"No," returned the exiled spirit, "he did not. He began operations, deceiving me grossly. He rose from the rocking-chair and said he fancied it was time for him to be off. When he got to the door he turned and kissed his right collection of claws to me, and asked if there was any place in the neighbourhood where he could get a drink. Well, of course, unpleasant as he was to look at, he had injured me in no respect, and save for my instinctive suspicions I had no real reason for believing that he was actuated by any but the best of motives. So I replied that the best place I knew of for him to get a drink was right here in this room, and that if he would wait a second I would join him in a gla.s.s. He hesitated an instant, and then said that seeing it was I who asked him, he thought he would; so I got out my little stone jug and poured out two rather stiff doses of brandy. Now it had been my habit to take my liquid refreshment undiluted, and taking my gla.s.s in hand I held it aloft and observed, "Here"s to you."
"My visitor placed his claws on my arm.
""You do not mean to say," he said, "that you take this fiery stuff without water?"
""That is my custom," I answered. "I think it a positive wrong to spoil good brandy with the rather inferior brand of water we get here in London, nor do I deem it proper to take so pure a fluid as water and destroy its innocence by introducing this liquid into it."
""As you please," was my visitor"s response. "I was foolish enough to do that myself when I was fortunate enough to have a physique. In fact it was just that thing that finally laid me by the heels. But let me have a little water with mine please."
"I laid my gla.s.s down beside his on the table, and, taking the pitcher, left the room for an instant to fill it at the water-cooler."
"That was a fine thing to do," said Toppleton. "Your idiocy cropped out then in great shape. How did you know he wouldn"t rob you?"
"I wish he had robbed me and gone about his business," returned the spirit. "If that was all he did, I"d have been all right to this day. I was gone about two minutes, and when I returned he was standing by the window, whistling the most obnoxious tune I ever heard. What it was I don"t know, but it gave me a chill. As I entered the room he stopped whistling and turned to greet me, took the pitcher from my hand, filled his gla.s.s to the brim with water and quaffed its contents. I drank my dose raw. As the brandy coursed down my throat into my stomach I fairly groaned with pain, it burned me so.
""What the devil have you been doing with that brandy?" I cried, turning upon my visitor.
""Swallowing it; why?" he asked innocently. "You meant that I should drink it, didn"t you?"
""You can"t put me off that way," I groaned in my agony; for if I had swallowed a hot coal I could not have suffered more, that infernal stuff scorched me so. "You have drugged my brandy."
""Have I?" he asked, with a menacing gesture and a frown that wrinkled up his hideous forehead, until his brains, still visible through the transparent flesh and bone, were reduced to a spongy ma.s.s no bigger than a walnut--"
"He was concentrating his mind, I suppose?" suggested Hopkins.
"It looked that way," said the spirit, "and it was an awful sight.
""Have I?" he repeated, and then he added, "well, if I have, it is only to save you from yourself, for by this means alone can you ever fulfil your destiny."
"As these words issued forth from his white lips, I became unconscious.
How long I remained so, I do not know; but when I came to once more, I was as I am now--a spirit having no visible shape; while seated in my chair, writing with my pen and in perfect imitation of my chirography, I saw what had been my body now occupied by another."
CHAPTER VII.
A CHAPTER OF PROFIT AND LOSS.
SO overcome was the occupant of the Aunt Sallie at this point of his story, that he requested Hopkins" permission to leave his quarters that he might sit on the floor near the slivers of the shattered whiskey bottle. He needed stimulant. Hopkins readily granted the request, for he felt as if he would not mind having a little stimulant for himself, but as the last drop available for his purposes had been put to the use for which it was intended, he had to deny himself the comfort he would have derived from it. The fact that this horrid event, the harrowing details of which he had just listened to, had occurred right there in his own apartments served to make him doubly depressed, for it certainly indicated that the room, despite its cheerful situation, had been the dwelling-place of a supernatural being, and the present lessee was fearful lest that being should appear on the scene once more to practise some of his infernal tricks upon him.
"You mean to say that when you recovered your senses, you had been deprived of your body?" said Hopkins at last, breaking the silence more for the sake of calming his agitated mind than because he had anything to say.
"Yes," replied the spirit. "I lay there on the sofa an intellectual abstract whose concrete had been amputated and invested by a being who had already lived four-score of years in one body, and who, having worn that out, was now on the look-out for a second. The sensation was dreadful, and when I attempted to do what theretofore I had always done in moments of extreme agitation--to pull fiercely at my moustache--I was simply appalled to realize that the power to raise my hand to do this had pa.s.sed, along with the moustache itself, into the control of that other being. Then an access of rage surged over me, and I attempted to stamp my foot and shriek. The shriek was a success, but my foot like my arm was beyond my control.
"As the shriek died away I observed my head slowly turning from the paper before it on the table, my right hand relaxed its grasp on the pen, and my own eyes were turned upon me, and I was simply maddened to see the left eye wink mischievously at me, while my mouth broadened into a smile at my own misfortunes.
""h.e.l.lo," I said to myself--that is you know the other being in myself said this to me outside of myself. "You"ve come to, at last, eh? I thought you were going to remain in a comatose state for ever."
""See here, my friend," I said, trying to be calm. "This is a very clever trick you"ve put upon me, but from my point of view it is most uncomfortable, and I"d just as lief have you evacuate the premises, and permit me once more to a.s.sume my normal condition."
""Not until I have accomplished what I set out to accomplish," was the answer that fell from my own lips, which again indulged in an impertinent smile at my expense. "You don"t suppose that I have put in three weeks of time and energy to make you famous with the intention of withdrawing on the eve of success, do you?"
""I don"t know what you mean," I replied, "I don"t understand the allusion, nor can I see why you permit me to be insulted by my own lips."
"Here," said the spirit, "my face became clouded and my smile vanished.
""Ungrateful wretch that you are!" said he who had rifled me of myself.
"Are you not aware that three weeks have elapsed since you and your body parted company? Are you not aware that in that time I have forced the fight between the brothers Baskins to a point that has made that case the talk of London, and you, the hero of the hour in legal circles?
Do you not understand that to-morrow you are to appear in court to sum up for your side, and that the London _Times_ itself is to have five stenographers in court to take down every word that is uttered by him they call a second Burke, because of his eloquence, by him they call a second Sheridan, because of his wit, by him they call the newly discovered leader of the English bar, because of the aggressive and powerful manner in which this now celebrated will case has been conducted? And finally, are you not aware that it is you who gain the credit due to me, since it is I who have merged my personality into yours, while you have only to remain quiescent and accord to me the undisturbed occupation of your physical self for a few days more?"
""I know none of these things," I answered. "I know that possibly an hour ago you robbed me of my senses by your infernal machinations, and that when they are restored to me I find myself disembodied, nameless, invisible."
""Do you know the date upon which I visited you first?" asked my tormentor.
""Yes, it was November eighth. You returned on the night of November ninth--that is you returned early this evening."
""Perhaps this will convince you of the lapse of time, then," retorted the occupant of my chair, tossing me a copy of the _Times_, "and these will prove the rest," he added, throwing several other newspapers at the place where my feet would have been had he not deprived me of them.
"I looked the papers over. The _Times_ was dated November twenty-ninth and contained, as did also the others, a long account of the trial of the case of Baskins _v._ Baskins, in which I seemed to have figured prominently, concluding with a biographical sketch of myself coupled with the announcement that my former neighbours at Buxton were thinking of calling upon me to stand for Parliament. The tenour of everything in the papers was complimentary in the highest degree. It seemed that I had fairly routed my client"s adversaries by nothing else than the aggressive manner of my fighting; that the case was practically won, though it still remained for me to sum up on the morrow, and that all London was expected to swarm into the court room to listen to my marvellous eloquence. I read and was stunned. My position was more unhappy than ever, for here was a greatness builded up for me, that was utterly beyond my ability once returned to my corse of clay to sustain, and before me was placed the horrible alternative of perpetual exile or stultification."
"Lovely prospect," murmured Hopkins.
"As I read on," continued the spirit, "I felt the burning gaze of my visitor upon me, though he could not see me. In my body or out of it, he still possessed that fearful power of mental concentration which when exerted upon another through the medium of the eye was withering to the soul. So nervous did I become, that noiseless as a sun-mote I moved across to the other side of the room, and yet his gaze followed me as if instinctively aware of my slightest move. For a time not a word was spoken by either of us. I was so overcome at the sudden revelation of my fame, that I knew not what to say. The words of blame that entered into my consciousness--for that was all that was left of me--to say, I could not utter, because however badly I had been treated by this fearful creature in the beginning, it could not be denied that he had exerted his powers entirely for my benefit. On the other hand, I found it impossible to thank him for what he had done, since I was unable to dismiss the sense of indignation I felt at the summary and tricky manner in which he had robbed me of my individuality. As for the other, he seemed to be thinking deeply, which contributed to my alarm, for I knew not what it was he was revolving in his mind, and I feared some additional exercise of his supernatural power to my further discomfiture. Finally he spoke.
""I am very deeply disappointed in you," he said. "I at least supposed you to be a person of grat.i.tude. I deemed your nature to be sufficiently refined and sensible to favours to evince some little appreciation of what has been done for you, but I must say that the veriest clod of a peasant would be hardly less stolid in the face of generous effort in his behalf than you have been toward me. A more unresponsive soul than yours can hardly have lived."
""Can you blame me for not being effusively grateful to you for having cut me out of three weeks of existence?" I asked.
""I can and I do," he replied. "You have not been incommoded. Upon your own confession you have not even been conscious during the period that you lacked anatomy. On the other hand, consider what I have gone through! I have suffered more in the past fortnight than I did in my whole previous life. In making the subst.i.tution of my inner self for yours in your body, I failed to remember how much greater than the mortal mind is the mind which has put on omniscience, and I have found the head in which your intellect lived at ease, so contracted, so narrow for the accommodation of mine, that the work I have undertaken in your interest has been one prolonged bit of unremitting agony. If you have ever tried to wear a shoe fifteen sizes too small for you, you will have a faint glimmering of the pain I have suffered in trying to encase a number thirty mind in a seven and a quarter head. It has been almost impossible for me to get some of my great thoughts into this thick cranium of yours in their entirety,--indeed if thoughts were visible, your client might have seen them sticking out of these ears, or hovering above this lovely halo of auburn hair you wear, waiting for admission to an already overcrowded skull."
"As he spoke these words," said the spirit, with a chuckle, "I would have given ten pounds to have had something to smile with. I never thought one could miss his lips so much as when I tried to grin and found I had not the wherewithal. Despite the insulting comment of my visitor upon the quality of my own mind, it really filled what there was left of me with pleasure to hear that, even though I had departed from it, my body through its limitations had been able to resent the intrusion of this alien spirit so effectually.
""In addition to the bad fit mentally," continued the usurper of my anatomy, "I have had to cope with your dyspepsia, which I did not know you had, and various other physical troubles such as rheumatism and toothache. It appears to me that even if I had not made you famous, the mere fact that I have relieved you of your toothache and rheumatism for three weeks should ent.i.tle me to your grat.i.tude. However, I am willing to withdraw in your favour immediately if you insist. Of course you will have to sum up that case to-morrow, and I sincerely hope that you will do it in a manner creditable to your new self, that is to yourself as I have made you."
"Of course you see, Hopkins," said the spirit, pausing in his story for a moment, "what a dreadful position that left me in. I was absolutely in the dark as to what had been done in the case. I did not know what line of argument had been pursued--I was even unacquainted with the name of the presiding justice at the trial, and as for the testimony elicited during the three weeks of my own personal desuetude, I had not read one word of it. To attempt to sum up the case under the circ.u.mstances meant ruin--it meant the final sacrifice of all my hopes; disgrace was imminent.
""I cannot sum up the case," I answered in a moment. "I have not mastered the details, nor is there time for me to do so before the court opens."
""I am aware of that fact," retorted the other. "But that is nothing to me. I am not at all interested in upholding the undeserved fame of an ingrate. It"s nothing to me if disgrace stares you in the face. My name is safe; graven upon a white marble stone in a country cemetery, it is beyond the reach of dishonour, and is endorsed in deep-cut letters with an epitaph extolling the virtues of him who bore it. This is your affair entirely; I wash my hands of it. Come, prepare for your return."
"Now I submit to you, Hopkins, that, considering the situation, I was justified in changing my tone toward him. Put yourself in my place for a moment," said the spirit.
"I"d rather not," returned Hopkins with a shudder.
"Oh, I don"t mean for you to exchange places with me. I just want you to try to imagine what you would have done under the circ.u.mstances. You would have besought him even as I did to crown his work with final success, and not leave matters in so unsatisfactory a condition; to spare you the dishonour of a public failure, wouldn"t you?"
"Yes, either that or suicide would have been my course," returned Hopkins. "I think I"d have fled to some apothecary"s and concealed myself in a chloroform bottle until my consciousness evaporated if I"d been you. You must have known that this thing could not keep up for ever, unless you would consent to remain disembodied all your days."