"No. 1," continued the Master, "you will start immediately, and travel until you find a runaway meteor, with a red face and blue hair. You are permitted to make inquiries of respectable bodies, such as planets or satellites. When found, you will arrest him and take him to the planet Bungo. My compliments to the Meteor Keeper, and I shall be obliged if he will give this meteor two aeons in the Reform School. I trust," he continued, turning to the a.s.sembled comets, "that this will be a lesson to all of you!"
And I believe it was.
CHAPTER VIII.
"BRUIN, what do you think? Oh, Bruin! what _do_ you think?" Thus spoke the little squirrel as he sat perched on his big friend"s shoulder, the day after the wedding party.
"What do I think?" repeated the bear. "Why, I think that you are tickling my ear, Master Cracker, and that if you do not stop, I shall be under the painful necessity of knocking you off on the floor."
"Oh, that isn"t the kind of thinking I mean!" replied Cracker, impudently flirting the tip of his tail into the good bear"s eye.
"_That_ is of no consequence, you great big fellow! What are your ears for, if not for me to tickle? I mean, what do you think I heard at the party, last night?"
"A great deal of nonsense!" replied the bear, promptly.
"Bruin, I shall certainly be obliged to shake you!" cried the squirrel.
"I shall shake you till your teeth rattle, if you give me any more of this impudence. So behave yourself now, and listen to me. I was talking with Chipper last night,--my cousin, you know, who lives at the other end of the wood,--and he told me something that really quite troubled me. You remember old Baldhead?"
"Well, yes!" said Bruin, "I should say I did. He hasn"t been in our part of the wood again, has he?"
"Oh, no!" replied Cracker. "He is not likely to go anywhere for a long time, I should say. He has broken his leg, Chipper tells me, and has been shut up in his cavern for a week and more."
"Dear me!" said the kind-hearted bear. "I am very sorry to hear it! How does the poor old man get his food?"
"Chipper didn"t seem to think he _could_ get any," replied the squirrel.
"He peeped in at the door, yesterday, and saw him lying in his bunk, looking very pale and thin. He tried once or twice to get up, but fell back again; and Chipper is sure there was nothing to eat in the cave. I thought I wouldn"t say anything to c.o.o.n or Toto last night, but would wait till I had told you."
"It must be seen to at once!" cried Bruin, starting up. "I will go myself, and take care of the poor man till his leg is well. Where are the Madam and Toto? We must tell them at once."
The blind grandmother was in the kitchen, rolling out pie-crust. She listened, with exclamations of pity and concern, to Cracker"s account of the poor old hermit, and agreed with Bruin that aid must be sent to him without delay. "I will pack a basket at once," she said, "with nourishing food, bandages for the broken leg, and some simple medicines; and Toto, you will take it to the poor man, will you not, dear?"
"Of course I will!" said Toto, heartily.
But Bruin said: "No, dear Madam! I will go myself. Our Toto"s heart is big, but he is not strong enough to take care of a sick person. It is surely best for me to go."
The grandmother hesitated. "Dear Bruin," she said, "of course you _would_ be the best nurse on many accounts; but if the man is weak and nervous, I am afraid--you alarmed him once, you know, and possibly the sight of you, coming in suddenly, might--"
"Speak out, Granny!" cried Toto, laughing. "You think Bruin would simply frighten the man to death, or at best into a fit; and you are quite right. I"ll tell you what, old fellow!" he added, turning to Bruin, who looked sadly crestfallen at this throwing of cold water on the fire of his kindly intentions, "we will go together, and then the whole thing will be easily managed. I will go in first, and tell the hermit all about you; and then, when his mind is prepared, you can come in and make him comfortable."
The good bear brightened up at this, and gladly a.s.sented to Toto"s proposition; and the two set out shortly after, Bruin carrying a large basket of food, and Toto a small one containing medicines and bandages.
Part of the food was for their own lunch, as they had a long walk before them, and would not be back till long past dinner-time. They trudged briskly along,--Toto whistling merrily as usual, but his companion very grave and silent.
"What ails you, old fellow?" asked the boy, when a couple of miles had been traversed in this manner. "Has our account of the wedding made you pine with envy, and wish yourself a mouse?"
"No!" replied the bear, slowly, "oh, no! I should not like to be a mouse, or anything of that sort. But I do wish, Toto, that I was not so frightfully ugly!"
"Ugly!" cried Toto, indignantly, "who said you were ugly? What put such an idea into your head?"
"Why, you yourself," said the bear, sadly. "You said I would frighten the man to death, or into a fit. Now, one must be horribly ugly to do that, you know."
"My _dear_ Bruin," cried Toto, "it isn"t because you are _ugly_; why, you are a perfect beauty--for a bear. But--well--you are _very_ large, you know, and somewhat s.h.a.ggy, if you don"t mind my saying so; and you must remember that most bears are very savage, disagreeable creatures.
How is anybody who sees you for the first time to know that you are the best and dearest old fellow in the world? Besides," he added, "have you forgotten how you frightened this very hermit when he stole your honey, last year?"
Bruin hung his head, and looked very sheepish. "I shouldn"t roar, now, of course," he said. "I meant to be very gentle, and just put one paw in, and then the end of my nose, and so get into the cave by degrees, you know."
Toto had his doubts as to the soothing effect which would have been produced by this singular measure, but he had not the heart to say so; and after a pause, Bruin continued:--
"Of course, however, you and Madam were quite right,--quite right you were, my boy. But I was wondering, just now, whether there were not some way of making myself less frightful. Now, you and Madam have no hair on your faces,--none anywhere, in fact, except a very little on the top of your head. That gives you a gentle expression, you see. Do you think--would it be possible--would you advise me to--to--in fact, to shave the hair off my face?"
The excellent bear looked wistfully at Toto, to mark the effect of this proposition; but Toto, after struggling for some moments to preserve his gravity, burst into a peal of laughter, so loud and clear that it woke the echoes of the forest.
"Ha! ha! ha!" laughed the boy. "Ho! oh, dear me! ho! ho! ha! Bruin, dear, you really _must_ excuse me, but I cannot help it. Ho! ho! ho!"
Bruin looked hurt and vexed for a moment, but it was only a moment.
Toto"s laughter was too contagious to be resisted; the worthy bear"s features relaxed, and the next instant he was laughing himself,--or coming as near to it as a black bear can.
"I am a foolish old fellow, I suppose!" he said. "We will say no more about it, Toto. But, hark? who is that speaking. It sounded like a crow, only it was too feeble."
They listened, and presently the sound was heard again; and this time it certainly was a faint but distinct "Caw!" and apparently at no great distance from them. The two companions looked about, and soon saw the owner of the voice perched on a stump, and croaking dismally. A more miserable-looking bird was never seen. His feathers drooped in limp disorder, and evidently had not been trimmed for days; his eyes were half-shut, and save when he opened his beak to utter a despairing "Caw!"
he might have been mistaken for a stuffed bird,--and a badly stuffed bird at that.
"h.e.l.lo, friend!" shouted Toto, in his cheery voice. "What is the matter that you look so down in the beak?"
The crow raised his head, and looked sadly at the two strangers. "I am sick," he said, "and I can"t get anything to eat for myself or my master."
"Who is your master?" asked the boy.
"He is a hermit," replied the crow. "He lives in a cave near by; but last week he broke his leg, and has not been able to move since then. He has nothing to eat, for he will not touch raw snails, and I cannot find anything else for him. I fear he will die soon, and I shall probably die too."
"Come! come!" said the bear, "don"t let me hear any nonsense of that kind. Die, indeed! Here, take that, sir, and don"t talk foolishness!"
"That" was neither more nor less than the wing of a roast chicken which Bruin had pulled hastily from the basket. The famished crow fell upon it, beak and claw, without more ado; and a silence ensued, while the two friends, well pleased, watched the first effect of their charitable mission.
"Poor creature!" said Toto. "Were you ever so hungry as that, Bruin?"
"Oh, yes!" said the bear, carelessly, "often and often. When I came out in the spring, you know. But I never stayed hungry very long," he added, with a significant grimace. "This crow is sick, you see, and probably cannot help himself much. How does that go, old fellow?" he said, addressing the crow, who had polished the chicken-bone till it shone again, and now looked up with a twinkle in his eyes very different from the wretched, lackl.u.s.tre expression they had at first worn.
"You have given me life, sir!" he said warmly; "you have positively given me life. I am once more a crow. And now, tell me how I can serve you, for you are evidently bent on some errand."
"We have come to see your master," said Toto. "We heard of his accident, and thought he must be in need of help. So, if you will show us the way--"
The crow needed no more, but joyfully spread his wings, and half hopped, half fluttered along the ground as fast as he could go. "n.o.ble strangers!" he cried, "our humble dwelling is close at hand. Follow me, I pray you, and blessings attend your footsteps."
The two friends followed, and soon came upon the entrance to a cave, around which a sort of rustic porch had been built. Vines were trained over it, and a rude chair and table stood beneath the pleasant shade.
"This is my master"s study," said the crow. "Here we have spent many happy and profitable hours. May it please you to enter, worshipful sirs?"