Chapter 744: Chapter 12-Usami-chan, the domineering reasoning!
Translator: 549690339
“So … Our actions were obviously just acting.” “The truth is very simple …” Sanzang continued confidently,”the three of us don’t like BA Jie very much and have always wanted to drive him away. However, this fellow was too slow-witted and didn’t sense our malice at all … Thus, we pretended to want to eat him and brazenly showed it in front of him, hoping to scare him away. ”
“After a period of preparation, this morning … The plan finally succeeded.” Wukong continued very quickly,”by that small stream, we approached BA Jie step by step and pretended to eat him. That idiot finally got scared and ran away, never to return. ”
“Now that I think about it … That anonymous police call was probably made by BA Jie himself, right?” Wu Jing added,”after he was chased away by us, he vaguely sensed the truth. In his hatred, he used this method to take revenge.”
“Hehe …” Sanzang laughed arrogantly.”Do you understand?” Officer, there’s no’ incident ‘here. Even if there is, it’s just a case of ‘making a false police report’, and we’re not the criminals. ”
“Hmm … That makes sense.” At this time, the sharp eyes of the beauty rabbit had returned to calmness. She touched her chin and said,”in this spa.r.s.ely populated suburb, the probability of a witness being nearby when a murder was committed is very low. Moreover … It’s a little strange to report the case anonymously. ”
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“See, even that ‘terrible eyesight’ girl said so.” “Can we go now?” Mas.h.i.+ pointed at Tomi to Isami and asked.
“Hmm …” Inokusuke nodded slightly, as if he was hesitating.
“Ha!” Suddenly, brother Jue laughed and looked at inokusuke.”Officer inokusuke, do you really believe what they said?” This was not a question at all, so he did not wait for the other party to answer. He turned to her and said,”and her-chan, as a famous detective, is it really okay to let a guilty person go like this?”
“Na ni …” Hearing that, Sanzang, Wu Kong, and Wu Jing all turned to look at brother Jue.
Sanzang gritted his teeth and glared at Feng bujue.”I say … That cat-like kid … You have been up to no good since just now. What do you mean by that?”
“Cut the c.r.a.p, you Baldy!” Feng bujue placed one claw on his waist and pointed at Sanzang with the other.”You think you can get away with your lies?”
It seems like it is possible … Xiao Tan, who was beside him, could not help but complain internally. Didn’t the two of us help Xiong Ji get away with his crime three times just like that?
“What? You detestable little brat! How dare you call me Baldy!” “No!” Sanzang shouted frantically,”I shaved my hair, I didn’t lose it!”
“Why do you care about that kind of thing …” Wu Jing continued coldly,”didn’t you all become bald in the end …”
Before he could finish, Sanzang waved his arm and pointed at him,””If we’re talking about baldness … That Kappa over there is the real Mediterranean!”
“Hey! Kappas were born with this hairstyle!” Wu Jing, who had been calm a moment ago, instantly changed his expression and shouted at Sanzang,”from the Kappa’s point of view, my hair is still very thick!”
“You obviously care about it too … And this kind of quibble is too childish …” Wukong narrowed his eyes and looked at his two funny companions. His red scarf was already in a mess.
“Shut up! You Stinky Monkey!” The next second, Wu Jing turned to Wu Kong and said,”you’re clearly a monk too. Why are you the only one with hair all over your head? It doesn’t make sense no matter how you think about it!”
“Ah … Now that you’ve reminded me …” Sanzang also turned to look at Wukong with a menacing expression.”Even Bajie is bald … Why are you an exception, you Stinky Monkey?”
“Because I’m a monkey, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d!” “What?” Wu Kong was shocked.”Isn’t it natural for a monkey to have fur all over its body?”
“You don’t have to explain …” When Sanzang said this, he had already taken out a razor from somewhere.”Let’s not waste any time … I’ll help you get rid of your worries now!”
“Hey, what are you doing?” Wukong immediately panicked, his face filled with shock.
“Wu Jing, help me catch him!” Seeing that he was about to run, Sanzang quickly called for his teammates to help.
Wu Jing’s movements were indeed lightning fast. Before his master could finish speaking, he had already clamped down on eldest senior brother’s hands from behind.
“Stop … Quickly stop!” Wukong struggled and shouted,”b.a.s.t.a.r.d! You two baldies are actually working together to attack a different party!”
“Officer, you’ve seen it all.” Seeing this, Feng bujue walked to inuosuke’s side expressionlessly and said,”facts speak louder than words … These three guys are born with a serious tendency for violence. They will draw their swords over small things. Furthermore … They don’t care if the other party is their partner or not. Or rather … The more partners they are, the more they have no qualms …”
“Hmm …” Inokusuke nodded.”That makes sense …”
At this moment, tu Mei’s eyes became sharp again.””As expected of Mao San lang, he easily exposed their true nature. Otherwise, we would have been fooled.”
“Argh! It was so scary! I hate using violence!” Meowmei covered her eyes and screamed.
Xiong Ji walked over and said,”meowmei-chan!” Don’t be afraid, come into my arms …”
“You’d better behave …” Xiao Tan moved quickly. He shot forward like an arrow and blocked Xiong Ji’s path. He stopped Xiong Ji’s suicidal attempt before it could happen.
On the other side … Seeing everyone’s reaction, the master and disciple trio panicked again.
“Eh … Wait, we’re just …”
“I was just playing around …”
“That’s … That’s right, we usually just play around like this. ”
But this time, inokusuke would not give them another chance. He stepped forward and took out the rope.”Alright, if there’s anything you want to say, we’ll talk at the police station.”
“Wait a moment!” Upon seeing this, Wu Jing, who was the calmest of the three, was still struggling.”Mr. Police officer, no matter how suspicious our words and actions are … It’s a little unreasonable to arrest us just based on an anonymous phone call and a presumptuous guess!”
“Hmph … Well said!” “Where’s the evidence?” Where is the decisive evidence?”
“You guys!” At this moment, the wretched Xiong Ji actually took a step forward with a righteous expression and shouted loudly,”what evidence … I have hundreds of experience in being arrested, and I have never asked for such a request! Only a true gentleman can calmly face the result of being arrested!”
“Where did this naked bear come from?”
“He has been there since just now.”
“He seems to be a pervert … Have we been taught a lesson by a pervert …”
It seemed that even the three sc.u.mbags didn’t buy Xiong Ji’s words.
“The three of you … Don’t be too arrogant …” At this moment, tu Mei suddenly came forward and glared at them with a terrifying gaze. She said sternly,”how dare you look down on Xiong Ji Jun’s rich experience in being captured …” Her killing intent was suddenly revealed.”Hurry up and kneel down and apologize to me.”
“I’m sorry … I shouldn’t have been born. ”
“I’m sorry … I’m really sorry for breathing the same air as you.”
“I’m sorry … Please forgive my rudeness. Please give me a chance to become a pervert.”
They knelt down nimbly and said these three sentences almost simultaneously.
“Of course, that stinky bear’s words are just the laments of a pervert. It’s not something worth agreeing with.” The next second, tu Mei changed the topic.”The evidence is indeed very important …” As she spoke, she took a few steps to the side and came to the White Horse.”Mr. MA, may I ask if BA Jie was attacked by the three of them?”
“That’s right, they ate BA Jie. ” The White Horse replied.
“What the f * ck!” Sanzang and his disciples were shocked.”So you can talk!”
“Cats, dogs, rabbits, and bears can all talk. Monkeys and Kappa can also talk. Why can’t I talk?” The White Horse asked in a matter-of-fact tone.
[Usami-chan, the domineering Ming reasoning] ‘s deep voice suddenly whispered in the ears of the two players.
Immediately after, tu Mei snapped her fingers.””HOH! The case has been successfully solved!” (To be continued.)