Chapter 218: Seventh Official Livestream! (2)
Chapter 218 – Seventh Official Livestream! (2)
The time finally reached nine o’clock.
Upon seeing that no wormhole was appearing in his room, Chen Yu picked up his phone and opened WeChat without hesitation.
Sure enough, a message came from the Transdimensional Marketing Company’s staff member a second later.
[Transdimensional Marketing: “h.e.l.lo, Mr. Chen. Your transdimensional delivery has already been prepared. As the product this time is overly large, we cannot send it to your home. Please select a suitable open area.”]
[Chen Yu: “Does it have any destructive properties? Will it be a similar case to Kyojima District?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It isn’t much destructive in nature, but I recommend you select a more s.p.a.cious location. The bigger, the better. Also, try to stay on land.”]
[Chen Yu: “…What is the product this time?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “You’ll find out very soon, Mr. Chen.”]
[Chen Yu: “Can a country hold it?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “You jest. It’s just roughly a dozen times larger than the island-building ship, beast armor, and maglev train combined.”]
[Chen Yu: “…”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Or maybe dozens of times. Its final form might even be hundreds or thousands of times larger.”]
[Chen Yu: “Big Sis! You’re not dropping an asteroid on me, right?! I just recently saved the world, dammit!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, I promise that this is a very ‘safe’ product.”]
[Chen Yu: “…”]
Chen Yu silently set down his phone and approached the Interstellar Portal. He then fell into deep thought as he looked at the virtual projection of the Earth.
According to his original plan, if the product was a large object, he would set the review venue at the Tibetan Plateau.
However, after listening to the marketing staff’s description, this project seemed to be a little too “big.” It definitely wouldn’t be good to review it within the country.
In that case…
Let’s dump it in j.a.pan! Didn’t that old man say it was an honor for them to play host to my reviews? Chen Yu patted his head and made his decision. I even told him I was going to pay j.a.pan another visit. I have to keep my promises.
Thinking up to this point, Chen Yu happily reached out and slid his finger across the globe. After locating j.a.pan’s map, he chose the uninhabited Echigo Plain near the Sea of j.a.pan.
Of course, the word “uninhabited” here referred to a place with a small population.
j.a.pan was a typical country scarce in plains. So long as a plateau existed, it would be full of people. Relatively speaking, the location Chen Yu chose wasn’t densely populated.
Hence, a product that was over a dozen times larger than the beast armor would still be seen by many people.
“Confirm.”
Chen Yu chose to establish the spatial link, and very quickly, a snowy plain appeared in the portal.
“Let’s go. Put on your mask.”
After calling for Little Peach, Chen Yu put on his opera mask and stepped through the portal, arriving in the land of j.a.pan that was thousands of kilometers away.
“How relaxing.”
Bending down, Chen Yu picked up a soft lump of snow and started squeezing it while observing his surroundings.
Farmlands extended to as far as he could see from his current location. As it was currently winter, the only thing he could see covering the farmlands was snow. This was a suitable site to host a review.
“This place is simply a paradise for s...o...b..ll fights,” Little Peach expressed as she walked out of the portal.
“Can’t you think of other things aside from playing? Disconnect the spatial link and change the portal’s shape. You’re my a.s.sistant, so you should be taking the initiative to do these things.”
“Oh…”
After seeing Little Peach turn toward the Interstellar Portal, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and swiftly typed a message to the marketing staff.
[Chen Yu: “I’ve arrived. Is my current location sufficient?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It’s barely enough.”]
[Chen Yu: “c.r.a.p! What the h.e.l.l did you apply for me?! Is it really not dangerous?!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It shouldn’t be very dangerous. I’ll send it yo you now.”]
[Chen Yu: “Wait a minute!”]
Lifting his head, Chen Yu looked at the blue sky above him. After some hesitation, he typed another message.
[Chen Yu: “Send it to me in another two minutes.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Why?”]
[Chen Yu: “To increase the program’s promotional effects. Remember, only send it to me after two minutes have pa.s.sed. Also, make sure to open the wormhole far away from me. Don’t hit me.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well, Mr. Chen. We always take your safety into account, so please rest a.s.sured.”]
After exiting WeChat, Chen Yu pa.s.sed his phone to Little Peach and looked at the time. He then said, “Stand behind me. We’re starting the livestream.”
After adjusting the Interstellar Portal’s appearance into a five-meter-tall and three-meter-wide metal arch, Little Peach stood behind Chen Yu and asked in confusion, “Shouldn’t we start the livestream after the product arrives?”
“I heard the product this time is very large. The wormhole will definitely be a spectacular sight to behold. We’ll let the audience broaden their horizons.”
Straightening his mask, Chen Yu gave the plain behind him one last glance. After making sure that no bystanders would get hit, he directed the floating camera toward himself.
“Start the livestream!”
[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated…]
[Bilibili, DouYu, Youtube…Niconico, Yeye Live activation complete!]
[Total viewer count: 0]
14,622.
507,921.
4,006,673…
As soon as Chen Yu opened the 10 livestream rooms to the public, over eight million viewers instantly flooded them. Moreover, the total viewer count was still rapidly rising.
[G.o.d, you’re here.]
[G.o.d, you’re here. +1]
[OHHHH…]
[Ahhh! It’s finally time for a livestream!]
[My fingers have grown tired from refreshing.]
[It’s been a long wait.]
[The New Year is coming soon. I wish everyone’s girlfriends to be beautiful and boyfriends to be rich. For those without partners, work more overtime and make a fortune.]
[I don’t know whether I should curse you…]
[The female a.s.sistant’s body really is excellent. I’m drooling.]
[With such a good figure, maybe the female a.s.sistant is actually a boy.]
[Isn’t that even better?]
[?]
[??]
[Ahh! My train from Inner Mongolia finally arrived in Beijing! Host, where are you?]
When Chen Yu raised his wrist and looked at the statistics displayed on his watch, he couldn’t help but smile.
Once this livestream ended, he would be raking in a considerable income…
In just 20 seconds, his livestream’s total viewer count had already exceeded the 10 million mark.
After sorting out the words in his mind, Chen Yu opened his arms and started with his opening remarks.
“Good morning, friends and viewers in the 10 livestream rooms. This is Transdimensional Review’s seventh official livestream. As everyone can see, I’ve been promoted. Thank you very much for your long-term support and attention.
“There will be some changes happening in today’s livestream. The review product will take another minute or so to arrive. I normally pay attention to everyone’s comments, and I can see that many of you are all curious about how the review products arrive. Hence, in response to your wishes, I have decided to start today’s livestream one minute ahead of time to satisfy everyone’s curiosity.”
After saying so, Chen Yu directed the camera toward the cloudless sky behind him.
[It’s confirmed. This isn’t within China! ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]
[Let me conduct an a.n.a.lysis. Since the camera is angled toward the sky, this shows that the product is enormous. Since it’s a very large object, this means it is capable of causing geological disasters easily. And when I think of geological disasters, I immediately think of j.a.pan. In conclusion: the venue is in j.a.pan.]
[Amazing, amazing.]
[The first product after a rise in access level will definitely have very high technological content! The venue definitely can’t be in j.a.pan! If it is, I’ll stuff chili sauce into my a.s.s!]
[Screenshot, screenshot…]
Amidst the torrent of bullet comments, a minute quickly pa.s.sed by.
In the next moment, a rotating, s.p.a.ce-time wormhole suddenly opened up in the sky!
Everyone among the audience could not help but be amazed by this scene that could typically only be seen in sci-fi movies.
However…
As the wormhole frenziedly expanded, everyone’s expressions changed from surprise to doubt, astonishment, bewildered, and finally panic…