Traitor Of Humanity

Back then, Nala"s tummy had grown bigger. There was a human baby inside.

Unlike in kitty school, there is no such thing as maternity leave in human school. Although in kitty school, it is really rare for kitties to be making babies already, it does happen sometimes. Accursed winners in life, kitty curses you...

Anyway, because unborn babies are fragile, and because mama animals carrying babies are also fragile, kitty was a.s.signed to be Nala"s bodyguard in case any accidents might happen.

Nala and kitty were walking to school. Well, Nala was walking. Kitty was riding on her shoulder. Kitty is very light. Even a pregnant woman would not find kitty a burden.

Then, there appeared a very stupid human, with an arrogant and complacent look on his face.

That stupid human approached us with his group of more stupid humans. Kitty doesn"t know why they approached, and why they opened their mouths, but they just would not shut up!

They kept on insulting Nala one way or another with their disgusting human language.

Like with all other animals, human females also get emotionally sensitive during their baby-carrying periods. Not to mention Nala, who was a scaredy-cat (scaredy-cat, not a real kitty) ever since she was little.

Nala"s eyes teared up. It looked like she was about to cry.

Seeing that, kitty got mad!

With steam rising out of his head, kitty trotted up to that stupid human who was leading the other stupid humans.

Kitty then took out his mighty greatsword.

Kitty used the killer martial skill pa.s.sed down directly from the stupid master, originally used against giant ogres and bigger demons, but with kitty"s size (No need to mention kitty"s size), can be used against stupid humans!

"Cutting off the Path to Your Future! Great Cleaving of Jewels~!" Kitty roared. Of course, no one can hear kitty, since kitty had used a silence spell.

Kitty jumped up and spun like a windmill, drawing sparks with his greatsword produced from friction with the air. The number of rotations kitty went through in a second could not be counted, even with all the fingers on a human"s hands.

The stupid human was just then starting to thrust his groin into the air, laughingly asking for a f***. All the other stupid humans were laughing with him.

Kitty flew right in between that stupid human"s legs!

The sharpest flame wheel in existence drew out a large shower of hot blood.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The stupid human screamed. The laughing expression on his face turned into one freaking out in pain. He was so loud that kitty had thought the sky had fallen.

The other stupid humans all had shocked looks on their faces, as they watched their stupid human leader scream and slump over onto the ground.

But kitty did not care about that.

"Eeow! Kitty got dirty with human blood again! Kitty needs a bath..." Said kitty as kitty took out a bottle of paw sanitizer to rub on kitty"s fur. Kitty does not want stupid human germs on kitty"s body...

"Kil... Destroy... that baby... inside her... and kill her!!!" With tears streaming out of his bloodshot eyes, that stupid human barely uttered that out with a most ferocious expression on his face.

Kitty guessed that since he could not see kitty, that stupid human thought that Nala was the one who cut him.

All the other stupid humans that were following that stupid human, rushed at Nala, brandishing their fists, with mean looks on their faces.

Kitty did not even have to do anything.

Hearing them threaten her baby, Nala"s eyes turned serious... and the other personality that the stupid master installed inside her came out.

A large fish tail, beautiful and supple, swung over kitty"s head. Kitty had to clutch onto the ground to prevent kitty from flying away due to the wind pressure.

But that really was a beautiful fish tail... If kitty did not know that there was no meat inside that tail, kitty would have latched onto it and started chewing...

The stupid humans were swat and splattered. They did not even know what hit them, before they all died off, bones breaking and flesh ripping, soaring in every which way.

The only one who survived, was those stupid humans" leader, who had a oddly durable body. He was sent crashing into a faraway tree. The tree broke, and the stupid human was covered in dust and fallen leaves.

Kitty didn"t care about him, nor did Nala.

Seeing that Nala had entered into a depressed mood, Kitty led Nala back home.

Soon, some wrinkly human male barged into our house, breaking down our front door, and shouting out, "Bring out that b*tch! I"ll avenge my grandson!", or something like that.

The stupid master went down to meet him. Kitty went down to watch. Kitty took out some catnip to munch on as kitty looked down from the staircase.

Their great battle lasted for... more than 10 seconds.

The head of that wrinkly human male ended up ripped off of his body.

Kitty does not understand, why stupid humans are so eager to die...

The next day, Kitty saw the stupid master bring the wrinkly human head out the door and towards the school.

What happened that day, Kitty does not know. Kitty didn"t follow, as Nala was still depressed.

All kitty knows, is that after that day, the school became the stupid master"s property.

Kitty immediately asked the stupid master to let kitties into the campus, and to drive out those d*mn dogs! It will not be long, until kitty also finds a mate!

Unfortunately, at that time, kitty forgot, that other than kitty himself, there are no other bipedal kitties in this city, only quadrupedal kitties...

...

Now that former Headmaster Wartle thought about it, how long has it been since he took over as headmaster?

It has only been several years since the previous headmaster had died to the people from the Azure Reaper martial school. If he were to know that after he had died, not only did their school lose a big chunk of their territory to their enemies, but that they also let the headmaster"s token, the Savant Snake Sword, which had been pa.s.sed down from the founder of the school to the subsequent headmasters, fall into the hands of a middle school student, how much would he writhe in his grave? Would he perhaps come back as undead?

"It has been 6 weeks since my wife has given birth." Seth said.

"Congratulations, headmaster!" Said the former headmaster.

"Congratulations, headmaster!", said the 7 elders. All of them sounded like they were wholeheartedly giving their kudos, but in reality? Only one of them actually meant his congrats.

Most of them were thinking wistfully, "6 weeks of peace. It has been a very nice vacation. Now that the headmaster has called us in, it must mean it"s over..."

Seth nodded. As if to confirm their a.s.sumption, he continued on by saying, "Now that she has exited out of her weak period, she will be coming back to school. Thus, I want to hold a festival."

"..." The former headmaster, and 6 out of the 7 elders, hung their heads. This again! It"s happening again!

One of them, a middle aged man with some growing gray hairs, called elder Throt, asked with a wry smile, "What shall we name it this time?".

The first festival was set up only a few days after this Seth had become the headmaster. To cheer up his wife, who had become depressed due to the slandering from those stupid students, he forced them to set up a "Big Belly Festival", where everyone, regardless of gender, would have to come to school with a pillow tucked under their clothes, making it look as if they were pregnant. Then, they would all have to sing praises to soon-to-be mothers. If it weren"t for the threatening consequence of a sharp drop to their grades, all of the students would probably have cut cla.s.s and stayed home that day.

Then, came the Mother"s Day Celebration. Who has ever heard of something called mother"s day? In today"s society which is run by man, it makes sense for there to be a father"s day, but what is up with this "mother"s day"? None of the elders understood. After all, the ones here are all men!

Still, that Mother"s Day holiday wasn"t so bad. All the students just had to write some letters to send back home to their mothers. The only bad part about it, was that they had to embarra.s.s themselves by reading their letters out loud in cla.s.s.

But following that, things got weirder and weirder.

The Kitty Cosplay Festival... where everyone had to dress up as cats to come to school. At the very least, everyone, regardless of age, had to put on fake kitty ears and a fake kitty tail. Whenever they talk, they would have to add a "meow" to the end of their sentences. Even the teachers, elders, and headmaster, had to embarra.s.s themselves by acting like that.

The ones who brought in the best kitty costumes, were each rewarded a truckle of cheese. Unfortunately, not many people were very appreciative of that.

Speaking of kitties, Seth had made them get their school"s soldiers to search throughout the city. They had to go so far as to sneak into the Azure Reaper martial school"s territory, just to search for stray cats and kittens, and bring them into the school campus!

At the same time, the dogs were all kicked out. Elder Fou, a man who wears a hat, even indoors, in order to hide the bald spot on his head, had owned a dog. Back then, when he still had a full head of hair, he had went to confront Seth about this... only to get beaten up and forced to eat his dog.

Dressing in Pink Day... According to Seth, his wife"s favorite colors are pink and light-blue, which is not very surprising for an ordinary girl her age. On this day, just to make his wife happy, he had caused all the students to dress in pink! Then, after morning cla.s.ses were over, they were forced into painting the school PINK!

Walking through the hallways, you see that the walls are pink! Going into the cla.s.srooms, you see that the walls are pink! Stepping out of the school building and taking a look back, you see that the building is pink! The headmaster had to get on his knees to beg Seth, to at the very least, spare his office from turning pink.

Oh yeah... He said that spring and summer will be pink, while autumn and winter will be light-blue. It will be autumn soon. Isn"t it time to stock up on paint?

Fresh Fish Opening Ceremony... When the plans to build an aquarium in the school campus for the sake of getting a daily supply of fresh fish for making sushi, came into the hands of elder Gano, who has the role of treasurer of the school, a role that requires great trust from the school, he slammed his hands down onto the headmaster"s table.

The result of that? He was tied up and toss into a tank of piranhas which had arrived who-knows-when.

The current elder Gano has only half a head of hair, looking kind of like a punk rocker. He says that he has been inspired by the music from some supreme city, but everyone knows the truth...

By the way, it should be mentioned, that ordinary kitties should not eat too much raw fish, as that would lead to them having thiamine deficiency. Only sentient kitties whom know how to balance their nutrition, and evolved kitties whom have stronger stomachs, should do that.

Still, the one who has lost the most hair over the last 7 months... was the former headmaster, who had tried many times, to a.s.sa.s.sinate Seth, to take back his headmaster position.

Every single one of those attempts had failed, and was followed by a severe punishment.

The bullet-proof gla.s.s window is open right now. Some wind enter through the open window, and former Headmaster Wartle"s head of elegant silver hair, flapped open...

"How shiny it is underneath..." Some elders thought.

In reply to that elder Throt"s question, Seth answered, "How about Holy Mother Holiday? On this day, everyone will have to grovel in worship towards their mothers..."

"Please no..." The elders prayed. Usually, when Seth says everyone, that would include them. They, the highly esteemed elders of the school, will have to set an example in front of the students, before the students follow in their footsteps.

They could just imagine, the scene where, after inviting their mothers to school, they will get down on their knees and sing praises to their mommies, with all the students looking at them like they had gone mad. Dressing in pink for a day would be nowhere near as bad as this.

"Yeah... That might be too much." Luckily, Seth was still somewhat reasonable. He cut that train of thought and went back to thinking.

"Since the last one was named Maternity Leave Day, how about we call this one Maternity Return Day?" Someone suggested. That day 2 months ago, was the first day something like maternity leave was allowed in dark ash city.

"You think so, old man?" Seth asked. He was obviously taking the owner of this voice more seriously than the others.

Elder Liao nodded. "As for the specific event. How about we just have everyone give gifts to new mothers of the year. That"s more direct, and will probably make young Nala happier."

"Then, that will be it. Make it so." Seth declared.

"Yes, headmaster!" Former Headmaster Wartle and the other elders simultaneously replied. Elder Liao had saved them from a potentially embarra.s.sing moment. But although they felt relieved, none of them felt grateful. After all, this old man was the culprit who brought this pain-in-the-a.s.s student to their school...