FOOL. Will you leave me there?
APEMANTUS. If Timon stay at home. You three serve three usurers?
ALL SERVANTS. Ay; would they serv"d us!
APEMANTUS. So would I- as good a trick as ever hangman serv"d thief.
FOOL. Are you three usurers" men?
ALL SERVANTS. Ay, fool.
FOOL. I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant. My mistress is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your masters, they approach sadly and go away merry; but they enter my mistress" house merrily and go away sadly. The reason of this?
VARRO"S SERVANT. I could render one.
APEMANTUS. Do it then, that we may account thee a wh.o.r.emaster and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed.
VARRO"S SERVANT. What is a wh.o.r.emaster, fool?
FOOL. A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. "Tis a spirit. Sometime "t appears like a lord; sometime like a lawyer; sometime like a philosopher, with two stones more than"s artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and, generally, in all shapes that man goes up and down in from fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in.
VARRO"S SERVANT. Thou art not altogether a fool.
FOOL. Nor thou altogether a wise man.
As much foolery as I have, so much wit thou lack"st.
APEMANTUS. That answer might have become Apemantus.
VARRO"S SERVANT. Aside, aside; here comes Lord Timon.
Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS
APEMANTUS. Come with me, fool, come.
FOOL. I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; sometime the philosopher.
Exeunt APEMANTUS and FOOL FLAVIUS. Pray you walk near; I"ll speak with you anon.
Exeunt SERVANTS TIMON. You make me marvel wherefore ere this time Had you not fully laid my state before me, That I might so have rated my expense As I had leave of means.
FLAVIUS. You would not hear me At many leisures I propos"d.
TIMON. Go to; Perchance some single vantages you took When my indisposition put you back, And that unaptness made your minister Thus to excuse yourself.
FLAVIUS. O my good lord, At many times I brought in my accounts, Laid them before you; you would throw them off And say you found them in mine honesty.
When, for some trifling present, you have bid me Return so much, I have shook my head and wept; Yea, "gainst th" authority of manners, pray"d you To hold your hand more close. I did endure Not seldom, nor no slight checks, when I have Prompted you in the ebb of your estate And your great flow of debts. My lov"d lord, Though you hear now- too late!- yet now"s a time: The greatest of your having lacks a half To pay your present debts.
TIMON. Let all my land be sold.
FLAVIUS. "Tis all engag"d, some forfeited and gone; And what remains will hardly stop the mouth Of present dues. The future comes apace; What shall defend the interim? And at length How goes our reck"ning?
TIMON. To Lacedaemon did my land extend.
FLAVIUS. O my good lord, the world is but a word; Were it all yours to give it in a breath, How quickly were it gone!
TIMON. You tell me true.
FLAVIUS. If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood, Call me before th" exactest auditors And set me on the proof. So the G.o.ds bless me, When all our offices have been oppress"d With riotous feeders, when our vaults have wept With drunken spilth of wine, when every room Hath blaz"d with lights and bray"d with minstrelsy, I have retir"d me to a wasteful c.o.c.k And set mine eyes at flow.
TIMON. Prithee no more.
FLAVIUS. "Heavens," have I said "the bounty of this lord!
How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants This night englutted! Who is not Lord Timon"s?
What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord Timon"s?
Great Timon, n.o.ble, worthy, royal Timon!"
Ah! when the means are gone that buy this praise, The breath is gone whereof this praise is made.
Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter show"rs, These flies are couch"d.
TIMON. Come, sermon me no further.
No villainous bounty yet hath pa.s.s"d my heart; Unwisely, not ign.o.bly, have I given.
Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart: If I would broach the vessels of my love, And try the argument of hearts by borrowing, Men and men"s fortunes could I frankly use As I can bid thee speak.
FLAVIUS. a.s.surance bless your thoughts!
TIMON. And, in some sort, these wants of mine are crown"d That I account them blessings; for by these Shall I try friends. You shall perceive how you Mistake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends.
Within there! Flaminius! Servilius!
Enter FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, and another SERVANT
SERVANTS. My lord! my lord!
TIMON. I will dispatch you severally- you to Lord Lucius; to Lord Lucullus you; I hunted with his honour to-day. You to Semp.r.o.nius.
Commend me to their loves; and I am proud, say, that my occasions have found time to use "em toward a supply of money. Let the request be fifty talents.
FLAMINIUS. As you have said, my lord. Exeunt SERVANTS FLAVIUS. [Aside] Lord Lucius and Lucullus? Humh!
TIMON. Go you, sir, to the senators, Of whom, even to the state"s best health, I have Deserv"d this hearing. Bid "em send o" th" instant A thousand talents to me.
FLAVIUS. I have been bold, For that I knew it the most general way, To them to use your signet and your name; But they do shake their heads, and I am here No richer in return.
TIMON. Is"t true? Can"t be?
FLAVIUS. They answer, in a joint and corporate voice, That now they are at fall, want treasure, cannot Do what they would, are sorry- you are honourable- But yet they could have wish"d- they know not- Something hath been amiss- a n.o.ble nature May catch a wrench- would all were well!- "tis pity- And so, intending other serious matters, After distasteful looks, and these hard fractions, With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods, They froze me into silence.
TIMON. You G.o.ds, reward them!
Prithee, man, look cheerly. These old fellows Have their ingrat.i.tude in them hereditary.
Their blood is cak"d, "tis cold, it seldom flows; "Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind; And nature, as it grows again toward earth, Is fashion"d for the journey dull and heavy.
Go to Ventidius. Prithee be not sad, Thou art true and honest; ingeniously I speak, No blame belongs to thee. Ventidius lately Buried his father, by whose death he"s stepp"d Into a great estate. When he was poor, Imprison"d, and in scarcity of friends, I clear"d him with five talents. Greet him from me, Bid him suppose some good necessity Touches his friend, which craves to be rememb"red With those five talents. That had, give"t these fellows To whom "tis instant due. Nev"r speak or think That Timon"s fortunes "mong his friends can sink.
FLAVIUS. I would I could not think it.
That thought is bounty"s foe; Being free itself, it thinks all others so. Exeunt
> ACT III. SCENE I.
LUCULLUS" house
FLAMINIUS waiting to speak with LUCULLUS. Enter SERVANT to him
SERVANT. I have told my lord of you; he is coming down to you.
FLAMINIUS. I thank you, sir.
Enter LUCULLUS
SERVANT. Here"s my lord.
LUCULLUS. [Aside] One of Lord Timon"s men? A gift, I warrant.
Why, this. .h.i.ts right; I dreamt of a silver basin and ewer to-night- Flaminius, honest Flaminius, you are very respectively welcome, sir. Fill me some wine. [Exit SERVANT] And how does that honourable, complete, freehearted gentleman of Athens, thy very bountiful good lord and master?
FLAMINIUS. His health is well, sir.
LUCULLUS. I am right glad that his health is well, sir. And what hast thou there under thy cloak, pretty Flaminius?
FLAMINIUS. Faith, nothing but an empty box, sir, which in my lord"s behalf I come to entreat your honour to supply; who, having great and instant occasion to use fifty talents, hath sent to your lordship to furnish him, nothing doubting your present a.s.sistance therein.
LUCULLIUS. La, la, la, la! "Nothing doubting" says he? Alas, good lord! a n.o.ble gentleman "tis, if he would not keep so good a house. Many a time and often I ha" din"d with him and told him on"t; and come again to supper to him of purpose to have him spend less; and yet he would embrace no counsel, take no warning by my coming. Every man has his fault, and honesty is his. I ha"
told him on"t, but I could ne"er get him from"t.
Re-enter SERVANT, with wine
SERVANT. Please your lordship, here is the wine.
LUCULLUS. Flaminius, I have noted thee always wise. Here"s to thee.
FLAMINIUS. Your lordship speaks your pleasure.
LUCULLUS. I have observed thee always for a towardly prompt spirit, give thee thy due, and one that knows what belongs to reason, and canst use the time well, if the time use thee well. Good parts in thee. [To SERVANT] Get you gone, sirrah. [Exit SERVANT] Draw nearer, honest Flaminius. Thy lord"s a bountiful gentleman; but thou art wise, and thou know"st well enough, although thou com"st to me, that this is no time to lend money, especially upon bare friendship without security. Here"s three solidares for thee.
Good boy, wink at me, and say thou saw"st me not. Fare thee well.
FLAMINIUS. Is"t possible the world should so much differ, And we alive that liv"d? Fly, d.a.m.ned baseness, To him that worships thee. [Throwing the money back]
LUCULLUS. Ha! Now I see thou art a fool, and fit for thy master.
Exit FLAMINIUS. May these add to the number that may scald thee!