Orville. He must truly be rattled if he was using his real name.
There was a light tap on the door, and Maynard, G.o.d himself, opened it up.
"You"re awake."
"Yes." Tinker wondered what G.o.d wanted with little her.
"I didn"t make the connection between you and the the Tinker until Windwolf told me about some of what you did to keep him alive." Tinker until Windwolf told me about some of what you did to keep him alive."
She shrugged. "Happens all the time. No one expects the legendary Tinker to be a little snot-nosed girl."
No smile. Maybe G.o.d didn"t have a sense of humor. She often suspected that.
"How old are you?" Maynard asked. "Sixteen? Seventeen?"
"Eighteen, as of last month."
"Parents?"
Little alarms were going off. "Where"s this going?"
"I like to know who I"m working with."
Make that big alarms. "Since when am I working with you?"
"Since today. I"ve got a bit of a mystery I need solved, and maybe you can help. They say you"re fit to leave."
He left it nebulous as to whether this was a declinable personal request or an official demand. Maynard certainly wasn"t someone she wanted to alienate; as G.o.d of Pittsburgh, he could make her life h.e.l.l. Now that she was a legal adult, she had nothing to hide. At least, she didn"t think she did.
"Okay. Let me figure out what they did with my clothes, and you can show me this mystery."
Clothes found, and Maynard carefully shooed off, she got up to change.
Under the cotton gown she was naked. She put on her panties and bra without taking off the gown, eyeing the door-which had no lock. Luckily no one burst in to catch her dressing. She pulled on her carpenter"s pants, and then in one quick motion pulled off the gown and slipped into her team shirt. With her back to the door, she took her time b.u.t.toning it up.
The hospice had cleaned her clothes, managing to get all of Windwolf"s blood off her carpenter"s pants and to find a replacement for the bottom b.u.t.ton of her team shirt. It had gone missing weeks ago, and she"d been at a loss as to how to replace it. Cleaning clothes she could do. Repairing was something she could only do to machines.
She stepped into her steel-toed boots, sealed them, and clonked about the room, feeling more able to take on Maynard.
The contents of her pockets sat elegantly arranged in an elegant rosewood box. Elves stunned her sometimes. Most humans probably would have gone through her pockets and tossed most of her treasures. The hospice staff, however, had not only cleaned all the old grease-coated nuts and bolts, but had properly mated them together, and then arranged them by size on green velvet. They looked like bits of silver jewelry. Her spare handmade power lead (extremely crude looking but actually poly-coated gold) had been coiled and tied off with a strand of blue silk. They"d even kept the interesting-looking twig she"d pocketed the day before Shutdown, which now seemed weeks ago, instead of two days. It pleased her (she would have been unable to rebuild three separate projects without the various bolts), but still it weirded her out. When one was immortal, apparently, one had time to waste on other people"s little details of life.
She pocketed her eclectic collection and went out into the hall to find Maynard waiting. He led the way out to the sun-blasted parking lot, towering over her. The flatbed was gone; Oilcan must have driven it back to the yard. Looking at the empty parking s.p.a.ce where the tow truck had sat made her feel horribly alone and vulnerable. Stripped of her powerful toys and standing beside Maynard, she felt all of her five feet nothing. Nathan was as tall as Maynard, but he was a friend, so she never felt particularly small around him. Maynard was EIA. Her grandfather had viewed all forms of government with deep suspicion, which she of course had inherited in some part. After her grandfather had died, and she had been left an orphan in a town that exiled stray human children, the EIA had grown to bogeyman proportions.
I have nothing to fear from the EIA now. She and Oilcan had coasted a year, staying low, until Oilcan hit eighteen. At that time he could stand as head of household, and they were legal again, barely. There was the little matter that they were living in separate houses by that time. Last month, though, she had finally turned eighteen herself.
Maynard traveled in style; a big, black, armored limo rolled up to the curb, stopping so that the back pa.s.senger door could swing open without hitting them, and not an inch farther away. Maynard indicated that she was to slide into the air-conditioned comfort first.
"Parents?" Maynard asked after they pulled out of the hospice"s parking lot.
"I"m eighteen-a legal adult." She tried dodging around the whole parent thing. G.o.ds knew it was far too complex to go into. "I"m also a legal citizen: I was born and raised in Pittsburgh. I"m sole owner of Pittsburgh Sc.r.a.p and Salvage. I did a quarter million dollars in business last year, and all my taxes are paid."
"Your cousin works for you?"
"Yeah."
"Any other family?"
She tried to bluff him off. "Should I save us both the effort and just dump a whole family history on you?"
"Like I said, I like to know who I"m working with."
She considered him and decided that meant "yes." She made a note not to bluff with Maynard again. "My grandfather had two kids: my father, Leonardo, and Oilcan"s mom, Aunt Ada. That"s all the family that I know of."
"Oilcan?" Maynard lifted one eyebrow. "Surely that"s not his real name."
Apparently the loss of their ID cards had slowed down the EIA network. "No, it isn"t. Aunt Ada was married to a man named John Wright. Oilcan"s real name is Orville John Wright. I"m sure it was Grandpa"s idea; he had a thing about inventors."
"Orville Wright." Maynard proved he had some sense of humor and smiled. "I can see why he goes by Oilcan. How did you and Orville end up here in Pittsburgh? You"re too young to immigrate."
"Grandpa immigrated during the first year. I was born here. Oilcan came to live with us when I was six."
"What about your parents? Both yours and Orville"s?"
"Both my dad and Aunt Ada were murdered."
"I"m sorry." Maynard thought for a moment, and then c.o.c.ked his head. "Not here in Pittsburgh, or I would have known about it."
"My father was killed in Oakland before the first Startup. John Wright was a man with a temper; he killed Aunt Ada in Boston. I stayed with Lain when Grandpa went to Boston to get Oilcan; I"ve never been on Earth."
Maynard looked at her for several minutes through narrowed eyes. "Your father was killed-what-ten years before you were born?"
So, one couldn"t slip things easily past this man. "Yes. My grandfather never got over my father"s death. Grandpa used cryogenically stored sperm to have my ovum inseminated in vitro ten years after my father died."
"But your mother is still alive?"
"Technically, no." Tinker sighed-so much for trying to avoid complexity. "My birth mother wasn"t the donor of the egg that my grandfather had inseminated. He also used a cryogenically stored egg. My real mother was also dead before I was born."
Maynard stared at her for several minutes before asking, "Did your parents, your real parents, even know one another?"
"I don"t think so."
"Your parents, who had never met, were dead when you were conceived?"
"Yeah."
"Doesn"t that bother you?"
"Mr. Maynard, if we"re going to work together, can we just stick to scientific facts, and not go jaunting off through history and psychology?"
Maynard exhaled what might have been a laugh. "You hold your own."
Tinker wasn"t sure what he meant by that. Sick of the whole inquisition, she forced the conversation off onto another track. "So what the h.e.l.l do you want me to do?"
"Someone smuggled a large shipment of illegal goods in during Shutdown. Lucky for us, though, they were involved in a multiple-vehicle accident on the Veterans Bridge. Their vehicle was disabled, and they panicked in spectacular fashion, which makes us worried about what all they might have brought into Pittsburgh."
"You didn"t catch them?"
"No," Maynard said. "They unloaded their truck, sorted through the shipment, and carried away what they deemed most important. The driver had been pinned by the accident; they shot him so we couldn"t question him."
"Ouch." That earned her a dark look from Maynard. "So far it doesn"t sound like a panic."
"Well, throw in a carjacking, a.s.sault on the other accident victims, picking up and throwing a Volkswagen Beetle over the side of the bridge in a fit of rage, engaging in a gunfight with police, and trying to blow up with C-4 what they couldn"t carry away, and you start to get the idea."
Tinker gasped. Nathan! Nathan! "Were any of the police hurt?" "Were any of the police hurt?"
Maynard looked surprised at the question. "Luckily, no. Not for the want of trying, though."
"And how do I fit in? I was in McKees Rocks fighting wargs when that accident happened."
"How do you know when when it happened?" it happened?"
"My friend Nathan Czernowski is a cop. He was with me at the sc.r.a.p yard when the call came in. I"m a.s.suming that there was only one multiple-vehicle pileup and fistfight on the Veterans Bridge."
"Yes." Maynard relaxed slightly, apparently accepting her alibi. "Well, you"ll be interested to know that the description of the smugglers match that of your attackers at the Rim."
Tinker swore. "Smuggle in contraband one night, attack Windwolf the next?"
"Very busy people," Maynard said. "It denotes a large organization, of which these men are merely disposable muscle. So far, EIA has been able to keep such crime rings out of Pittsburgh. I want to pull this one up by its roots."
"Sounds like a plan. What does this have to do with me?"
"Some of the load wasn"t contraband, just extremely expensive high-tech parts. The question is, what could they be used to make?"
"Oh, I see."
The impounded goods had been unloaded in a warehouse in the Strip District. Basically just one low room a block long, the place fairly crawled with armed EIA. While security for the building ran high, lighting and climate control left much to be desired. Natural light came in from windows lining an upper walkway. Work lamps tacked to support columns provided additional light, plugged into jury-rigged electrical boxes on newly strung Romex line.
Because of the virgin forests occupying most of the western continent, Elfhome usually ran several degrees cooler than Earth. Since Pittsburgh suffered from high humidity, the lower temperatures were a blessing. The rain storms of Shutdown and Startup over, a rare summer heat, however, had moved in. The warehouse"s only nod toward climate control was ceiling fans, cloaked in the shadows high overhead, that barely moved the ovenlike heat of the building.
Tinker found herself wishing for shorts and a midriff shirt. In Maynard"s company, she didn"t even feel like unb.u.t.toning her shirt. Sweat trickled down her back as she followed Maynard through trestle tables set up and loaded with smuggled goods.
What she discovered made her forget the heat.
There were digital boards, stripping kits, and connector kits. For fiber-optics work, they had a full run of splice trays, hot-melt connector systems, and a curing oven. She found a spool of gold wire. Fault finders, microscanners, and status activity monitors. There were tech kits that set her mouth drooling. Punch boxes. Wire crimp tools. Small precision mirrors. There were even new digital markers that laid out a metal-based ink held in a buckyball matrix. Tinker poked through the stuff, wishing she could take the lot back to her place. Lain had told her tales about the world beyond the Rim where such stuff was plentiful. Much as Tinker loved Pittsburgh, she had to admit that there was a true shortage of goods.
Maynard interrupted her trolling to hand her a length of cable with a box at the end. "Do you know what this is?"
Tinker took it. She turned it in her hands, studying it. The box was molded plastic with two power ports. She tried the various screwdrivers she had tucked into her pockets, the third being the charm, and undid the screws. "Oh my, this is s.e.xy."
"What is it?"
"It"s a power transformer."
"You recognize it?"
"What"s to recognize? This is a male 220 line, meaning you plug it into a 220 outlet. It would have a pull on par with an electric clothes dryer or an electric range. The female leads are typical magic connectors. It takes electrical power and transforms it to magic. The question is-what type of spell is it keyed to?"
"It would have to be keyed to only one spell?"
"There isn"t any way to change the output frequency. It"s preset. Although, if you knew the frequency it was outputting, then you could probably set up a secondary translation spell anytime you wanted to use it for a different spell. You"ll see a loss in power efficiency on the order of eleven percent, but at this amperage, such a power loss would be negligent. s.h.i.t, I could have used something like this on Windwolf. I"ll have to build one."
"You could build one of these?"
"Yeah. It wouldn"t be too hard. Of course, there"s the whole question of why bother. Here on Elfhome, there"s enough magical power to fuel any spell without the cost of electrical energy. And on Earth, except for healing elves, there are already mechanical solutions for almost everything."
"Magic doesn"t work on Earth."
"Does too." Tinker replaced the screws and tightened them down. "The laws of the universe don"t change just because you hop dimensions. The difference is the amount of magical power in the dimension. Think of magic as a waveform pa.s.sing through multiple realities. Elfhome exists at the top of the wave: Magic is plentiful. Earth exists at the bottom of the wave: Magic is rare. Magic follows the laws of physics just like light, gravity, and time. I could show you the math, but it"s fairly complex. There are types of radiation more common in one reality than the other, but lucky for us, the generation waveform seems larger, so we fall close enough on the curve that it doesn"t affect either species adversely."
"So you can do magic on Earth?"
"It"s how I kept Windwolf alive," Tinker said. "I had magic stored in a power sink and used it to feed a healing spell."
"Can you tell what the smugglers might have been trying to build with all this?"
Tinker shrugged. "Not a clue. I"m afraid I don"t have a criminal mind."
"Make a wild guess."
She sighed, glancing around. "Well, unless they scooted off with all all the uncommon stuff, they"re not going to make a wide range of items. I"m guessing all those power transformers are set to the same frequency, or else they would be labeled somehow. There"s a lack of moveable parts, so it"s not like a car or a bike or a printing press. It"s magic-based, either many scattered copies of one spell, or one ma.s.sive spell." the uncommon stuff, they"re not going to make a wide range of items. I"m guessing all those power transformers are set to the same frequency, or else they would be labeled somehow. There"s a lack of moveable parts, so it"s not like a car or a bike or a printing press. It"s magic-based, either many scattered copies of one spell, or one ma.s.sive spell."
"Can you tell what spell?"
"You"d better check with the elves for that. The best I can do is to match the frequency to a known spell, but my knowledge of magic is fairly limited. For all I know, they"re going to change the population of Pittsburgh into frogs."
Maynard sighed slightly, perhaps not looking forward to trying to pry information from the always-obtuse elves. "Anything else?"
"Well..." Tinker held out the power transformer. "You could let me take this home and play with it. I can figure out the cycle on the magic output and search through my spell database for a match. It would at least start eliminating possibilities."
"Take it then."