"Do so, certainly!" they said, laughing loudly and riding on.
"Slap! bang! here I am again! Look what I have just found! You don"t find such things every day on the road!" And the brothers turned round to see what in the world he could have found.
"Blockhead!" said they, "that is an old wooden shoe without the top! Are you going to send that, too, to the Princess?"
"Of course I shall!" returned Blockhead-Hans; and the brothers laughed and rode on a good way.
"Slap! bang! here I am!" cried Blockhead-Hans; "better and better--it is really famous!"
"What have you found now?" asked the brothers.
"Oh," said Blockhead-Hans, "it is really too good! How pleased the Princess will be!"
"Why!" said the brothers, "this is pure mud, straight from the ditch."
"Of course it is!" said Blockhead-Hans, "and it is the best kind! Look how it runs through one"s fingers!" and, so saying, he filled his pocket with the mud.
But the brothers rode on so fast that dust and sparks flew all around, and they reached the gate of the town a good hour before Blockhead-Hans.
Here came the suitors numbered according to their arrival, and they were ranged in rows, six in each row, and they were so tightly packed that they could not move their arms. This was a very good thing, for otherwise they would have torn each other in pieces, merely because the one was in front of the other.
All the country people were standing round the King"s throne, and were crowded together in thick ma.s.ses almost out of the windows to see the Princess receive the suitors; and as each one came into the room all his fine phrases went out like a candle!
"It doesn"t matter!" said the Princess. "Away! out with him!"
At last she came to the row in which the brother who knew the dictionary by heart was, but he did not know it any longer; he had quite forgotten it in the rank and file. And the floor creaked, and the ceiling was all made of gla.s.s mirrors, so that he saw himself standing on his head, and by each window were standing three reporters and an editor; and each of them was writing down what was said, to publish it in the paper that came out and was sold at the street corners for a penny. It was fearful, and they had made up the fire so hot that it was grilling.
"It is hot in here, isn"t it!" said the suitor.
"Of course it is! My father is roasting young chickens to-day!" said the Princess.
"Ahem!" There he stood like an idiot. He was not prepared for such a speech; he did not know what to say, although he wanted to say something witty. "Ahem!"
"It doesn"t matter!" said the Princess. "Take him out!" and out he had to go.
Now the other brother entered.
"How hot it is!" he said.
"Of course! We are roasting young chickens to-day!" remarked the Princess.
"How do you--um!" he said, and the reporters wrote down. "How do you--um."
"It doesn"t matter!" said the Princess. "Take him out!"
Now Blockhead-Hans came in; he rode his goat right into the hall.
"I say! How roasting hot it is here!" said he.
"Of course! I am roasting young chickens to-day!" said the Princess.
"That"s good!" replied Blockhead-Hans; "then can I roast a crow with them?"
"With the greatest of pleasure!" said the Princess; "but have you anything you can roast them in? for I have neither pot nor saucepan."
"Oh, rather!" said Blockhead-Hans. "Here is a cooking implement with tin rings," and he drew out the old wooden shoe, and laid the crow in it.
"That is quite a meal!" said the Princess; "but where shall we get the soup from?"
"I"ve got that in my pocket!" said Blockhead-Hans. "I have so much that I can quite well throw some away!" and he poured some mud out of his pocket.
"I like you!" said the Princess. "You can answer, and you can speak, and I will marry you; but do you know that every word which we are saying and have said has been taken down and will be in the paper to-morrow?
By each window do you see there are standing three reporters and an old editor, and this old editor is the worst, for he doesn"t understand anything!" but she only said this to tease Blockhead-Hans. And the reporters giggled, and each dropped a blot of ink on the floor.
"Ah! are those the great people?" said Blockhead-Hans. "Then I will give the editor the best!" So saying, he turned his pockets inside out, and threw the mud right in his face.
"That was neatly done!" said the Princess. "I couldn"t have done it; but I will soon learn how to!"
Blockhead-Hans became King, got a wife and a crown, and sat on the throne; and this we have still damp from the newspaper of the editor and the reporters--and they are not to be believed for a moment.
A STORY ABOUT A DARNING-NEEDLE
There was once a Darning-needle who thought herself so fine that she believed she was an embroidery-needle. "Take great care to hold me tight!" said the Darning-needle to the Fingers who were holding her.
"Don"t let me fall! If I once fall on the ground I shall never be found again, I am so fine!"
"It is all right!" said the Fingers, seizing her round the waist.
"Look, I am coming with my train!" said the Darning-needle as she drew a long thread after her; but there was no knot at the end of the thread.
The Fingers were using the needle on the cook"s shoe. The upper leather was unst.i.tched and had to be sewn together.
"This is common work!" said the Darning-needle. "I shall never get through it. I am breaking! I am breaking!" And in fact she did break.
"Didn"t I tell you so!" said the Darning-needle. "I am too fine!"
"Now she is good for nothing!" said the Fingers; but they had to hold her tight while the cook dropped some sealing-wax on the needle and stuck it in the front of her dress.
"Now I am a breast-pin!" said the Darning-needle. "I always knew I should be promoted. When one is something, one will become something!"
And she laughed to herself; you can never see when a Darning-needle is laughing. Then she sat up as proudly as if she were in a State coach, and looked all round her.
"May I be allowed to ask if you are gold?" she said to her neighbour, the Pin. "You have a very nice appearance, and a peculiar head; but it is too small! You must take pains to make it grow, for it is not everyone who has a head of sealing-wax." And so saying the Darning-needle raised herself up so proudly that she fell out of the dress, right into the sink which the cook was rinsing out.
"Now I am off on my travels!" said the Darning-needle. "I do hope I sha"n"t get lost!" She did indeed get lost.
"I am too fine for this world!" said she as she lay in the gutter; "but I know who I am, and that is always a little satisfaction!"
And the Darning-needle kept her proud bearing and did not lose her good-temper.