Eh! what! I see myself!" said Mr. Cavendish Dusautoy, with a tone so inappreciably grand in mystification, that the showman had no choice but to share the universal convulsion of laughter, while Willie rolling on the floor with ecstasy, shouted, "Yes, it is you that are the thing with such a long name that it can"t bend its head to the ground!"
"But too good-natured to be annoyed at folly," said Mr. Ferrars, perceiving that it was no sport to him.
"This is the way my mischievous uncle has served us all in turn," said Lucy, advancing; "we have all been shown up, and there was mamma a monkey, and I an argus pheasant--"
"Ah! I see," said the gentleman. "These are your rural pastimes of the season. Yes, I can take my share in good part, just as I have pelted the masks at the Carnival."
"Even a giraffe can bend his head and do at Rome as Rome does,"
murmured Ulick. But instead of heeding the audacious Irishman, Algernon patronized the showman by thanks for his exhibition; and then sitting down by Lucy, asked if he had ever told her of the tricks that he and il Principe Odorico Moretti used to play at Ems on the old Baron Sprawlowsky, while Mr. Ferrars, leaning over his sister"s chair, said aside, "I beg your pardon, Albinia; I should not have yielded to Willie.
This "rural pastime" is only in season en famille."
"Never mind, it served him right."
"It may have served him right, but had we the right to serve him?"
"I forgive your prudence for the sake of your folly. Could not Oxford have lessened his pomposity?"
"It comes too late," said Maurice.
Before Ulick went to bed his pen and ink had depicted the entire caravan. The love-birds were pressed up together, with the individual features of the two young ladies, and completely little parrots; the snipe ran along the bars of the cage, looking exactly like all the O"Mores. The monkey showed nothing but the hands, but one held Maurice, and the other was clenched as if to cuff him, and grandest of all was, as in duty bound, Camelopardelis giraffa, thrown somewhat backwards, with such a majestic form, such a stalking att.i.tude, loftily ruminating face, and legs so like the Cavendish Dusautoy"s last new pair of trousers, that Albinia could not help reserving it for the private delectation of his Aunt f.a.n.n.y.
"It and its young one," said Mr. Kendal, as he looked at her portrait; and the name delighted him so much, that he for some time applied it with a smile whenever his wife gave him cause to remember how much there was of the monkey in her composition.
It was the merriest Christmas ever known at Willow Lawn, and the first time there had been anything of the atmosphere of family frolic and fun.
The lighting up of Sophy was one great ingredient; hitherto mirth had been merely endured by her, whereas now, improved health and spirits had made her take her share, amuse others and be amused, and cease to be hurt by the jarring of chance words. Lucy was lively as usual, but rather more excited than Albinia altogether liked; she was doubly particular about her dress; more disdainful of the common herd, and had a general air of exaltation that made Albinia rejoice when the Polysyllable, the horses, the key-bugle, and genre painting disappeared from the Bayford horizon.
CHAPTER XX.
If the end of the vacation were a relief on Lucy"s account, Albinia would gladly have lengthened it on Gilbert"s. Letters from his tutor had disquieted his father; there had been an expostulation followed by promises, and afterwards one of the usual scenes of argument, complaint, excuse, lamentation, and wish to amend; but lastly, a murmur that it was no use to talk to a father who had never been at the University, and did not know what was expected of a man.
The aspect of Oxford had changed in Albinia"s eyes since the days of her brother. Alma Mater had been a vision of pealing bells, chanting voices, cloistered shades, bright waters--the source of her most cherished thoughts, the abode of youth walking in the old paths of pleasantness and peace; and she knew that to faithful hearts, old Oxford was still the same. But to her present anxious gaze it had become a field of snares and temptations, whither she had been the means of sending one, unguarded and unstable.
Once under the influence of a good sound-hearted friend, he might have been easily led right, but his intimacy with young Dusautoy seemed to cancel all hope of this, and to be like a rope about his neck, drawing him into the same career, and keeping aloof all better influences.
Algernon, with his pride, pomposity, and false refinement, was more likely to run into ostentations expenditure, than into coa.r.s.e dissipation, and it might still be hoped that the two youths would drag through without public disgrace; but this was felt to be a very poor hope by those who felt each sin to be a fatal blot, and trembled at the self-indulgent way of life that might be a more fatal injury than even the ban of the authorities.
She saw that the anxiety pressed heavily on Mr. Kendal, and though both shrank from giving their uneasiness force by putting it into words, each felt that it was ever-present with the other. Mr. Kendal was deeply grieving over the effects, for the former state of ignorance and apathy of the evils of which he had only recently become fully sensible. Living for himself alone, without cognizance of his membership in one great universal system, he had needed the sense of churchmanship to make him act up to his duties as father, neighbour, citizen, and man of property; and when aroused, he found that the time of his inaction had bound him about with fetters. A tone of mind had grown up in his family from which only Sophy had been entirely freed; seeds of ineradicable evil had been sown, mischiefs had grown by neglect, abuses been established by custom; and his own personal disadvantages, his mauvaise honte, his reserved, apparently proud manner, his slowness of speech, dislike to interruption, and over-vehemence when excited, had so much increased upon him, as, in spite of his efforts, to be serious hindrances. Kind, liberal, painstaking, and conscientious as he had become, he was still looked upon as hard, stern, and tyrannical. His ten years of inertness had strewn his path with thorns and briars, even beyond his own household; and when he looked back to his neglect of his son, he felt that even the worst consequences would be but just retribution.
Once such feelings would have wrapt him in morbid gloom; now he strove against his disposition to sit inert and hidden, he did his work manfully, and endeavoured not to let his want of spirits sadden the household.
Nor was he insensible to the cheerful healthy atmosphere of animation which had diffused itself there; and the bright discussions of the trifling interests of the day. Ulick O"More was also a care to him, which did him a great deal of good.
That young gentleman now lived at his lodgings, but was equally at home at Willow Lawn, and his knock at the library door, when he wished to change a book, usually led to some "Prometheus" discussion, and sometimes to a walk, if Mr. Kendal thought him looking pale; or to dining and to spending the evening.
His sc.r.a.pes were peculiar. He had thoroughly mastered his work, and his active mind wanted farther scope, so that he threw himself with avidity into deeper studies, and once fell into horrible disgrace for being detected with a little Plato on his desk. Mr. Goldsmith nearly gave him up in despair, and p.r.o.nounced that he would never make a man of business. He made matters worse by replying that this was the best chance of his not being a man of speculation. If he were allowed to think of nothing but money, he should speculate for the sake of something to do!
Before Mr. Goldsmith had half recovered the shock, Mr. Dusautoy and Mr.
Hope laid violent hands upon young O"More for the evening school twice a week, which almost equally discomposed his aunt. She had never got over the first blow of Mr. Dusautoy"s innovations, and felt as if her nephew had gone over to the enemy. She was doubly ungracious at the Sunday dinner, and venomously critical of the choir"s chanting, Mr. Hope"s voice, and the Vicar"s sermons.
The worst sc.r.a.pe came in March. The Willow Lawn ladies were in the lower end of the garden, which, towards the river, was separated from the lane that continued Tibb"s Alley, by a low wall surmounted by spikes, and with a disused wicket, always locked, and nearly concealed by a growth of laurels; when out brake a horrible hullabaloo in that region of evil report, the shouts and yells coming nearer, and becoming so distinct that they were about to retreat, when suddenly a dark figure leapt over the gate, and into the garden, amid a storm of outcries. As he disappeared among the laurels, Albinia caught up Maurice, Lucy screamed and prepared to fly, and Sophy started forward, exclaiming, "It is Ulick, mamma; his face is bleeding!" But as he emerged, she retreated, for she had a nervous terror of the canine race, and in his hand, at arm"s length he held by the neck a yellow dog, a black pot dangling from its tail.
"Take care," he shouted, as Albinia set down Maurice, and was running up to him; "he may be mad."
Maurice was caught up again, Lucy shrieked, and Sophy, tottering against an apple-tree, faintly said, "He has bitten you!"
"No, not he; it was only a stone," said Ulick, as best he might, with a fast bleeding upper lip. "They were hunting the poor beast to death--I believe he"s no more mad than I am--only with the fright--but best make sure."
"Fetch some milk, Lucy," said Albinia. "Take Maurice with you. No, don"t take the poor thing down to the river, he"ll only think you are going to drown him. Go, Maurice dear."
Maurice safe, Albinia was able to find ready expedients after Sir Fowell Buxton"s celebrated example. She brought Ulick the gardener"s thick gauntlets from the tool-house, and supplied him with her knife, with which he set the poor creature free from the instrument of torture, and then let him loose, with a pan of milk before him, in the old-fashioned summer-house, through the window of which he could observe his motions, and if he looked dangerous, shoot him.
Nothing could look less dangerous; the poor creature sank down on the floor and moaned, licked its hind leg, and then dragged itself as if famished to the milk, lapped a little eagerly, but lay down again whining, as if in pain. Ulick and Albinia called to it, and it looked up and tried to wag its tail, whining appealingly. "My poor brute!" he cried, "they"ve treated you worse than a heathen. That"s all--let me see what I can do for you."
"Yes, but yourself, Ulick," said Albinia, as in his haste he took down his handkerchief from his mouth; "I do believe your lip is cut through!
You had better attend to that first."
"No, no, thank you," said Ulick, eagerly, "they"ve broken the poor wretch"s leg!" and he was the next moment sitting on the summer-house floor, lifting up the animal tenderly, regardless of her expostulation that the injured, frightened creature might not know its friends. But she did it injustice; it wagged its stumpy tail, and licked his fingers.
She offered to fetch rag for his surgery, and he farther begged for some slight bits of wood to serve as splints, he and his brothers had been dog-doctors before. As she hurried into the house, Sophy, who had sunk on a sofa in the drawing-room, looking deadly pale, called out, "Is he bitten?"
"No, no," cried Albinia, hurrying on, "the dog is all safe. It has only got a broken leg."
Maurice, with whom Lucy had all this time been fighting, came out with her to see the rest of the adventure; and thought it very cruel that he was not permitted to touch the patient, which bore the operation with affecting fort.i.tude and grat.i.tude, and was then consigned to a basket lined with hay, and left in the summer-house, Mr. Kendal being known to have an almost eastern repugnance to dogs.
Then Ulick had leisure to be conducted to the morning-room, and be rendered a less ghastly spectacle, by some very uncomfortable sticking-plaster moustaches, which hardly permitted him to narrate his battle distinctly. He thought the boys, even of Tibb"s Alley, would hardly have ventured any violence after he had interfered, but for some young men who aught to have known better; he fancied he had seen young Tritton of Robbles Leigh, and he was sure of an insolent groom whom Mr.
Cavendish Dusautoy, to the great vexation of his uncle, had recently sent down with a horse to the King"s Head. They had stimulated the boys to a shout of Paddy and a shower of stones, and Ulick expected credit for great discretion, in having fled instead of fought. "Ah! if Brian and Connel had but been there, wouldn"t we have put them to the rout?"
Nothing would then serve him but going back to Tibb"s Alley to trace the dog"s history, and meantime Lucy, from the end of the pa.s.sage, beckoned to Albinia, and whispered mysteriously that "Sophy would not have any one know it for the world--but," said Lucy, "I found her absolutely fainting away on the sofa, only she would not let me call you, and ordered that no one should know anything about it. But, mamma, there was a red-hot knitting-needle sticking out of the fire, and I am quite sure that she meant if Ulick was bitten, to burn out the place."
Albinia believed Sophy capable of both the resolution and its consequence; but she agreed with Lucy that no notice should be taken, and would not seem aware that Sophy was much paler than usual.
The dog, as well as Ulick could make out, was a waif or stray, belonging to a gipsy deported that morning by the police, and on whom its master"s sins had been visited. So without scruple he carried the basket home to his lodgings, and on the way, had the misfortune to encounter his uncle, while shirtfront, coat, and waistcoat were fresh from the muddy and b.l.o.o.d.y fray, and his visage in the height of disfigurement.