"Ye-e-es," says Westy, flushin" a bit. "But he--well, he"s her father, of course. She can"t help that. And it makes no difference at all to me if he isn"t really refined--not a bit. But--but I"d rather not talk to him just now. I--I prefer to see Mrs. Ull."
I can"t say just what I felt so friendly and fraternal to him about then; but I did. "Westy," says I, "take my advice about this hunch of yours to see Mother. Don"t!"
"But really," he insists, "I must tell one or the other, don"t you see.
And unless I do it right away I know I never can at all. Besides I"ve made up my mind that Mrs. Ull ought to be the first to know. I--I"m going to ring for the maid and ask to see her."
"Good nerve!" says I, slappin" him on the shoulder. "In that case I"ll just slip into the back room there and shut the door."
"Oh, I say!" says he, glancin" around panicky. "I--I wish you"d stay.
I--I don"t fancy facing her alone. Please stay!"
"It ain"t reg"lar," says I.
"I don"t care," says Westy, pleadin". "You could sort of introduce me, you know, and--and help me out if I got stuck. You would, wouldn"t you?"
And it was amazin" how diff"rent I felt towards Westy from five minutes before. His best friend couldn"t have looked on him fonder, or promised to stand by him closer. I calls the maid myself, discovers that Mrs. Ull is in the upstairs sittin" room, and sends the message that Mr. Westlake would like to see her right off about something important.
"But you got to buck up, my boy," says I; "for from all the dope I"ve had you"ve got a jolt comin" to you."
That wa"n"t any idle rumor, either. He"d hardly begun pacin" restless in and out among the chairs and tables before we hears a heavy pad-pad on the stairs, and the next thing we know the lady is standin" in the door.
Not such an awful stout old party as I"d looked for, nor she didn"t have such a bad face; but with the funny way she has her hair bobbed up, and the weird way her dress fits her, like it had been cut out left-handed in a blind asylum--well, she"s a mess, that"s all. It"s an expensive lookin" outfit too, and the jew"lry display around her lumpy neck and on her pudgy fingers was enough to make you blink; but somehow it all looked out of place.
For a second she stands there fingerin" her rings fidgety, and then remarks unexpected: "It"s about Doris, ain"t it? Well, young feller, what is it you got on your mind?"
And all of a sudden I tumbles to the fact that she"s lookin" straight at me. Then it was my turn to go panicky. "Excuse me, Ma"am," says I hasty, "but that"s the guilty party, the one over by the fireplace. Mr.
Westlake, Ma"am."
"Oh!" says she. "That one, eh? Well, let"s have it!" and with that she paddles over to a high-backed, carved mahogany chair and settles herself sort of grim and defiant. I almost had to push Westy to the front too.
"I expect you"ve talked this all over with her father, eh?" she goes on.
"I"m always the last to get wise to anything that goes on in this house, specially if it"s about Doris. Come, let"s have it!"
"But I haven"t seen Mr. Ull at all," protests Westy. "It--it"s just happened. And I thought you ought to know first. I want to ask you, Mrs.
Ull, if I may marry Doris?"
We wa"n"t lookin" for what come next, either of us; her big red face had such a hard, sullen look on it, like she knew we was sizin" her up and meant to show us she didn"t give a hoot what we thought. But as Westy finishes and bows real respectful, holdin" out his hand friendly, the change come. The hard lines around her mouth softens, the narrowed eyes widen and light up, and her stiff under jaw gets trembly. A tear or so trickles foolish down the side of her nose; but she don"t pay any attention. She"s just starin" at Westy.
"You--you wanted me to know first, did you?" says she, with a break in her shrill, cackly voice. "Me?"
"I thought it only right," says Westy. "You"re Doris"s mother, you know, and----"
"Good boy!" says she, reachin" out after one of his hands and pattin"
it. "I"m glad you did too. Doris, she"s got too fine for her old mother. That ain"t so much her fault as it is mine, I expect. I"m kind of rough, and a good deal behind the times. I ain"t kept up, not even the way Leo has. But then, I ain"t had the chance. I"ve been at home, lookin" after the boys and--and Doris. I saw she was gettin" spoiled; but I didn"t have the heart to bring her home and stop it. She"s young, though. She"ll get over it. You"ll help her. Oh, I know about you. Quite a young swell, you are; but I guess you"re all right. And I"m glad for Doris. Maybe too, she"ll find out some day that her rough old mother, who got left so far behind, thinks a lot of her still. You--you"ll tell her as much some time perhaps. Won"t you?"
Say, take it from me, I was so misty in the eyes about then, and so choky under my collar, that I couldn"t have done it myself. But Westy did. There"s a heap more to him than shows on the outside.
"Mrs. Ull," says he, "I shall tell Doris all of that, and much more. And I"m sure that both of us are going to be very fond of you. And if you don"t mind, I"m going to begin now to call you Mother."
Yes, I was gettin" a little uneasy at that stage. I hadn"t counted on bein" let in for quite such a close fam"ly scene. And when the two girls showed up with their arms locked about each other, and Vee leads Doris up to Mother Ull, and they goes to a three-cornered clinch, sobbin" on one another"s shoulder--well, I faded.
On the way home I was struck by a sudden thought that trickled all the way down my spine like a splinter of ice. "If I ever had the luck to get that far," thinks I, "would I have to go through any such an act with Aunty? Hel-lup, Hubert! Hel-lup!"
CHAPTER VIII
SOME GUESSES ON RUBY
Well, I"m shocked at Ruby, that"s all. Also I"m beginnin" to suspicion I ain"t such a human-nature dope artist as I thought, for I"ve made at least three fruity forecasts on Ruby, and the returns are still comin"
in.
My first frame-up was natural enough. When this goose-necked young female with the far-away look in her eyes appeared as No. 7 in our batt"ry of lady typists, and I heard Mr. Robert havin" a seance tryin"
to dictate some of the mornin" correspondence to her, I swung round with a grin on my face and took a second look. She was fussed and scared.
No wonder; for Mr. Robert has a shorthand system of his own that he uses in dictatin" letters. He"ll reel off the name and address all right, and then simply sketch in what he wants said, without takin" pains to throw in such details as "Replying to yours of even date," or "We are in receipt of yours of the 20th inst." And the connectin" links he always leaves to the stenog.
Course that don"t take much bean after they get used to his ways; but this fairy in the puckered black velvet waist and the white linen cuffs hadn"t been on the Corrugated staff more "n three days, and this was her first tryout on private officework. She"d been told to read over the last letter fired at her, and she was doin" it like this:
BAILY, BANKS & BAKER, Something-or-other Chestnut, Philadelphia.
Look up the number, will you? Gentlemen--and so on. Ah--er--what"s that note of theirs? Oh, yes! Shipments of ore will be resumed--
Which was where Mr. Robert stops her. "Pardon me," says he, "but before we go any further just how much of that rubbish do you mean to transcribe?"
"Why," says Ruby, starin" at him vacant, "I--I took down just what you said."
"Mm-m-m!" says he sarcastic. "My error. And--er--that will be all."
Then, when she"s gone, he growls savage: "Delightful, eh? You noticed her, didn"t you, Torchy?"
"The mouth breather?" says I. "Sure! That"s Ruby. n.o.body home, and the front door left open. One of Piddie"s finds, I expect."
"Ring for him, will you?" says Mr. Robert.
Poor Piddie! He was almost as fussed as Ruby had been. He admits takin"
her on, but insists that she brought a good letter from some Western mill concern and was a wonder at takin" figures.
"Keep her on them and out of here, then," says Mr. Robert. "And if you love peace, Mr. Piddie, avoid sending her to the governor."
Which was a good hunch too. What Old Hickory would have remarked if them letters had got to him it ain"t best to imagine. Besides, that stare of Ruby"s would have got on his nerves from the start; for it"s the weirdest, emptiest, why-am-I-here look I ever saw outside a nut fact"ry.
Kind of a hauntin" look too. I couldn"t help watchin" for it every time I pa.s.ses through the front office, just to see if it had changed any.
And it didn"t--always the same!
Then here one day when I has to cook up some tabulated stuff for the Semiannual me and Ruby had a three-hour session together, me readin" off long strings of numbers, and her thumpin" "em out on the keys. We got along fine too, and when I says as much at the finish she jars me almost speechless by shootin" over a shy, grateful look and smilin" coy.
From then on it was almost a case of friendly relations between me and Ruby, conducted on the basis of about two smiles a day. Poor thing! I expect them was about the only friendly motions she went through durin"
business hours; for she didn"t seem to mix at all with the other lady typists, and as for the young sports around the shop--well, to them Ruby was a standin" joke.