"Whiffo!" thinks I. "What kind of a Peruvian dialect is this?"
Course the names was plain enough. Everybody knows Grebel and Larkin, and that they"re the big wheezes in that Philly crowd. But what then?
Had Grebel gone out to lunch? And was Larkin playin" penuchle?
Thrillin", if true. Then comes this "Teg morf rednu" stuff. Was that Russian, or Chinese?
"Heiney," says I, callin" the dough-faced food juggler. "Heiney," I repeats solemn, "Teg morf rednu."
Not a smile from Heiney. He grabs the bill of fare and begins to hunt through the cheese list panicky.
"Never mind," says I, "you won"t find it there. But here"s another: What do you do when you meld a hundred aces, say?"
A look of almost human intelligence flickers into Heiney"s face.
"_Ach!_" says he. "By the table you pud "em--so!"
"Thanks, Heiney," says I. "That helps a little."
So Larkin was chuckin" something on the table, was he! But this other dope, "Teg morf rednu?" Say, I"d come back to that after every bite. I wrote it out on an envelope, tried runnin" it together and splittin" it up diff"rent, and turned it upside down. Then in a flash I got it.
When Mr. Robert sails in from the club I was waitin" for him. He"d heard a rumor that Grebel was to retire soon. Also he"d met young Larkin in the billiard room, and found that the fam"ly was goin" abroad for the summer.
"But all that may mean nothing at all, you know," says Mr. Robert.
"And then again," says I. "Study that out and see if it don"t tally with your dope," and I produces a copy of Izzy"s wireless.
Mr. Robert wrinkles his forehead over it without any result. "What is it?" says he.
"An inside tip on Tractions," says I, and sketches out how I"d got it.
"Oh, I see now," says he. "That about Grebel? But what is melding? And this last--"Teg morf rednu"? I can make no sense of that."
"Try it backwards," says I.
"Why--er--by Jove!" says he. "Get from under, eh? Then--then there is a slump coming. And with all that new stock issue, I"m not surprised. But that hits Miss Vee"s aunt rather heavily, doesn"t it? That is, if the deal has gone through."
"Who"s her lawyers?" says I. "They ought to know."
"Of course," says Mr. Robert, reachin" for the "phone. "Winkler, Burt & Winkler. Look up the number, will you? Eh? Broad, did you say?"
And inside of three minutes he has explained the case and got the verdict. "They don"t know," says he. "The transfer receipts were sent for her to sign last night. If she"s signed them, there"s nothing to be done."
"But if she hasn"t?" says I.
"Then she mustn"t," says Mr. Robert. "It would mean letting that crowd get a foothold in Corrugated, and a loss of thousands to her. See if the tape shows any recent fluctuations."
"Bluey-ooey!" says I, runnin" over the mornin" sales hasty. "Opened at seven-eighths, then 500 at three-quarters, another block at a half, 300 at a quarter--why, it"s on the toboggan!"
"She must be found and warned at once," says Mr. Robert.
"Am I the guy?" says I.
"You are," says he. "And minutes may count. I"ll get the address for you. It"s in that----"
"Say," I throws over my shoulder on my way to the door, "whose aunt is this, anyway?"
Looked like a simple matter for me to locate Aunty. And if she was out takin" her drive or anything--why, I could be explainin" to Vee while I waited. That would be tough luck, of course; but I could stand it for once.
At their apartment hotel I finds n.o.body home but Celeste, the maid, all dolled up like Thursday afternoon. She hands it to me cold and haughty that Madame and Ma"mselle are out.
"I could almost guess that from the lid you"re wearin"," says I. "One of Miss Vee"s, ain"t it?"
She pinks up and goes gaspy at that. "Please," she begins pleadin", "if you would not mention----"
"I might forget to," I breaks in, "if you"ll tell me where I can find "em quickest."
And Celeste gets the information out rapid. They"re house-partyin" at the Morley Beckhams, over at Queha.s.sett, Long Island. "Rosemere" is the name of the joint.
"Me for Queha.s.sett!" says I, dashin" for the elevator.
But, say, I needn"t have lost my breath. Parts of Long Island you can get to every half-hour or so; but Queha.s.sett ain"t one of "em. Huntin"
it up on the railroad map, I discovers that it"s "way out to the deuce and gone on the north sh.o.r.e, and the earliest start I can get is the four o"clock local.
Ever cruise around much on them Long Island branch lines? Say, it must be int"restin" sport, providin" you don"t care whether you get there this week or next. I missed one connection by waitin" for the brakeman to call out the change. And when I"d caught another train back to the right junction I got the pleasin" bulletin that the next for Queha.s.sett is the theater train, that comes along somewhere about midnight.
So there I was hung up in a rummy little commuter town where the chief industry is sellin" bungalow sites on the salt marsh. Then I tackles the "phone, which results in three snappy conversations with a grouchy butler at sixty cents a throw, but no real dope on the Beckhams or their guests.
Well, it"s near two A.M. when I fin"lly lands in Queha.s.sett, which is no proper time to call on anybody"s aunt. Everything is shut tight too; so I spreads out an evenin" edition on a baggage truck and turns in weary.
I"d overlooked pullin" down the front shades to the station, though, and the next thing I knew the sun was. .h.i.ttin" me square in the face.
I wanders around Queha.s.sett until a Dago opens up a little fruitstand.
He sold me some bananas and a couple of muskmelons for breakfast, and points out which road leads to Rosemere. It"s down on the sh.o.r.e about a mile and a half, and I strolls along, eatin" fruit and enjoyin" the early mornin" air.
Some joint Rosemere turns out to be,--acres of lawn, and rows of striped awnin"s at the windows. The big iron gates was locked, with n.o.body in sight; so I has plenty of time to write a note to Vee, beggin" her for the love of soup, if Aunty hasn"t signed the transfer papers, not to let her do it until she hears from me. My scheme was to get one of the help to take the message to Vee before she got up.
Must have been near seven o"clock when I gets hold of one of the gardeners, tips him a dollar, and drags out of him the fact that cook says how all the folks are off on the yacht, which is gen"rally anch.o.r.ed off the dock. He don"t know if it"s there now or not. It was last night. I can tell by goin" down. The road follows that little creek.
So I gallops down to the sh.o.r.e. No yacht in sight. There"s a point of land juts out to the left. Maybe she"s anch.o.r.ed behind that. Comin" down along the creek too, I"d seen an old tub of a boat tied up. Back I chases for it.
Looked simple for me to keep on; but when I get started on a trail I never know when to stop. I was paddlin" down the creek, bound for nowhere special, when along comes a sporty-dressed young gent, wearin"
puttee leggin"s and a leather cap with goggles attached. He"s luggin" a five-gallon can of gasoline, and strikes me for a lift down the sh.o.r.e a bit.
"Keepin" your car in the Sound, are you?" says I, shovin" in towards the bank.
"It"s an aerohydro," says he.
"Eh?" says I. "A--a which?"
"An air boat, you know," says he. "I"m going to try her out. Bully morning for a flight, isn"t it?"
"Maybe," says I. "Get aboard. Always have to cart your gas down this way?"