Ch 76 -- The Companion G.o.ddesses (part 2)
Well, what should I do? The G.o.ddesses are demanding I fix their problem with Rusalka-sama. It"s like me asking some ants living by my front door to fix my leaky roof. Um, um, really, think think...
Basically the G.o.ddesses are telling me that if I got a divine blessing from Rusalka-sama then it wouldn"t actually do me any good since I"m already covered by the previous divine blessing from a certain deplorable G.o.ddess. What if Rusalka-sama"s blessing was bestowed on someone else ............ Ah!
"Th- the divine blessing, that is Rusalka-sama"s blessing should be given to Sui, my contracted monster."
"O, Oh, that"s a good idea you know." said a particularly gluttonous G.o.ddess of my regrettably long acquaintance.
"Sounds good, doesn"t it?" Fire G.o.ddess Agni agreed.
"Well, that"s one way to fix it." said Earth G.o.ddess Kishar.
If it"s not going to have any effect on me then there is only Fer or Sui left to receive Rusalka-sama"s blessing (small) but Fer already has the full blessing of a certain deplorable G.o.ddess (Wind G.o.ddess Ninril) so that just leaves Sui.
"I understand. A Slime is a monster with a water property so my blessing would be appropriate. ...... but can I really give it?" It seems that something was wrong.
"Hey, Ruka-chan? Do you have a problem giving your divine blessing to a Slime?"
"I am fine giving my blessing to a Slime but unlike you others I haven"t been handing out blessings to all-comers without thinking about the consequences so I"m just a bit hesitant."
"Hey Ruka-chan, it"s a bit of an overstatement to say that we"ve been careless handing out blessings."
"That"s right, Ruka."
"It"s the truth though. Everyone else been handing out blessings to individuals at the rate of one every ten years. The G.o.d of Creation scolded us and told us we should only bestow our blessings once every century or so. It"s been over 130 years since I last gave out a blessing. That means... good, there"s no problem with me giving the Slime my blessing."
"Yay..."
"Good to go..."
"Ohohoho..."
Everyone was pleased that Ruka-sama"s objections had been settled, but her comment about the G.o.d of Creation scolding certain G.o.ddesses for handing out their blessings too frequently, well...
"Well, everyone, please calm down. F- for the time being I will make offerings to everyone equally."
"No fair, I kept it secret because I was afraid it would be like this." grumped a certain overweight G.o.ddess. "I gave you my protection first so my share of the offerings should be bigger. I won"t forgive you if you don"t."
"What are you saying Ninril-chan? Other-world-guy-kun should treat us all equally. It"s not nice of you to try and monopolise him so just stop it."
"But whoever was first should get priority, shouldn"t they?" the deplorable G.o.ddess persisted.
"Ninril, quit it." Fire G.o.ddess Agni growled.
Ha ha ha, I wish you four petulant G.o.ddesses would just grow up...
"Mumble mumble"
"Hey, that"s not a nice thing to say Ruka-chan. Anyway I"m sure that other-world-guy-kun will do his best for us." Earth G.o.ddess Kishar said, trying to settle things down between her colleagues while dumping the responsibility onto the overworked underpaid salaryman i.e. me. Thanks.
"So, on that note, please offer us a little something for our efforts today ~ "
"... ... " (nods vigorously)
"Oh, I"m looking forward to eating sweet things but I wish I had some booze." Fire G.o.ddess Agni muttered.
"Agni, don"t say things like that." Earth G.o.ddess Kishar chided.
"She"s right you know. Don"t mention alcohol."
"Booze, no good." Water G.o.ddess Rusalka whispered.
"Hmm? Why?" I wondered.
"Why? Because if unusual things like alcoholic drinks from another world turn up here, THOSE GUYS will come."
"That"s right. Troublesome individuals will definitely appear."
"The G.o.d of War, the G.o.d of Blacksmiths, all sorts of bothersome G.o.ds will push their way in if they smell alcohol."
Ah, so that"s the reason not to offer up alcohol?
"Oh yeah, they get mad and argue when they start drinking."
"Yes that"s true. Moreover they wouldn"t pa.s.s up the opportunity to taste other-world alcohol, you know."
"So absolutely no liquor." proclaimed Earth G.o.ddess Kishar. That seemed quite definite. The G.o.d of War and the G.o.d of Blacksmiths, do they really like alcohol so much?
"W- well, OK then, no booze. It seems a bit rough having to do without alcohol, I must admit." Agni-sama seems focussed on the idea of getting her hands on alcohol some day though.
"So now we"ve got that sorted, how about you get those sweets on their way to us?"
"That"s right. Offer us sweets quick."
I wasn"t sure it was really "sorted" but I arranged my Net Super purchases on the usual cardboard-box altar, closed my eyes and prayed.
"G.o.ddess companions, I thank you for granting us everyone"s blessing. Please continue to take care of us from now on."
When I opened my eyes the confectionery that had been on the cardboard altar had disappeared.
"This offering is not enough you know. It"s meant to be for four of us, so increase it." The b.i.t.c.hing started immediately. I sighed.
"That"s right. Ninril-chan eats a lot and we want to eat as much as she does. It wouldn"t be fair otherwise."
"True, true. Hand over as much as you gave Ninril." growled Fire G.o.ddess Agni.
"... ..." (nods at high speed) Water G.o.ddess Rusalka was equally vehement in her own silent manner.
"Yeah, lots and lots."
Ohhhh well, since you insist... I decided to hurry things along since the G.o.ddesses were getting fractious. I quickly opened the Net Super and bought all kinds of of sweet buns and cakes and Western sweets and j.a.panese sweets at random from the menu.
"Here"s the extra sweets you requrested." I prayed. "Please accept them as my offering to you. There"s the same amount I offered to Ninril-sama for each of you so please do not argue over them." The last request was wishful thinking on my part.
After the second lot of confectionery I placed on the cardboard altar disappeared the G.o.ddesses" voices echoed in my head again.
"Hey, good job you!"
"They"re so sweet, other-world-guy-kun."
"Other world sweets, gmm..."
"Muggumuggu (nodding while eating dorayaki)"
"Ah, what are you eating! I will not forgive you if you eat MY special offerings, you know!"
"Well, I don"t want Agni-chan and Ruka-chan to eat all the good items."
"But why are you eating ALL the dorayaki, Ruka-chan? They"re not just for you. I mean, dorayaki is my personal favorite, gobbling it like that is not nice-"
The hen-house clucking of the G.o.ddesses was suddenly cut off as the oracle ended, thank goodness. Deary me, the G.o.ddess companions do make a lot of noise. I didn"t know what the world of the G.o.ds was really like before but now I wish someone would do something about it, please? What now... maybe I should Appraise the effects of my two new blessings on my status?
[ Name ] Mukouda (Tsuyos.h.i.+ Mukouda)
[ Age ] 27
[ Job ] A person from a different world who got caught
[ Level ] 11
[ Stamina ] 194
[ Magic Powers ] 189
[ Attack Powers ] 175
[ Defense Powers ] 174
[ Agility ] 170
[ Skill ] Appraisal Item Box Fire Magic Earth Magic Familiar
[ Contracted Monsters] Fenrir, Baby Slime
[ Unique Skill ] Net Super
[ Protection ] Wind G.o.ddess Ninril"s blessing (small) Fire G.o.ddess Agni"s blessing (small)
Earth G.o.ddess Kishar"s blessing (small)
OK, Agni-sama and Kishar-sama"s blessings are new. I"ll see how effective they are tomorrow. Oh, my level"s also gone up. Level 11, huh? It"s been going up since I came here but Sui is still well in front. Ha ha ha... Wait, how has Sui"s status changed now she"s got Ruka-sama"s blessing?
[Name] Sui
[Age] 1 month
[Types] Big Slime
[Level] 6
[Fitness] 855
[Magical Power] 848
[Attack power] 834
[Defense force] 842
[Agility] 852
[Skill] Acid Bullet Restorative Medicine Creation Growth Water Magic
[ Protection ] Water G.o.ddess Rusalka"s blessing
Her age is still one month, the fractions aren"t shown. I"m 27 years old on my status and that"s all. I suppose days can"t be shown for Sui"s age or months for mine.
Oh, Sui is getting ahead of me, she"s already level 6 after she evolved. Her magic skill has increased too. That will be due to Ruka-san"s blessing. Sui"s magic was already strong before, now she"s received the G.o.ddess" blessing she"ll become stronger as the blessing of the Water G.o.ddess increases the power of her water magic. Sui will become stronger in the blink of an eye, and she"s still only a month old.
At any rate I"ll have to test my magic skills but I"ll also have to see what Sui"s water magic can do as well. We"ll do some magic experiments outside town tomorrow.