"I want you for _prima facie_ evidence, in case the vaccination don"t take," said Pyecroft in my ear. "Push off, Alf!"
The last bell-ringing was high overhead. It was followed by six little tinkles from the _Agatha_, the roar of her falling anchor, the clash of pans, and loose shouting.
"Where be gwine tu? Port your "ellum. Aie! you mud-dredger in the fairway, goo astern! Out boats! She"ll sink us!"
A clear-cut Navy voice drawled from the clouds: "Quiet! you gardeners there. This is the _Cryptic_ at anchor."
"Thank you for the range," said Pyecroft, and paddled gingerly. "Feel well out in front of you, Alf. Remember your fat fist is our only Marconi installation." The voices resumed:
"Bournemouth steamer he says she be."
"Then where be Brixham Harbor?"
"Damme, I"m a tax-payer tu. They"ve no right to cruise about this way.
I"ll have the laa on "ee if anything carries away."
Then the man-of-war:
"Short on your anchor! Heave short, you howling maniacs! You"ll get yourselves smashed in a minute if you drift."
The air was full of these and other voices as the dinghy, checking, swung.
I pa.s.sed one hand down Laughton"s stretched arm and felt an iron gooseneck and a foot or two of a backward-sloping torpedo-net boom. The other hand I laid on broad, cold iron--even the flanks of H.M.S. _Cryptic_, which is twelve thousand tons.
I heard a scrubby, raspy sound, as though Pyecroft had chosen that hour to shave, and I smelled paint. "Drop aft a bit, Alf; we"ll put a stencil under the stern six-inch cas.e.m.e.nts."
Boom by boom Laughlin slid the dinghy along the towering curved wall.
Once, twice, and again we stopped, and the keen scrubbing sound was renewed.
"Umpires are "ard-"earted blighters, but this ought to convince "em....
Captain Panke"s stern-walk is now above our defenceless "eads. Repeat the evolution up the starboard side, Alf."
I was only conscious that we moved around an iron world palpitating with life. Though my knowledge was all by touch--as, for example, when Pyecroft led my surrendered hand to the base of some bulging sponson, or when my palm closed on the knife-edge of the stem and patted it timidly--yet I felt lonely and unprotected as the enormous, helpless ship was withdrawn, and we drifted away into the void where voices sang:
Tom Pearce, Tom Pearce, lend me thy gray mare, All along, out along, down along lea!
I want for to go to Widdicombe Fair With Bill Brewer, Sam Sewer, Peter Gurney, Harry Hawke, Old Uncle Tom Cobley an" all!
"That"s old Sinbad an" "is little lot from the _Agatha_! Give way, Alf!
_You_ might sing somethin", too."
"I"m no burnin" Patti. Ain"t there noise enough for you, Pye?"
"Yes, but it"s only amateurs. Give me the tones of "earth and "ome. Ha!
List to the blighter on the "orizon sayin" his prayers, Navy-fashion.
"Eaven "elp me argue that way when I"m a warrant-officer!"
We headed with little lapping strokes toward what seemed to be a fair- sized riot.
"An" I"ve "eard the _Devolution_ called a happy ship, too," said Pyecroft.
"Just shows "ow a man"s misled by prejudice. She"s peevish--that"s what she is--nasty-peevish. Prob"ly all because the _Agathites_ are scratching "er paint. Well, rub along, Alf. I"ve got the lymph!"
A voice, which Mr. Pyecroft a.s.sured me belonged to a chief carpenter, was speaking through an aperture (starboard bow twelve-pounder on the lower deck). He did not wish to purchase any fish, even at grossly reduced rates. n.o.body wished to buy any fish. This ship was the _Devolution_ at anchor, and desired no communication with sh.o.r.e boats.
"Mark how the Navy "olds it"s own. He"s sober. The _Agathites_ are not, as you might say, an" yet they can"t live with "im. It"s the discipline that does it. "Ark to the bald an" unconvincin" watch-officer chimin" in. I wonder where Mr. Moorshed has got to?"
We drifted down the _Devolution"s_ side, as we had drifted down her sister"s; and we dealt with her in that dense gloom as we had dealt with her sister.
"Whai! "Tis a man-o"-war, after all! I can see the captain"s whisker all gilt at the edges! We took "ee for the Bournemouth steamer. Three cheers for the real man-o"-war!"
That cry came from under the _Devolution"s_ stern. Pyecroft held something in his teeth, for I heard him mumble, "Our Mister Moorshed!"
Said a boy"s voice above us, just as we dodged a jet of hot water from some valve: "I don"t half like that cheer. If I"d been the old man I"d ha"
turned loose the quick-firers at the first go-off. Aren"t they rowing Navy-stroke, yonder?"
"True," said Pyecroft, listening to retreating oars. "It"s time to go "ome when snotties begin to think. The fog"s thinnin", too."
I felt a chill breath on my forehead, and saw a few feet of the steel stand out darker than the darkness, disappear--it was then the dinghy shot away from it--and emerge once more.
"Hallo! what boat"s that?" said the voice suspiciously.
"Why, I do believe it"s a real man-o"-war, after all," said Pyecroft, and kicked Laughton.
"What"s that for?" Laughton was no dramatist.
"Answer in character, you blighter! Say somethin" opposite."
"What boat"s _thatt_?" The hail was repeated.
"What do yee say-ay?" Pyecroft bellowed, and, under his breath to me: "Give us a hand."
"It"s called the _Marietta_--F. J. Stokes--Torquay," I began, quaveringly.
"At least, that"s the name on the name-board. I"ve been dining--on a yacht."
"I see." The voice shook a little, and my way opened before me with disgraceful ease.
"Yesh. Dining private yacht. _Eshmesheralda_. I belong to Torquay Yacht Club. _Are_ you member Torquay Yacht Club?"
"You"d better go to bed, Sir. Good-night." We slid into the rapidly thinning fog.
"Dig out, Alf. Put your _nix mangiare_ back into it. The fog"s peelin"
off like a petticoat. Where"s Two Six Seven?"
"I can"t see her," I replied, "but there"s a light low down ahead."
"The _Agatha_!" They rowed desperately through the uneasy dispersal of the fog for ten minutes and ducked round the trawler"s bow.
"Well, Emanuel means "G.o.d with us"--so far." Pyecroft wiped his brow, laid a hand on the low rail, and as he boosted me up to the trawler, I saw Moorshed"s face, white as pearl in the thinning dark.