Three Lives Three Worlds Mini- Special (Couples Edition) - Part 15by
This week mini-special will be on the five couples in Three Live Three Worlds. Do you know all of them? I’ve also included a poll to select the most loved couple. I guess the winner will be either Ye Hua & Bai Qian or Dong Feng pair. Anyway, this is just for fun only, so no hard feeling except maybe Dijun will take out his Cang He sword if he doesn’t win the poll, lol. I bet most of you don’t know who is Shao Wan. She is the ancestor G.o.ddess of the Ghoul Clan (Xiao Yan’s ancestor) and will have a love-hate complicated relationship with Mo Yuan, Bai Qian’s ‘shifu’ and also Ye Hua’s brother.
One
Ye Hua: “Qian Qian, thinking back, you saved me when I was injured and in my original form.”
Bai Qian: “Ah, our ill-fated relationship began from that time onwards.”
Ye Hua (shaking his head): “Qian Qian, actually I’ve already liked you much earlier.”
Bai Qian (surprised): “Oh, much earlier?”
Ye Hua (looking into the distance): “When I heard your painful voice, kept calling my brother to wake up.”
Bai Qian: “Indeed, you are a pedophilia.”
Ye Hua: “…… Why?”
Bai Qian: “Did you know how old you were at that time….. somemore like me, if not pedophilia, then what?”
Ye Hua: “…… After that.”
Bai Qian (sullen): “After that, I become the pedophile ……. this ill-fated relationship ah.”
Ye Hua: “Actually, I have something else to say ……”
Bai Qian: “What?”
Ye Hua: “I wanted to say from the start, this is not an ill-fated relationship. Qian Qian, loving you is the best thing I’ve ever done.”
Bai Qian (touched): “Oh, me too …… in fact, I would like to say, since you’ve recovered your memory now, the pedophile is you again.”
Ye Hua: “…….”
Two
Ye Hua: “Qian Qian, I’ll bring you out to celebrate Children’s Day.”
Bai Qian: “Actually, I think agewise, I should be the one to take you out.”
Ye Hua: “Okay, then you take me out!”
Bai Qian: “…… Why don’t you persist a little longer?”
Ye Hua: “Is there any use for me to persist longer?”
Bai Qian: “You can try.”
Ye Hua: “…… I’ll take you out, okay?”
Bai Qian: “No.”
Ye Hua: “…… Then, don’t bring little dough, okay?
Bai Qian: “Yes!”
Little dough: “……”
ThreeShao Wan: “Mo Yuan ……”Mo Yuan: “This …… how did you get it?”Shao Wan: “I just got back from Dong Hua’s place!”Mo Yuan: “You went to challenge him?”Shao Wan: “This time, it is really not my fault. He said you dare not fight with him. Naturally I felt angry and wanted to hit him, but got beaten instead ……”Mo Yuan: “Then?”Shao Wan: “Before leaving I made a solemn vow that you will definitely go back to seek revenge for me!”Mo Yuan: “You!”Shao Wan: “We, the Ghoul Clan always keep our promises when it comes to fighting. If you do not go, I will fight the battle myself!”Mo Yuan helplessly shook his head and picked up his Xuan Yuan sword, then went out ……Shao Wan: “Feng Xing!”Feng Xing: “Ancestor, I saw you punched yourself in the face!”Shao Wan: “Yes! You are right!”FourShao Wan : “Lets settle the new hatreds and old grudges between the two of us.”Mo Yuan: “If you count and calculate properly, it is you who owe me most of the time.”Shao Wan: “…… Where got? You owe me more.”Mo Yuan: “You owe me a wife!”Shao Wan: “…… You!”Mo Yuan: “When are you going to repay me?”Shao Wan: “Seven hundred years later!”Mo Yuan: “I want it now!”Shao Wan: “…… The auspicious time has not come yet.”Mo Yuan: “I have calculated our birthdates. One month later is a good time!”Shao Wan: “When you …… become so thick-skinned?”Mo Yuan: “Recently.”Shao Wan: “……”Mo Yuan: “Dong Hua said by having thick skin, you cannot penetrate it.”Shao Wan: “What else did Dong Hua say?”Mo Yuan: “Occasionally I should appear weak, the result will be even better!”Shao Wan: “……”Five
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, I am bored.”
Dong Hua: "I will tell you a story."
Feng Jiu: "Okay!"
Dong Hua: "Once upon a time there are two people. One is called "I Love You" and the other one is called "I Don’t Love You". Later, "I Don’t Love you" died, leaving behind the one called?"
Feng Jiu: "I love you ah."
Dong Hua: "I love you too."
Six
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai.”
Feng Jiu: “Don’t block my way! You go away!”
Dong Hua: “I am not going.”
Feng Jiu: “You don’t go, then I go!”
Dong Hua: “Fine, you go lah. I am injured and you are not concerned.”
Feng Jiu: “You, you are injured? You got hurt when we fought just now? Where is the injury, let me see.”
Dong Hua (carry Feng Jiu and point to his heart): “Here.”
Feng Jiu (blush): “You don’t want face (shameless).”
Dong Hua: “You are wrong, it is thick-skinned face.”
Feng Jiu: “……”
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Feng Jiu: “Dijun, what are you doing!?”
Dong Hua: “I can’t see inside the dark cave.”
Feng Jiu: “Then, why are you pulling my clothes?”
Dong Hua: “By holding on to you, I won’t fall down.”
Feng Jiu: “Why do you kiss me!?”
Dong Hua: “I have been poisoned.”
Feng Jiu: “Why are you pulling my belt!?”
Dong Hua: “Sorry, my hand slipped. Lets eat some meat.”
Feng Jiu: “Okay, good!”
Dong Hua: “You cannot back out.”
Feng Jiu: “Of course not! You start working. I don’t know how to barbecue.”
Dong Hua: “Naturally, I’ll do the job myself.”
Then imagine yourself……:P
Seven
Ji Heng: “I heard that you have a crush on me?”
Xiao Yan (blushing): “Grandpa likes you, so how!?”
Ji Heng: “Unfortunately, you cannot compare with teacher.”
Xiao Yan: “Ice face is better looking than me, can fight better than me and is more refined, what other strengths does he have ah?”
Ji Heng (feeling sympathetic for Xiao Yan warrior): “We have no fate.”
Xiao Yan: “Grandpa does not believe in what the h.e.l.l fate!”
Ji Heng (more sympathetic): “Then you…… continue to work hard …… I go first.”
Xiao Yan: “…”
Eight
Ji Heng: “Teacher has got married. I am heart-broken. I want to become a nun.”
Xiao Yan: “Ji Heng, don’t be sad. His ice face of a bear grandmother, it is his lost for not marrying you. Why don’t you consider ‘I’? (Shy).”
Ji Heng: “It is better that I become a nun!”
Xiao Yan: “Becoming a nun is also very good, as ‘grandpa’ admires Mother Teresa who is a nun …”
Ji Heng: “…”
Nine
Lian Song: “…… Why are you staring at me?”
Cheng Yu (bad mood): “You say, you tell me!”
Lian Song (bewildered): “Say what?”
Cheng Yu (outburst): “Your previous love relationships ah! You are a playboy and also a rogue! ! !”
Lian Song: “The one I truly love has only been you, don’t be so suspicious.”
Cheng Yu: “You would not tell me anything. This means that you are guilty! Guilty! ! !”
Lian Song (inner tears ~ oh, I’ve already turned over a new leaf for you, what else do you want?): “Cheng Yu, be good ~ don’t throw your tantrum anymore.”
Cheng Yu: “Hmph, you still would not say it. I know, I know everything! G.o.dfather told me, the more you refuse to say, means what you have told me are all lies, you are a liar! ! !”
Lian Song: “It is not true …”
Cheng Yu (angry): “You get out. I don’t want to see you anymore!”
Lian Song (bleak): “Cheng Yu, you listen to my explaination.”
Cheng Yu (turned and left): “Also, G.o.dfather asked me to tell you that he knows that last time you helped Yan Chi Wu delivered a letter to G.o.dmother. He is coming to settle the score with you tomorrow.”
Lian Song: “….”
Ten
Lian Song (sitting properly on the couch): “Cheng …… Cheng Yu.”
Cheng Yu (wearing a s.e.xy nightie, lying on the bed and looking at erotic pictures book): “Ah?”
Lian Song: “I, I feel a little hot ……”
Cheng Yu: “Don’t you have your personal folding fan! Fan yourself to keep cool.”
Lian Song (swallow a mouthful of saliva and feel Cheng Yu’s nightie is a little tempting): “Eh …… you are looking at erotic pictures? Interesting?”
Cheng Yu: “Not bad.”
Lian Song (swallow another mouthful of saliva and feel Cheng Yu’s nightie is very tempting): “These erotic pictures …… looking at them is not that satisfying, you need some real action only can be considered enjoyable.”
(Thus, our third prince undo the b.u.t.tons of his clothes, revealing a large shining red undergarment, hand embroidered by Cheng Yu Yuan Jun ……a cloud and rain night:P)