Chapter 355: Di Beiming’s Two-p.r.o.nged Attack
Di Beiming looked at Yun Chujiu who kept showing off, and the corner of his eyes twitched a little. Perhaps his worries just now were unnecessary. Only he could take in that random black thing!
Yun Chujiu admired herself for a long time and felt a little unsatisfied.
She asked, “An Feng, do you think I’m beautiful?”
An Feng looked at her and said coldly, “Miss Jiu is very beautiful!”
Yun Chujiu nodded in satisfaction and looked at An Yin who had a poker face, “An Yin. do you think I’m beautiful?”
“Yes!” An Yin’s answer was as simple as usual.
Yun Chujiu did not feel satisfied, so she said, “Little Flame, Furry, come out! Do you think I’m beautiful?”
The rolling pin trembled. “Master, you’ve really become beautiful!”
After Yun Chujiu was struck by the lightning just now, Furry became even more obsequious. “Master, you’re too beautiful!! What are the sayings… The fish sinks, and goose alights [1] Outs.h.i.+ning the moon and shaming flowers [2]. A peerless beauty capable of causing the downfall of a city. They’re all not enough to describe your beauty! Master, your beauty has made the sun and moon lose their l.u.s.ter! Master, your beauty has caused the stars in the sky to lose their l.u.s.ter! Master, you’re undoubtedly the number one beauty!”
Di Beiming and the other two were dumbfounded!
F*ck! This ball of yarn was too good at wheedling!
The compliments was too smooth!
What a master, and what a tool!
It was simply comparable to its master!
Yun Chujiu was so dizzy from the Furry’s words that she could hardly close her mouth!
“Furry, who would’ve thought you’d have such good points! You’re so honest! Your Honesty is really great! Here. These are for you and Little Flame!” Yun Chujiu took out two roast chickens from her storage ring and gave them to the rolling pin and yarn ball.
Yun Chujiu winked at Di Beiming and asked sweetly, “My Prince Charming, am I beautiful?”
Di Beiming had gooseb.u.mps all over his body. “Speak properly! What have you become?!”
Yun Chujiu secretly cursed him for being a big blockhead who did not get a hint from her flirtatious eyes. She pouted and asked again, “Am I beautiful?”
“A little better than black bean sprouts!” Di Beiming said lightly.
Yun Chujiu immediately exploded, “Do you have eyes? Do you see how beautiful I am? You’re comparing me to black bean sprouts?”
Di Beiming’s face darkened. “Black Thing, are you trying to rebel?”
Yun Chujiu’s mouth opened and closed. She gritted her teeth and then smiled obsequiously. “Prince Charming, I’m praising you! The black bean sprouts is such a beautiful metaphor! From now on, I’ll be a bean sprout fairy!”
‘d.a.m.n you tsundere! You just healed a couple days ago and now you’re crazy again! Just you wait, gigolo. Sooner or later, I’ll make you pay me back with interest!’
Di Beiming hummed lightly. He felt that it was necessary to manage the black thing. Recently, he had been too indulgent with her. ‘If I wasn’t by her side, wouldn’t she turn the world upside down? Who knows how many idiots she would attract!’
Di Beiming felt that his idea was not bad. He wanted to use both methods. On one hand, he wanted to let the people of Spirit Radiance Sect know that Black Thing was his person so that they would not have any ideas about her. On the other hand, he wanted to re-establish his authority in front of her so that she would not get carried away and attract bees and b.u.t.terflies! That was right! That was what he was going to do!
Thus, that night, no matter how coquettishly Yun Chujiu acted, Di Beiming was determined not to sing the lullaby. He even reprimanded her with a straight face, “Black Thing, don’t push your luck. If you continue to cause trouble, I won’t forgive you! In the future, you’ll have to buy all your food with your own money!”
Yun Chujiu cursed the gigolo in her heart a few hundred times before falling asleep.