"Not a cry nor a tear from first to last. I told Sophy to let me know when Bowles came."
"For a black eye?" cried the hard-hearted mother, laughing. "You should have seen what Maurice and Fred used to do to each other."
"Oh, tell me, mamma," cried Maurice, eagerly.
"Not now, master," she said, not thinking his pugnacity in need of such respectable examples. "It would be more to the purpose to ask Mr.
Cavendish Dusautoy"s pardon for such very bad behaviour."
Mr. Kendal looked at her in indignant surprise. "Ours is not the side for the apology," he said. "If Dusautoy has a spark of proper feeling, he must excuse himself for such a brutal a.s.sault."
"I am afraid Maurice provoked it; I hope my little boy is sorry for having been so mischievous, and sees that he deserves--"
Mr. Kendal silenced her by an impatient gesture, and feeling that anything was better than the discussion before the boy, she tried to speak indifferently, and not succeeding, left the room, much annoyed that alarm and indignation had led the indulgent father to pet and coax the spirit that only wanted to be taken down, and as if her discipline had received its first real shock.
Mr. Kendal followed her upstairs, no less vexed. "Albinia, this is absurd," he said. "I will not have the child punished, or made to ask pardon for being shamefully struck."
"It was shameful enough," said Albinia; "but, after all, I can"t wonder that Algernon was in a pa.s.sion; Maurice did behave very ill, and it would be much better for him if you would not make him more impudent than he is already."
"I did not expect you to take part against your own child, when he has been so severely maltreated," said he, with such unreasonable displeasure, that almost thinking it play, she laughed and said, "You are as bad as the mothers of the school-children, when they wont have them beaten."
He gave a look as if loth to trust his ears, walked into his room, and shut the door. The thrill of horror came over her that this was the first quarrel. She had been saucy when he was serious, and had offended him. She sprang to the door, knocked and called, and was in agony at the moment"s delay ere he returned, with his face still stern and set. Pleading and earnest she raised her eyes, and surrendered unconditionally. "Dear Edmund, don"t be vexed with me, I should not have said it."
"Never mind," he said, affectionately; "I do not wish to interfere with your authority, but it would be impossible to punish a child who has suffered so severely; and I neither choose that Dusautoy should be made to think himself the injured party, nor that Maurice should be put to the pain of apologizing for an offence, which the other party has taken on himself to cancel with interest."
Albinia was too much demolished to recollect her two arguments, that pride on their side would only serve to make Algernon prouder, and that she did not believe that asking pardon would be so bitter a pill to Maurice as his father supposed. She could only feel thankful to have been forgiven for her own offence.
When they met at dinner, all were formal, Algernon stiff and haughty, ashamed, but too grand to betray himself, and Lucy restless and uneasy, her eyes looking as if she had been crying. When Maurice came in at dessert, the fourth part of his countenance emulating the unlucky cast in gorgeous hues of crimson and violet, Algernon was startled, and turning to Albinia, muttered something about "never having intended,"
and "having had no idea."
He might have said more, if Mr. Kendal, with Maurice on his knee, had not looked as if he expected it; and that look sealed Albinia"s lips against expressing regret for the provocation; but Maurice exclaimed, "Never mind, Algernon, it was all fair, and it doesn"t hurt now. I wouldn"t have touched your image, but that I wanted to know what you would do to me. Shake hands; people always do when they"ve had a good mill."
Mr. Kendal looked across the table to his wife in a state of unbounded exultation in his generous boy, and Albinia felt infinitely relieved and grateful. Mr. Cavendish Dusautoy took the firm young paw, and said with an attempt at condescension, "Very well, Maurice, the subject shall be mentioned no more, since you have received a severer lesson than I intended, and appear sensible of your error."
"It wasn"t you that made me so," began Maurice, with defiant eye; but with a strong sense of "let well alone," his father cut him short with, "That"s enough, my man, you"ve said all that can be wished," lifted him again on his knee, and stopped his mouth with almonds and raisins.
The subject was mentioned no more; Lucy considered peace as proclaimed, and herself relieved from the necessity of such an unprecedented deed as preferring an accusation against Maurice, and Albinia, unaware of the previous persecution, did not trace that Maurice considered himself as challenged to prove, that experience of his brother-in-law"s fist did not suffice to make him cease from his "fun."
Two days after, Algernon was coming in from riding, when a simple voice upon the stairs observed, "Here"s such a pretty picture!"
"Eh! what?" said Algernon; and Maurice held it near to him as he stood taking off his great coat.
"Such a pretty picture, but you mustn"t have it! No, it is Ulick"s."
"Heavens and earth!" thundered Algernon, as he gathered up the meaning.
"Who has dared--? Give it me--or--" and as soon as he was freed from the sleeves, he s.n.a.t.c.hed at the paper, but the boy had already sprung up to the first landing, and waving his treasure, shouted, "No, it"s not for you, I"ll not give you Ulick"s picture."
"Ulick!" cried Algernon, in redoubled fury. "You"re put up to this! Give it me this instant, or it shall be the worse for you;" but ere he could stride up the first flight, Maurice"s last leg was disappearing round the corner above, and the next moment the exhibition was repeated overhead in the gallery. Thither did Algernon rush headlong, following the scampering pattering feet, till the door of Maurice"s little room was slammed in his face. Bursting it open, he found the chamber empty, but there was a shout of elvish laughter outside, and a cry of dismay coming up from the garden, impelled him to mount the rickety deal-table below the deep sunk dormer window, when thrusting out his head and shoulders, he beheld his wife and her parents gazing up in terror from the lawn. No wonder, for there was a narrow ledge of leading without, upon which Maurice had suddenly appeared, running with unwavering steps till in a moment he stooped down, and popped through the similar window of Gilbert"s room.
While still too dizzy with horror to feel secure that the child was indeed safe within, those below were startled by a frantic shout from Algernon: "Let me out! I say, the imp has locked me in! Let me out!"
Albinia flew into the house and upstairs. Maurice was flourishing the key, and executing a war-dance before the captive"s door, with a chant alternating of war-whoops, "Promise not to hurt it, and I"ll let you out!" and "Pity poor prisoners in a foreign land!"
She called to him to desist, but he was too wild to be checked by her voice, and as she advanced to capture him, he shot like an arrow to the other end of the pa.s.sage, and down the back-stairs. She promised speedy rescue, and hurried down, hoping to seize the culprit in the hall, but he had whipped out at the back-door, and was making for the garden gate, when his father hastened down the path to meet him, and seeing his retreat cut off, he plunged into the bushes, and sprang like a cat up a c.o.c.kspur-thorn, too slender for ascent by a heavier weight, and thence grinned and waved his hand to his prisoner at the window.
"Maurice," called his father, "what does this mean?"
"I only want to take home Ulick"s picture. Then I"ll let him out."
"What picture?"
"That"s my secret."
"This is not play, Maurice," said Albinia. "Attend to papa."
The boy swung the light shrub about with him in a manner fearful to behold, and looked irresolute. Lucy put in her cry, "You very naughty child, give up the key this moment," and above, Algernon bawled appeals to Mr. Kendal, and threats to Maurice.
"Silence!" said Mr. Kendal, sternly. "Maurice, this must not be. Come down, and give me the key of your room."
"I will, papa," said Maurice, in a reasonable voice. "Only please promise not to let Algernon have Ulick"s picture, for I got it without his knowing it."
"I promise," said Mr. Kendal. "Let us put an end to this."
Maurice came down, and brought the key to his father, and while Lucy hastened to release her husband, Mr. Kendal seized the boy, finding him already about again to take flight.
"Papa, let me take home Ulick"s picture before he gets out," said Maurice, finding the grasp too strong for him; but Mr. Kendal had taken the picture out of his hand, and looked at it with changed countenance.
It depicted the famous drawing-room scene, in its native element, the moon squinting through inky clouds at Lucy swooning on the sofa, while the lofty presence of the Polysyllable discharged the fluid from the inkstand.
"Did Mr. O"More give you this?" asked Mr. Kendal.
"No, it tumbled out of his paper-case. You know he said I might go to his rooms and get the Ill.u.s.trated News with the picture of Balaklava, and so the newspaper knocked the paper-case down, and all the things tumbled out, so I picked this up, and thought I would see what Algernon would say to it, and then put it back again. Let me have it, papa, if he catches me, he"ll tear it to smithereens."
"Don"t talk Irish, sir," said his father. "I see where your impertinence comes from, and I will put a stop to it."
Maurice gave back a step, amazed at his father"s unwonted anger, but far greater wrath was descending in the person of Mr. Cavendish Dusautoy, who came striding across the lawn, and planting himself before his father-in-law, demanded, "I beg to know, sir, if it is your desire that I should be deliberately insulted in this house?"
"No one can be more concerned than I am at what has occurred."
"Very well, sir; then I require that this intolerable child be soundly flogged, that beggarly Irishman kicked out, and that infamous libel destroyed!"
"Oh, papa," cried Maurice, "you promised me the picture should be safe!"
"I promise you, you impudent brat," cried Algernon, "that you shall learn what it is to insult your elders! You shall be flogged till you repent it!"
"You will allow me to judge of the discipline of my own family," said Mr. Kendal.
"Ay! I knew how it would be! You encourage that child in every sort of unbearable impudence; but I have endured it long enough, and I give you warning that I do not remain another night under this roof unless I see the impertinence flogged out of him."