Chapter 471 Sweet Spicy Miso Offal
Gumihou: Ahh, let’s have some nostalgic deletes:
[1] Repet.i.tive ‘Woah really?!’ & ‘Yummy~ yummy~’ scenes
[2] Tiresome and nothing new ‘Ufufu Net Super things~’ scenes
Fer, Grandpa Gon, Sui and Dora-chan were staring out the window.
It was pouring cats and dogs outside.
I don’t mean that literally, though it would certainly have been an interesting sight, it was raining pretty hard. It started pouring quite suddenly after we got home.
“Unfortunately, we have to cancel the Grilled Offal party,” I said.
Grandpa Gon drooped, “Sad…”
“Ah, ahem, if you don’t mind not having it grilled, I can still serve offal dishes. [1] Let’s see stews will take a little time…”
[1]
“No! Make it quickly! I want to eat it now!” Fer was pus.h.i.+ng me with his paw.
“Hey, stop it! Fine, if you want something quick, I guess it will have to be a stir-fry. If I use a strong fire and crisp it up quickly, it’s as close to grilled food as it gets.”
““Yay~!!””
“”Woohoo!!””
“I appreciate it very much, Master.”
“Humph, I supposed that’s fine.”
“… yeah, whatever, anyway, all of you wait here.”
I left them in the living room and made my way to the kitchen. Let’s see, I still have all kinds of offal meat, but when it comes to cooking in large volume, it’s probably best to use one kind of meat. That is the large intestines.
Dungeon Beef large intestines.
“Let’s make Sweet & Spicy Miso Horumon Bowl!”
Just thinking about biting into a sweet and spicy piece of offal and feeling the juiciness squirting into my mouth, sluurrp, ugh, a beer! Rice and beer!
Aaah!! Let’s have Sweet & Spicy Miso Horumon with warm rice and cold beer!
Aside from being quick, it’s also super easy to make. [2] Let’s see, Hmm, all I’m missing are the chilli bean paste and green onions. After purchasing these from [Net Super], time to start cooking.
First things first, take out the Dungeon Beef large intestines. The Rosendal orphanage children did an excellent job cleaning it, which cut down a lot of my prep work. After cutting the offal into bite-size pieces, give it a quick blanch.
Blanching not only removes whatever unwanted odour off the offal, but also some extra fat that would make the final dish too oily.
Set the blanched meat aside and prepare the rest of the ingredients.
Slice the onion into thin wedges and chop the green onions. These would go into the dish at the end for a crisp finish. Overcooking these would only make the dish look sad.
For the seasoning, mix miso, soy sauce, sugar, sake, grated garlic and chilli bean paste together.
Next, in a large hot pan, add sesame oil and stir-fry the offal.
A lot of fat would come out so it’s best to use kitchen paper to dab it off.
Once the offal had been cooked through, add the onion, give it a couple of stirs and then pour in the seasoning liquid. For this kind of dish, it is best to keep the liquid content as low as possible.
Tip the frying pan and pour out whatever excess oil without removing the sauce. By the way, you can save this very fragrant oil and fry up some cabbages or something.
Finally, place the stir-fried Sweet & Spicy Miso Horumon onto a bed of white rice and top it with some green onions.
“Uwaah, just thinking about tasting this gives me the chills~~”
I was on the verge of doing so when I noticed four shadows by the kitchen door. Four pairs of eyes glinted at me.
Ah.
“Ahem,” I scooped out more rice and portioned them onto four deep dishes and settled the stir-fried meat on top. After scattering the green onions over the Sweet & Spicy Miso Horumon Don, it was time to serve.
“Master, I never thought that internal organs could be this delicious,” said Grandpa Gon. [1]
“It certainly is not bad,” said Fer loftily. “Another.” [1]
“”Yummy~~ Sui wants second~~””
“”Same here!”” [1]
After giving everyone their second helping, I prepared my own Sweet & Spicy Miso Horumon Set, complete with a nice and cold Company A’s dry beer that comes in a silver can.
“Itadakima~su~”
First, a hearty mouthful of stir-fried offal with piping hot white rice~
“—!!! Delish~~!”
The combination of sweet and savoury miso goes wonderfully well with the white rice~~ the best combo ever.
Next.
Glug, glug, glug…
“Puhah! Ku~ that’s the best!”
I proceed to rip into my bowl of Sweet & Spicy Miso Horumon.
Uwaah, I can’t stop~
That night, I gobbled down plenty of offal for dinner alongside my familiars.
After dinner was a bath, then bed.
Well, everyone had gone to bed except me. I was currently sitting by myself in the living room with a café au lait.
“Let’s go look for that bathroom contractor tomorrow,” I muttered to myself.
Although Fer hates bathing and often had to be coerced into taking one, Grandpa Gon seems to enjoy it. Therefore, it’s best to expand the bathroom and put in a bigger tub or something so that we could all properly enjoy our baths (minus Fer).
Right, that’s enough random thoughts.
Time to face the real reason why I’m still awake at this time.
“Ahem, is everyone there?”
Ah, the sound of running footsteps…
“You finally called us—!!”
Ah, Ninril-sama’s voice was as shrill as ever.
“I have been waiting~ I did a lot of research and I know just what I want~ Ufufufufu~”
Kishar-sama’s laughter is freaking me out… [2] Please understand that [Net Super]’s goods are limited, okay?
“Yoshya! Nice timing, I’m thi~is close to running out of beer,”
The enthusiastic beer addict, Agni-sama. [2]
“Ice-cream. Cake too…”
The ever-taciturn Ruka-sama still manages to convey her message with a few words.
“You’re here! I have my list down! War G.o.d?”
“Ou! Same here! I really want to try that thing.”
Okay… that was a little bit different… [2]
“Ahem, as usual, I shall take your orders now. First, Ninril-sama…”
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“Hahhh…. It’s finally over…”
There were some hardcore requests this time, especially from Kishar-sama and the whisky addicts. [2] I’d be in trouble if I had not taken down their requests in detail.
[2] I have never even seen or heard some of the things they requested.
Well, I guess research is part of the fun, who am I to stop them from doing it?
For every customer with repeated (boring) orders like Ninril-sama, some were a little more adventurous.
Well, each to their own. As for myself, *yawn* time to go to bed.
Tomorrow, I have to pay a visit to the contractor and make sure everyone’s orders are fulfilled.
I yawned again and trudged towards the bedroom where everyone had gathered to sleep.
[Gumihou: *Yawn*]
Horumon is a catch-all phrase for innards or internal organs, but generally, it refers to ‘entrails’ or ‘discarded things’. By the way, horumon is the short form of ‘horu mono’ aka ‘discarded things’, so it had nothing to do with hormones, lol.
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