Chapter 545: Do You Think I’m Blind?
Ling Sheng knew that he had gone to the washroom to hide. When she saw her father push the door open as he reached the washroom, she started sweating profusely.
“Grandpa.” Xiaoqi opened the door calmly without even raising his pants. He looked up with an innocent face. “Xiaoqi is peeing. Grandpa, do you want to pee too?”
Huo Ci took a look inside but did not see anyone. He pushed the door open, ready to enter, when the brat’s expression changed.
“Xiaoqi has made the bathroom stinky.” Xiaoqi’s face flushed from the effort of holding back. Then, he let out a fart, feeling extremely embarra.s.sed.
Huo Ci immediately smelled something faint and closed the washroom door in disdain. “You brat, who told you to open the door?”
Xiaoqi sat on the toilet bowl and said in an aggrieved voice, “Grandpa, you knocked.”
Jun Shiyan stood closely behind the door. This was the first time he had experienced such a thing. He felt agitated and aggrieved as he gave Xiaoqi a thumbs-up.
Xiaoqi, who had farted in front of Uncle Jun, felt embarra.s.sed. His face was red as he apologized in a small voice. “Uncle Jun, I’m sorry.”
Upon seeing the door close and her father not entering, Ling Sheng finally heaved a sigh of relief. She loved her baby to death. Why was he so adorable and clever?
Huo Ci was suspicious, as he did not believe her. He sized her up and curled his fingers. “What are you hiding? Let me take a look.”
Ling Sheng knew that actors like them liked to make connections. If she did not find an excuse, she would definitely not be able to deceive her father. She pretended to smile as though nothing had happened. “Father, it’s nothing. The teacher will be here soon. Go watch television!”
“Take it out.” Huo Ci was already impatient.
Ling Sheng’s face was bitter as she threw caution to the wind and gave him the rolled-up test paper. She stuck out two fingers pitifully like a child who had done something wrong. “I only got two questions wrong. Really, just two questions.”
Huo Ci took a look and threw the test paper in her face. He looked at her disdainfully. “Two questions? You obviously got four questions wrong. Do you think I’m blind?”
That brat! She wanted her dignity? No wonder she had run into the house nervously, afraid that he would scold her for getting the questions wrong!
Ling Sheng heaved a big sigh of relief. Thank G.o.d. She had finally gotten away with it. She had to thank her precious son. She touched her nose and said in a low voice, “Sorry.”
Huo Ci let out a cold snort, sounding full of disdain. “How could you make so many mistakes in Year One mathematics? You’ll be the college entrance examination top scorer? You’ve already spread the word. If you don’t become the college entrance examination top scorer, I’ll punish you!”
Ling Sheng hurriedly agreed. I’m a fool, but I’m impressive, alright? Thankfully, I made a few mistakes while answering the questions. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know how to deceive my father!
Upon hearing that his grandpa was leaving, Xiaoqi shouted from the washroom, “Grandpa, Grandpa, Xiaoqi is done p.o.o.ping! It smells. Do you want to come in?”
Huo Ci’s face darkened as he gritted his teeth and bellowed, “Why would I come in?”
Ling Sheng could not help laughing unkindly.
Xiaoqi was still shouting. “Grandpa, there’s not enough paper! Can you bring me some paper?”
Huo Ci said, “Get your mother to bring it to you.”
Xiaoqi said, “But Mommy is a girl. Grandpa, bring it to Xiaoqi.”
Huo Ci said, “Do I owe you something? Do you want me to wipe your *ss for you?”
Then, he walked into the living room without turning his head back, completely dispelling his apprehension. F*ck, after the kid had p.o.o.ped, he had asked him to bring him the toilet paper. Was he his mother!?