The racc.o.o.n shook his head again, and looked unutterably doleful.
"I knew how it would be, c.o.o.n," said the bear. "You shouldn"t have eaten that third pie for supper. Two pies are enough for anybody, after such a quant.i.ty of bread and honey and milk as you had."
c.o.o.n sighed again, more deeply than before.
"I _didn"t_ eat it all," he said; "I only wish I had!"
"Why, c.o.o.n," queried Toto, "what"s the trouble?"
"Well," said c.o.o.n, "there was a piece left. I couldn"t eat any more, so I put it away in the cupboard, thinking I would have it for lunch to-day. It was a lovely piece. I never saw such a squash pie as that was, anyhow, and that piece--"
He paused, and seemed lost in the thought of the pie.
"_Well!_" exclaimed Toto. "So you _did_ eat it for your lunch, and now you are unhappy because you didn"t keep it for dinner. Is that it?"
"Not at all!" replied the other, "not at all! I trust I am not _greedy_, Toto, _whatever_ my faults may be. I went to get it for my luncheon, for I had been working all the morning like a--"
"Dormouse!"
"Tree-toad!"
"Gra.s.shopper!" murmured the squirrel, the bear, and Toto, simultaneously.
"Like a RACc.o.o.n!" he continued severely. "I can say no more than that; and I was desperately hungry. I went to the cupboard to get my piece of pie, and it was--gone!"
"Gone!" exclaimed the grandmother; "why, who can have taken it?"
"That is the point, Madam!" said c.o.o.n. "It was some small creature, for it got in through the crack under the cupboard door, gnawing away the wood. I have examined the marks," he added, "and they are the marks of small, very sharp teeth." And he looked significantly at the squirrel.
"What do you mean by looking at me in that way?" demanded little Cracker, whisking his tail fiercely, and bristling all over. "I"ve a good mind to bite your ears with my sharp teeth. I never touched your old pie. If you say I did, I"ll throw this cheese--"
"Cracker! Cracker!" said the grandmother, gently, "you forget yourself!
Good manners at table, you know. I am sure," she added, as Cracker hung his head and looked much ashamed, "that none of us think seriously for a moment that you took the pie. c.o.o.n loves his joke; but he has a good heart, and he would not really give you pain, I know. Of course he did not mean anything. Am I not right, c.o.o.n?"
It is only justice to the racc.o.o.n to say that he was rather abashed at this. He rubbed his nose, and gave a deprecatory wink at Bruin, who was looking very serious; then, recovering himself, he beamed expansively on the squirrel, who still looked fierce, though respect for "Madam" kept him silent.
"Mean anything?" he cried. "Dear Madam, do I _ever_ mean anything,--anything unkind, at least?" he added hastily, as Toto looked up with a suppressed chuckle. "I beg your pardon, Cracker, my boy, and I hope you won"t bear malice. As for those marks--"
"Those marks," interrupted the bear, who had risen from his seat and was examining the cupboard door, "were made by mice. I am quite sure of it."
"So am I," said Miss Mary, quietly. "I saw them do it."
"What!"
"You!"
"When?"
"How?"
"Tell us!" exclaimed every one, in a breath.
"Two brown mice," said Miss Mary, "came out from under the cellar-door about midnight. They gnawed at the cupboard till they had made the crack wide enough to pa.s.s through. Then I heard them say, "Squash pie!" and heard them nibbling, or rather gobbling. After a while they came rushing out as if the cat were after them, and jumped into the water-basin. Then they tried to climb up Bruin"s back, but he yawned like an alligator, and shook them off, and they ran hurry-scurry under the cellar-door again."
A great laugh broke out at this recital of Messrs. Squeak and Scrabble"s nocturnal adventure, and under cover of the laughter the racc.o.o.n approached the parrot.
"Why didn"t you give the alarm," he asked, "or drive off the mice yourself? You knew it was my pie, for you saw me put it there."
Miss Mary c.o.c.ked her bright yellow eye at him expressively.
"I lost two feathers from my tail, yesterday," she said. "Somebody bit them off while I was asleep. They were fine feathers, and I cannot replace them."
The two exchanged a long, deep look. At length--
"Miss Mary," said the racc.o.o.n aloud, "what was the color of your lamented husband? You told us once, but I am ashamed to say I"m not positive that I remember."
"Green!" replied Miss Mary, in some surprise,--"a remarkably fine emerald green. But why do you ask?"
"Ah, I thought so!" said the racc.o.o.n, ingenuously. "That explains his choice of a wife.--Walk, Toto, did you say? I am with you, my boy!" and in three bounds he was out of the door, and leaping and frolicking about in the new-fallen snow.
Toto caught up his cap and followed him, and the two together made their way out of the yard, and walked, ran, leaped, jumped, tumbled, scrambled, toward the forest. The sky had cleared, and the sun shone brilliantly on the fresh white world. On every hand lay the snow,--here heaped and piled in fantastic drifts and strange half-human shapes; there spread smooth, like a vast counterpane. The tall trees of the forest bent under white feathery ma.s.ses, which came tumbling down on Toto and his companion, as they lightly pushed the branches aside and entered the woods.
A winter walk in the woods! It is always a good thing for any one who has eyes in his head, but it is especially good when you see all that c.o.o.n and Toto saw; when you know, from every tiny track or footmark, what little creatures have been running or hopping about; when many of these little creatures are your friends, and all of them at least acquaintances. How fresh and crisp the air was! how soft and powdery and generally delightful the snow! What a pleasant world it was, on the whole!
"Let me see!" said the racc.o.o.n, stopping and looking about him. "It is just about here that Chucky"s aunt lives. Yes, I remember, now. You see that oak-stump yonder, with the moss on it? Well, her burrow is just under that. Suppose we give her a call, and tell her how her hopeful nephew is."
"Nonsense!" said Toto, "she is as fast asleep as he is, of course. We couldn"t wake her if we tried, and why should we try?"
"Might have a game of ball with her," suggested the racc.o.o.n. "But I don"t know that it"s worth while, after all."
"Who lives in that hollow tree, now?" asked Toto. "The wild-cat used to live there, you know. It is a very comfortable tree, if I remember right."
"You found it so once, didn"t you, Toto?" said c.o.o.n. "Do you remember that day, when a thunder-shower came up, and you crept into that hollow tree for shelter? Ha! ha! ha! _do_ you remember that day, my boy?"
"I should think I did remember it!" cried Toto. "I am not likely to forget it. It was raining guns and pitchforks, and the lightning was cracking and zigzagging all through the forest, it seemed, and the thunder crashing and bellowing and roaring--"
"Like Bruin, when the b.u.mble-bee stung his nose!" put in the racc.o.o.n.
"Exactly!" said Toto. "There I was, curled up well in the hollow, thinking how lucky I was, when suddenly came two green eyes glowering at me, and a great spitting and spluttering and meowling.
""Get out of my house!" said the creature.
"F-s-s-s-s-yeh-yow-s-s-s-s-s-s! get out of my house, I say!"
""My dear Madam," I said, "it is really more than you can expect. You are already thoroughly wet, and if you come here you will only drip all over the nice dry hole and spoil it. Now, _I_ am quite dry; and to tell you the truth, I mean to remain so."
"Oh, how angry that cat was!
""My name is Klawtobitz!" she cried. "I have lived in this tree for seven years, and I am not going to be turned out of it by a thing with two legs and no tail. Who are you, I say?"