"All right," said the exile. "I"ve nothing more to say; but there"s one thing mighty certain. I"m going with you. I want to witness your triumph."
"Very well," said Toppleton. "Come along. But if you do, leave that infernal whistle of yours home, or there"ll be trouble."
"I"m hardly anything else but a whistle. I can"t help whistling, you know."
"Then there are only two things to be done. You must either get yourself set to the tune of Yankee Doodle, or stay right here. I"m not going to have my plans upset by any such buoy like tootle-toot as you are when you get excited."
"Perhaps, on the whole, I"d better stay home."
"I think you had," said Toppleton. "You would be sure to whistle before we were out of the woods."
Hopkins and his invisible client had hardly finished this interview when the tailor"s boy arrived, bringing with him the fantastic garments Hopkins had ordered, and almost simultaneously there came a second letter from Barncastle of Burningford, which set many of the exile"s fears at rest, and gave Toppleton good reason to believe that for the first part of his plan all was plain sailing. Barncastle"s note was very short, but it was a welcome one, for it acknowledged the receipt of Toppleton"s "characteristically American acceptance to dine," and closed with an expression of Barncastle"s hope that Hopkins would become one of his guests for the Christmas holidays at the Hall.
"See, there!" said Hopkins, triumphantly. "That is the way my plans work."
"You are a Napoleon!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed the exile.
"Not quite," returned Hopkins, drily. "I won"t have any Waterloo in mine; but say, Edward, let"s try on our Uncle Sam"s."
"Let"s!" echoed the exile. "I am anxious to see how we look."
"There!" said Toppleton, ten minutes later, as he grasped the green cotton umbrella, and arrayed in the blue dress coat and red tie and other peculiar features of the costume he had adopted, stood awaiting the verdict of the exile.
"You look it, Toppleton; but I think there is one thing missing. Where is your chin whisker?"
"By Jove!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Hopkins, with a gesture of impatience. "How could I forget that? And it"s too late now, for if there is one thing a Yankee can"t do, Chatford, it is to force a goatee inside of forty-eight hours.
I"ll have to cook up some explanation for that--lost it in an Indian fight in Fairmount Park, Philadelphia, or some equally plausible theory, eh?"
"I think that might work," said the exile, in an acquiescent mood since the receipt of Barncastle"s second note.
"I thought you would," returned Hopkins. "The little detail that there aren"t any Indians in Fairmount Park, Philadelphia, doesn"t affect the result, of course. But tell me, Chatford, how do I look?"
"Like the very devil!" answered the exile with enthusiasm.
"Good," said Toppleton. "If I look like him I"ve got Barncastle down, for if the devil is not his twin brother, he is his master. In either event I shall be a _persona grata_ at the court of Barncastle of Burningford."
CHAPTER XIII.
AT BARNCASTLE HALL.
TOPPLETON"S surmises as to Barncastle"s method of receiving him appeared to be correct, for upon his arrival, green umbrella and carpet bag in hand, at the Fenwick Merton station he was met by no less a person than his host himself, who recognized him at once.
"I knew it was you," said Barncastle, as he held out his hand to grasp Toppleton"s. "I knew it was you as soon as I saw you. Your carpet bag, and the fact that you are the only person on the train who travelled first cla.s.s, were the infallible signs which guided me."
"And I knew you, Barncastle, the minute I saw you," said Hopkins, returning the compliment, "because you looked less like a lord than any man on the platform. How goes it, anyhow?"
The Englishman"s countenance wore a puzzled expression as Toppleton put the question.
"How goes it?" he repeated slowly. "How goes what? The train?"
"Oh, no," laughed Hopkins. "How goes it is Rocky Mountain for how"s things, all your family well, and your creditors easy?"
"Ah! I see," said Barncastle with a smile. "All is well with us, thank you. My daughter is awaiting your coming with very great interest; and as for my creditors, my dear sir, I am really uncertain as to whether I have any. My steward can tell you better than I how they feel."
"It"s a great custom, ain"t it?" said Hopkins with enthusiasm, "that of being dunned by proxy, eh? I wish we could work it out my way. If you don"t ante up right off out in the Mountains, your grocer comes around and collects at the point of his gun, and if you pay him in promises, he gives you back your change in lead."
"Fancy!" said Barncastle. "How unpleasant it must be for the poor."
"Poor!" laughed Toppleton; "there"s none of them in the Rockies. You don"t get a chance to get poor in a country where boys throw nuggets at birds, and cats are removed from back-yard fences with silver boot-jacks. Ever been in the Rockies, Barncastle?"
"No," returned the lord, "I have not, but if all you say is true, I should like to visit that section very much."
"True, Barncastle?" said Toppleton, bristling up. "Why, my dear lord, that if of yours would have dug your grave out near Pike"s Peak."
"I meant no offence, my dear fellow," returned Barncastle, apologetically.
"No need to tell me that," said Toppleton, affably. "The fact that you still survive shows I knew it. What time is dinner? I"m ravenous."
"Eight o"clock," replied Lord Barncastle, looking at his watch. "It is now only three."
"Phew!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Toppleton. "Five hours to wait!"
"I thought we might take a little drive around the country until six, and then we could return to the Hall and make ready for dinner," said Barncastle.
"That suits me," returned Toppleton. "But I wish you"d send that gentleman with the mutton-chop whiskers that drives your waggon to the lunch counter and get me a snack before we start."
"No," said Barncastle, ushering Toppleton into his dog-cart. "We"ll do better than that. We"ll give up the drive until later. I take you directly to the Hall, and send a cold bird and a gla.s.s of wine to your apartment."
"Good!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Toppleton, with a smack of the lips. "You must live pretty near as fine here as we do in our big hotels at home. They"re the only other places I know where you can get your appet.i.te satisfied at five minutes" notice."
Toppleton and his host then entered the carriage, and in a short time they reached the Hall--a magnificently substantial structure, with ivy-clad towers, great gables, large arched windows looking out upon seductive vistas, and an air of comfortable antiquity about it that moved Hopkins" tongue to an utterance somewhat at variance with his a.s.sumed character.
"How beautiful and quiet it all is," he said, gazing about him in undisguised admiration. "A home like this, my lord, ought to make a poet of a man. The very air is an inspiration."
Barncastle shrugged his shoulders and laughed; and had Toppleton not been looking in rapt silence out through the large bowed window at the end of the hall they had entered, along an avenue of substantial oak trees to the silver waters of the Barbundle at its other end, he might have seen a strange greenish light come into the eyes of his host, which would have worried him not a little. He did not see it, however, and in a moment he remembered his mission and the means he had adopted to bring it to a successful issue.
"It beats the deck!" he e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed, with a nervous glance at Barncastle, fearful lest his enthusiasm had led him to betray himself.
"I find it a pleasant home," said Barncastle, quietly, ushering him into a s.p.a.cious and extremely comfortable room which Toppleton perceived in a moment was the library, at the other end of which was a large open fireplace, large enough to accommodate a small family, within whose capacious depths three or four huge logs were blazing fiercely. Before the fire sat a stately young woman, about twenty-five years of age, who rose as the Lord of Burningford and his guest entered.
As she approached Toppleton would have given all he possessed to be rid of the abominable costume he had on; and when the young heiress of Burningford"s eye rested upon the fearfully green cotton umbrella, he felt as if nothing would so have pleased his soul as the casting of that adjunct to an alleged Americanism into the fire; for Lady Alice was, if he could judge from appearances, a woman for whose good opinion any man might be willing to sacrifice immortality itself. But circ.u.mstances would not permit him to falter, and, despite the fact that it hurt his self-respect to do it, Hopkins remained true to the object he had in view.
"Alice, this is Mr. Toppleton. My daughter, Lady Alice Chatford, Mr.
Toppleton," said Barncastle.