"Robert dear, have you saved up that thousand yet?"
"Why, no, my love," he replied; "not all of it."
"How much have you saved, darling?"
"Just two dollars and thirty-five cents, dear."
"Oh, well," said the sweet young thing as she snuggled a little closer, "don"t let"s wait any longer, darling. I guess that"ll do."--_R.M.
Winans_.
_See_ also Economy; Thrift.
SCANDAL
An ill wind that blows n.o.body good.
SCHOLARSHIP
There is in Washington an old "grouch" whose son was graduated from Yale. When the young man came home at the end of his first term, he exulted in the fact that he stood next to the head of his cla.s.s. But the old gentleman was not satisfied.
"_Next_ to the head!" he exclaimed. "What do you mean? I"d like to know what you think I"m sending you to college for? _Next_ to the head! Why aren"t you at the head, where you ought to be?"
At this the son was much crestfallen; but upon his return, he went about his work with such ambition that at the end of the term he found himself in the coveted place. When he went home that year he felt very proud. It would be great news for the old man.
When the announcement was made, the father contemplated his son for a few minutes in silence; then, with a shrug, he remarked:
"At the head of the cla.s.s, eh? Well, that"s a fine commentary on Yale University!"--_Howard Morse_.
"Well, there were only three boys in school to-day who could answer one question that the teacher asked us," said a proud boy of eight.
"And I hope my boy was one of the three," said the proud mother.
"Well, I was," answered Young Hopeful, "and Sam Harris and Harry Stone were the other two."
"I am very glad you proved yourself so good a scholar, my son; it makes your mother proud of you. What question did the teacher ask, Johnnie?"
""Who broke the gla.s.s in the back window?""
Sammy"s mother was greatly distressed because he had such poor marks in his school work. She scolded, coaxed, even promised him a dime if he would do better. The next day he came running home.
"Oh, mother," he shouted, "I got a hundred!"
"And what did you get a hundred in?"
"In two things," replied Sammy without hesitation. "I got forty in readin" and sixty in spellin"."
Who ceases to be a student has never been one.--_George Iles_.
_See also_ College students.
SCHOOLS
"Mamma," complained little Elsie, "I don"t feel very well." "That"s too bad, dear," said mother sympathetically. "Where do you feel worst?"
"In school, mamma."
SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT
The late Sylva.n.u.s Miller, civil engineer, who was engaged in railroad enterprise in Central America, was seeking local support for a road and attempted to give the matter point. He asked a native:
"How long does it take you to carry your goods to market by muleback?"
"Three days," was the reply.
"There"s the point," said Miller. "With our road in operation you could take your goods to market and be back home in one day."
"Very good, senor," answered the native. "But what would we do with the other two days?"
A visitor from New York to the suburbs said to his host during the afternoon:
"By the way, your front gate needs repairing. It was all I could do to get it open. You ought to have it trimmed or greased or something."
"Oh, no," replied the owner "Oh, no, that"s all right."
"Why is it?" asked the visitor.