On the way to the station I glanced proud at what I"d accomplished. But somehow it didn"t look so much. Just a little place in one corner.
Course, goin" in on the 8:03 I had to stand for a lot of kiddin".
They"re a great bunch of humorists, them commuters. Nick and Norrie has spread the news around industrious about my sunrise spadin" stunt, and everybody has to pull his little wheeze.
"How"s the old back feel about now; eh, Torchy?" asks one.
"Great stuff!" says another. "Everybody does it--once."
"The boy"s clever with the spade, I"ll say," adds Nick. "Let"s all turn out tomorrow morning and watch him. He does it regular, they tell me."
I grinned back at "em as convincin" as I could. For somehow I wasn"t just in the mood for grinnin". My head was achin" more or less, and my back hurt, and my palms were sore. By noon I was a wreck. Absolutely.
And when I thought of puttin" in two or three more sessions like that I had to groan. Could I do it? On the other hand, could I renig on the job after all that brash line of talk I"d given Vee?
Say, it was all I could do to limp out to luncheon. I didn"t want much, but I thought maybe some tea and toast would make me feel better. And it was in a restaurant that I ran across this grouchy Scotchman, MacGregor Shinn, who sold me the place here a while back.
"Maybe you don"t know it, Mac," says I, "but you"re a wise guy."
"Am I, though?" says he. "I hadn"t noticed it myself. Just how, now?"
"Unloadin" that country property on me," says I. "I used to wonder why you let go of it. I don"t any more. I"ve got the right hunch at last.
You got up bright and early one morning and tried digging around with a spade. Eh?"
Mac stares at me sort of puzzled. "Not me," says he. "Whatever put that in your mind, me lad?"
"Ah, come!" says I. "With all that land lyin" around you was bound to get reckless with a spade some time or other. Might not have been flower beds you was excavatin" for, same as me. Maybe you was specializin" on spuds, or cabbages. But I"ll bet you had your foolish spell."
Mr. Shinn shakes his head. "All the digging I ever did out there," says he, "was with a niblick in the bunkers of the Roaring Rock golf course.
No, I"m wrong."
"Ha, ha!" says I. "I thought so."
"Yes," he goes on, rubbin" his chin reminiscent, "I mind me of one little job of digging I did. I had a cook once who had a fondness for gin that was scandalous. Locking it up was no good, except in my bureau drawers, so one time when I had an extra case of Gordon come in I sneaked out at night and buried it. That was just before I sold the place to you and--By George, me lad!"
Here he has stopped and is gazin" at me with his mouth open.
"Well?" says I.
"I canna mind digging it up again," says he.
"That doesn"t sound much like a Scotchman," says I, "being so careless with good liquor. But you were in such a rush to get back to town maybe you did forget. Where did you plant it?"
Mac scratches his head. "I canna seem to think," says he.
And about then I begins to get a glimmer of this brilliant thought of mine. "Would it have been in that three-cornered strip that runs along by the road?" I asks.
"It might," says he.
I didn"t press him for any more details. I"d heard enough. I finished my invalid"s lunch and slid out. But say, when I caught the 5:13 out to Harbor Hills that afternoon I had something all doped out to slip to that bunch of comic commuters. I laid for "em in the smokin" car, and when Nick Barrett discovers me inspectin" my palm blisters he starts in with his kidding again.
"Oh, you"ll be able to get out and dig again in a week or so," says he.
"I hope so," says I.
"Still strong for it, eh?" says he.
"Maybe if you knew what I was diggin" for," says I, "you"d--well, there"s no tellin"."
"Eh?" says he. "Whaddye mean?"
I shakes my head and looks mysterious.
"Isn"t it green corn, or string beans that you"re aimin" at, Torchy?" he asks.
"Not exactly," says I. "Vegetable raisin" ain"t in my line. I leave that to Dominick. But this--oh, well!"
"You don"t mean," insists Nick, eyein" me close, "buried treasure!"
"I expect some would call it that--in these days," says I.
Uh-huh! I had him sittin" up by then, with his ear stretched. And I must say that from then on Nick does some scientific pumpin". Not that I let out anything in so many words, but I"m afraid he got the idea that what I was after was something money couldn"t buy. That is, not unless somebody violated a sacred amendment to the grand old const.i.tution. In fact, I may have mentioned casually that a whole case of Gordon was worth riskin" a blister here and there.
As for Nick, he simply listens and gasps. You know how desperate some of them sporty ginks are, who started out so gay only a year or so ago with a private stock in the cellar that they figured would last "em until the country rose in wrath and undid Mr. Volstead"s famous act? Most of "em are discoverin" what poor guessers they were. About 90 per cent are bluffin" along on home brew hooch that has all the delicate bouquet of embalmin" fluid and produced about the same effect as a slug of liquid T. N. T., or else they"re samplin" various kinds of patent medicines and perfumes. Why, I know of one thirsty soul who tries to work up a dinner appet.i.te by rattlin" a handful of shingle nails in the old shaker. And if Nick Barrett has more "n half a bottle of Martini mixture left in the house he sleeps with it under his pillow. So you can judge how far his tongue hangs out when he gets me to hint that maybe a whole case of Gordon is buried somewhere on my premises.
"Torchy," says he, shakin" me solemn by the hand, "I wish you the best of luck. If you"ll take my advice, though, you won"t mention this to anyone else."
Oh, no, I didn"t. That is, only to Norrie Bagby and one or two others that I managed to get a word with on the ride home.
Vee was mighty sympathetic about the blisters and the way my back felt.
I was dosed and plastered and put to bed at 8:30 to make up for all the sleep I"d lost at the other end of the day.
"And we"ll not bother any more about the silly old flowers," says she.
"If Dominick can"t find time to do the spading we"ll just let it go."
"No," says I, firm and heroic. "I"m no quitter, Vee. I said I"d get it done within three days and I stick to it."
"Torchy," says she, "don"t you dare try getting up again at daylight and working with your poor blistered hands. I--I shall feel dreadfully about it, if you do."
"Well, maybe I will skip tomorrow mornin"," says I, "but somehow or other that diggin" has got to be done."
"I only wish Auntie could hear you say that," says Vee, pattin" me gently on the cheek.
"Why Auntie?" I asks.
"Oh, just because," says Vee.
With that she fixes me up all comfy on the sleepin" porch and tells me to call her if I want anything.
"I won"t," says I. "I"m all set for slumber. It"s goin" to be a fine large night, ain"t it!"