Chapter 409: The Chicken or the Egg Came First
“Little Sister Jiu, long time no see. Did you miss your brother?” Xue Wuji stroked the hair on his forehead and made a pose that he thought was the most charming.
“Brother Wuji, I missed you. Did you come to give me Spirit Stones again?!” Yun Chujiu said with a smile.
The corner of Xue Wuji’s eyes twitched. “Little Sister Jiu, you really know how to joke around. I heard that you went missing for a month? Has that facial paralysis guy been with you the whole time?”
Yun Chujiu revealed a look of sudden realization, then, she sighed. “Brother Wuji, I told you that you and my Prince Charming are in a gay relations.h.i.+p! As expected, it turns out that your visit is fake and your curiosity about my Prince Charming’s whereabouts is your true intention. Since you care about him so much, then be bold and confess to him! I don’t mind. I’ll fulfill your wis.h.!.+”
Xue Wuji almost vomited!
He resisted the idea of strangling Yun Chujiu and squeezed out a smile. “Little Sister Jiu is still so humorous. The person that Big Brother likes is you. How could I like that emotionless guy? Long time no see. Why don’t we sit down and have a chat?”
Although Yun Chujiu was annoyed to death by this red-clothed pervert, she was also afraid of angering him. She could only sit on the stone bench and ask with a smile, “Big Brother Wuji, what shall we talk about?”
“I know astronomy and geography. Little Sister Jiu, we can talk about anything you want.” Xue Wuji looked at Yun Chujiu lovingly. Xue Wuji secretly used his charm. This move of his was successful every time, stunning countless little girls. He did not believe that this stinky girl could withstand it!
Yun Chujiu’s little heart thumped rapidly. Heavens, this red-robed pervert was really good-looking!
Xue Wuji saw that Yun Chujiu’s eyes were a little lost, and he was very proud of himself. How could an ignorant little girl escape his grasp?!
At that moment, Yun Chujiu was thinking that since this red-robed pervert was so good-looking, his portrait would definitely sell very well. Not to mention women, there would probably be some men who would go so crazy as to buy it!
Xue Wuji and Yun Chujiu both revealed a smile of success. Shadow agent Huahua, who was beside them, broke out in cold sweat. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that these two people were thinking of some cunning ideas. It was better for an honest person like him to stay away from them!
Although the two of them had different thoughts in their hearts, it did not hinder their happy mood. Xue Wuji asked again, “Little Sister Jiu, what do you want to talk about?”
“Brother Wuji, do you really know everything? Then I’ll ask you a few small questions. If you can’t answer them, you’ll pay me ten thousand Spirit Stones for each question. If you can answer them, I’ll pay you ten thousand Spirit Stones! Brother Wuji, do you dare to accept?”
Xue Wuji pretended to be cool as he flipped his hair. “Why not? You can ask.”
“Did the chicken or egg come first?” Yun Chujiu tilted her small head and asked seriously.
Xue Wuji sneered disdainfully. “Of course there’s a chicken. Only with a chicken will an egg be born! It’s such a simple question. You can even think of the answer with your toes, okay?! Little Sister Jiu, can you give me more difficult questions?”
“Brother Wuji, where did the chicken come from?”
“Chicken? The chicken naturally comes from an egg!” Xue Wuji was stunned after he said that. The chicken laid eggs, and the egg gave birth to the chicken. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
“Brother Wuji, it seems that you already know that your answer is wrong. Give me the Spirit Stones!” Yun Chujiu stretched out her small claws with a smile.
After Xue Wuji transferred the Spirit Stones to Yun Chujiu, he snorted coldly. “It’s just that I was careless. Let’s go again!”
“If we use a winter melon or stone to hit Huahua’s head, which would hurt more?”
“Hahaha, of course it’s the stone! Do you even need to ask that?!” Xue Wuji was full of confidence this time. He was sure that he was right this time!
“Wrong! It’s Huahua’s head that hurts more! Give me the Spirit Stones!”
Xue Wuji was speechless.