Oilcan"s? No, he probably wasn"t home. Lain"s? No, keep her out of this, whatever it was. Nathan"s? He was most likely on duty. She thought of a dozen more places and rejected them. Tinker needed someplace with lots of people where, if these folks really turned out to be American agents, the U.S. government carried little weight. "He"s at a hospice just beyond the Rim."
"What"s he doing there?"
"Wargs attacked the sc.r.a.p yard at Shutdown. They downed a high-ranking elf. Tinker took him out to the hospice after Startup."
"That was two days ago."
"Tinker was hurt. One of the wargs messed him up, and the wound got infected."
Durrack swore and took hold of her. "Come on. I"m not letting you out of my sight until I have your boyfriend under my thumb."
Tinker hunted for signs of squad cars responding to the tripwire distress call, but the police weren"t showing. Pittsburgh police were spread too thin.
Their car was tucked out of sight, half a block down. A sleek late-model sedan, it looked out of place in Pittsburgh and especially in Tinker"s neighborhood. It didn"t need the D.C. plates to identify it as out of town. Briggs unlocked the car with a remote.
Durrack opened the back pa.s.senger door but held Tinker in check. "Search her."
Briggs moved Tinker so her hands were on the car roof and her legs were slightly spread. The woman combed fingers through Tinker"s short, dark hair. The search went down the back of Tinker"s neck, up under her shirt and into her bra. Durrack averted his gaze. Briggs" hands stayed impa.s.sive, but Tinker clenched her hands into fists on the car roof, until her knuckles showed white, as the search moved to her groin.
"You have no right to do this." Tinker blinked to keep tears out of her eyes. "I haven"t done anything."
"Sorry, kid, them"s the breaks." Durrack actually sounded like he was sorry.
Finally Briggs moved down to the less personal territory of Tinker"s pants pockets. There the search slowed to a crawl. Tinker"s pants had a half dozen pockets, and all of them held something. After the first handful, Briggs dumped the items onto the floor of the backseat.
"Please don"t lose the nuts and bolts," Tinker said. "They"re irreplaceable."
The pockets empty, and double-checked, Briggs stepped back away from Tinker. "If she kicks you with those boots, you"re going to know it."
"Take them off," Durrack ordered Tinker.
Briggs sorted through the pile on the car floor, confiscating "dangerous" items: three different-sized screwdrivers, a pocket acetylene torch, and her Swiss Army knife. They went with her boots into the trunk.
"Can I have the rest of my stuff back?" Tinker asked, nearly whispering in an effort to keep from showing how much she wanted her possessions.
"Just get in. You can pick it up while we drive."
Tinker scrambled into the backseat. There was no lock switch, door handle, or com device.
Durrack slid into the pa.s.senger seat, letting Briggs drive. "Where"s the hospice?"
"You cut through downtown and go up past where the Hill District used to be." Tinker stuffed away her things.
"Where?"
"Centre Avenue out of town. Corner of Old Center and Old Penn."
"New roads named after old roads that don"t exist anymore." He programmed it into the nav system. It must have been tied to one of the few government satellites, because it actually seemed to be working.
Distantly a police siren rose, but they were already turning off her street. Tinker slumped back in the seat. If the police arrived at her place now, she wouldn"t be there to be rescued.
"Who are you two, anyhow?" She contented herself with kicking the back of the front seat.
"I"m Corg Durrack. My a.s.sociate is Hannah Briggs. We"re with NSA."
"What"s that?"
"National Security Agency."
It just didn"t make sense. What had she done to bring these guys down on her? "What do you want with Tinker? He"s never been in the United States."
Durrack made a negation sound. "He was born in the United States-someplace. He would have been five when the gate first moved Pittsburgh to Elfhome."
Oh, this made sense why they didn"t suspect her of being Alexander Bell. They were looking for someone nearly ten years older than her. They hadn"t considered that Tinker was anything but a naturally inseminated child. Add in her male name, and they were obviously completely lost. Still, that didn"t explain why they were looking looking.
"We want to protect Tinker," Hannah Briggs said. "He"s in a lot of danger."
"So you keep on saying." It was a good line to have someone betray a loved one. "Why would anyone want to hurt Tinker? He runs a sc.r.a.p yard. He keeps his nose clean. He"s a good guy."
Briggs gave a flat laugh and murmured, "Yeah, right."
Durrack gave Briggs a hard look. "He"s an extremely intelligent young man who apparently understands the working of the phase gate and in all possibility could build one."
Understood it, yes. Build one? She"d never considered doing that, mostly because the parts were too exotic to find as sc.r.a.p in Pittsburgh. "So?"
Durrack threw her a surprised look. "Do you have any idea how rare that is?"
"Apparently not."
"People like that can be counted on one finger. No one has been able to develop a hyperphase device since Leonardo Dufae"s death. The Chinese figured out how to build it off the designs they stole, but they can"t change it or improve it. If they could, we wouldn"t have this little weirdness called Pittsburgh. Then up pops Tinker, son of the gate"s inventor, trained by the same man, and one a.s.sumes privy to any family secrets."
"Yeah. Energy equals ma.s.s times constant squared."
Durrack turned in his seat now to consider her in a silent study. They crossed the heavy McKees Rocks Bridge, all stone and steel, hopping parts of the riverbank before crossing the Ohio River proper, still choked with barges. It would be a week before river traffic returned to normal. The roads, though, were clear, and minutes later they were crossing the Allegheny River on the Fort Duquesne Bridge.
"Tinker applied to Carnegie Mellon University last Shutdown. It took them a while to put all the pieces together and notify NSA. We"ve blacked it out, except letting them issue an acceptance letter. Hopefully, no one else put the pieces together either."
"What pieces?"
"That Alexander Bell listed Leonardo Dufae as his father, and that according to the testing AI, he understood all the questions, even though he answered them wrong. That includes the filter questions on hyperphase that no one is supposed to be able to answer."
s.h.i.t. She hadn"t considered that they would have an AI filtering the placement testing. Lain had explained that the test was just to see what courses she would need to attend: You can test out of the basics and only take advanced courses You can test out of the basics and only take advanced courses. By tracking eye movement, keystrokes, length of time per question-and correct answers changed to wrong ones-a good AI would easily have determined that she had comprehended all the questions and just chose to get them wrong. "What an idiot."
"If he meant to confuse people, he"s succeeded. Why did Tinker bother to apply to Carnegie Mellon University?"
"He only applied to humor a friend. He doesn"t want to leave Pittsburgh, so he tried to keep them from accepting him."
Durrack made a slight noise of discovery. "Why doesn"t he want to leave?"
Tinker snorted. Durrack had said it with faint disbelief that anyone would want to stay. "Earth has nothing that interests Tinker."
Durrack"s eyes narrowed, and he exchanged glances with Briggs. "What about you?"
"Me?" Tinker squeaked. Oh, please, don"t pay any attention to little old me.
"Would you like to go to Earth?"
Tinker laughed. "No!"
"We can set you up at a nice house. All new furniture. Cleaning robots. Two new cars. Basically replace everything you might lose in a move. You could go to school if you wanted. Earth has malls, the net, cable television, first-cla.s.s restaurants, and Disney World."
"Disney World? I"m supposed to give up my family and friends and everything I know for Disney World?"
"Offer her candy and ice cream," Hannah murmured. "At her age, that might still work."
They were coming up to the Rim. There were long-standing jokes about the slowness it took to move across the border. One joke was that the border was an event horizon of a black hole, something that you could spend a lifetime trying to reach. Another sarcastic prod was that elfin magic made any event last longer than a human lifetime, which was why they"d bioengineered themselves to be immortal.
Hannah, apparently feeling the need for privacy, slid up the sound barrier behind the front seat.
Tinker took out the digital marker that Maynard had given her from the smuggler"s loot and traced a quick eavesdropping spell on the back of the seat.
"...so chances are, Tinker isn"t going to want to come with us."
"That"s a possibility," Durrack said. "I say that if we don"t find the boyfriend at this hospice, we tuck the girl away for safekeeping."
"Durrack, sometimes you scare me. The Pittsburghers are still American citizens-"
"Whose willingness to live on a foreign planet makes their loyalty to the United States suspect."
"Don"t feed me that line. You don"t give a s.h.i.t about that."
"Yes, but it looks good on a report when you bend the h.e.l.l out of the rules."
"Making the girl disappear would do more than bend rules."
"Protective custody. If we"ve thought to use her to get to Tinker, then she"s fair game to anyone looking for him. Do you want the kid in the middle of this? You want to deal with that again? I sure as h.e.l.l don"t."
"It isn"t all black and white. There"s a lot of gray out there, Durrack."
"It"s not the black, white, or gray that I"m worrying about. It"s the blood red. I say if Tinker is out here, we stick them both away until next Shutdown and then smuggle them out to the States."
"We should make sure they actually like one another first. She might be lying about their relationship."
More than you can guess. Tinker watched as the second car in front of them got waved through. Tinker or Tinker"s lover, she was slated to disappear after the hospice search, which meant she had to get away from them at the hospice. She mostly needed to get out of the car. She considered the tactics she could try, from asking to go pee to stating that she wanted to stay in the car. Just because they"d made the one mistake on her ident.i.ty didn"t mean they were truly stupid. Her real name was misleading, and she didn"t remember the application asking for gender or age. Tinker watched as the second car in front of them got waved through. Tinker or Tinker"s lover, she was slated to disappear after the hospice search, which meant she had to get away from them at the hospice. She mostly needed to get out of the car. She considered the tactics she could try, from asking to go pee to stating that she wanted to stay in the car. Just because they"d made the one mistake on her ident.i.ty didn"t mean they were truly stupid. Her real name was misleading, and she didn"t remember the application asking for gender or age.
She considered the hazards of being locked in the car, in case her ploy failed. Could she get out? Unlikely. Trying the reverse-psychology ploy of refusing to leave the car was too risky.
Might as well start working on the bathroom ploy. She tapped on the divider.
It was their turn through the security checkpoint.
Hannah slid down the window and handed out her NSA ID. Durrack handed his across via Hannah.
"We"re looking for a human male," Hannah said in rough, slow Low Elvish. "The girl has no ID. She is our prisoner. We are responsible for her."
While they talked, Tinker pieced together a plea for help in High Elvish.
The elfin border guard glanced in the window at her. She mouthed the plea, just in case she didn"t get the chance to talk to an elf at the hospice.
"Where do you seek this human male?" the elf asked Hannah, gazing intently at Tinker.
"The hospice."
The guard went off with their papers into the guardhouse. Tinker whispered, "Come on, come on," crossing the fingers on both hands. That simple magic didn"t work, if it ever really worked. The guard returned and waved them through.
Hannah drove to the hospice and parked. Tinker"s stomach churned nervously as they walked in. She needed to do this quickly, because the NSA were about to find out that she had been the only human ever treated here.
She picked the brawniest-looking of the elves in the foyer as the NSA agents checked stride, apparently scanning about for an equivalent of a reception desk. She locked eyes with the elf and said quickly, "Please, help me. I am in grave danger. Wolf Who Rules..."
Durrack jerked her back and slapped a hand over her mouth. "What the h.e.l.l did you say?"
Hannah produced her ID and was saying carefully, " "This one is in our care and might be charged with crimes. She is young and foolish."
Tinker hadn"t thought of what the elves might do do in response to her plea. She expected demands for identification and long legal proceedings. She was stunned as the elf unsheathed his sword in a ring of metal. in response to her plea. She expected demands for identification and long legal proceedings. She was stunned as the elf unsheathed his sword in a ring of metal.
Durrack reacted instantly, shoving her aside to pull his own weapon. Hannah shouted, "Drop it! Drop it!"
Tinker scrambled to one side, swearing. This wasn"t what she"d planned! Still, she"d be an idiot not to take advantage of the opportunity. She darted through the door and into the maze of hallways.
What had happened to her life?
One minute it was all so sane and orderly, and now look at her! They say that the elves really couldn"t curse anyone. Elves could use their magic to turn a person into a toad, cause someone to become incredibly uncoordinated, or drop one"s inhibitions like a six-pack of Iron City Beer, but really rotten, everything-turns-against-you-bad luck they couldn"t do.
So why did it seem that someone had cursed her?
Tinker skittered on the slick stone to round the corner; then yelped as she came face-to-face with armed men in EIA uniforms. EIA? How did they get here so fast? Were they real EIA? She tried to turn, her stocking feet went out from under her, and she went sliding directly into them. In a frictionless universe, objects in motion stay in motion. In a frictionless universe, objects in motion stay in motion.
Durrack and Briggs came around the corner, and there was sudden excited shouting. She looked up to find the EIA and the NSA pointing guns at one another.
"NSA!" Durrack shouted. "Put down your weapons!"
"EIA!" the others yelled back. "Drop it!"
Tinker edged toward the closest doorway. No one really seemed to be paying attention to her, but then, she didn"t have a gun.
"This girl is in our protective custody," Briggs growled.