"That," says Mr. Robert, "is something I mean to find out."
And say, if you ever see that jaw of Mr. Robert"s, you"ll know he did.
And she wa"n"t an Astor or a Gould in disguise. She was just plain Miss Morgan, that had come on with her mother from Kansas City, or Omaha, or somewhere out there; put in six or eight months in a swell dressmaker"s shop; learned how to make herself the kind of clothes that look like ready money; shuffled off her corn-belt accent; and then broke into the typewritin" game while she waited for somethin" better to turn up.
"And Benny was it, wa"n"t he?" says I to Mr. Robert.
"With your help, Torchy," says he, "it appears that he was."
"Well," says I, "he needed the push, all right, didn"t he!"
Fired? Me? Ah, quit your kiddin"! Why, they"re tickled to death now, all of "em. They"re beginnin" to find out that Mildred"s quite a girl, even if she ain"t got a lot of fat-wad folks back of her.
And say, w"atcher think! Benny comes around here the other day wearin" a broad grin, lugs me out to his tailor"s to have me taped for a whole outfit of glad rags, and says I"ve got to be one of the ushers at the weddin". Wouldn"t that sting you?
CHAPTER VI
SHUNTING BROTHER BILL
Don"t talk to me about weddin"s! Sure, I"ve been mixed up in one. Maybe there was orange blossoms and so on; but all that"s handed me is a bunch of lemon buds. Not that I"m carryin" any grouch. I might have known better"n to b.u.t.t into any such doin"s. Long as I stick to bein" head office boy, I knows who"s what, and what"s which, and anyone that thinks they can give me the double cross is welcome to a try; but when it comes to sittin" in at a wilt-thou fest I"m a reg"lar Cousin Zeke from the red-mitten belt.
Maybe I wouldn"t have done so bad, though, if it hadn"t been for Aunt Laura. And say, mark it up on the bulletin right here, she ain"t my aunt! She"s Benny"s. I was tellin" you how I loaded Mildred, our lady typewriter that was, into Mr. Robert"s car alongside of Bashful Benny, and what came of it, wa"n"t I! And how Benny"s so grateful that he says I"ve got to be one of the ushers?
Well, it was all goin" lovely, and the gen"ral office force has chipped in and bought "em a swell weddin" present, and Benny"s tailor has built me a pair of striped pants and a John Drew coat, and Mr. Mallory"s been coachin" me how to act when I chase the folks into their seats, and Piddie"s been loadin" me up with polite conversation to fire off whenever I gets a show, and everything"s as gay around the shop as though the directors had voted an extra dividend--when I"m stacked up against Aunt Laura and it begins to cloud in the west.
Aunt Laura is all Benny can show up for a fam"ly, and after you got to know her you couldn"t blame him for wantin" to start in on a new deal.
She"s one of them narrow-eyed old girls that can look through a keyhole without turnin" her head, and can dig up more suspicions in a minute than most folks would in a month. I"ll bet if the angel Gabriel should show up and send in his card she"d make him prove who he was by playin"
the horn.
It was a cinch she didn"t mistake me for no angel, when Mr. Robert sends me up there to do an errand for Benny. I wa"n"t callin" for no aunts, anyway, but just leavin" a note for Wilson--that"s Benny"s man--when this sharp-nosed old party comes rubberin" into the front hall.
"Marie," says she to the girl, "what boy is this? Where did he come from? Who does he want to see? Don"t you dare leave him alone for a minute!"
That last touch gets me in the short ribs. "Ah, say," says I, "do I look like a hallrack artist?"
"That"ll do, young man!" says she. "You may not be as bad as you look; but I have my doubts."
"Same to you, ma"am, and many of "em," says I.
"Mercy!" says she. "What impertinence!"
"Please, ma"am," says the girl, "Mr. Ellins sent him up, and I----"
"Oh!" says the old one. Then she gives me another look. "Boy," says she, "what"s your name!"
"Torehy," says I. "Ain"t it a snug fit?"
"Oh!" says she again, and with the soft pedal on. "You"re Torchy, are you?"
"There ain"t any gettin" away from a name like that," says I.
"Why," says she, doin" her best to call up a smile, "what a bright young man you are!"
"Specially on top," says I, throwin" a wink at Marie.
"Ye-es," says Aunt Laura, "I always did think that copper-red shade of hair was real pretty. Come right in, Torchy, while Marie gets you some cake and a cup of tea."
"I ain"t turnin" the shoulder to any cake," says I; "but you can cut out the tea."
Well, say, inside of three minutes from the start I"m planted comf"table in one of the libr"y chairs, eatin" frosted cake with both hands, while Marie"s off hustlin" up lemonade and fancy crackers.
Course, it was somethin" of a shock, such a quick shift as that. I ain"t got a glimmer as to what Aunt Laura"s end of the game was; but so long as the home-made pastry holds out I was as good as nailed to the spot.
She seems to get a heap of satisfaction watchin" me eat, almost as much as though she was feedin" ground gla.s.s to her best enemy. You"ve seen that kind, that you can stand well enough until they begin to grin at you. Aunt Laura"s bluff at smilin" was enough to make a cat get its back up, and you could tell she didn"t really mean it, as well as if she"d said, "Now I"m goin" to give you an imitation of somebody that"s pleased."
And all the time she was dealin" out a line of talk that was as smooth as wet asphalt. Most of it was hot air that she said Benny"d been givin"
to her about me, and how sweet Mildred thought I was.
That should have been my cue; but I was too busy with the cake.
"Miss Morgan is such a dear girl, isn"t she?" says Aunt Laura.
"Uh-huh," says I, pokin" in some frostin" that had lodged on the outside.
"You are quite well acquainted with her, aren"t you?" says she.
"Um-m-m-m," says I.
"Let"s see," goes on Aunt Laura, "what is it she did at the office!"
"Chickety-click, ding-g-g!" says I, makin" motions with my fingers.
"Oh, typewriting!" says she. "But I suppose she was very skillful at it?"
"Oh, she was a bird!" says I.
See what was happenin"? I was bein" pumped. It was more"n that too.
Everything I knew about Mildred, and a lot I guessed at, was emptied out of me like she was usin" one of these vacuum cleaners on my head. When I gets to telling about the place out West where Mildred lived before she and her maw hit New York, Aunt Laura jumps up.
"Oh, I know some people who lived there once," says she. "I wonder if any of them knew Miss Morgan?"
With that she picks up the desk "phone and gives a call. Did they know any Miss Morgans out there? Yes, Mildred Morgan. Really! A brother too?
How interesting! Who was he, and what was he doing last? What! In the State penitentiary! That was enough for Aunt Laura. She hangs up the receiver and says to me:
"Boy, when you get back to the office tell Mr. Robert I want to see him.