"Yes, you are. What are you going to do about it?"
"You"re the only person who can help me."
"What can I do?"
"Why, your father wants you to join the firm, doesn"t he? Well, for goodness sake, buck up and join it. Don"t waste a minute. Dash up to London by the next train, and sign on. Then, if Bennett does blow in for advice, you can fix it somehow that he sees you instead of your father, and it"ll be all right. You can easily work it. Get the office-boy or somebody to tell Bennett that your father"s engaged, but that you are on the spot. He won"t mind so long as he sees somebody in the firm."
"But I don"t know anything about the law. What shall I say to him?"
"That"s all right. I"ve been studying it up a bit. As far as I can gather, this legal advice business is quite simple. Anything that isn"t a tort is a misdemeanour. You"ve simply got to tell old Bennett that in your opinion the whole thing looks jolly like a tort."
"What"s the word again?"
"Tort."
"What does it mean?"
"I don"t know. Probably n.o.body knows. But it"s a safe card to play.
Tort. Don"t forget it."
"Tort. Right ho!"
"Well, then, come along and pack your things. There"s a train to London in about an hour."
They walked back to the hotel. Sam gulped once or twice.
"Oh, by the way," he said, "Er-how is-er-Miss Bennett?"
"Oh, she"s all right." Eustace Hignett hummed a gay air. Sam"s ready acquiescence in his scheme had relieved his apprehensive mind.
"Going strong?" said Sam, after a pause.
"Oh, absolutely. We"re quite good friends again now. No use being in the same house and not being on speaking terms. It"s rummy how the pa.s.sage of time sort of changes a fellow"s point of view. Why, when she told me about her engagement, I congratulated her as cheerfully as dammit! And only a few weeks ago...."
"Her engagement!" exclaimed Sam, leaping like a stricken blanc-mange.
"Her en-gug-gug-gagement!"
"To Bream Mortimer, you know," said Eustace Hignett. "She got engaged to him the day before yesterday."
CHAPTER NINE
The offices of the old-established firm of Marlowe, Thorpe, Prescott, Winslow and Appleby are in Ridgeway"s Inn, not far from Fleet Street. If you are a millionaire beset by blackmailers or anyone else to whose comfort the best legal advice is essential, and have decided to put your affairs in the hands of the ablest and discreetest firm in London, you proceed through a dark and grimy entry and up a dark and grimy flight of stairs; and, having felt your way along a dark and grimy pa.s.sage, you come at length to a dark and grimy door. There is plenty of dirt in other parts of Ridgeway"s Inn, but nowhere is it so plentiful, so rich in alluvial deposits, as on the exterior of the offices of Marlowe, Thorpe, Prescott, Winslow and Appleby. As you tap on the topmost of the geological strata concealing the ground-gla.s.s of the door, a sense of relief and security floods your being. For in London grubbiness is the gauge of a lawyer"s respectability.
The bra.s.s plate, let into the woodwork of this door, is misleading. Reading it, you get the impression that on the other side quite a covey of lawyers await your arrival. The name of the firm leads you to suppose that there will be barely standing-room in the office. You picture Thorpe jostling you aside as he makes for Prescott to discuss with him the latest case of demurrer, and Winslow and Appleby treading on your toes, deep in conversation on replevin. But these legal firms dwindle. The years go by and take their toll, s.n.a.t.c.hing away here a Prescott, there an Appleby, till before you know where you are, you are down to your last lawyer. The only surviving member of the firm of Marlowe, Thorpe-what I said before-was, at the time with which this story deals, Sir Mallaby Marlowe, son of the original founder of the firm and father of the celebrated black-faced comedian, Samuel of that ilk; and the outer office, where callers were received and parked till Sir Mallaby could find time for them, was occupied by a single clerk.
When Sam, reaching the office after his journey, opened the door, this clerk, John Peters by name, was seated on a high stool, holding in one hand a half-eaten sausage, in the other an extraordinary large and powerful revolver. At the sight of Sam he laid down both engines of destruction and beamed. He was not a particularly successful beamer, being hampered by a cast in one eye which gave him a truculent and sinister look; but those who knew him knew that he had a heart of gold and were not intimidated by his repellent face. Between Sam and himself there had always existed terms of cordiality, starting from the time when the former was a small boy, and it had been Jno. Peters" mission to take him now to the Zoo, now to the train back to school.
"Why, Mr. Samuel!"
"Hullo, Peters!"
"We were expecting you back a week ago. So you got back safe?"
"Safe? Why, of course,"
Peters shook his head.
"I confess that, when there was this delay in your coming here, I sometimes feared something might have happened to you. I recall mentioning it to the young lady who recently did me the honour to promise to become my wife."
"Ocean liners aren"t often wrecked nowadays."
"I was thinking more of the brawls on sh.o.r.e. America"s a dangerous country. But perhaps you were not in touch with the underworld?"
"I don"t think I was."
"Ah!" said Jno. Peters, significantly.
He took up the revolver, gave it a fond and almost paternal look, and replaced it on the desk.
"What on earth are you doing with that thing?" asked Sam.
Mr. Peters lowered his voice.
"I"m going to America myself in a few days" time, Mr. Samuel. It"s my annual holiday, and the guvnor"s sending me over with papers in connection with The People v. Schultz and Bowen. It"s a big case over there. A client of ours is mixed up in it, an American gentleman. I am to take these important papers to his legal representative in New York. So I thought it best to be prepared."
The first smile that he had permitted himself in nearly two weeks flitted across Sam"s face.
"What on earth sort of place do you think New York is?" he asked. "It"s safer than London."
"Ah, but what about the underworld? I"ve seen these American films that they send over here, Mr. Samuel. Every Sat.u.r.day night regular I take my young lady to a cinema, and, I tell you, they teach you something. Did you ever see "Wolves of the Bowery"? There was a man in that in just my position, carrying important papers, and what they didn"t try to do to him! No, I"m taking no chances, Mr. Samuel!"
"I should have said you were, lugging that thing about with you."
Mr. Peters seemed wounded.
"Oh, I understand the mechanism perfectly, and I am becoming a very fair shot. I take my little bite of food in here early and go and practice at the Rupert Street Rifle Range during my lunch hour. You"d be surprised how quickly one picks it up. When I get home at night I try how quick I can draw. You have to draw like a flash of lightning, Mr. Samuel. If you"d ever seen a film called "Two-Gun-Thomas" you"d realise that. You haven"t time to be loitering about."
"I haven"t," agreed Sam. "Is my father in? I"d like to see him if he"s not busy."
Mr. Peters, recalled to his professional duties, shed his sinister front like a garment. He picked up a speaking tube and blew down it.
"Mr. Samuel to see you, Mr. Mallaby. Yes, sir, very good. Will you go right in, Mr. Samuel?"
Sam proceeded to the inner office, and found his father dictating into the attentive ear of Miss Milliken, his elderly and respectable stenographer, replies to his morning mail.
The grime which encrusted the lawyer"s professional stamping ground did not extend to his person. Sir Mallaby Marlowe was a dapper little man, with a round, cheerful face and a bright eye. His morning coat had been cut by London"s best tailor, and his trousers perfectly creased by a sedulous valet. A pink carnation in his b.u.t.tonhole matched his healthy complexion. His golf handicap was twelve. His sister, Mrs. Horace Hignett, considered him worldly.