Their Mummy may be found in a little piece in the _Theatre Italien_, call"d the mummies of Egypt; and I believe the Nile furnish"d the Crocodile.
I begin to be tir"d my friend, and, therefore let me tell you, Mrs.
Townley proving no wife to Fossile, may put you in mind of _Ben Johnson"s_ silent woman, and _Congreve"s_ old batchelor.
But what of all this! who would search for what I have done, but such a compliant puppy as myself, to please one who does not care what trouble I take; but for taking hints from the French, Spanish, or any of our own celebrated authors, especially if they are improved upon, as in justice these are. I will not esteem a crime--How many whole plays have we translated from the celebrated Moliere, that every winter gives pleasure to a British audience? I shall never ask my cook of what ingredients my dishes are compos"d, so my viands are wholsome and well relish"d: And this Three Hours after Marriage, in my opinion, had not the satire been pointed at particular people, might have furnis"d out a repast for many winters Theatric nights.
A LETTER, _&c._
To the Publisher.
SIR,
_I Desire you will publish this short account I send you, if you think fit, since it cannot more properly be tacked to any other work--It is wrote by a person who is still alive, and tho" a woman, intimate with the poets of this century, and consequently with most of the theatrical persons worthy notice; therefore I have sent you a careful copy from the original, by the gentleman"s consent it was wrote to._
A LETTER, giving an Account of the Origin of the Quarrel between _Cibber_, _Pope_, and _Gay_.
SIR,
You tell me, it is matter of great surprize to you, that Pope like a vicious horse, has so often flung out at the Laureat, whose apology for his life and comedies you so much admire. Women, depend on it, Sir Thomas, keep up a little vanity, even in the decline of life, as well as you men; and you will certainly think so, when I tell you I can unravel all the true reasons, and sources of that affair.--I have often informed you, my intimacy with Mrs. Oldfield brought me the freedom of the theatre, as well at rehearsals in the morning, as the use of her box at night. I accompany"d her almost every morning to the _Three Hours after Marriage_. This comedy was the source of that bitterness, and keen-cutting satire that Pope expresses against Cibber in all his writings. At the rehearsal of this piece, no two could express more amity; and the former was often heard to say, with his other two a.s.sociates, Arbuthnot and Gay: "Cibber, in teaching the comedians their parts, had struck out infinitely more humour than they themselves conceiv"d, or even meant; and I heard Gay say"--
"We dug the oar, but he refin"d the gold."
Which was plainly owning, they all three had a hand in mixing the ingredients for this theatric pudding.
We shall give the first appearance of Pope"s resentment, in Mr. Cibber"s own words, in his letter to Pope; and then relate another pa.s.sage the laureat has omitted.
"The play of the Rehearsal, which had lain some few years dormant, being by his present majesty (then Prince of Wales) commanded to be reviv"d, the part of Bayes fell to my share. To this character, there always had been allow"d such ludicrous liberties of observation, upon any thing new or remarkable in the state of the stage, as Mr. Bayes should think proper to take. Much about this time the Three Hours after Marriage had been acted, which Mr. Baye"s as usual had a fling at, which in itself as no jest, unless the audience would please to make it one. In this play, two c.o.xcombs being in love with a virtuoso"s wife; to get unsuspected access to her, ingenuously sent themselves as two presented rarities to the husband, the one swath"d up like an Egyptian Mummy, and the other sllyly cover"d in the paste board skin of a Crocodile: Upon which poetical expedient, Mr. Bayes, when the two kings of Brentford came down from the clouds into the throne again; instead of what my part directed me to say, I made use of these words, _viz._ Now Sir, this revolution, I had some thoughts of introducing by a quite different contrivance; but my design taking air, some of your sharp wits I found, had made use of it before me; otherwise, I intended to have stolen one of them in, in the shape of a mummy, and the other, in that of a crocodile. The audience by their roar of applause, show"d their approbation: But why am I answerable for that? I did not lead them by any reflection of my own.
But this it seems was so heinously taken by Mr. Pope, that in the swellings of his heart after the play was over, he came behind the scenes with his lips pale, and voice trembling, to call me to account for the insult, and, accordingly fell upon me with all the foul language, that a wit out of his senses, could be capable of--_How durst I have the impudence to treat any gentlemen in that_ _manner_? &c, &c, &c. Now let the reader judge by this concern, who was the true mother of the child--When he was almost choak"d with the foam of his pa.s.sion, I was enough recovered to make him (as near as I can remember) this reply--_viz._ Mr. Pope, you _are so particular a man, that I must be asham"d to return your language as I ought to do; but since you have attacked me in so monstrous a manner, this you may depend upon, that as long as the play continues to be acted, I will never fail to repeat the same words over and over again_. Now, as he accordingly found I kept my word for several nights following, I am afraid he has since thought, that his pen was a sharper weapon than his tongue, to trust his revenge with; and, however just cause this may be for his doing so; it is, at least, the only cause my conscience can charge me with.
So far has Mr. Cibber thought fit to relate of this affair, and no farther, which is strictly true: But the laureat in this account of the first failing of Mr. Popes friendship, makes no mention of what pa.s.s"d between him and Mr. Gay, the fourth evening, after his sparring with Mr.
Pope: Perhaps, the death of Gay prevail"d on him to be silent, or perhaps, that author, never having publickly attack"d him, might be his motive for not mentioning the affair.
Thus it was, Mr Pope"s frail form not being cut out for a hero, spirited up Mr. Gay, as a party concerned in the suppos"d affront; and accordingly, the fourth night, after Pope"s ill success, Gay, like a valiant champion, came behind the scenes to attack Bayes at the head of his new rais"d forces: A dangerous undertaking, since, he might have seen, if rage had not blinded him, several horse, rang"d on each side the field of battle, ready for the riders to mount, at the first call of the trumpet--most of the forces were in their tents, waiting the word of command. But _Bayes_, the general, already prepar"d, was gone from his pavilion, and reconnoitring the numerous spectators--that is without a metaphor: Cibber with his glove rais"d up to his eyes, (his usual custom) was observing the audience about half an hour after five o"clock (the play beginning in drury-lane axactly at six) when Gay accosted him.
We shall wave the short dialogue; but only observe that great poets are as well vers"d in the vulgar language, as well as the sublime, and perhaps, in their anger show as little politeness, as those educated in the boarding school of billing"s-gate. But at last Gays pa.s.sion grew ungovernable; he with his arm rais"d high, was going to discharge a ponderous blow upon Baye"s, but a stander by disarmed him, and prevented the ignominious blow. They then seiz"d each other, grappled hard, and a cuff or two were exchang"d on both sides--Gay having the advantage of youth, and strength, threw Bayes down, yet he bravely drag"d his foe down with him in his fall: But the affair growing a little too serious, the combatants were parted, without bloodshed, save that Bayes got a small scratch upon the nose, which the piece of wet brown paper, (a property of his part) decently conceal"d from the spectators. It is certain, one of those that endeavoured to part them, got a most severe broken shin from one of them; so that we may be a.s.sur"d they _kick"d_ as well as _cuff"d_. However this combat did not last so long as it takes up in the relation. Bayes"s wig went once more under the correction of the barber, and the play began at the stated time. We cannot call this by the pompous name of Battle, but simply skirmishing; but as Gay was obliged to quit the field, _Bayes_ may in some sort be termed victor; however, he triumph"d with his mummy and crocodile that night, but dropt it afterwards, the jest growing stale. Mr. Pope"s apparition to Mr.
Cibber on this occasion was known to very few, but this of Mr. Gay was the common town and table-talk for some time, kept up by the grub-street wits that made many a hearty meal upon it, ("till something more in season threw it out of the bill of fare.) It is manifest, this truffing beginning put an end to Pope"s friendship for Cibber if he realy had any; and the continuance of his enmity, for near thirty years, is no mark of humanity. It is accounted unmanly and mean, to give a person repeated strokes, when he has not spirit enough to resent the first; and yet that excellent poet, had so much bitterness in his sweet wit, (if we may be allowed to say so,) that to many it palls the taste. The reader in this supplement, will not find Cibber"s name once mentioned: The reason is apparent; he had not done any thing to provoke; but since the year of the three Hours after Marriage, (1717) he has a dart at him in almost every thing he publishes--In his epistle to doctor Arbuthnot he plainly says--(mentioning a play he was desired to recommend to the stage)
There (thank my stars) my whole commission ends, Cibber and I, are luckily no friends.
And yet it is well known, Mr. Cibber never made the least return, till his letter to Pope 1742, and then, he declar"d to many of his friends, he did it, because he had no other business on his hands, and that he might not be forgot before he was dead. Of all the foibles Mr. Cibber might be guilty of, those that are conversant with him, know malice, envy or slander, are not in the composition.
When a person informed him, Pope was no more; he seem"d much concern"d, and reply"d, I am griev"d for the loss of so great a man; I was never his enemy, and for those spots he seem"d to dash on me, his admirable wit made me overlook them all--and I am convinced, he sometimes wrote against the sentiments of his heart. Nay we are informed, Pope was heard to say in his last sickness--
"My satires against Cibber, are not my last repented faults."
But we are not willing to part with this Three Hours after Marriage, without relating an odd accident, that happened the 4th night of that play; it may be called a scene of distress, in a pantomime that befell an unlucky lover; for it was all in dumb show: We are sure, it created more vociferous mirth in the spectators, than any other pa.s.sage of wit or satire; and the enemies to the Triumvir, declared it was the best thing in the whole piece. Had Hogarth been present (as he might have been) his inimitable pencil would, have stronger ideas, of the comic distress, than any description can do: But, perhaps, contemplating the scene may strengthen the readers imagination.
Cibber, was the mummy, curiously wrapt and folded with proper bandages, painted with false Egyptian Hieroglyphics, but however false the heraldry, his arms were at liberty. The droll facetious Penkethman, was that amphibious devourer, the crocodile, where the painter, the tailor, with other artificers had us"d their utmost skill: The monster"s two foremost legs, were fitted to his arms, and Penky"s legs, serv"d for those of the monster. He made a formidable figure as he crawl"d in, with his great head, and long tail; for, tho" he was ordered to be carry"d as a stuff"d monster, he would creep, as crocodiles should do on dry land: When he stood upright, his face peep"d from the belly of the monster; form"d monstrously to charm indeed! The case that brought in the mummy-lover, was plac"d in the center of the stage behind, and the door, or, open part, stood facing the audience upright--While they were employ"d in their courtship, displaying their charms as lovers; Penkethman, the crocodile, boasting much in the beauty of his long tail, and, traversing the stage, unfortunately made such a parade with it, that he threw down Sarsnet (the attendant and confidant of Mrs. Townley) flat upon her back, where she discovered more linnen than other habitiments, and, more skin and flesh than linnen, this began the first uproar in the audience. The persons of the drama upon the stage, strove to screen the accident as much as they could, and the crocodile, Penkethman, (whose face was a farce) rising from giving his a.s.sistance _to the fallen maid_; unluckilly, his back encountered the case for the mummy, which stood upright, openmouth"d, to receive him, that case and crocodile fell backward with such violent noise, that the body of the crocodile lay intirely inhum"d in the case of the mummy, all absorb"d but the head and tail of the monster; and the rapidity of the fall, had so forcibly jamm"d all that appertain"d to Pinky"s fair form, that all the strength and skill of twenty people running to the a.s.sistance of the monster, could not disengage him, till Pallas in the likeness of hammers, saws, chissels, and other implements in the hands of those that knew their use, releas"d him. This scene took more than half an hour in the action; with what roar of applause the reader must form in his own Imagination. Many of the audience the next night, made an interruption of some minutes, to have the scene repeated, which so much allarmed poor Sarsnet, that she run off the stage extremely frighted, which provok"d a peal of laughter from the spectators.
You see sir, it is some danger, to give a woman room to talk; but I"ll make an end with Bromias"s last speech in the second act of Amphytrion, _viz._
"The tongue is the last moving thing about a woman.
PUBLICATIONS OF THE AUGUSTAN REPRINT SOCIETY
=First Year (1946-47)=
Numbers 1-6 out of print.
=Second Year (1947-1948)=
7. John Gay"s _The Present State of Wit_ (1711); and a section on Wit from _The English Theophrastus_ (1702).
8. Rapin"s _De Carmine Pastorali_, translated by Creech (1684).
9. T. Hanmer"s (?) _Some Remarks on the Tragedy of Hamlet_ (1736).
10. Corbyn Morris" _Essay towards Fixing the True Standards of Wit, etc_. (1744).
11. Thomas Purney"s _Discourse on the Pastoral_ (1717).
12. Essays on the Stage, selected, with an Introduction by Joseph Wood Krutch.
=Third Year (1948-1949)=
13. Sir John Falstaff (pseud.), _The Theatre_ (1720).
14. Edward Moore"s _The Gamester_ (1753).
15. John Oldmixon"s _Reflections on Dr. Swift"s Letter to Harley_ (1712); and Arthur Mainwaring"s _The British Academy_ (1712).
16. Nevil Payne"s _Fatal Jealousy_ (1673).
17. Nicholas Rowe"s _Some Account of the Life of Mr. William Shakespeare_ (1709).
18. "Of Genius," in _The Occasional Paper_, Vol. III, No. 10 (1719); and Aaron Hill"s Preface to _The Creation_ (1720).