When I opened the purse I found in it fifty doubloons, and a slip of paper.
"What is this?" I inquired, holding the paper toward him.
"A promissory note for two-thousand thalers, payable in three months."
I knew very well that a note of hand was as good as money, and was quite satisfied with the trade--only, the time of payment was too long distant to suit me.
"It is a Hamburg custom, my son," replied Master Meyer when I mentioned my objections. "The money must have time to mature."
I was obliged to be satisfied, besides, fifty doubloons would be quite enough to keep me in food and raiment for three months.
The supper Master Meyer now placed before me was of a sort I would not have believed his larder capable of supplying--judging from the fare he had offered me first. There were pasties of all sorts, game, confections and a choice selection of wines. Of the last I took special care not to imbibe too freely. Master Meyer"s family joined us at the repast; there were three daughters, comely, and of marriageable age; and a son. The latter, I was informed, was a student at the university. I thought him rather advanced in years for a student!
There was not the least resemblance between the three young women; no one would have taken them to be sisters. They were merry creatures, sang and played on the harp and the guitar.
One of them, a blonde, was very pretty. I noticed that she stole frequent glances toward me, and when her eyes met mine she would blush and smile enchantingly.
I was still young, and not at all averse to a flirtation. Moreover, I was a widower. I had had enough experience with the fairer s.e.x, however, to teach me that it would be well to be on my guard.
Master Meyer had introduced me to his family as "Junker Hermann." The blonde daughter"s name was Agnes. She was a sentimental and romantic maid. I sat by her side at supper, and was so fl.u.s.tered by the glances from her blue eyes, I could think of nothing more sensible to say to her than: "that when the dear Lord should bestow on me a family, I would have just such spoons as her father"s"--with which we were eating the chocolate cream--and that my own and my wife"s crests should be engraved on the handles. This remark led me to observe further that I thought the initial letters of Hermann and Agnes would form a pretty monogram. My fair neighbor could not see just how the letters might be arranged. I told her it was very simple: the A need only be inserted between the two uprights of the H to make the union perfect.
I wanted the Meyers to believe that I was a genuine cavalier, so I said to the father--after I had emptied my third gla.s.s of wine:
"That ring on your finger pleases me very much. I should like to buy it."
"Well, you see, Junker Hermann," he returned slowly, turning the ring on his finger, "this is a costly piece of jewelry. The carbuncle alone is worth fifty thalers; besides, the ring is an heirloom. I wouldn"t sell it for seventy thalers."
"Would you sell it for eighty?"
"I wouldn"t let anyone but you, Junker Hermann, have it at any price!
As you seem to have taken such a fancy to it, then take it, in G.o.d"s name, for eighty thalers."
"All right," said I. "Just keep the eighty thalers out of the two-thousand you owe me."
At mention of the two-thousand thalers Agnes helped me to a second dish of chocolate cream.
"I will draw up a note for the amount," said her father. "We are only human, and no one can tell what may happen to me."
"Write whatever you like and I"ll scrawl my signature to it," I replied disdainfully.
When he had quitted the room, Agnes whispered to me:
"I am very sorry father sold his ring. It is a talisman in our family, and was given to my mother as a wedding-present."
"And suppose"--I whispered back to her--"my buying it does not take it out of the family?"
"I don"t quite understand you," she replied, casting down her eyes, and blushing.
"I shall make my meaning clearer when I may speak to you alone."
"That can be arranged very easily, Junker Hermann; when the family have gone to their rooms for the night, we can meet in the bow-window chamber--then you can tell me what you have to say."
The father now returned with the note to the dining-room. It was for one-hundred thalers, that being the sum--princ.i.p.al and interest--I should owe Master Meyer at the expiration of three months.
I did not think it worth while to waste words over the usurious interest charged; but signed my name with cavalier _sangfroid_, and the ring was transferred from Master Meyer"s hand to my own. As my hand was considerably larger than his, which was exceedingly thin and bony, I could only get the ring on the second joint of my little finger.
Just at that moment Rupert, the elderly student, must have made a teasing remark to his sister; for the three at once set upon him, and began to belabor him with their fists, and cry out that he should not have any more wine that evening.
"Very well," he exclaimed, laughing, "then I"ll go to the tavern and get some."
He invited me to accompany him; saying that we should find at the tavern some good company and bad wine. I excused myself on the plea that I was very tired, and wanted to rest. He departed alone, and we heard him singing, and knocking against the doors with his stick, as he staggered down the street.
Good-nights were now exchanged, and each one went to his or her room.
I waited with considerable impatience until the house had become quiet; then I stole on tip-toe to the bow-window chamber. This apartment is in the top story of the house, and projects several feet over the street. A bright moon illumined the cozy chamber, so that a lamp was not necessary.
I had not long to wait; the soft rustle of feminine garments very soon announced the coming of my charming Agnes.
I met her at the door, took her hand in mine, and drew her into the bow-window. She asked me without further ceremony, to explain how the ring I had bought from her father could remain in their family now that I was the owner of it.
"Nothing easier in the world! my dear Agnes," I made answer. "I need only to slip it on your finger as an engagement ring."
She understood my explanation, and allowed me to place on the third finger of her left hand the ring for which I owed one-hundred thalers.
After this ceremony I asked--as was natural--if I might seal the bargain with a kiss--
"Ha! I knew that was coming!" interrupted the chair; "we don"t care to hear that sort of evidence."
"Why," pacifically interposed the prince, "Why, a kiss is nothing out of the way."
"_One_ kiss would not be; but it would not stop at one; a second and a third--and heaven only knows how many more would follow, and--
"Pray allow me to contradict your honor," respectfully interrupted the prisoner. "There was only one. I will admit that I was about to help myself to more, but I was hindered--"
"By the white dove on your shoulder, of course!" interrupted the mayor"s ironical tones.
"No, your honor, not the white dove. Just at the moment I was going to take the second kiss, there came from the street directly underneath the bow-window, the most unearthly sounds--as if a herd of angry elephants were bellowing for their supper. I never heard so hideous a noise. It was a mixture of the squealing of a wild boar; the neighing of a horse; the blare of a trumpet, and the clattering of a heavy wagon over cobbles."
"Jesu Maria! the moo-calf!" shrieked my terror-stricken betrothed, tearing herself from my arms. The next instant she had vanished, with my hundred-thaler ring.
Furious with rage, and not a little fear, I sprang to the window, flung back the sash, and thrust out my head--never once thinking of the dire result which would follow such action: my head swollen to the size of a barrel.
However, that did not happen to me; but enough pepper was blown into my eyes to prevent me, most effectually, from seeing anything on the earth, or in the heaven! I howled with pain and rage--compared to the sounds which came from my throat, the moo-calf"s bellowing was the weakly puling of an infant.
But, such was the fear of my host and his daughters, of the fiendish brute, that not one of them ventured to come to my a.s.sistance. I was obliged to grope my way unaided to my room, and to wash the pepper from my blinded eyes as best I could.
While I was thus engaged Rupert returned home, and joined his howls to mine; he said the moo-calf had attacked him, and almost done for him.
His face and clothes were proof of a rough and tumble encounter with something: the former was scratched and bleeding, and his garments looked as though he had had a scuffle with an enraged eagle. His bed and mine were in the same room, and neither of us slept very much that night. The student was frightfully ill; he kept muttering constantly something about the moo-calf; while I sat by the basin until daylight, mopping my eyes with water.
The cursed moo-calf! Why didn"t he bellow before I gave my costly ring into Agnes" keeping? It was not at all likely that I should soon have another opportunity to be alone with her!