The bar wasn"t open yet so the sudden addition of a stranger was very conspicuous. Ye Shuichuan looked up and rushed over to pull them apart. He stared at a certain someone coldly. “Our Xiaoyuan is finally behaving normal these past few days. What are you doing here?!"
Qi Le, “……”
Yi Hang, “=口=”
Tranny suddenly realized something as he sized him up. “I was just saying that you look familiar. Alas, you look so good but… What a shame.”
Yi Hang trembled uncontrollably. “Say whatever you want. I have something urgent to discuss with him…”
Ye Shuichuan looked at him coldly. “How long have you known each other? What matters could you have with him?!”
“I really have something to tell him.” Yi Hang pitifully looked at Qi Le. “Say something.”
Qi Le regained his senses. “Gē, go do your thing. Let me have a chat with him.”
“No. He can tell us now, or else I"ll be worried”
Qi Le explained, “It"s because he and his man are having some difficulties. He wants my opinion.”
“Were you referring to your man when you said someone wanted to burst your chrysanthemum?” Naturally, Tranny, who had been sitting there the whole time, had heard Yi Hang’s loud outburst when he first entered. He seemed to recall something, “On the day you were discharged from the hospital, the hottie you called "darling" is your man?”
“Mmm, that"s him.”
“You call him "darling," so you must like him, right?” Tranny looked confused. “Since you like him and he wants to f.u.c.k you, why won"t you let him? Or do you want to f.u.c.k him instead?”
Yi Hang shook his head fiercely. “Who wants to f.u.c.k him?!”
“You don’t want him to f.u.c.k you but you don"t want to f.u.c.k him either… Then what are you two still doing together?”
Yi Hang choked back his tears. “I would like to know that as well…”
Ye Shuichuan coldly harrumphed. “This just shows that you clearly have a problem!”
Yi Hang, “…”
Qi Le added in a timely manner. “Okay, okay, gē. Go do your thing. We’ll talk here. Nothing bad will happen.”
Ye Shuichuan thought that what he said was true, so he nodded and left. But as soon as he took two steps, he suddenly turned around and asked, “Did you drink motherwort today?”
“…” Yi Hang answered, “Yes… yes…”
“That’s good.” With this, Ye Shuichuan finally felt a.s.sured.
Qi Le brought Yi Hang to the sofa and sat down. He stared at him curiously, “He hasn"t burst your chrysanthemum yet?! How did you survive this whole time?”
“He didn"t want to force me. After that, I started playing games, watching cartoons and eating potato chips.”
When Qi Le was hospitalized, they had chatted before and Qi Le knew that this man was a geek. His lips twitched slightly. “This is how you"ve been living? Aren"t you nearly thirty? Why didn"t you look for a job?”
“I brought it up but that b.a.s.t.a.r.d said that I used to work in his company. He told me to rest for a few days before I go back so I happily enjoyed myself. Then, I found out that he was looking at my personal information… He was looking at my personal information!”
Qi Le was puzzled. “What’s wrong with that?”
“Get this straight.” Yi Hang cried, with a horrified expression, “Not the personal information about this body, but my own!”
Qi Le was shocked at once. “Have you told him the truth?”
“Would I dare say something like that, ever since I went to the psychiatric department and was slapped by him?” Yi Hang lamented. “That"s not all. He didn’t come to the hospital when I was first injured and he didn’t appear until I was sent to the psychiatric department. Do you know why?”
Qi Le arched an eyebrow, “Tell me.”
“Because I"d long been dumped by him, d.a.m.n it! I was just thinking, how could he have the heart to slap me like that… But the truth is he had nothing to do with me a long time ago. But after I was slapped into listening to him, I asked him how he was related to me and he told me to call him "darling." And I actually f.u.c.king obeyed! Wasn’t that digging my own grave?!"
Qi Le froze, “Then how did he find out about your previous ident.i.ty?”
"Maybe he heard me when I told those people from the psychiatric department that I switched bodies after I had an accident and went through an operation.” Yi Hang thought for a moment. “Or it could be when I logged into my previous account while playing video games.”
"…” Qi Le asked, “Are you a r.e.t.a.r.d?”
“You’re the r.e.t.a.r.d! I had a hard time getting to the top level. I just got a rare artifact. How could I throw it away like that?!” Yi Hang looked serious. “But my roommates knew that I was dead and cursed at me for stealing the account on the main server channel. I left a message saying that I was helping my friend fulfil his final wish of reaching the top level. Ai... a lot of people ended up helping me.”
Qi Le, “……”
“The original owner of this body didn"t seem to play any games. Did that b.a.s.t.a.r.d suspect me because he saw me playing and discovered how high my level was? Also, I realized that all his friends don"t like me, some of them even specifically looked for me to ask me to stop with the schemes.” Yi Hang really looked like an idiot right now. “Was it because the changes in me were to big?”
"Yeah.” Qi Le thought for a moment before asking, “Besides the last time that he kissed you in the hospital, has he kissed you since?”
Yi Hang’s shoulders drooped in defeat. “He has in the past two days.”
Qi Le guessed that the man was only testing him at the beginning, but later realized that he wasn"t the same person. He really felt that Mr. Elite wasn"t an ordinary person since he could actually accept something so unbelievable. However, since the man was willing to test the waters, it showed that their relationship wasn"t as simple as that of lovers. He raised his eyebrows, “What happened between him and the original owner?”
“I don’t know.”
Qi Le thought to himself that with this idiot"s IQ, even if he wanted to investigate the matter, he didn"t know where to start, so he changed the subject. "How do you know that he wants to burst your chrysanthemum?"
Yi Hang said pitifully, “I finished all my potato chips …”
“…” Qi Le sighed, “Are these two things related?!"
“Let me finish first.” Yi Hang was heartbroken, “I was out of potato chips so I went with him to the supermarket to get more. I was standing in front of a pile of condoms, looking at something else, when he came over and asked me which one I liked…”