On the return he launched into a discussion of will.
"It"s the whole thing," he a.s.serted. "It"s the one dividing line between good and evil. I"ve never met a man who led a rotten life and didn"t have a weak will."
"How about great criminals?"
"They"re usually insane. If not, they"re weak. There is no such thing as a strong, sane criminal."
"Burne, I disagree with you altogether; how about the superman?"
"Well?"
"He"s evil, I think, yet he"s strong and sane."
"I"ve never met him. I"ll bet, though, that he"s stupid or insane."
"I"ve met him over and over and he"s neither. That"s why I think you"re wrong."
"I"m sure I"m not-and so I don"t believe in imprisonment except for the insane."
On this point Amory could not agree. It seemed to him that life and history were rife with the strong criminal, keen, but often self-deluding; in politics and business one found him and among the old statesmen and kings and generals; but Burne never agreed and their courses began to split on that point.
Burne was drawing farther and farther away from the world about him. He resigned the vice-presidency of the senior cla.s.s and took to reading and walking as almost his only pursuits. He voluntarily attended graduate lectures in philosophy and biology, and sat in all of them with a rather pathetically intent look in his eyes, as if waiting for something the lecturer would never quite come to. Sometimes Amory would see him squirm in his seat; and his face would light up; he was on fire to debate a point.
He grew more abstracted on the street and was even accused of becoming a sn.o.b, but Amory knew it was nothing of the sort, and once when Burne pa.s.sed him four feet off, absolutely unseeingly, his mind a thousand miles away, Amory almost choked with the romantic joy of watching him. Burne seemed to be climbing heights where others would be forever unable to get a foothold.
"I tell you," Amory declared to Tom, "he"s the first contemporary I"ve ever met whom I"ll admit is my superior in mental capacity."
"It"s a bad time to admit it-people are beginning to think he"s odd."
"He"s way over their heads-you know you think so yourself when you talk to him-Good Lord, Tom, you used to stand out against "people." Success has completely conventionalized you."
Tom grew rather annoyed.
"What"s he trying to do-be excessively holy?"
"No! not like anybody you"ve ever seen. Never enters the Philadelphian Society. He has no faith in that rot. He doesn"t believe that public swimming-pools and a kind word in time will right the wrongs of the world; moreover, he takes a drink whenever he feels like it."
"He certainly is getting in wrong."
"Have you talked to him lately?"
"No."
"Then you haven"t any conception of him."
The argument ended nowhere, but Amory noticed more than ever how the sentiment toward Burne had changed on the campus.
"It"s odd," Amory said to Tom one night when they had grown more amicable on the subject, "that the people who violently disapprove of Burne"s radicalism are distinctly the Pharisee cla.s.s-I mean they"re the best-educated men in college-the editors of the papers, like yourself and Ferrenby, the younger professors.... The illiterate athletes like Langueduc think he"s getting eccentric, but they just say, "Good old Burne has got some queer ideas in his head," and pa.s.s on-the Pharisee cla.s.s-Gee! they ridicule him unmercifully."
The next morning he met Burne hurrying along McCosh walk after a recitation.
"Whither bound, Tsar?"
"Over to the Prince office to see Ferrenby," he waved a copy of the morning"s Princetonian at Amory. "He wrote this editorial."
"Going to flay him alive?"
"No-but he"s got me all balled up. Either I"ve misjudged him or he"s suddenly become the world"s worst radical."
Burne hurried on, and it was several days before Amory heard an account of the ensuing conversation. Burne had come into the editor"s sanctum displaying the paper cheerfully.
"h.e.l.lo, Jesse."
"h.e.l.lo there, Savonarola."
"I just read your editorial."
"Good boy-didn"t know you stooped that low."
"Jesse, you startled me."
"How so?"
"Aren"t you afraid the faculty"ll get after you if you pull this irreligious stuff?"
"What?"
"Like this morning."
"What the devil-that editorial was on the coaching system."
"Yes, but that quotation-"
Jesse sat up.
"What quotation?"
"You know: "He who is not with me is against me.""
"Well-what about it?"
Jesse was puzzled but not alarmed.
"Well, you say here-let me see." Burne opened the paper and read: ""He who is not with me is against me, as that gentleman said who was notoriously capable of only coa.r.s.e distinctions and puerile generalities.""
"What of it?" Ferrenby began to look alarmed. "Oliver Cromwell said it, didn"t he? or was it Washington, or one of the saints? Good Lord, I"ve forgotten."
Burne roared with laughter.
"Oh, Jesse, oh, good, kind Jesse."
"Who said it, for Pete"s sake?"
"Well," said Burne, recovering his voice, "St. Matthew attributes it to Christ."
"My G.o.d!" cried Jesse, and collapsed backward into the waste-basket.
AMORY WRITES A POEM The weeks tore by. Amory wandered occasionally to New York on the chance of finding a new shining green auto-bus, that its stick-of-candy glamour might penetrate his disposition. One day he ventured into a stock-company revival of a play whose name was faintly familiar. The curtain rose-he watched casually as a girl entered. A few phrases rang in his ear and touched a faint chord of memory. Where-? When-?
Then he seemed to hear a voice whispering beside him, a very soft, vibrant voice: "Oh, I"m such a poor little fool; do tell me when I do wrong."
The solution came in a flash and he had a quick, glad memory of Isabelle.
He found a blank s.p.a.ce on his programme, and began to scribble rapidly: "Here in the figured dark I watch once more, There, with the curtain, roll the years away; Two years of years-there was an idle day Of ours, when happy endings didn"t bore Our unfermented souls; I could adore Your eager face beside me, wide-eyed, gay, Smiling a repertoire while the poor play Reached me as a faint ripple reaches sh.o.r.e.
"Yawning and wondering an evening through, I watch alone... and chatterings, of course, Spoil the one scene which, somehow, did have charms; You wept a bit, and I grew sad for you Right here! Where Mr. X defends divorce And What"s-Her-Name falls fainting in his arms."
STILL CALM "Ghosts are such dumb things," said Alec, "they"re slow-witted. I can always outguess a ghost."
"How?" asked Tom.
"Well, it depends where. Take a bedroom, for example. If you use any discretion a ghost can never get you in a bedroom."
"Go on, s"pose you think there"s maybe a ghost in your bedroom-what measures do you take on getting home at night?" demanded Amory, interested.
"Take a stick" answered Alec, with ponderous reverence, "one about the length of a broom-handle. Now, the first thing to do is to get the room cleared-to do this you rush with your eyes closed into your study and turn on the lights-next, approaching the closet, carefully run the stick in the door three or four times. Then, if nothing happens, you can look in. Always, always run the stick in viciously first-never look first!"
"Of course, that"s the ancient Celtic school," said Tom gravely.
"Yes-but they usually pray first. Anyway, you use this method to clear the closets and also for behind all doors-"
"And the bed," Amory suggested.
"Oh, Amory, no!" cried Alec in horror. "That isn"t the way-the bed requires different tactics-let the bed alone, as you value your reason-if there is a ghost in the room and that"s only about a third of the time, it is almost always under the bed."
"Well" Amory began.
Alec waved him into silence.
"Of course you never look. You stand in the middle of the floor and before he knows what you"re going to do make a sudden leap for the bed-never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you"re safe; he may lie around under the bed all night, but you"re safe as daylight. If you still have doubts pull the blanket over your head."
"All that"s very interesting, Tom."
"Isn"t it?" Alec beamed proudly. "All my own, too-the Sir Oliver Lodge of the new world."
Amory was enjoying college immensely again. The sense of going forward in a direct, determined line had come back; youth was stirring and shaking out a few new feathers. He had even stored enough surplus energy to sally into a new pose.
"What"s the idea of all this "distracted" stuff, Amory?" asked Alec one day, and then as Amory pretended to be cramped over his book in a daze: "Oh, don"t try to act Burne, the mystic, to me."
Amory looked up innocently.
"What?"
"What?" mimicked Alec. "Are you trying to read yourself into a rhapsody with-let"s see the book."
He s.n.a.t.c.hed it; regarded it derisively.
"Well?" said Amory a little stiffly.
""The Life of St. Teresa,"" read Alec aloud. "Oh, my gosh!"
"Say, Alec."
"What?"
"Does it bother you?"
"Does what bother me?"
"My acting dazed and all that?"
"Why, no-of course it doesn"t bother me."
"Well, then, don"t spoil it. If I enjoy going around telling people guilelessly that I think I"m a genius, let me do it."
"You"re getting a reputation for being eccentric," said Alec, laughing, "if that"s what you mean."
Amory finally prevailed, and Alec agreed to accept his face value in the presence of others if he was allowed rest periods when they were alone; so Amory "ran it out" at a great rate, bringing the most eccentric characters to dinner, wild-eyed grad students, preceptors with strange theories of G.o.d and government, to the cynical amazement of the supercilious Cottage Club.
As February became slashed by sun and moved cheerfully into March, Amory went several times to spend week-ends with Monsignor; once he took Burne, with great success, for he took equal pride and delight in displaying them to each other. Monsignor took him several times to see Thornton Hanc.o.c.k, and once or twice to the house of a Mrs. Lawrence, a type of Rome-haunting American whom Amory liked immediately.
Then one day came a letter from Monsignor, which appended an interesting P. S.: "Do you know," it ran, "that your third cousin, Clara Page, widowed six months and very poor, is living in Philadelphia?
I don"t think you"ve ever met her, but I wish, as a favor to me, you"d go to see her. To my mind, she"s rather a remarkable woman, and just about your age."
Amory sighed and decided to go, as a favor....
CLARA She was immemorial.... Amory wasn"t good enough for Clara, Clara of ripply golden hair, but then no man was. Her goodness was above the prosy morals of the husband-seeker, apart from the dull literature of female virtue.
Sorrow lay lightly around her, and when Amory found her in Philadelphia he thought her steely blue eyes held only happiness; a latent strength, a realism, was brought to its fullest development by the facts that she was compelled to face. She was alone in the world, with two small children, little money, and, worst of all, a host of friends. He saw her that winter in Philadelphia entertaining a houseful of men for an evening, when he knew she had not a servant in the house except the little colored girl guarding the babies overhead. He saw one of the greatest libertines in that city, a man who was habitually drunk and notorious at home and abroad, sitting opposite her for an evening, discussing girls" boarding-schools with a sort of innocent excitement. What a twist Clara had to her mind! She could make fascinating and almost brilliant conversation out of the thinnest air that ever floated through a drawing-room.
The idea that the girl was poverty-stricken had appealed to Amory"s sense of situation. He arrived in Philadelphia expecting to be told that 921 Ark Street was in a miserable lane of hovels. He was even disappointed when it proved to be nothing of the sort. It was an old house that had been in her husband"s family for years. An elderly aunt, who objected to having it sold, had put ten years" taxes with a lawyer and pranced off to Honolulu, leaving Clara to struggle with the heating-problem as best she could. So no wild-haired woman with a hungry baby at her breast and a sad Amelia-like look greeted him. Instead, Amory would have thought from his reception that she had not a care in the world.
A calm virility and a dreamy humor, marked contrasts to her level-headedness-into these moods she slipped sometimes as a refuge. She could do the most prosy things (though she was wise enough never to stultify herself with such "household arts" as knitting and embroidery), yet immediately afterward pick up a book and let her imagination rove as a formless cloud with the wind. Deepest of all in her personality was the golden radiance that she diffused around her. As an open fire in a dark room throws romance and pathos into the quiet faces at its edge, so she cast her lights and shadows around the rooms that held her, until she made of her prosy old uncle a man of quaint and meditative charm, metamorphosed the stray telegraph boy into a Puck-like creature of delightful originality. At first this quality of hers somehow irritated Amory. He considered his own uniqueness sufficient, and it rather embarra.s.sed him when she tried to read new interests into him for the benefit of what other adorers were present. He felt as if a polite but insistent stage-manager were attempting to make him give a new interpretation of a part he had conned for years.