But Master Cracker did not wait for instructions. He had been watching the parrot for some minutes, with his head on one side and his eyes twinkling with merriment; and now, springing suddenly upon her perch, he caught the astonished bird round the body, leaped with her to the floor, and began to whirl her round the room at a surprising rate, in tolerably good time to the lively waltz that Toto was whistling. Miss Mary gasped for breath, and fluttered her wings wildly, trying to escape from her tormentor, and presently, finding her voice, she shrieked aloud:--
"Ke-ke-kee! ki-ko! ki-ko-KAA! Let me go, you little wretch! Let me go this instant, or I"ll peck your eyes out! I will--"
"Oh, no, you won"t, my dear!" said Cracker. "You wouldn"t have the heart to do that; for then how could I look at you, the delight of my life?
Tiddy-_tum_! tiddy-_tum_! tiddy-_tum_ tum-tum! just see what a pretty step it is! You will enjoy it immensely, as soon as you know it a little better." And he whirled her round faster and faster, trying to keep pace with c.o.o.n and Toto, who were circling in graceful curves.
Suddenly the grandmother uttered an exclamation. "Toto!" she cried, "did you put that custard pie out in the snow to cool? Bruin doesn"t like it hot, you know."
Toto, his head still dizzy from waltzing, looked about him in bewilderment.
"Did I?" he said. "I am sure I don"t know! I don"t remember what I did with it. Oh, yes, I do, though!" he added hastily. "It is there, on that chair. Bruin! Bruin, I say! mind what you are about. It is just behind you."
Thus adjured, the good bear, who had been gravely revolving by himself in the corner until he was quite blind, tried to stop short; at the same instant the squirrel and the parrot, stumbling against his s.h.a.ggy paw, fell over it in a confused heap of feathers and fur. He stepped hastily back to avoid treading on them, lost his balance, and sat down heavily--on the custard pie!
At the crash of the platter, the squirrel released Miss Mary, who flew screaming to her perch; the grandmother wrung her hands and lamented, begging to be told what had happened, and who was hurt; and the unfortunate Bruin, staggering to his feet, stared aghast at the ruin he had wrought. It was a very complete ruin, certainly, for the platter was in small fragments, while most of its contents were clinging to his own s.h.a.ggy black coat.
"Well, old fellow," said Toto, "you have done it now, haven"t you? I tried to stop you, but I was too late."
"Yes," replied the bear, solemnly, "I have done it now! And I have also done _with_ it now. Dear Madam," he added, turning to the old lady, "please forgive me! I have spoiled your pie, and broken your platter; but I have also learned a lesson, which I ought to have learned before,--that is, that waltzing is not my forte, and that, as the old saying is, "A bullfrog cannot dance in a gra.s.shopper"s nest." This is my last dancing lesson!"
CHAPTER VI.
IT was a bright clear night, when Toto, accompanied by the racc.o.o.n and the squirrel, started from home to attend the wedding of the woodmouse"s eldest son. The moon was shining gloriously, and her bright cold rays turned everything they touched to silver. The long icicles hanging from the eaves of the cottage glittered like crystal spears; the snow sparkled as if diamond-dust were strewn over its powdery surface. The racc.o.o.n shook himself as he walked along, and looked about him with his keen bright eyes.
"What a fine night this would be for a hunt!" he said, sniffing the cold bracing air eagerly. "I smell something, surely! What is it?"
"Rats, maybe!" suggested the squirrel. "There is the track of one yonder."
"No, this is not a rat!" said the racc.o.o.n, sniffing again. "It"s a--it"s a cat! that"s what it is, a cat! Do you see a track anywhere? I wonder how a cat came here, anyhow. I should like to chase her! It is a long time since I chased a cat."
"Oh, never mind the cat now, c.o.o.n!" cried Toto. "We are late for the wedding as it is, with all your prinking. Besides," he added slyly, "I didn"t lend you that red cravat to chase cats in."
The racc.o.o.n instantly threw off his professional eagerness, and resumed the air of complacent dignity with which he had begun the walk. Never before had he been so fully impressed with the sense of his own charms.
The red ribbon which he had begged from Toto set off his dark fur and bright eyes to perfection; and he certainly was a very handsome fellow, as he frisked daintily along, his tail curling gracefully over his back.
"We shall make a sensation!" he said cheerfully; "we shall certainly make a sensation. Don"t you think so, Toto?"
"I do, indeed," replied Toto; "though it is a great pity that you and Cracker didn"t let me put your tails in curl-papers last night, as I offered to do. You can"t think what an improvement it would have been."
"The cow offered to lend me her bell," said Cracker, "to wear round my neck, but it was too big, you know. She"s the dearest old thing, that cow! I had a grand game, this morning, jumping over her back and balancing myself on her horns. Why doesn"t she live in the house, with the rest of us?"
"Oh!" said Toto, "one _couldn"t_ have a cow in the house. She"s too big, in the first place; and besides, Granny would not like it. One could not make a companion of a cow! I don"t know exactly why, but that sort of animal is entirely different from you wood-creatures."
"The difference is, my dear," said the racc.o.o.n, loftily, "that we have been accustomed to good society, and know something of its laws; while persons like Mrs. Cow are absolutely ignorant of such matters.
Absolutely ignorant!" he repeated, impressively. "Why, only yesterday I went out to the barn, and being in need of a little exercise, thought I would amuse myself by swinging on her tail. And the creature, instead of saying, "Mr. c.o.o.n, I am sensible of the honor you bestow upon me, but your well-proportioned figure is perhaps heavier than you are aware of,"
or something of that sort, just kicked me off, without saying a word.
_Kicked_, Toto! I give you my word for it. Kicked _me_!"
"Humph!" said the squirrel, "I think I should have done the same in her place. But see, here we are at the cave. Just look at the tracks in the snow! Why, there must be a thousand persons here, at least."
Indeed, the snow was covered in every direction with the prints of little feet,--feet that had hopped, had run, had crept from all sides of the forest, and had met in front of this low opening, from which the brambles and creeping vines had been carefully cleared away. Torches of light-wood were blazing on either side, lighting up the gloomy entrance for several feet, and from within came a confused murmur of many voices, as of hundreds of small creatures squeaking, piping, and chattering in every variety of tone.
"We are late!" said c.o.o.n. "Everybody is here. So much the better; we shall make all the more sensation. Toto, is my neck-tie straight?"
"Quite straight," replied Toto. "You look like--like--"
"Like a popinjay!" muttered the squirrel, who had no neck-tie. "Come along, will you, c.o.o.n?" And the three companions entered the cave together.
A brilliant scene it was that presented itself before their eyes. The cave was lighted not only by glow-worms, but by light-wood torches stuck in every available crack and cranny of the walls. The floor was sprinkled with fine white sand, clean and glittering, while branches of holly and alder placed in the corners added still more to the general air of festivity. As to the guests, they were evidently enjoying themselves greatly, to judge from the noise they were making. There were a great many of them,--hundreds, or perhaps even thousands, though it was impossible to count them, as they were constantly moving, hopping, leaping, jumping, creeping, trotting, running, even flying. Never were so many tiny creatures seen together. There were woodmice, of course, by the hundred,--old and young, big and little; cousins, uncles, aunts, grandmothers, of the bride and bridegroom. There were respectable field-mice, looking like well-to-do farmers, as indeed they were; frisky kangaroo-mice, leaping about on their long hind-legs, to the admiration of all those whose legs were short. There were all the moles, of both families,--those who wore plain black velvet without any ornament, and those who had lovely rose-colored stars at the end of their noses. These last gentlemen were very aristocratic indeed, and the woodmice felt highly honored by their presence. Besides all these, the squirrels had been invited, and had come in full force, the Grays and the Reds and the Chipmunks; and Mr. and Mrs. t.i.tmouse were there, and old Mrs. Shrew and her daughters, and I don"t know how many more. Hundreds and hundreds of guests, none of them bigger than a squirrel, and most of them much smaller.
You can perhaps imagine the effect that was produced on this gay a.s.sembly by the sudden appearance among them of a RACc.o.o.n and a BOY!
There was a confused murmur for a moment, a quick affrighted glance, and then dead silence. Not a creature dared to move; not a tail waved, not a whisker quivered; all the tiny creatures stood as if turned to stone, gazing in mute terror and supplication at their formidable visitors. The bride, who had just entered from a side-cave on her father"s arm, prepared to faint; the bridegroom threw his arms about her and glared fiercely at the intruders, his tiny heart swelling as high as if he were a lion instead of a very small red mouse. Mr. Woodmouse, Senior, alone retained his presence of mind. He hastened to greet his formidable guests, and bade them welcome in a voice which, though tremulous, tried hard to be cordial.
"Mr. c.o.o.n," he said, "you are welcome, most welcome. Mr. Toto, your most obedient, sir. Cracker, I am delighted to see you. Very good of you all, I"m sure, to honor this little occasion with your distinguished presence. Will you--ah!--hum--will you sit down?"
The little host hesitated over this invitation; it would not be polite to ask his guests to be careful lest they should sit down _on_ the other guests, and yet they were so _very_ large, and took up so _much_ room,--two of them, at least! c.o.o.n, delighted at the sensation he had produced, was as gracious as possible, and sitting down with great care so as to avoid any catastrophe, looked about him with so benign an expression that the rest of the company began to take heart, and whiskers were p.r.i.c.ked and tails were c.o.c.ked again.
"This is delightful, Mr. Woodmouse!" he said heartily,--"this is really delightful! A brilliant occasion, indeed! But I do not see your son, the happy-- Ah! there he is. p.r.i.c.k-ear, you rascal, come here! Are you too proud to speak to your old friends?"
Thus adjured, the young woodmouse left his bride in her mother"s care and came forward, looking half pleased and half angry. "Good evening, c.o.o.n!" he said. "I was not sure whether you _were_ a friend, after our last meeting. But I am very glad to see you, and I bear no malice."
And with this he shook paws with an air of magnanimity. c.o.o.n rubbed his nose, as he was apt to do when a little confused.
"Oh! ah! to be sure!" he said. "I had quite forgotten that little matter. But say no more about it, my boy; say no more about it! By-gones are by-gones, and we should think of nothing but pleasure on an occasion like the present." With a graceful and condescending wave of his paw he dismissed the past, and continued: "Pray, introduce me to your charming bride! I a.s.sure you I am positively longing to make her acquaintance.
After you, my boy; after you!" and he crossed the room and joined the bridal party.
"What trouble did your son have with c.o.o.n?" Toto inquired of Mr.
Woodmouse. "Nothing serious, I trust?"
"Why--ah!--well!" said his host, in some embarra.s.sment, "it came _near_ being serious,--at least p.r.i.c.k-ear thought it did. It seems he met Mr.
c.o.o.n one day last autumn, when he was bringing home a load of checkerberries for supper. Mr. c.o.o.n wanted the checkerberries, and--ah!--in point of fact, ate them; and when p.r.i.c.k-ear remonstrated, he chased him all round the forest, vowing that if he caught him he would--if you will excuse my mentioning such a thing--eat _him_ too.
Now, that sort of thing is very painful, Mr. Toto; very painful indeed it is, I a.s.sure you, sir. And though p.r.i.c.k-ear escaped by running into a mole"s burrow, I must confess that he has _not_ felt kindly toward Mr.
c.o.o.n since then."
"Very natural," said Toto, gravely. "I don"t wonder at it."
"It _has_ occurred to me," continued the woodmouse, "that possibly it may have been only a joke on Mr. c.o.o.n"s part. Eh? what do you think?
Seeing him so friendly and condescending here to-night, one can hardly suppose that he _really_--eh?--could have intended--"
"He certainly would not do such a thing _now_," said Toto, decidedly, "certainly not. He has the kindest feeling for all your family."
"A--exactly! exactly!" cried the woodmouse, highly delighted. "Most gratifying, I"m sure. But I see that the ceremony is about to begin. If you _would_ excuse me, Mr. Toto--"
And the little host bowed himself away, leaving Toto to seat himself at leisure and watch the proceedings. These were certainly very interesting. The bride, an extremely pretty little mouse, was attired in a very becoming travelling-dress of brown fur, which fitted her to perfection. The ceremony was performed by a star-nosed mole of high distinction, who delivered a learned and impressive discourse to the young couple, and ended by presenting them with three leaves of wintergreen, of which one was eaten by each separately, while they nibbled the third together, in token of their united lives. When they met in the middle of the leaf, they rubbed noses together, and the ceremony was finished.