A cold wind blew bringing a freezing sensation in his lower body."What is the hair in my mouth?" "
"What is this warmth that is engulfing me? It is so comfortable, aaah."
"And why the f.u.c.k is it so cold down there?" he thought.
"Down?!" his mind screamed.
"Achoo!" sneezing, he groggily opened his eyes.
What greeted his vision was a Young Man with dark hair, slant eyebrows and heavy built hugging him with a pa.s.sionate face. The problem? he was totally naked!
Their chests were touching each other intimately, down to their private parts as Ling Chen experienced the most terrible moment of his life.
They didn"t do anything naughty in daze, did they? If so, his purity was gone!
Ling Chen almost got a heart attack due to the shock.
"Qin Lie?" he shouted in surprise before he realized that he was also tied upside down.
And the most embarra.s.sing thing was even he didn"t even have a single thread on his body! He was also bare naked!
Even his storage ring was missing!
"Don"t thank me when you wake up. I know I am too kind" abruptly, Sheng Tian"s kind smile when he said those words appeared in his mind.
"b.a.s.t.a.r.d!" Ling Chen swore uncontrollably.
Recalling how he and Qin Lie both gave him their hard earned treasures, only to get looted down to the last thread, all the blood rushed to his head. Then he saw few hurriedly scribbled lines on the ground.
"Ai, Ai, I was so handsome, so handsome,
Yesterday I was so full of treasures, full of treasures,
But now, I"m a naked hottie baby, yo yo,
I lay totally bare in the cold in your embrace, yo yo,
Baby, come spank my a.s.s,
Yeah, just come spank me hard,
I"m only yours tonight,
harder daddy!"
P.S: "h.e.l.lo Fellow Cultivators Ling Chen and Qin Lie. How are you doing? Are you feeling heavy anywhere?
To be honest, for the first time I saw you, I knew that you were someone with so much weight on your shoulders and bearing incomparable loneliness.
Alas, I can"t bear to see the sight. How can I allow my fellow brothers Ling Chen and Qin Lie to bear the weight when I"m still here?
As such, I took upon all the responsibility and cleared all the weights on your body.
Even If I crumble under the weight, that won"t stop me from saving you.
If I don"t go to h.e.l.l, who will?
And for your loneliness, aren"t you seeing your soulmate in your embrace? How is it? Very Romantic, no?
Aren"t I a genius? Why are you still reading this? Aren"t you supposed to cry emotionally and want to kiss my feet?
Don"t thank me. I"m too humble after all."
Ling Chen vomited a mouthful of blood in anger and fainted.
Alas, he didn"t see that Qin Lie also had a mouthful of blood under him.
As the Sun rose slowly, a group of crowd gathered around a Large Tree. The crowd were actively whispering to themselves.
"These two hot young me, they appear familiar."
"Yeah. See that b.u.t.t, the left one is definitely lighter than the right one. It reminds me of Young Master Qin Lie."
"See how they are hugging each other tied upside down. Looks like they have some special taste.
"See, they are opening their eyes."
"Uh, why is everything upside down?" Qin Lie muttered under his breath before the cold sensation on his lower body and the warmth on his chest reminded him of the fateful night.
"Aaaah" two screams were heard at the same time.
Ling Chen and Qin Lie, under the gazes of the astonished crowd, used their strength beyond its limits and ran off.
Soon, in the morning, two Young Men covering their privates in leaves entered the city. Instantly, all the city guards went ahead to chase them off.
But one of them recognized the two young men, Ling Chen and Qin Lie!
These two nudists were the great disciples? How was this possible?
And moreover, where is the Royal Palace Disciple?
What are these two young men doing naked in the Forbidden Land?
Surely, they didn"t have the Forbidden Love, right?
Looking at the tired faces of Ling Chen and Qin Lie, their thoughts couldn"t help but go astray.
The next moment, a piece of crazy news caused the whole city to go in uproar.
"Young Master Qin Lie and Young Disciple Ling Chen were robbed clean, down to the last thread. They were found naked on the streets."
"As they were suffering in the cold night, Young Master Qin Lie offered somebody warmth to Ling Chen, the night was still young, people reported listening to the panting and moans of two guys. Could it be these two?"
"Are these two fighting for Miss Liu Feifei or was it all a facade to show their love to each other all along?"
"Who was the shooter and who was the catcher?"
Ling Chen and Qin Lie spat out blood upon hearing the news.
Mother f.u.c.ker, we were tied together, what can we do? d.a.m.n that b.a.s.t.a.r.d, I will hack him to pieces.
Soon, they returned to their respective rooms.
After a bath and wearing a fresh set of robes, Qin Lie saw that his personal lackey was looking at a packed gift in his hand from time to time.
Curious, he asked, "What is it, Xiao Xi?"
The lackey, a short young man with delicate features, answered nervously rubbing his toe against the ground "Young Master, I didn"t know you were into men. I am a s..straight. But if it"s Young Master who wants, me, I don"t mind." he blushed.
"Mind your sister!" Qin Lie shouted slapping away the lackey.
In another room at the same time:
"Liu Feifei, what happened? Why are you leaving?" Ling Chen panicked as he saw her packing all the things in their shared room.
Liu Feifei, with tears streaming down her beautiful face, turned her back to him and snorted.
"Brother Ling Chen, I though you always loved me. It seems I was wrong all along. Even in our past life, you were always close to Brother Bear, spending countless nights at his home. I should"ve known the truth since the beginning.
How naive I was! So, that"s why you always say you aren"t like other men."
"f.u.c.k" Ling Chen almost cursed out loud.
What the f.u.c.k was with your s.h.i.+tty reasoning?
Why are you bringing that up? I had to plan for the War back then, so how did it turn into a *snu-snu* session with that Bear guy? And you even know how large he *ahem* what the h.e.l.l am I thinking?
"No, Feifei, it was all a misunderstanding. Both of us were set up by that Royal Palace b.a.s.t.a.r.d. He even looted us of our wealth! Now, I don"t even have a penny to pay the rent."
"Humph! So that was why you were asking me to stay? I didn"t know that you were this petty." clenching her little fist, she threw a pile of spirit stones at him and disappeared from the room.
"f.u.c.k. When did I say that? Did you keep your brain in your handbag?" Ling Chen cursed slamming his fist on the ground, feeling his pride hurt.
"Yeah. That"s why I came back to listen to you. But now, I know better." Liu Feifei who appeared in the room again, immediately ran away.
"Aah f.u.c.k...." Ling Chen cursed at how bad things could get.
He came out of his room and looked along the corridor finding Qin Lie standing also looking at him.
The expression on their faces was weird.
"Bro..."
"Bro..."
they both muttered at the same time as they dashed forward and hugged each other wailing their hearts out.
That night, Ling Chen and Qin Lie let go of all their previous grudges and started drinking to soothe their broken hearts.
Unknown to them, two people flying in the sky were watching them.
"Sheng Tian, why are you crying?" Xiao Lian asked, looking at Sheng Tian"s eyes which became red, threatening to spill the tears any moment.
"Me? I"m just happy for the buddies. They finally got together. All of my effort and planning were not in vain." Sheng Tian rubbed the corner of his eyes with his sleeves and said emotionally.
Xiao Lian rolled her eyes uncontrollably at his drama and chided "What effort? Making them a couple? or almost mixing the aphrodisiac in that medicine you gave them?"
"Ahem....Xiao, you shouldn"t mind the details. The intention is most important. Haha." Sheng Tian started calling her intimately and patted her head, just for her to let go of the topic.
Unexpectedly she closed her eyes blissfully enjoying the warmth of his hand of her head. Then, she asked slowly with her head lowered "Sheng, would you like someone who killed?"
Surprised by the sudden question, he didn"t take a second before he answered "All that matters to me is who she really is at her heart. Neither her circ.u.mstances nor her background, but..." he paused dramatically, causing Xiao Lian to look up at him with curiosity "I would prefer mature bodies rather than immature flowers." saying so, he glanced at her curves brazenly.
Xiao Lian understood that he was just teasing, her face turned red as she pounded his chest "Who is Immature, you perverted b.a.s.t.a.r.d?!"
Sheng Tian, smiled in amus.e.m.e.nt at the Little Miss"s anger and caught her gentle fists which were making sure not to hit him hard "Yeah. Our Xiao is fully mature," he paused and glanced at her chest and back, "everywhere." he added.
Xiao Lian was embarra.s.sed to death, so Sheng Tian was pinched to oblivion that night. His pitiful screams filled the air as people of Death City wondered who the unfortunate **** victim was.
The next morning, the Duo responsible for the chaos was having a good sleep even when it turned noon.
Sheng only woke up early during the morning to do an important work and came to sleep again.
Noon came and they somehow got awake but they didn"t get up. The two were too lazy to do that.
Sheng Tian felt that it was funny seeing the girl being lazy next to him, after all, she called him Lazy Pig for sleeping till late.
He looked at her and knew that she was awake as her face had a faint blush, she must have found the situation embarra.s.sing as they both slept in the same bed and now she only wanted to bury her face in the ground due to embarra.s.sment.
She also knew that Sheng Tian woke up and they were both sleeping with their postures having their faces against each other.
But both came to a tactic understanding and stayed in the same position and didn"t move. It seemed like a compet.i.tion of who would get up first. Finally, sensing the look on Shen Tian"s face with her divine sense, She couldn"t bear it anymore and opened her eyes and looked at the rascal.
At the same time, as if sensing her, the rascal also opened his eyes and expression held a mix of playfulness and cheerfulness.
They stayed in the same position and he asked " I wonder who called me a Pig for sleeping so long, hehe. It seems like missy"s laziness is something even pigs cannot compare to.haha" he laughed.
Xiao Lian couldn"t find any explanation and said: " You are the pig."
He said, " If I become a male Pig, then you are a Female Pig. You know, female pigs have a lot of piglets haha."
Xiao Lian wanted to punch that face. But she controlled herself. She let out a playful smile and stretched her body.
Her elegant posture turned into a magnificent display of her S-shaped figure. It was truly tempting, seductive and she looked at him with her misty eyes having a flirtatious look.
She was charming him!
"Demoness, this girl is a Demoness. If I fall into her trap, I will be eaten without even bones left.
What is she doing? This is outright seduction, d.a.m.n this is too much" Sheng Tian"s heart skipped a beat and it pounded rapidly, as he fixedly looked at the girl in front.
Silver hair which made it feel like a dream, the face that looked like an immortal and the perfect body made by heaven and those scarlet red eyes which seemed to suck away his very soul with that enchanting look.
"d.a.m.n, This is too much for me to handle. Am I really living with this girl without having any thoughts, Am I really that sincere and good person or does my body have any problems? no, no, I was busy these days."
As Sheng Tian face grew a bit red due to embarra.s.sment even with his city wall level thick skin,
Xiao Lian felt satisfied and let out a smile as she prepared to leave, but that smile was fatal to Sheng Tian who was in a daze.
Without wasting a second, he moved forward and pulled her into a hug. As she didn"t have her guard up against him, she couldn"t muster resistance before his arms wrapped around her waist. Subconsciously she wrapped her arms around him, her face became bright red making the scene even more enchanting.
Her head was on his chest and she can listen to his heartbeat which was higher than usual.
"W...What are you doing?" she stuttered trying to show her anger and surprise.
"Nothing much. Just hugging a beauty. Hm, your waist is still as slim as ever. You should eat a bit more I think, no, never mind that, you already eat a lot. If you start eating more, I will go broke."
"What did you say?" Xiao Lian smiled peacefully.
But Sheng Tian only felt terror seeing her Yandere smile, he quickly tried to move away,
"Wait, Aaaah....." as a pig slaughtered, his voice echoed in the room as he tried to control the burning pain on his waist.
After she left, no one knew what she was thinking as she sat in the s.p.a.ce without cultivating. Her mind kept on replaying the scene that just happened. Her face was red and looked cute. But there was also some fear and struggle in her eyes. Her face soon returned to normal as she shook her head.
Sheng Tian was also feeling perplexed at his own actions. Why did he want to hug her suddenly? There is nothing between them, right?
.....
A news shook the city again.
"Young Master Qin Lie and Ling Chen were found naked, hugging each other in their room. The room cleaner brings out the truth."
"Love is blind. This point is proven once again."
"Disciple Ling Chen"s flower is plucked by Young Master Qin Lie. According to reliable sources, under the fiery a.s.sault of our beloved Young Master, Ling Chen begged for mercy and fainted at last."
"Ling Chen says Young Master Qin Lie"s stamina could only be described as "Monstrous". Only something a G.o.d should possess."
"Young Master Qin Lie comments that he didn"t expect to have such a fierce match with Ling Chen, and almost lost himself in the deep abyss."
"The neighbours staying in the same floor of the inn report a sleepless night, saying that it was harmful to their children."
"Thanks to our exclusive reporter friend, Sheng Bai, we were brought to the light of the incident."
Ling Chen and Qin Lie were sitting in their own rooms.
After so many blood coughing, they thought they were strong enough to not spat out blood again.
But upon hearing the crazy news, they spat out blood again and fainted.