8: Redefining Self
Oilcan called out, "Tinker? Are you here?" as he came through the door and then checked at the sight of angry Stormhorse, fl.u.s.tered Nathan, and Tinker in a towel.
The sight of Oilcan destroyed all control Tinker had, and she went to him, suddenly crying. Her cousin held her without asking questions, and the males regarded each other in tense silence.
"I think it"s time for you to go," Oilcan said quietly, and Nathan left without another word.
Stormhorse"s hand rode his hilt, and he eyed Oilcan with open suspicion.
"Nagarou." Oilcan identified himself as a sister"s son of Tinker"s father. His Elvish had always been better than hers. He and Stormhorse launched into a High Elvish discussion, faster than she could follow, which ended with Stormhorse bowing and letting himself out of the loft. And then Oilcan held her until she wept herself out. Then, in fits and starts, mostly from editing out what she didn"t want him to know, she told him about Windwolf and Nathan.
"Look at me; I"m shaking so bad."
"If you haven"t eaten anything for three days, then you"re probably weaker than you think. Stormhorse went to get you something to eat."
"He did?" She got up. "Where would he get anything this time of night?"
"I don"t know. Why don"t you get dressed before he comes back?"
So she went back to her bedroom to dress. She found herself pawing through her underwear drawer, looking for the plainest pair of panties she owned. She stopped herself, picked a pair randomly off the top, and pulled them on. Clean jeans, a T-shirt, socks, and then her boots. She stomped around, feeling more like herself.
Oilcan had cleared her kitchen table, wiped it clean, and was washing her few pots and dishes. She got a clean towel and started to dry.
"How long do you think it will take him to get back?"
The sweep of headlights through her loft announced Pony"s return.
"Not long," Oilcan said dryly.
She smacked him with the towel and went to open the door.
Pony came in carrying stacked wicker baskets, wreathed in the perfume of heavenly smelling food. Setting the baskets lightly on her table, he undid the lid and lifted it off to reveal noodle soup in the hand-painted bowl of an enclave restaurant.
"I didn"t think enclaves did takeout." Tinker sat down on the footstool, leaving her two battered and mismatched chairs for the males.
"I persuaded them to do so this one time." Pony sat the noodle soup in front of her. "It would be best if you eat this first."
"Why this?" The noodles were long as spaghetti but nearly as thick as her pinkie and had a slightly waxy appearance. After her experience with the beer, she eyed the soup with suspicion.
"Rich foods on an empty system might upset your stomach, and you need to eat as much as possible. This has very little fat."
Oilcan found her a spoon, and she tried the stock. It was keva bean paste mixed with hot water, simple but delicious. She had to fight to get the noodles into her mouth. Despite their looks, they were mild but good.
"I told them of your nagarou, nagarou, and they sent enough to share." Pony unlocked the top basket and lifted it off, exposing the next level of food: steamed meat dumplings. and they sent enough to share." Pony unlocked the top basket and lifted it off, exposing the next level of food: steamed meat dumplings.
"Mauzouan! You can count me in." Oilcan fetched plates and silverware, got himself a beer from the refrigerator, and settled at one of the chairs. Pony unloaded the rest of the baskets, but remained standing. You can count me in." Oilcan fetched plates and silverware, got himself a beer from the refrigerator, and settled at one of the chairs. Pony unloaded the rest of the baskets, but remained standing.
"Why don"t you sit?" Oilcan paused in sharing out the mauzouan mauzouan to three plates. to three plates.
"I am Tinker domi domi"s guard. I should stand."
"Sit," Tinker snapped.
Pony wavered a moment, then pulled out a chair and sat unhappily. "This isn"t proper."
"Currently I"m too peeved to care," Tinker snapped.
Wise man that he was, Oilcan set a dish of mauzouan mauzouan in front of Pony without comment. in front of Pony without comment.
With Pony on the other side of the table, and food in her hands, Tinker could study him now at leisure. While pretty as all elves tended to be, he was by far the most solid of elves she"d ever seen. He wore wyvern armor, harvested from a beast that ran to the dark blues, with an underlining of black leather to keep the sharp edges of the overlapping scales from cutting him since they themselves couldn"t be dulled. The armor left his arms bare from the shoulders. Permanent protection spells were tattooed down his arms like Celtic knots. For reasons she thought were no more than artistic, the spells were done in graded shades of cobalt; they shifted with the play of his muscles. Unlike most elves she knew, who wore dazzling jewelry, from complex dangling earrings to rings, Pony"s only decoration was dark blue beads woven into his black hair.
While previously it had seemed to Tinker impossible to judge an elf"s age, Pony struck her as young, but she couldn"t tell if that was from some hint in his face or just his manner. He fairly bristled with weapons: a long sword strapped to his back, a pistol riding his hip, and knife hilts peeking out of various locations. Still, he met her gaze with a look that shifted from open honesty, to slight embarra.s.sment, to bewildered confusion, and back around again.
"Where is Windwolf?" Oilcan asked as Tinker ate her soup and studied Pony.
"A message came from Aum Renau." Pony glanced at them to see if they understood. Aum Renau Aum Renau was the name of the palace on Elfhome in roughly the same place as the Palisades were on Earth-overlooking the Hudson River, near New York City. "His presence was requested by Queen Soulful Ember. He couldn"t refuse the summons. He had to go. He wished to leave Sparrow to care for you. She"s quite fluent in was the name of the palace on Elfhome in roughly the same place as the Palisades were on Earth-overlooking the Hudson River, near New York City. "His presence was requested by Queen Soulful Ember. He couldn"t refuse the summons. He had to go. He wished to leave Sparrow to care for you. She"s quite fluent in Tanianante Tanianante"-the Elvish for "those many human languages"-"and Pitsupavute Pitsupavute. The queen, however, requested her appearance specifically along with Windwolf"s."
"The queen is in the Westernlands?" Oilcan asked.
"It is very unexpected. She has not been here since the treaty signing," Pony said. "He wished to bring Tinker domi domi with him, but he didn"t want to take her so far away without consulting her first." with him, but he didn"t want to take her so far away without consulting her first."
That would have p.i.s.sed her off proper, but at least it would have saved her from Nathan being a jerk.
"How did Windwolf change me?"
"I-I do not really know, honestly." Pony screwed up his face, and Tinker suddenly liked the st.u.r.dy dark elf. "I am only of the sekasha sekasha caste, and still considered young. The caste, and still considered young. The domana domana understand the great transformation spells. Windwolf took blood samples while you slept; by the old reckoning, you"re genetically understand the great transformation spells. Windwolf took blood samples while you slept; by the old reckoning, you"re genetically domana domana caste now." caste now."
She shivered. "What do you mean "by the old reckoning"?"
"There was a time when clan leaders often transformed their most trusted followers to domana domana caste. They were then considered full equals by the rest of the caste." caste. They were then considered full equals by the rest of the caste."
"And now?"
Pony touched his own forehead where Tinker bore Windwolf"s mark. "There is the dau dau."
Which Maynard said elevated her to Windwolf"s caste.
"When is Windwolf coming back?" Oilcan asked.
"He couldn"t say," Pony said. "But if he can"t return soon, he might choose to send for Tinker domi. domi." Seeing the look on her face, Pony added, "If she wishes to join him."
Unfortunately, all the wonderful food meant lots of delicate dishes to be cleaned. Still, with all three of them washing and drying, the work went quickly. Pony, however, made no sign of leaving.
"Shouldn"t you go back to the lodge?"
"Windwolf told me to guard over you. I can"t do that at the lodge."
"So, you plan to stay with me until Windwolf comes back to say otherwise?"
"Yes."
Oh, great.
Tinker saw the look on Oilcan"s face. "What?"
"You"re sleeping at my place tonight," Oilcan said in English. "I wasn"t crazy about you being alone, but him here too-I"d feel better being close."
"Then stay the night."
"You only have your bed and the couch."
"Oh, yes. Okay." She sighed and yawned. "Your place."
Oilcan had lucked into a place on Mount Washington, a sprawling three-bedroom condo in a high-rise apartment building, on the sole condition that he keep the elevator, air-conditioning, and heat working. His balcony looked out over downtown Pittsburgh and the endless canopy of elfin forest.
Pony worked to make himself invisible to them, keeping still and quiet. As Oilcan went to check on his rarely used guest beds, Tinker strolled out onto the balcony and looked down at the city.
Why had Windwolf changed her? Was it a gift for saving his life-a life for a life? Or was it more, as the s.e.x implied? Did he love her? And what exactly did she feel about his gift? It was too frighteningly huge to handle. She was an elf.
"You okay?" Oilcan padded out onto the balcony with her.
"I"m fine-just a little rattled. What about you?"
"You mean, how am I with this?" Oilcan flicked his hand up and down to indicate her new body. "I"m cool. So you"ve got dorky ears." He leaned out and fingered one tip, and it felt embarra.s.singly good.
"Hey, don"t mess with the ears."
Oilcan jerked his hand back and looked hurt. "Sorry."
"It"s just-they"re erogenous zones."
"Oh. Oh! Oh!"
"Exactly."
"Are we still cousins? At least in the genetic sense?"
"Would it matter if I"m not?"
"No, but it would be comforting if you were." Oilcan took her hand. "After my mother died, Grandpa said something to me. He said that as long as I and my children after me lived, my mother would be alive, living on through her bloodline. It"s how humans reach immortality. It"s why he made sure you were born, even after your father had died so long ago."
They lapsed into silence.
"Lain could check and see," Tinker whispered. "We could go see her tomorrow."
"But what if she says we"re not?" She wondered how much it meant to him. If it meant a lot, she wouldn"t give up Oilcan for Windwolf; she"d find some way of getting back to her real self.
"Whatever Lain finds, you"ll always be my best friend and little sister."
"Little sister?"
"Based on love, not blood," Oilcan said. "n.o.body can touch that if we don"t let them."
She hugged him hard and wondered if he wasn"t the smarter of the two of them.
They made an odd threesome on Lain"s porch. Oilcan with his blatant humanity, Pony unmistakably elfin, and Tinker caught somewhere between the two. Lain answered the door, went pale at the sight of Tinker, and murmured, "Oh dear. Oh dear."
"It"s really not that bad." Tinker tried for a brave front, and then failed. "Is it?"
Lain gazed at her for another minute before saying, "No, love, no. It"s fine. Come in. I"d ask what in the world happened, but it"s obvious that Windwolf happened."
"Pony, this is Lain." Tinker introduced the warrior. "Lain, this is Galloping Storm Horse On Wind, but he goes by Pony. He"s one of Windwolf"s bodyguards, but he"s been told to guard over me. He doesn"t speak English."
The two bowed to each other.
Lain led the trio back to her sprawling kitchen. Pony ranged through it and the connecting rooms, looking for danger.
"Where"s his master?" Lain asked quietly in English, avoiding Windwolf"s name.
Tinker followed suit as she explained about the queen"s summons as Lain put the teakettle on. "Oilcan and I want you to test us to see how much he he changed me-are we still cousins?" changed me-are we still cousins?"
"Of course you are!" Lain cried, then saw the looks on their faces. "There"s a good chance you"ll only be disappointed. He"s obviously done something quite radical."
"But I"m still me. I feel the same. I think the same way. I have all my memories." Tinker had woken in a blind panic the night before, searched through old memories, factored out several large numbers, and considered a fix to one of her newer inventions before satisfying herself at that level. "The only thing different seems to be my sense of taste. Beer tastes awful, and I couldn"t stand the instant hot chocolate this morning. Pony wouldn"t drink it either."
"Well, beer is bitter because of the hops." Lain shooed Pony out of her path to the fridge with her crutch. "Elves seem to have evolved an intolerance to alkaloids. That"s why they avoid coffee, tea, and nicotine in addition to the many toxic alkaloid-containing plants we stay away from as well."
"Well, that kills most of my favorite drinks," Tinker said.
"I have some herbal tea you can drink, but I think you"ll have to be careful. A strong allergic reaction can be quite deadly." Lain took out a bowl of strawberries. "I"ve also found that elves are sensitive to certain types of fats we put in commercial food products. They love natural peanut b.u.t.ter, but the brands with trans-fat cause them trouble."
Tinker named her favorite brand of peanut b.u.t.ter.
"Sorry, love." Lain sat the strawberries in front of Tinker. "Luckily I make my own whipped cream, or that would be out too. Depending on the brand of instant you"re using, it might be why you couldn"t stand the hot chocolate."
Tinker considered her well-stocked kitchen at her loft. "I don"t have any food I can eat, then."
"You"ll have to rely on Tooloo more for fresh foods, then." Lain fetched the whipped cream. "Vegetables, meat, eggs, b.u.t.ter, and even the bread she bakes is most likely safer. Can I get you anything, Oilcan? Coffee? Tea?"