"Let me tell you," he said earnestly, "I won"t make any difference to you whatever happens. Barrin" a dhow or two Tajurrah-way, prizes are scarce in the Navy. Hence we never abandon "em."
There was a long silence. Pyecroft broke it suddenly.
"Robert," he said, "have you a mother?"
"Yes."
"Have you a big brother?"
"Yes."
"An" a little sister?"
"Yes."
"Robert. Does your mamma keep a dog?"
"Yes. Why?"
"All right, Robert. I won"t forget it."
I looked for an explanation.
"I saw his cabinet photograph in full uniform on the mantelpiece o" that cottage before faithful Fido turned up," Pyecroft whispered. "Ain"t you glad it"s all in the family somehow?"
We filled with water at a cottage on the edge of St. Leonard"s Forest, and, despite our increasing leakage, made shift to climb the ridge above Instead Wick. Knowing the car as I did, I felt sure that final collapse would not be long delayed. My sole concern was to run our guest well into the wilderness before that came.
On the roof of the world--a naked plateau clothed with young heather--she retired from active life in floods of tears. Her feed-water-heater (Hinchcliffe blessed it and its maker for three minutes) was leaking beyond hope of repair; she had shifted most of her packing, and her water- pump would not lift.
"If I had a bit of piping I could disconnect this tin cartridge-case an"
feed direct into the boiler. It "ud knock down her speed, but we could get on," said he, and looked hopelessly at the long dun ridges that hove us above the panorama of Suss.e.x. Northward we could see the London haze.
Southward, between gaps of the whale-backed Downs, lay the Channel"s zinc- blue. But all our available population in that vast survey was one cow and a kestrel.
"It"s down hill to Instead Wick. We can run her there by gravity," I said at last.
"Then he"ll only have to walk to the station to get home. Unless we take off "is boots first," Pyecroft replied.
"That," said our guest earnestly, "would be theft atop of a.s.sault and very serious."
"Oh, let"s hang him an" be done," Hinchcliffe grunted. "It"s evidently what he"s sufferin" for."
Somehow murder did not appeal to us that warm noon. We sat down to smoke in the heather, and presently out of the valley below came the thick beat of a petrol-motor ascending. I paid little attention to it till I heard the roar of a horn that has no duplicate in all the Home Counties.
"That"s the man I was going to lunch with!" I cried. "Hold on!" and I ran down the road.
It was a big, black, black-dashed, tonneaued twenty-four horse Octopod; and it bore not only Kysh my friend, and Salmon his engineer, but my own man, who for the first time in our acquaintance smiled.
"Did they get you? What did you get? I was coming into Linghurst as witness to character--your man told me what happened--but I was stopped near Instead Wick myself," cried Kysh.
"What for?"
"Leaving car unattended. An infernal swindle, when you think of the loose carts outside every pub in the county. I was jawing with the police for an hour, but it"s no use. They"ve got it all their own way, and we"re helpless."
Hereupon I told him my tale, and for proof, as we topped the hill, pointed out the little group round my car.
All supreme emotion is dumb. Kysh put on the brake and hugged me to his bosom till I groaned. Then, as I remember, he crooned like a mother returned to her suckling.
"Divine! Divine!" he murmured. "Command me."
"Take charge of the situation," I said. "You"ll find a Mr. Pyecroft on the quarter-deck. I"m altogether out of it."
"He shall stay there. Who am I but the instrument of vengeance in the hands of an over-ruling Providence? (And I put in fresh sparking-plugs this morning.) Salmon, take that steam-kettle home, somehow. I would be alone."
"Leggat," I said to my man, "help Salmon home with my car."
"Home? Now? It"s hard. It"s cruel hard," said Leggat, almost with a sob.
Hinchcliffe outlined my car"s condition briefly to the two engineers. Mr.
Pyecroft clung to our guest, who stared with affrighted eyes at the palpitating Octopod; and the free wind of high Suss.e.x whimpered across the ling.
"I am quite agreeable to walkin" "ome all the way on my feet," said our guest. "I wouldn"t go to any railway station. It "ud be just the proper finish to our little joke." He laughed nervously.
"What"s the evolution?" said Pyecroft. "Do we turn over to the new cruiser?"
I nodded, and he escorted our guest to the tonneau with care. When I was in, he sat himself broad-armed on the little flap-seat which controls the door. Hinchcliffe sat by Kysh.
"You drive?" Kysh asked, with the smile that has won him his chequered way through the world.
"Steam only, and I"ve about had my whack for to-day, thanks."
"I see."
The long, low car slid forward and then dropped like a bullet down the descent our steam toy had so painfully climbed. Our guest"s face blanched, and he clutched the back of the tonneau.
"New commander"s evidently been trained on a destroyer," said Hinchcliffe.
"What"s "is wonderful name?" whispered Pyecroft. "Ho! Well, I"m glad it ain"t Saul we"ve run up against--nor Nimshi, for that matter. This is makin" me feel religious."
Our impetus carried us half-way up the next slope, where we steadied to a resonant fifteen an hour against the collar.
"What do you think?" I called to Hinchcliffe.
""Taint as sweet as steam, o" course; but for power it"s twice the _Furious_ against half the _Jaseur_ in a head-sea."
Volumes could not have touched it more exactly. His bright eyes were glued on Kysh"s hands juggling with levers behind the discreet backward sloping dash.
"An" what sort of a brake might you use?" he said politely.
"This," Kysh replied, as the last of the hill shot up to one in eight. He let the car run back a few feet and caught her deftly on the brake, repeating the performance cup and ball fashion. It was like being daped above the Pit at the end of an uncoiled solar plexus. Even Pyecroft held his breath.